I have inside knowledge of the plot of the upcoming star wars

>>720632916
Well? What happens?

>>720632916
Does Rey become a Hutt fuck slave?

>>720632916
Please tell me Rey dies, I hated that bitch more than fucking Jar Jar

>>720633148
Regarding what my friend? Trips for full plot.

>>720633236
No unfortunately but i can tell you we havent seen the last of the hutts.

>>720632916
is jar jar binks snoke?

>>720633421
Rey does not die. I am sorry to bring you the bad news. Theres always episode 9 though.

>>720632916
Ur probably full of shit, but im interested.

Does Carrie Fisher's death fuck up the story for Ep. 9?

>>720633539
No jar jar binks is not snoke. Disney isnt retarded enough to bring jar jar back

>>720632916
where do you get ur knowledge. Did you work on set or something

>>720632916
Thefuck they planning to do with leia now that carrie fisher is dead?

>>720632916
How comfy is your moms basement?

>>720632916
How fat are you?

>>720633637
I am not aware of any details concerning episode 9. All her parts in ep.8 were finished though. We might see some reworking of the movie to explain her absence in ep.9, however.

>>720633436
But is there kinky fan service? I need something new to jack off to.

>>720633657
I know multiple people who were someway or another involved with the trilogy.
Thats all im saying about that as i dont wanna get people into trouble

>>720632916
Will ethnic minorities be treated with respect? Will there finally be a Muslim Jedi?

Who is Rey's parents?

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>>720633973
This.

>>720633551
I knew it was a longshot. Well, do we find out what sent Emo Solo to the dark side?

>>720632916
How much are the kikes paying you to post this

>>720632916
Does Jar Jar make an appearance at last?

>>720633998
This

>>720633973
well there was mace windu who wasnt muslim tho

Will there finally be a bowl of hard boiled eggs in this one? If not then when?

I get $8 for every succesful posting. Success is defined by more then 10 comments. I profit.

>>720634085
Yes we do. Although its not what you would expect.

>>720634569
>I get $8

from who?

>>720632916
>people believing this
who is the last jedi?

>>720632916
Does Kylo Ren stop being one of the worst star wars characters yet?

>>720632916
Will there finally be a lightsaber that shoots out of someone's ass? If so, what colour?

>>720634819
Well?

Its revealed that a rebellion member has been an agent of the First Empire after the Knights of Ren slaughter Luke and Rey's Jedi in training. As Kylo Ren goes to find his mother and crush the rebellion. The princess is well guarded but they are no match for Kylo Ren, who has fully recovered from killing his father and being shot by Chewbacca. He confronts his mother with Finn at her side. As Leia tells him that he won't leave the rebel base alive for his actions, she is cut off by a blaster shot to the heart and the perpetrator, none other than the former Stormtrooper Finn, pushes her down to join Kylo Ren's side as the rebellion is cut down to only Poe, Rey, and Luke.

>>720633998
Nobody that we have met on screen. However at least 1 of them is closely tied to a well known starwars character.

>>720635007
no

>>720634819
Can you elaborate on what happened?

will it ever end... so tired...

>>720634969
It's a wookie, that's all I can divulge

>>720635013
Brown

>>720632916
ive read rumors chewbacca does full frontal. confirm/deny

When do the Borg show up?

is jar jar last jedi/snoke

>>720635007
That 8s an opinion, but yes, kylo does improve greatly in ep.8

>>720634969
>>720635019
All major plot points will be explained upon trips

>>720635106
wookies have very rarely been jedi
shit tier bait

>>720632916
Please tell me that Luke Cuckwalker dies of Force HIV and rids us of his smarminess!

full plot please

>>720635241
>I need attention, even if its on an anonymous board
sad

>>720635241
that's why this one is the last Jedi dumass

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rolling for full plot

>>720635393
rolling

>>720635424
rolling for plot

>>720633913
ANSWER

>>720635241
It's a commentary on multiculturalism, the final Jedi is a giant hairy beast that talks gibberish

I suppose I'll roll the dice and see what happens...

Rolling for initiave

>>720635559
GET

>>720635559
Rip

Please give us all of the spoilers, trips make it so.

>>720635504
So we do finally get a Muslim Jedi!

>>720635646
Faggot

Trips are mine

tell us about the dinosaur

>>720633973
get the fuck off 4chan

double rollin

>>720632916
Have u ever touched mark hamill?

triple rollin

>>720635833
checked

>>720635850
No i have never even met him. Ive seen him from across a crowded room once though

>>720635822
you get off 4chan racist

>>720632916
Is Rey lesbian? Are there any lesbians in ep 8?

>>720635936
Did u get erect?

Rolling for plot

>>720632916
Will this be complete crap like the others about SJW topics and influences?

>>720635982
No but there are sexy dancers

>>720632916
Is there going to be a gay Jedi?

