Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>720621494 Rules: >Claim

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Claim :o
why are people triggered so easily :o

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>>720624571
The military isn't something I would ever want to be a part of. Perhaps as a civilian employee, but being military itself seems really shitty.

Yohane bikini is nice

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>Hamakaze claimed

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This invader just won't give up
Honestly I'm not even sure he's looking for me

WHERES THE PIG

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Chara claimed.

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Claim

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>>720624805
who knows :o

>>720624902
oh here you are motherfucker

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it's just

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>>720624947
What

>>720624895
That's awfully female to be Chara

>>720624995
you were asking for it

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>>720624837
It's pretty shitty, and I plan to become a civi employee if possible and stay in Japland.

I'm hungry, someone feed me.

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>>720624602
Oh that should be fun for you>>720624716
Well nothing I guess because I don't want to do your stuff

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>>720625039
What did i ask for

>>720624969
a dick
>>720625034
post more scarfs :o

>>720625135
rape, what else? you overused smileys

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0cLdE8rL2o

Claiming best girl

>>720624895
3DPD

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>>720624881
Right beneath you.

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>>720625226
-_-

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>>720625171

>>720625342
>-_-
GODDAMN YOU BEANERS NEVER LISTEN

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>>720625117
my stuff? I thought you wanted to cuddle with someone
what a safer way than with someone you know and share a friendship with

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>>720625485
Ok -_-

>>720625563
>-_-
please just stop, my dick isnt even big enough to hurt you during rape

>>720625513
Yeah they are friends but I don't feel comfortable doing that with them

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Claim

>>720625470
:o

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Ohayou gozaimasu

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>>720625611
No -_-
Pls no rape -_-

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>>720625710

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>>720624852
Oh, that's a boat
You'd think i'd of noticed that earlier

>>720625735
if you use an image you arent supposed to use the smileeeeeeeey
reeeeeeeeeeeeee it doesnt make any sense WHY ARE YOU BEANERS LIKE THIS
see >>720625728 this is cute and >>720625735 this is not

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Did Sachi really create the threads?
I thought it was this guy
>

And the threads evolved from there.

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Rem Claimed

>>720625879
I'm sure there was waifu threads before then?

>>720625821
that face :o

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>>720625875
Ok

>>720625879
sachi didn't create /waifu/

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>>720625640
right then

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>>720623808 tomo
If you legitimately dont want to go t say so instead of making up bullshit reasons why you shouldnt
>>720624354 yoyo
Nope you allowed affection from another man. 0 isnt an option anymore
>>720624040 yohane
What branch m8

>>720625879
Yes.

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>>720626049
you mexicans never listened to reason anyways

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>>720626121
0.1%?

>>720626073
i made the first thread ya gringus

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>>720626121
The ol USAF.

>>720626228
*hugs*

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>>720626181
I didn't use the smiley in my post, i did in in the image like you said -_-

>>720626286
Is this a trap

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>>720625112
You want to stay in nipland huh? And what are you taking for courses again?

I was just listening to my stomach grumble and I went to make toast. I hate myself now .-.

>>720626343
wait, shit i just realized it BUT THEN YOU DEVOLVE

>>720626343
it's Alex

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>>720626228
5 at a min m8, you
enjoyed it even
>>720626270
>Easiest of all save for coastguard
>wew

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dubs and I kill myself

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Technically tenryuu and kyouko made the threads as you know them today. But waifu threads were here before then.
In fact, waifu threads weren't just made by one person. A bunch of anons contributed to the waifu threads. They were here a really long time.
Therefore, saying one person made /waifu/ is incorrect. We all made waifu.

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>>720626448
I am at max devolution, i can't go lower than this

>>720626477
Ok

>>720626510
4.9?

>>720626573
rerolling for you

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>>720626270
>USAF

>>720626613
Nobody cares.

>>720626633
Okay.

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>>720626121
I want to go but it seems hard for me to go and I don't want to be a bother to anyone

>>720626613
I hate this pasta -_-

>>720626633
Nice dub dubs by the way

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We should just burn waifu down

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Claimed.

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>>720626633
Sure 4.99 so it rounds to 5
>>720626711
If ypu want to go you can and it wouldnt be a bother. Stop over thinking.

