Waifu claiming thread.
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Haha no
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claim :o
>>720640731
I am aware of this yes
Mine
>>720640853
>>720640216
Well it seems you might just drink too much, i doubt that too be true!
>>720640508
Oh, you plan on getting a snek? what's it like?
>>720641026
Nein.
>>720640728
That's practically nothing. Why can't you buy the snek?
>>720640907
Yeah, definitely not good. Somewhat curious- have you heard anything else lately regarding our friend?
>>720640645
I know.
I really hope it goes away soon
>>720641097
But Nui likes wine.
Can drink me under the fuckin table too. Life fibers op.
>>720641285
Yes, he has contacted Yuno.
Have you heard about that?
>no previous
You literally copy the address of the thread and it turns into the numbers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMoC5tmo0fE
>>720641097
Hes like the best kind of snek hes a pin stripe boa. Social with people active and cuddly. He moves alot and you can even pet his head.
>>720641285
My family will kick me out of the house if i bring him home.
>>720641008
too far for, now
still have to wait on what the new guy will do
and you can try you know where to look now
Chara is moving to Vienna, Austria in a few months, has her own car too.
Now I need to find out what the car looks like because judging by how low the muscle tone is on her legs it looks like she doesn't walk much.
>>720641843
>She
>>720641414
Yeah, earlier in the week he told me about it, but it seems like not much else was said beyond that. I'm glad that he's still around at least, even if it was just for a brief bit.
>>720641782
Aw damn, that's no fun. But I know how it is when you gotta take family into consideration.
>>720641801
New guy? I guess I do
>>720641357
Don't speak in such foul way.
>>720641782
Dang, that's cute, i didn't think a snek could be cuddly.
>>720642015
office
>>720642106
Oh him
>>720642008
I miss my own place...and i hate that he has to sit in that too small of a tank at the pet shop
>>720642100
Oh totes, sneks are good pets as long as you take the time with em
>>720641843
>her
>her
>she
Just stop, please
>>720641931
That is what Chara wants to be referred to as, who am I to disrespect her wishes? Males are better anyway imo.
>>720642008
I'm so happy he's even alive and that he doesn't want to endanger himself for now.
>>720642100
How is that foul? It just means she's better at wine than I am. Like I know I do innuendos sometimes but this isn't one.
>>720642237
Does it really matter?
>>720642336
YES
stop posting 3d and pick a avatar
>>720642267
When has Chara said the he wants to be called "she"
>>720642197
ya
>>720642491
Several times, actually. She doesn't make a big deal of it though, assumedly because people are asses.
>>720642456
You don't like the woman I'm posting? Can you recommend an avatar for me?
>>720642491
A few weeks ago, why?
>>720642237
>you will never make chara a she
JUST
>>720642582
Well I don't think it will change all that much
>>720642650
anything that is 2d
>>720642627
>She
>>720642233
Yep, sometimes the best you can get is the house to yourself for several hours. Otherwise it's give and take. At least there's always the man cave or late nights like this for some quiet and space. Never had snakes, but I had newts and turtles growing up. Now it's doggos.
>>720642280
That was definitely nice to hear, now it's back to patiently waiting and seeing what happens next. Maybe at some point he'll feel ready to reach out to you directly.
I'm a straight femanon, so I'll post my husbando instead.
>>720642736
hope so but I've been getting shit on my id more often
can barely buy beer now and I hate asking others
>>720642755
And my point has been made.
>>720642650
>>720642627
Chara doesn't even want to have HRT or SRS. If he wants to be refered to as a girl he'll have to become one...
>>720642982
>point
>>720643009
Chara is on the path to getting medical approval for HRT, actually. She's spoken about it a couple of times recently, keep up.
>>720642799
Tbh i just want this specific snek also im wprking on affording my own place bout 6 months to go.
>>720642927
Welcome. >>720642937
I don't think others mind as long as you have the money
>>720642736
Decided on my next cap
>>720643132
>She's
>>720643163
We'll have fun with it
>>720643163
Your trip made me really hungry.