>>720633699
>>720634300
>>720635077
>>720635144
>>720635155
>>720635166
>>720635733
>>720635822
>>720635833
>>720635955
at least there's dubs

Does she turn to the dark side and kylo turn to the light?

>>720635850

mark hamill, before disney wanted him back, was spotted fishing used cigarette butts out of convenience store ashtrays and lighting them. he was that disgusting of a scrub. you can get hepatitis-c that way.

i wouldn't touch him.

>>720636067
I think luke might be gay, but cant confirm

>>720635041
you just inferred that Leia would live through 8, because you said they'd have to explain her absence in 9. Then said she got shot in the heart. Ding ding ding ur full of shit.

this thread is bad and you should feel bad

>>720636067
Come to the rainbow thide!

trips pls

>>720632916
IDGAF

>>720636145
I never said anythong about her getting shot in the heart.
And i also said they will probably re work the script to explain her absence. Which most likely means kill her off... but i cannot confirm that.

>>720636145
Of course he fucking is

>>720632916
Luke dies?

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Reveal the plot OP. Kneel before this trips.

>>720635955
>5955 ▶>>720636097
>>>720635822 (You)
>you get off 4chan racist
fuck you nigger

>>720636337
Major plot point and spoilers for trips.

Trips for plot

>>720633551
Lemme guess, you know what happens in Episode 9 as well?

Rolling for trips to see how full of shit OP is

>>720636447
Nope. Already said that

>>720636434
Reroll

plot roll

>>720636522
Once more.

rawl

>>720636378
not even fucking close

>>720636396
What? Why did the innocent dubs checker get pulled into that? What's with the random numbers? I'm so confused

Knights of Ren = Fans of Palpatine?

reroll

Do we find out Snoke's identity in this none?

>>720636677
Nice double dubs

Wow you guys suck at getting trips. Watch this.

>>720636724
777 get

Rolling trips

777?

Rolling for TWO chewbaccas?

>>720636724
It's not trips though, we must go deeper

jk rolling

>>720636709
Yep. Snoke has a lot more scenes. Hes a major part of it.

Rollarino

>>720636754
good job asshat

>>720636806
H-how deep?

Rolling for trips plsthx

RRRRRROLL

Two chewbaccas?

>>720636770
888 get!

>>720636911
Reroll

Wookiee Jedi?

Inb4 threads 404s from rolls

>>720636957
999

Check trips.

>>720636967
I would pay double to see this

>>720636964
Rerollrolr

Check these trips

OP is a lieing fuck. I know hes lieing about Finn killing Leia, because Finn himself gets betrayed by the new Asian cast member that he meets in a bar. They escape the first order and are seperated from Poe. Poe returns to Laura Derns character who is a shady Imperial agent who steps up to take over the leader of the Resistance after Leia is critically injured in a fucking attack. The new asian bitch is a imperial spy also sent to keep an eye on Finn and take him out, by the returning Captain Phasma.

False source bull shit op

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Rolling trips.

bro its a secret for a reason all the fans would find out even if it went on this site

>>720637019
Roooooookloolllllollololre

Keeping rolling

next stop is 111... but faggots itt can't roll for shit

Aaa

tripl

God dam

Fat rolls

Fucking roll

>>720637147
..... including me

Fug

>>720637213
faggot

trip

post major spoilers

>>720636396
Get off the drugs dude it's making u look stupid

>>720637147
And you're Slowpoke incarnate since you posted about 111 40 seconds after it was already passed

Aa

333

333 get

full plot in the name of Trump!

333 get?

>>720637064
333

V

333

YOU BETTER FUCKING GIVE ME PORN WITH THE PLOT IF I GET THIS

444 get

444

444

Reroll

>>720637290
yeah, fucking captcha

This thread is going to 404 before anyone gets trips.
You should all be ashamed

inb4 OP posts dick when get

444 damn get

>>720637402
444

Triple 4

G

Nigger faggot

555

555

Bumping till we trips

>>720637502
555

>>720637555

>>720637509
555

555 just in time for 404

444 get

>>720637552
666

Gimme trips dammit

L

666

>>720637584
666

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>720637641
666

Demonic trips get

Is satanic trips our last chance?

trip

>>720637675
777

>>720637654
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>720637713
777

777 get

666 get

>>720637609
777 get

>>720637777 (quads)

Ugh

Lucky sevens time

Is Poe going to have a gay lover?

Do you know if the two Asian guys in the rogue one movie were meant to be a gay couple?

>>720637753
888

>>720637749
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

720637777

>>720637777
WIN MOTHERFUCKING RAR

Getting pretty fucking tired here

>>720637771
>>720637777
Holy shit.

>>720637777
quads winrar!