I like how Seryuu is the only akame ga kiru girl to have a full name.

>>720625879
nope

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>>720626360
Networking stuff, lots of Cisco stuff mostly. But trying to get a bachelors in computer science.

Why do you hate yourself for making toast??? I'm confused.

>>720626510
I mean, all the branches are easy, AF is just the least depressing and best lifestyle. I made the right choice.

>>720626670
Y...Yes? That face... It taunts me.

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>>720626702
You obviously care if you replied

ts origins were a thread where you post your waifus so an anon could fap. It then evolved into a chaotic claiming thread with no elitists to rule over them. Then they got a couple of rules like "claim your waifu", "insult other waifus", "rate other waifus". Then it became more of a general. This is when most oldfags started coming. Eventually they started to develop into a niche community on /b/. A couple of anons would circlejerk while most only claim. Soon came November when waifu grew a little so that more anons joined in the circlejerk. This era in history was known as the "Rise of the 'Elitist'". Sooner more new people join that the oldfags felt irrelevant and started the elitist meme. They weren't called elitists yet, but as /waifu/ developed more and more the threads became more frequent when Syndra or Tenryuu (forgot which one) proposed to make them 24/7. By then, /b/ started to hate us. What had become of our little claiming threads? At first the circlejerking was harmless fun until it was 24/7. Soon we had grew into a large community with almost a centenary of members. Spamming became more frequent. Sometimes done by a certain shitposter other times done by fags that think that we are using precious amounts of interwebz for their trap-threads. Through all of this the new generation of elitist rose. If the original elitist saw them they would be disgraced. But who cares about so-called "elitism". Sooner it became cool to shitpost on /waifu/. Newfriends would tell us to go back to the original /waifu/ known as /a/. Most of the Avatarfags here tell them to fuck off or what not. Then came another era "Summer of '16". This is when most of our present posters joined. This angered the original "elitists" (I 'm not saying that elitist should kys or anything, just calling them that to differentiate from other anons.) Anyhow the OG Elitists mostly left our /waifu/.
>cont

Anyway the OGs usually lurk. Some of them occasionally post. Some of them are shitposters. A portion have tooken on new personas. But thats not important. By this portion of /waifu/'s history we developed rich (some toxic) culture. Like the elitism meme. This meme is toxic. As it gives the shitposters reasons to shitpost, which support these so-called "elitists" so they can add fuel to the shitposters flame. This vicious cycle is a pillar that supports the firefight of "elitism" shitstorm. Rich culture can be construed by which biased you are. Like think of /waifu/ as a two-party system. One's Republicans the others are Democrats (in /waifu/'s case the elitists are Republicans and the shitposters are NOT democrats but for the sake of this analogy they will be). The "Elitists" want to keep /waifu/ cozy while the shitposters want freedom from quality control and stuff. But like America's two party system there is a third-party. This party is a hybrid of elitist and shitposter (kinda like OG Tomoko, no offence). Then the "Fall of '16" came and we almost had equal amounts of newfags join. By then Project Waifu Beach was canceled partly from the department of Hand-kun and the sheer amount of newfriends. Soon enough, almost none of us knew anyone from Project Waifu Beach. I remember most, if not all PWB anons. The amount of newfriends marked more toxicity and the downfall of waifu. Soon enough people committed acts of heresy so often heresy became the norm in /waifu/. Seriously every night people post lewds of their waifu. Even if /waifu/ sinks to the bottom and have almost no members left we will be reborn and historu will repeat itself. Hell I barely know anybody ITT these days.
>TL:DR: a genuine history of /waifu/ Thats not a shitpost
Source: /waifu/ archives

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>>720626850
Spike no plz>>720626865
Well where is it?

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>>720626923
Ah, networking. I hate that with a passion, subnet calculations and the like confuse the hell out of me

Because I'm a fatty and now I'm eating

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>>720626948
>>720627024
Fuck off sachi.

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>>720626702
K

>>720626749
Ok

>>720626865
4.49?

>>720627164
fuck off irrelevant cunt

>>720627069
Its still in planning stages with louise i will inform you
more as it becomes more concrete
>>720627186
No

>>720627164
Why don't you call anymore? I thought we were dating

>>720627243
>implying I'm as irrelevant as you.

