I'm a reptilian, AMA, sorry for my english because i'm

>>720592461
Ya look like a Goomba.

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Why did you repost from /x/ ligger?

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Bogpill in one end, Andy Sixx shit log in the other. Sage goes in all fields.

>>720592620
In fact i don't look like a goomba, it's not a selfie
>>720592691
I don't repost, human nigga
>>720592784
thx, sage

>>720592461
>reptillian french native speaker
frogs are amphibians you nutter

>>720593123
lol, french are but not me, my family are reptilian sorry

>>720592461
Fuck off you prehistoric cunt go live on the moon with the space niggers

>>720593540
i don't live with space niggers, the moon is our spaceship.

jerry is off his meds again boys

Tu n'es pas une reptilien

>>720594088
yes i am, Ahmed.

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>>720592461

>>720594354
Hitler wasn't in our plan, sorry my nigga

>>720592461
Browsing catalogue
See dis.
Lol.

>>720592461
Can u learn me lizard talk

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>>720594446

>>720594531
It's quite hard to translate my language in human language. Goodmorning in reptilian is with french accent : "Trizliad"

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>>720592461
why does your species like ice cream and party hats so much?

>>720594661
This better not be you James you doe eyed French Kent.

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>>720592461
What does your kind think of the turtles?

>>720594776
>] We can't live in the frozen area but we like to feel cold, it's like a danger and some people like to feel in danger.
>>720594842
What ?

>>720594987
Turtles are species from the earth, we don't care even if you can see us like the same species.

>>720595119
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>>720595203
You didn't answer the question you fuckwit alien cunt.

How in the fuck is the Orion Empire supposed to control this quadrant of the galaxy if they've got morons like you doing their bidding? The Draconian masters will not be pleased.

Slits or gtfo you filthy slut, does it get you hot and bothered? Being told to expose yourself to a primate?

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>>720595497
Agreed post eyes anon.
Or I'm kms.

>>720592461
What's your real relationship with the Jews?

Are you just pulling their strings or all of the banking elite?

>>720592461
stay the fuck away from russia,water nigger
we are overfilled
you can crash into ukraine though

>>720595455
We don't care about turtles.
.

>>720595623
Haha fuck teh turtles

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>>720595203
you've clearly never heard of the great war between the warrior species of turtles and pacifist frogs in the Tadpole galaxy located in the constellation Draco.

Do u want to kill David icke for exposing you?

>>720595591
Naw, I wanna see them naughty bits.
>Sharpie in cloaca OP

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>>720595689
No.
But now I'm going to
Kms.

>>720595610
We came into earth and told them they are the "choosen people" lol.
>>720595616
Putin is one of ours.

>>720595748
No anon
We need not see that.

>>720594661
Thank

>>720595832
oh fuck
oh shit
ohfuck
papa putin is a fucking crocodile?
amen

>>720595591
In my human form my eyes are clearly the same as yours, sorry.

>>720592461
How many original colonies were there then? Asking to verify if ur a reptilian

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What is your reason for coming to earth?

>>720592784
No one understands how sage works anymore. Disgusting.

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>>720596067
Post eyes anon.
If they're human looking
Your probably a troll
Give something ik to take about

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The Chosen One speaks, OP.

>>720595832
That's a pretty great prank, OP.

So are you guys cool with natives or are you gonna raze this gay earth someday?

>>720595623
Good, because the Turtles are our ally. Your arrogance will be your undoing, lizard.

>>720595819
The turtles all but erradicated the pacifist frogs and now control the entire Draco NGQ2 quadrant.

>>720596167
I'm here because my parents are here. I have to control french politic.

The greatest French alien to ever walk through the dunes of Mars.

https://youtu.be/Qp9V2bpT1cI

>>720596322
I don't feat you.

>>720596418
Pacifist frogs won?
Hmm
How?

>>720596545
Oh right
Silly me
Dey ded
I suppose the frogs look like people now too.