Choose any superpower and I'll give you a fair handicap

I get The World Over Heaven as my stand and I am fully proficient with its usage, and I am capable of using it often for prolonged periods of time.

>>720640529
immortality

>>720640723
The longer you use it the weaker it becomes. The longer you use it the longer the cooldown. The more often you use it the more prone to seizures, potentially fatal.

Ability to turn into a skeleton at any time which in turn gives you permanent immortality

cursed to live forever, unaging, undying.

>>720641005
You still age and develop illnesses and disease. You cannot control pain, either.

>>720641005

except you will die from old age

>>720640529
Can control atoms to form anything

>>720641487
You don't get to choose when it happens.

>>720641487

you must sustain your immortality by sucking dicks

>>720640529
shapeshifting.

total time manipulation

>>720641619
>>720641651
If I still age then I'm not Immortal.

flying

>>720641526

you're struck with a permanent frontal lobe seizure

>>720641820

too bad faggot you get what you're given

Cryomancing

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>>720641688
You can only do so every 3 years, for 30 minutes.

>>720641688
It's extremely tedious.

Making tits bigger

The ability to climb anything. Literally anything, buildings, cliffs anything.

The superpower that lets you counteract any fair handicaps.

>>720641813

you can only shapeshift into a 400lbs woman

>>720641952
So basically nothing changes for me then, I just go back to living a normal life.

>>720641813
After dusk and before dawn.

>>720641848

you can only fly directly into the sun

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>>720641765
>sucking dicks
>handicap
>2017

>>720641814
This one

>>720640529
Ability to prolapse any anal spinkture with eye contact

Godhood.

>>720642066
Each time you counteract a handicap you lose one centimeter of penis length.

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>>720640529
Shape shifting

>>720642243
backfires 50% of the time

>>720640529
G
NICE pic
Op
I'll be
Taking
This.
Thx. Also fuck your thread

>>720641959

it's already a gay as fuck power so you get nothing

>>720642066
you're a furry

I've got two

Flying
See-through clothes vision

>>720642032

only your own

>>720641814
If you travel, the amount of time traveled is how long you must wait to travel again. If you freeze time, you are blind until you unfreeze time. The amount of time frozen is how long you must wait until you freeze again

>>720642281
Nvm, time pausing abilities

The ability to never be handicapped

>>720640529
probability manipulation

>>720642038

once you reach the summit you're compelled to jump off to your death.

>>720642243

only with the direct use of your mouth

>>720642394
Fuck your little bitch that isn't a fair handicap at all suck my fucking dick I'll blow your goddamn asshole out even if I accidentally blow out my own you goddamn cucklord faggot suck my white furry balls you piece of shit

>>720642400
Mind explaining how?

>>720641848
You exert as much energy as running at a moderate pace.

>>720642270
Suppose you have 0 cm of dick left and you counteract, what happens then?

Video Game meta powers. IE Pausing, menus, stats, having items in my inventory that I don't actually have to carry around, options, saving / quick saves,

The ability to kill yourself before pussying out

>>720642437
>flying
you can only ascend
deactivating the power, even momentarily, causes it to be unusable until your feet touch the ground

>>720640529
teleportation

>>720642700
-1 cm

>>720642700
Your dick grows inwards

>>720641959
Must be in a climate 100 degrees or less, tge hotter the climate, the weaker you are.

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Getting irrational people to see logic when they're being fucking retarded and won't listen...

Or astral projection, to be able to slap the piss out of them from afar

>>720640529
The ability to stop time and move normally, touching only one person can allow them to move normally while ti.e is frozen.

>>720642437

Can only see the clothes of men

flying forces you to use your xray vision

>>720642764
Whenever you teleport youll have a dildo up your ass

>>720642720
you are being controlled by a god
you have no free will

>>720642720
youre not the one controlling the menus

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I want to be able to fit whole doughnuts in my mouth

>>720642038
You exert as much energy as if you were rock climbing

>>720642814
Cant resume time

>>720642814
you age 10x as fast while time is frozen

>>720641980
Actually
I think I
Need the rundown
Again
Just a a quick one
A quick rundown.
Lol this is the meme of 2017 guys
Git ready hahahahahahaha

>>720642472

only for so long ass you can keep your eyes open

>>720642884
Fuck off amerifat

>>720642448
Still worth.

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>>720640529
I have the power to make my peepee go hard.

>>720642884
you get diabetes

>>720642764
You have to be able to see where you're going, or have to have been there before. Using a picture or going off of "well, it looks like this" means you have a 50% chance of arriving on point, a 35% chance of arriving somewhere similar, and a 15% chance of losing an inch of flesh from a random place on your body and failing to go anywhere.