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>>720627282
Oh ok I'll listen out then

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>>720627282
Why not

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>>720627083
It's not all that bad, mostly just configuring switches and drawing out networks.
Nigga, if you hungry you eat. Not eating makes your body retain fat more when you go to eat again.

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>>720626948
>>720627024
I almost think that I almost learned something today.

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>>720627430
5% min is why
>>720627429
Good *pats head*

>>720627312
i doubt any newfags even know who you are

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>>720627292
sarah is by gf sorry

>>720627642
That makes it easier to fuck with them.

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>>720627635
Uh ok

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>>720627635
But you said it could be 4.9

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>>720627475
All that stuff confused the hell out of me. I know enough to not be autistic, but beyond that I'm lost without hope!
But eating is the enemy

Those are some tasty looking legs

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>>720627893
Because no one uses decimals and that rounds to 5
>>720627749
Just enjoy the possitive affirmation

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>>720628103
I use decimals

>>720628291
Proving my point

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>>720628103
As long as it's my pats

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Everyone here is a rapist

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>>720628605
What do you mean
>>720628703
I only rape those who want it

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>Koto Claimed

>>720626947
I care about you, yes but not your post.

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>>720628046
Legs are the best.
Eating is not the enemy, eating like shit is the enemy. You just gotta have will power. Exercise. Etc.
That's fine, networking isn't for everyone! You have your own field of choice!

>>720628703
Not true, they always say "Kimochi!" to me

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>>720628411
What's your point

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>>720628703
She was asking for it

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claimed

>>720629139
>nobody uses decimals
>you use decimals
>you are nobody.
:p

>>720629349
Oh my how lewd

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>>720628993
Post more Yohane legs!

I don't really do either.

It very much is not. However, I'm glad some people do it because then it means I don't have to!

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>>720629355
I'm not nobody

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>>720629399
>more legs
How are you supposed to dress up as Alice if you don't eat properly and get fit?

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>>720628846
I don't want pats

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>>720629645
REEEEEE
But I'm not going to dress up like Alice! I could never pull it off

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>>720629180
Oh come on fox. Behave.

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>>720629739
Well what do you want?
>>720629571
Then you dont use decimals

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>>720629767
How saddening... And here I was hoping.

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>>720630372
But i do

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>>720630412
What do you think you're doing with that camera!

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>>720630583
Then you are nobody

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>>720630372
Just words will do

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>>720630843
Well i like you, like as a friend

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>>720630677
Please, why wouldn't I want to have some sort of memory to look back on?!

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>>720630950
Thank you Tali. I think you're quite nice just a bit lewd but that's fine

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>>720629981
Maybe I will when you get a decent waifu

>>720630826
no sleep? :o

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>>720630733
Ok

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>>720631323
no

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>>720631110
I am lewd when others are lewd as well...or when i run out of pictures to post
>>720631328
I still love you though

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>>720630986
Because I guarantee it would look terrible on me.
My legs are too thick to pull it off!

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>>720631595
Maybe get 150 not Lewds just in case then

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>>720631666
Satan trips. I thought you said you were very skinny? Oh right, but you see yourself as fat don't you... Thigh highs tho

>>720631666
Thick
Thighs
Save
Lives

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>>720631595
But i'm not gay

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>>720631822
I'm not very skinny, I'm a fat! REEEEE
I love thigh highs so much! They wouldn't fit though, my calves are muscular because I did a lot of biking
>>720632077
Thick thighs are bad, and mine are no exception.

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>>720632077
This man gets it

>>720632699
I dunno man, you tried telling me you couldn't gain muscle cause so skinny a few days ago.

>that part of the leg where the thigh highs squish the skin in from being a bit too tight

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>>720632656
Im gay for you

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BRB, gonna get food. Later will be checking out a skyline with my buddy and decide if I'm buying it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phyqYbmiWUo

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>>720633136
I can't, those literally took 10 years or more to get where it is. And it's not that much!

My thighs are just fat. All my extra weight just goes there :/
>>720633361
Already breaking my heart..