>>720637777
TFW you get your first quads

>>720637777
winrar

>>720637777
full plot nigga

>>720637777
You did it you glorious /b/astard!

Aaaa

>>720637081
>lieing
How do you people not know how to fucking spell.

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>>720637777

>>720637777
Wew lad. I want a full plot synopsis now op

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>>720632916
Rollypolly give me the formuoli.

>>720637777
This is quads not trips.

>>720637888
TRIPS WIN

>>720634819
Did he lose an iPod?

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>>720632916
The truth about immigration, by the numbers:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gOn9MuFimo

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)

>https://youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412

The Holocaust:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGP_evkvOk

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxpIsep4160

>>720637777
>>720637777
NIGGER FAGGOT

>>720637777
GEEETTTTTTT

>>720637777
>>720637888
Quads then trips. OP has to deliver now or he gets testicular cancer

>>720637771
>>720637777
It was foretold

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Literally ez

Fucking captcha shit

>>720637785
No, and no.

888

>>720637926
Is this good enough then you nigger?
>>720637888

>>720637888
english sucks man

>>720637888
TRIPS

>>720638008
hehehe...

boob

>>720633436
Just post what you know or fuck off.

>>720632916
Muhammed” received just 180 hours (22 days) of community service last year after he was prosecuted for attacking and brutally raping a 12 year old girl. Aged 18 at the time of his conviction, now the rapist’s friends and family are exacting revenge upon his victim, prolonging her trauma.

Now 13, ‘Ida’ has told local Swedish paper Sundsvalls Tidning about her most recent ordeal. Two brothers of the rapist go to her school, from which she has had to be withdrawn. Now five or six times she has been attacked by the men and their friends in public, at the local shops and around the neighbourhood.

The most serious attack took place on March 24th, when she was discovered at a bus stop by the brothers. One of them pushed her down, while the other punched her in the mouth. Upon seeing the mother of the boys approaching, Ida told the paper: “I thought she would stop them. But she kicked me”.

The young girl was admitted to hospital with a head injury and two loose teeth. The police have been notified, but in defiance of the report the girl has been told she will be beaten six more times.

Now she says “I dare not go outside”, because friends of her rapist will telephone the brothers if they see her in town.

Speaking to the local paper, the chief of local police has urged the girl to get in touch “as soon as something happens”. He also suggests “it’s good to keep a diary” of incidents should the events ever go to trial.

Ida had only turned 12 in the same month she was lured back to ‘Muhammed’s’ flat under false pretences for the first attack. When he had her alone, the man tore off her clothes and held his hand over her mouth while he raped her. A FriaTider report from the time states as he raped the young girl, he repeatedly told her “black dick is expensive”.

The attack left the girl “bleeding heavily” and with psychological problems. ‘

Op here. Good work on the quads and trips.
Ill get to work.
It may take a few mins to type up so be patient

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>>720633973

>>720638167
Aka, give me a few minutes to make shit up

Quads and then trips.
Come on OP, deliver!

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>>720638167
>I want to believe

>>720638167
Start new thread, OP... this one's getting close to 300 posts

>>720633973
Jedi is a religion you fucking retard

>>720638167
My truuuust

Darth Maul will be back? Please answer!

>>720638470
that nigger is dead

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>>720638378
> Jedi
> Religion

>>720638470
dies in upcoming rebels episode against Obiwan

>>720638598
I find your lack of faith disturbing

>>720638598
Hes right you know.

>>720638635
thats general kenobi to you swine

Are Fin and Lando the only niggers in the galaxy

>>720638854
stay away from the dark side

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>>720638167

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>>720638378

>>720638771
General of what army? Oh thats right, one that hes not apart of you retarded autist

OP HERE WITH "THE LAST JEDI" PLOT SUMMARY.
Strap yourselves in.


So it kicks off directly after episode 7.
The first scene is a gang of resistance fighters, taking out a weak and fleeing band of first order ships, after the destruction of the starkillerbase.

Then we get some long awaited luke/ rey scenes. Luke cant believe that rey is alive, as he lead to believe she was slaughtered.

He too felt the awakening in the force and meditated on it to try and find the source, he believes it is actually ben solo, as he never really was evil.

They exchange words and all that gay stuff, then luke sets out to train rey in order to defeat snoke.

Next we see an injured, angry kylo, fleeig to meet with snoke in person. After rey defeated him.
Snoke is believed to be furious at kylo over his failure, however we later realise it was all part of his plan.

The pain that kylo is in at the moment, physically and mentally makes him into a powerful sithlord. Along with snokes training of course. Its the straw that broke the camels back.
There is now not a single trace of good left in him. He now believes he is more powerful than vader ever was and sets off on his own, to hunt for luke and rey.

Continue in next post

>>720638683
>>720638688
Religion requires faith in a nonexistent shit.
Midi-chlorians - scientifically proven.