>>720643159
I mind it , bit bothering
>>720642799
In time he can.
I'm happy that way for now.
>>720642233
That's sweet, What would you name it?
>>720642315
Well you lie most of the time so i can never tell!
>>720643262
Manga caps are a pain compared to animated
>>720643281
I wish I had some of the stuff right now, hungry too.
>>720643132
what is HRT and how does it work? i want to be like chara
>>720643132
But he said he didn't want HRT. Plus he's going to regret it when he turns out looking like an androgynous freak.
Also if he's trans, then he has gender dysphoria. That's a mental illness and he should not be able to make big decisions like HRT, SRS, etc.
>>720643312
We'll like you always say don't worry about it. Also she is a cute. >>720643370
I do them on my phone. It's not bad
>>720643316
Jake
>>720643552
Really? God, that sounds like a pain. I'm barely finishing the first volume of seven. Don't think I'll start the second volume tonight.
>>720643552
I'm not really worried
worse case I'd have to leave and she sure is
>>720643157
Yeah, you mentioned something a while back about looking into a house, right?
>>720643313
Likewise. Just takes time with his situation and all. I think he'll appreciate that you've been hanging around and waiting.
>>720643316
I actually am not doing a lie because Nui's mine
>>720643937
Yep need 6 months to get even with debt and rebuild credit
Sleep is a good
Claimeroni
>>720644060
I want to impregnate Patchouli.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMV_HprkrHI&t=1s
>>720643794
Nah zoom and click lock and home at the same time. Easy. >>720643809
That would still suck. Yeah im not sure why though. >>720644060
Patches how was the lazy day?
>>720644010
>debt monster
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How much debt are you looking at? How about the credit?
>>720644060
Hello everyone.
>>720644193
Tomoko.
>>720644193
I guess it would. maybe because of the legs and that one eye showing?
>>720643685
Simple and cute, kinda funny for a snek.
>>720643949
Liar liar you're on fire!
>>720644354
And I get Hanako? Tonight is going to be a nice little thing>>720644491
Maybe and Jesus that's lewd
>>720643937
I don't know.
Obviously I'm not the special person he needs.
As long as that person is doing their job, I'm fine with it.
>>720644126
>
>>720644193
Not as lazy as one would expect, in the end. I mean, I slept from like 6am-4pm (sorry for just nodding off) and then did some work and went to a going away party that I didn't realize was today
Very nice, all in all
Still on the phone?
>>720644312
woop woop, pull over that tome is too fat?
>>720642755
Isn't this 2D picture 2D already?
>>720642927
My husbando is Kougami from Psycho-Pass
>>720643009
Mentally Chara is female which already makes her female.
>>720644278
30k with the car 15 without, hadnt made payments on several accounts and am
playing catch up at the moment
>>720644534
>Jake the snake
>>720644193
Oh, I see. You don't do any editing after, huh
>>720644633
It's fine I just though about stuff for a bit. Oh a little party huh? Well that sounds nice. Yeah I'm on my phone still.>>720644884
Nah I feel most are solid enough
>>720644679
no
i meant a girl who is 2d
>>720640853
ya'll realize theres an anime thread? why is this gay shit all over /b/
>Hamakaze claimed
>tfw no mexican or hispanic bf to whisper sweet spanish into my ear and let me run my fingers on his mustache
>claiming shielder
>>720644595
well I don't know where you were looking at to think its cute and not so lewd maybe she just needed help reaching a spot and you logged off before I reminded you to watch sunny and trailer park
>>720644595
How was your day, beautiful?
>>720645095
>mexican or hispanic bf
That's that good taste right there
>>720645095
lewd
>>720645010
Did you recommend me a character yet?
>>720644534
If I'm on fire it's because I'm holding Nui and she's hot
How are we all doing tonight?