>>720633373
I'll probably be asleep when you come back :(

>>720633416
pics or didn't happen

>>720633538
No

>>720633607
fu

>>720633416
pics?

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>>720633583
Goodnight...

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>>720632656
Weve been over this
>>720631800
Thats alot of work on phone

>>720633416
>My thighs are just fat. All my extra weight just goes there :/
But that's where the dream is!

>>720633936
wasted potential

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>>720633361
That's too gay

>>720633917
It's true though

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>>720633917
It is but it's like collecting just give it time

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>>720634377
Not really, or rather not completely

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>>720633416
Thighs with some meat on them are the dream for thigh highs. How much do you weigh? I doubt more than me.

>>720633456
Hi.

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Hmm. I always get weird looks when I redline my motorcycle on a road with speed bumps...

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>>720633136
this guy knows

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Shout out to my boy Ryan, I know you stalking in here.

>>720635034
Nice for 3d

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Claiming best 3D

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>>720635034
b r u h

>>720634818
Are you and alice both traps?

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>>720635477
jesus fuck man here

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>>720635651
Lmao what. Nah dude, I can't get any manlier. Well, for a military dude that's posting on a waifu thread anyway.

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>>720635827
That's lewd though

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>>720635959

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Claimu

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>>720635949
What about alice?

>>720636588
I claim the nui poster

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>>720636481
Huh well he is happy I think

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>>720636773
I of course can't answer for Alice as that's not my place. I honestly have no idea.

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>>720636862
in heaven

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>>720636828
That's cute, who would you be? are you who i believe you are?

either way how was your day?

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>>720637450
Scarf time. How's it going?

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>>720637517
m8 my dick

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>>720637517
Well yeah but unfortunately they aren't real

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>>720636481
what anime is this from?

also claim

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>>720637517
Pls no lewd my waifu

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>>720637962
only you can make them real
you could even be someone's little piece of heaven

>>720638069
game nier automata

>>720638172
sorry
not sorry

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>>720638310
Uh Explain?

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>>720638310
thank you man, how's your day been?

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>>720637667
Not too well tonight.
I'm dead tired but I can't sleep because of chest pains and my body being globally sore.

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>>720638488
be the comfy thighs for someone to rest

>>720638499
you might be confusing me with someone else

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>>720636588
>>720637596

That's mine actually

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>>720638689
Oh I don't know that sounds strange

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>>720638761
Lies, as always!

>>720637596
Who do ypu think i am?
Today was good

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>>720638603
Oh damn. Almost sounds like the sort of pain from taking a nasty fall or a shot to the ribs. You're not feeling ill, are you?

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>>720638964
you mean lovely right? or you'd rather be the one resting?

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>>720639195
I'm not sure I'd find myself in either position anytime soon

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>>720637268
Well then why was he considering thigh highs?
>>720639142
Hello again

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>>720639299
plenty of time

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>>720639384
Ehh even then

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>>720639305
>so much purple
This can only mean...Tali? How's things been for you?

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>>720639142
No I'm not sick.

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>>720639537
how can you even tell
come on now

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>>720639630
Yes its me and today was good got to visit snek again. He's super chill and i wanna buy him but cant

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>>720639057
That's where you're wrong, it's the truth as always

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>>720639305
I imagine that's my fault for saying he should dress up as Alice
I am a bad influence.

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>>720639757
I can't

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>>720639061
Seems to be a wrong first guess, you type different, i'd assume you would be Konata or Tali.

Good to hear, up to anything?
>>720639884
You sit on a throne of lies!

>>720639979
well stop being silly now

>>720640082
I'm actually sitting on a couch with Nui, sharing pink champagne

>>720640082 nui
2nd guess im getting better at hiding. See>>720639794, for what i did today

>>720639915 yohane
Ah well then

>tali

>>720640146
Well it does seem a bit difficult

>>720639641 (Scarf)
Eh, chest pain isn't anything to scoff at either. Hope it goes away.

>>720639794 (Tali)
Nice, so he's in the same area as you, or relatively nearby?

>Houki

>>720640645
He's at a pet store about 15 min away
>tali

>>720640598
too far away for me to help

>>720640853

>>720640645
I know.
I really hope it goes away soon.