>>720640529
my super power is having all super powers including being immune to everything OP says is my handicap, also making it so i have no handicap.

so i guess i won. immune to all replies.
i will just close my eyes and chant HWNDU and magically everything doesn't exist.

Mines would be the ability to pass through anything

>>720642941
eventually you won't

>>720642941
Eyyy Stefania

>>720642508
Still nothing op

>>720642849
>>720642865
>implying I don't already believe that
do you losers even CHIM

>>720642638
Jokes on you, I can prolapse at will.

>>720642437
Your speed is limited to 30mph. You can only see through cotton

>>720642527

it only works 10% of the time

>>720640529
Time Travel

>>720642737

every time you try to an hero your plan fails

>>720643044
so then you already have the powers

I want 2 functioning dicks that I can combine into one or seperate into two different ones

>>720642720
>>720642720
At the speed of a standard office computer from 2004 playing fallout new vegas on ultra

>>720643073
>buy 10 lottery tickets

>>720642764

you can only teleport to men's changing rooms when your dad is naked in them

>>720643189
determinism, everything you change in the timeline has already been changed

>>720643240
there each 2 inches long

>>720642800

You realise the fact that you're just as irrational as everyone else

>>720642700
Vagina begins to form

The ability to suck your own dick

>>720643446
thats perfect! if I combine them do I get 4 inches?

>>720643001
It's opposite day

>>720643503
Win Win

>>720642270
>Each time you counteract a handicap you lose one centimeter of penis length.

but my superpower counteracts that. Endless loop. Divide by zero. Black hole. End of time.

>>720642884

but you have a tiny mouth hole

>>720640529
Touch healing
>example my hand touching your skin and being able to heal all ailments.

>>720643303
If I can pause, then time is an illusion anyway I've already broken anyway. What is speed to me?

Chew and breathe at the same time. Get.

shape shifting.

>>720643536
Yes

>>720642249
god of cuckoldry

>>720643010
Gravity still affects you

>>720640529
Control ANYTHING
let it be physical or psychological.

I can pause time for as long as I want. And during that time, I will go on a raping spree at the nearest high school.

>>720643001

but nobody likes you

>>720643548
you will be the first man to go into a black hole penis first

>>720643731
Your DNA would be found and you'd be arrested
plus your power doesn't work near cops.

The power to alter reality

>>720643306

alright you win

The ability to not have any abilities

>>720643585
It has the same effect as if you were giving blood. You become weaker the bigger the wound and must wait to regenerate your powers

>>720643189
When you go back or forward in time you can never return to the year you left.

>>720643585
wounds you have heal in the past will sometime reappear on your body

>>720643692
explain how gravity still affects me?

>>720643731
You can't move while time is frozen

I can create force fields.

>>720640529
the power of love

>>720643505

No need to pretend, we already know that's your super power.

>>720643942
You can still fall through the floor

>>720643731
You die if you freeze time for more than 30 seconds. Plenty of time.

>>720642508
you are held at utmost highest standards by everyone

>>720643585

you get touch healing but you can only touch heal with your anal sphincter

>>720640529
Superpower- can prove how much of a faggot OP is on a daily basis.

>>720644031
So just get a running start and jump when going through walls

>>720640529
ability to see the past and future

the ability shoot bullets out of my fingers at the speed of a normal gunshot

>>720643989
Sometimes they don't go away when you want them to

>>720642782
ingrown penis

>>720643872

but you can only do so by making shitty memes

>>720644120
Yup
>>720643993
If you're talking about love manipulation, then the person you're manipulating is fully aware. You can only do so if you are in close proximity and effects are temporary

Wink at anyone and give them an instant orgasm.

Could be used to make money or torture someone into a quivering pile of sex fluids...

>>720642884
Thats a bagel. You got tricked. You have bagel mouth now

The ability to shapeshift into the form of anything

>>720643989

only to block your crush from you

lifetime roblox builder's club

The ability to suck OP's dick

>>720643909
>>720643915
>>720644107

All of that is pretty manageable if anything its like a one time use or maybe a 2 time use.

>>720641005
The pro to immortality - Living forever.
The con to immortality - Living forever.

>>720644390
Sometimes it makes you have to shit really bad.

>>720644119

simultaneously everyone realises how much of a faggot you are too.