>>720645095
This
>>720645035
>>720645095
Hi botes. >>720645100
I'm not sure why it's cute. Uh no you don't remove your underwear and then shove that area into someone's face to reach a spot. I'm at a friends right now anyways>>720645193
I slept a lot. How about you?
>>720645327
not as lucky as you
>>720645309
yuno gasai -_-
>>720644720
>30K
Wew. But you have a plan to get that debt knocked down so you can get a place without stretching your budget, no? Don't make the mistake of buying too much house.
>>720645327
Pretty good as always. How is Chara?
>>720644990
Anything in particular? You'd be hard pressed to call it a party, it was only 6 people, but it was still very nice, definitely. So you've presumably been at your friend's house this whole time?
>>720645095
>mustaches
>ever
why?
>>720644679
Chara doesn't act like a girl.
Mentally, he's a challenged
>>720645327
Tired and salty. How about you?
>>720645409
That sounds nice, i wish i could've joined you. It was alright, i worked and played games.
>>720645409
I don't know, maybe it was too hot then and some cleaning was needed
you can still watch them , and have a laugh together
>>720645095
lovely
>>720644720
Didn't even think of that, that just made it perfect.
>>720645320
You speak out of line again, liar!
>>720645327
Long time no see, i've been a rather sick.
How about you though.
>>720645401
-_-
>>720645327
A few drinks in, but having a good late night conversation with someone on Discord. Beyond that, lazy day aside from watching some boxing earlier tonight with steak & shrimp on the grill.
>Houki
>>720645421
Boring.
>>720645657
What girl have you met that is not mentally challenged? Exactly.
>>720645427
Well the plan is to pay everything but the car off then get the house so all we would have is the house and car left
>>720645327
Why must you come as my phones about to die
>>720645556
She's good.
>Posting when Chara's not here
my, my. Somebody's becoming part of the circlejerk.
>>720645417
what makes you say that?
>>720645765
I'm pretty good! I'm a little sad cuz a song got to me a little, though.
>>720645811
Hello! I've been well, honestly. Better than usual. Sorry to hear you've been sick.
>>720645843
Almost made me forget that I'm actually a beaner now.
>>720645931
Hey, I'm on Dischord all the time, just hit me up some time.
>>720645765
>Tired and salty
can i lick you?
>>720645631
Hi anon >>720645640
Myself and all that. Still it's a nice little group. Yeah may head home soon so I can get some time to myself >>720645765
Well we wouldn't be sleeping then. Ah actually doing stuff how fun. >>720645766
I don't want to think about that. Ehh we don't watch stuff all that much
>>720645950
S-shut up you fucking bitch! It's n-not like I'm enjoying this place or anything. . . !!
>>720645950
>she
>>720646142
Well, this is a pretty pleasant community. You should get an avatar, though.
>>720645921
Only Stacies are mental.
I know qtpis who aren't retarded
>>720646142
You sound very tsun right now.
>>720646015
Whays ypur tag?
>>720645035
nee-chaaaan~
>>720645240
and they're hard workers too!
>>720645242
its just what i prefer~
>>720645327
tired, lonely, but mostly very cold
>>720645401
tfw no hispanics live anywhere near me
>>720645409
yellow~
>>720645640
they're cute, why else?
>>720645766
<3
>>720645950
What was the song?
>>720646038
I meant figuratively and sorry, only Tomoko is allowed to do that.
>>720646139
You have a point. Ehh i don't know if i would call it fun.
He's posting scarves again, I'm out of here ><
>>720646407
That they can be, yes.
>>720646005
How do you stop or start being a beaner?
>>720645095
There are some white people who need to be deported to the Ocean.
>>720646139
well just enjoy the images or something
and you should try at least a fun show and I have to go now I keep forgetting to add that in the post
take care
>>720646336
Depends, who are you?
>>720646407
>Tired, cold
Get to sleep, cuddle up under some blankets!
Fraid I can't help with anything else, though.
>>720646422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xm7s9eGxU