>>720644170
The near future is clear, the further you get the weaker your power becomes. Same goes for the past

>>720644170

only by one second

>>720643602
you now breathe through a stoma

>>720644225

only when directed at yourself

>>720642152
underrated

>>720640529
bro u posted this thread last night with the exact same powers u want....I feel like a low life to have known

>>720644570
Dont be a faggot you raging faggot.

>>720643737
good. i don't like them.
1488

>>720644225
The bullet is your fingernail and you must wait for it to regrow before using it again.

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>>720642884

>>720640529
The ability to change anyone's emotion at will.

the power to harness meme magic

>>720643324
But everything I will change will therefor be changed. paradox.

>>720641820
Immortality doesn't mean you won't feel the effects of age, you'll just live forever. Get fucked.

>>720644517
yeah but you're going to look like an asshole when you try to save one of your friends by pulling your pants down to the floor and squatting on their wounds.

>>720640529
Super healing.

>>720644225
Your hands were lost in war. Fortunately you're a handy man (pun intended) and with the help of a friendly machinist you're able to create attachments for either hand, including rifled fingers. Removing/replacing/reloading your gunfingers takes a good amount of effort

>>720644954
Only when it comes to bruises

>>720644851

but they're only post ironic facebook memes that no one understands

>>720644954
You get hungry faster.

>>720645018
What super about it then?

>>720645089
I can live with that.

>>720644925
I would need other superpowers to keep myself from dying. Immortality doesn't make some invincible.

>>720644706
Lmao you caught me. I swear I'm starting to notice some of the same posters here. I mean shit at least it's more interesting than roll threads or the hourly ylyl

>The power to deflect and return bullets but you piss yourself.
>Hulk level strength but you shit yourself

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>>720644722

jokes on you, I'm not OP!

>>720644787
Your emotion changes with theirs

>>720645285
We all are OP, deep withanus.

>>720641814
Only being able to manipulate the time on clocks

The ability to speak and understand any spoken or written form of human language. (Not including machine codes)

>>720642448

damn that is in depth

>>720640529
the ability to kill pedo-scum like you through the computer screen

>>720644787
Your own emotions become increasingly more volatile, every time you use your power.

>>720643306
That's not how probability works. Each ticket does not effect the next one. The condition is it works 10% of the time, not 1 out of every 10 will work

>>720645637
Each pedo you kill you become increasingly attracted to children

>>720645559
You can only speak and write in dead languages

>>720645559

you also have tourette's syndrome

>>720641959
You can only chill things by drawing the heat out of them and into your own body.

>>720645805
10.9/10

>>720645820
>ANY spoken or written form

>>720645791
Ya, but you still have a 10% chance of winning. So buy 100 and hope your not extremely unlucky.

>>720645938
To bad faggot

>>720644543
i'm ok with that...

>>720645559
only one at a time and never the one you want

>>720642447
kek

>>720646069
You came up with a completely illogical sideeffect.

Tourettes syndrome makes MUCH more sense as a handicap.

the power to make 20 shitty memes per second

>>720646124
You mean I can understand it all but I can not always respond in the proper language?

That's a STEEP handicap.

Breath underwater

>>720646290
No internet access ever

>>720646330
only one breath then after that you have to hold it

>>720646290
no downside necessary

the ability to flip an omelette perfect every time

>>720646069
>comes up with a side effect that's incompatible with the power
>"they're the faggots, not me"
Sounds pretty faggoty to me.

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>>720646047
I'll give you that one

I want to be able to make friends

>>720646545
You're on 4chan. Too bad.

>>720646330

only if the piss to water ratio is 90+:1

>>720646545
they all die within 30 seconds of seeing you

I can control my flatulence with enough precision that a person in china(I live in US) can be wrapped in a cloud of fart in only minutes after it leaves my butt. I can aim my ass clappers at nearly any point in the world and also control to a very fine degree how bad or good it will smell.

I would work for the government. Farting my way thru the ranks of glorified assassins and one day work for potus who I would eventually fart to death in the name of my people. Poor people. Poor people that pass gas.

>>720645559
Since you have so many of them swirling around in your head, you often speak to people in a mixture of languages without realizing.

You catch yourself mostly when others point out that you're doing it again.

>>720646330
every shark swims towards your location full speed as soon as you step foo in the water

>>720646419

only if the omelette contains mushroom

>>720646323
OP here. You can't understand any math past 5th grade

>>720646614
Your anus takes the brunt of all those farts and you develop nasty hernias and pink sockage.

>>720646638
foot*

The ability to make some one rip ass on my will

>>720646614
you lose voluntary control of other bodily functions

The superpower to be the best greatest NBA Player of all time.

>>720646704
Noooooo. I changed my mind. My power is now this. I can claim a power and if I dislike the negative side effects I can claim a different one. Never had one, but I hear hernias are a bitch

>>720646862
You become the niggest

The ability to instantly teleport to any location that I can see with the naked eye.

The power to pause time temporarily but move freely while doing so

>>720640529
Complete erectile control and voluntary ejaculation.

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>>720646614

no penalties

>>720646862
You die at 40 years old

>>720646862
You have no dick and are severely autistic.

Just like right now ;)

>>720646862
You can't read

>>720646735
You rip ass at the same exact time, with the same power and smell.

You can hide this, but somebody could catch on to your ability if you aren't careful. This could lead to you being studied and maybe even having your brain dissected to see how your powers work.

>>720646911
hernia will always be one of the side effects

>>720646862
you become nigger

>>720646735

only when your mouth is cupped around their fart box

>>720646862
you can only play when someone is praying to a pair of sneakers with your name on them

>>720646936
never get laid

I can memorize anything in the span of 10 seconds

>>720642656
*Tips Fedora*

>>720646934
Literally everything but you is frozen, including the oxygen in the atmosphere, and your clothes.

>>720643585
When healing guys you have to grab them by the dick

>>720646933
Your clothes are sometimrs destroyed

>>720646862

but you become a nigger

>>720646933
Each time you teleport you run a 1/1000 chance of accidentally into the void of space

>>720646862
you get involved in a career-ruining scandal á la Kobe

>>720646933
Teleporting is as painful as a hard slap to the nuts.

>>720647099
you forget it after 10 seconds

>>720640529
I never have to read another post by OP ever again

>>720647099
you forget that you have that ability

i want the ability of not being a faggot

>>720646998
fuq
that's cold bruh

The Superpower to avoid traffic jams.

>>720647250
you still like and want dicks on and in your butt

>>720647099
you can't control what you memorize

>>720647099

for each thing you memorise you must also memorise the entire script to a new hentai animation

>>720647227
You have the urge to tell everyone

>>720647380
whenever you get into a car everybody else driving dies and is lifted by an invisible force into the air

>>720647227
You get violently sodomised every night, by a burly black man named Tyrone. Tyrone has an 11-inch cock, and can't use lube because he's got allergies.

>>720647227

You become the OP of all threads and must carry the mantle of being a faggot

>>720643731
You have incurable erectile dysfunction

>>720647501
That's just another superpower

>>720647250

impossible

>>720647380
your car breaks down

>>720647501
only if the car is on fire

>>720647380
Cops will pull you over every time you speed, and you can't avoid it. Even going five miles over the speed limit will now get you a ticket, and they come from seemingly nowhere.

I'm able to stop being socially autistic for 8 hours a day

>>720640529
Superman kills everyone he creampies.

>>720647380

you're still late to everything you go to

>>720647719
During those 8 hours, everyone else is too busy to talk to you.

>>720647719

during those 8 hours you're asleep

The power to turn jews to dust just by looking at them

>>720647380
Anytime you drive a car it breaks down and needs towing.

>>720647796
>>720647866
cold

>>720647796
>>720647866
KEK

>>720647910

constantly get sucker punched by anti-fa protesters everywhere you go

>>720647796
>>720647866
well shit

>>720648012
Good thing I live in a stand your ground state

I can turn other people into clones of myself

>>720647910
Everyone will feel sorry for them and in the future they will be immune to any discrimination or criticism.

Every Sunday from 12 to 6 PM, I'm allowed to do anything I want to anyone without retribution, legal or otherwise.

The ability to only fall for people who will be able to be with me and love me back.

>>720648229
you're still a weak beta male so you cant do much

>>720647910
You need to get butt fucked by a Jewish guy to recharge the ability

>>720648126

because of you they slowly move into and take over the population of your town ruining your state for everyone

>>720648177
>Everyone will feel sorry for them and in the future they will be immune to any discrimination or criticism.
>implying this isn't already the case

>>720640529
The ability to cut to the front of lines unimpeded.

>>720648355
Then ill have to do alot of looking

>>720648229

you're too unoriginal to think of anything interesting to do

Fire proof and control of it

>>720648413
That's the joke dingus

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>>720648229
Once it's 6:01

You better run

>>720648509
the burn in water

>>720648280
Forgot to direct mine at OP >>720640529

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>>720648413

>>720648280
They always develop fatal illnesses within three months of you getting together.

>>720648537
heh nice joke

Airbending