I've been with my girlfriend since 2013. She's very

>>720592032
Kys

ITT: Anon makes a list 5 minutes before making this thread in order to make it seem like he gets laid a lot.

>>720592032
>Huge tits
Translation were all land whales.

>>720592486
You think like 5 girls a year is a lot

>>720592032
That you have the need to seek validation for yourself to such an extent does not bode well for your genetic future. I'm not going to try to heal your fragile ego because quite frankly you're fucking retarded.

>>720592032
Kill yourself please

>>720593382
That's a Lotter than most of the virgins around here.

>>720593382
For this anon, he thinks it is

>>720592486
I'm in a tough spot here, I usually delete all the evidence on a weekly or so basis right before I hang out with my girlfriend. The only stuff on my phone right now is from the most recent bang, I can check my computer for more tho

>>720593467
I don't want kids, they're a money drain and I hate babies. I'm not concerned about passing me genes on. If anything, I'll adopt much later in life.

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>>720594458

make a google sheet, you fucking troglodyte

Open the relationship or break up.

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>>720594973
>>720594579

OP doesn't know how to use excel, heh.

>>720594658
I guess I could, good thinking

>>720592032
ITT: OP pretends to not be a wizard while newfags actually believe him and rage

op you seem like quite the lady's man, how do you do it?

>>720595456
By scribbling on a piece of paper and lying my ass of

OP you must be cute, what do you look like?

>>720595456
Versed and ketamine

>>720595668
A sexy lad

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>>720594458
there's a few pics on my old hard drive. here's "fat girl at als" that came back to my place drunk and gave me an ok blowjob and then passed out

>>720596301
LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT..... UHHHHHHH

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here's the hot little polish girl Zosia's tits the next morning

heh, no wander I'm single. half of the human race is fucking the same guy.

>>720597734
if you fell for this then you're legit retarded

>>720597780
I could care less if it's real or not. It's not like I haven't seen the same thing happen in the real world before.

>>720597866
implying you have ever seen real life

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cool brunette from about a month ago

>>720598652
Your right. I have never seen real life. silly me.

>>720592032

OP if you stupid notes are real then you realize you've basically identified yourself because there really aren't that many med schools

>>720599156
yes.. there really ARE that many med schools...

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>>720599156

What's your plan, detective?

>>720592032
lets see pics of amelia the asian

>>720592032
Why does Tiffanyx2 get a unique rating? Was she a trap?

>>720598652

Here is a reality check if you are interested.

http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs110/en/

post more tits and nudes OP i need to fap to your exploits

>>720592032
do the girls you bang like amelia know you have a gf? eventually one of them will go nuts on you and tell your current gf, just an FYI reality check for you

>>720599751
I sadly didn't get any. I'm hoping she comes over to my place soon so I can set up an old cell phone hidden somewhere in my bedroom to get video of it. It's harder than it seems to get pics of someone after a hookup unless they're really drunk and pass out.

>>720600167
you dont just take pics openly? chicks love modeling just say you want a pic of her tits to fap later. if they are fucking you they wont say no

>>720599835
She was boring and awkward in bed, but she must've had like a really anterior/anteverted vagina, so it was really tight and felt unusually good to fuck. That's why I texted her a few weeks later to fuck again, I've never felt a pussy like that before. The sex was boring and bland, but her pussy was magical.

But after the second go, she was saying that we should go out to eat or something sometime, like asking me out on a date, so I had to cut off all contact with her.

>>720600145
Nope, I've got my facebook under a fake name and everything's private, so the only way they could find out is if we have mutual friends or something, but it hasn't happened yet.

I'm anticipating getting caught eventually, but until then, I'm just gonna enjoy the way things are going.

>>720600651
yeah but looks like you are banging chicks from the hospital you work at, which if your gf ever visits you at, is eventually going to get you busted

>>720600275
I brought it up with some of the more open ones, the Emily girl from last summer posts a bunch of nudes on her tumblr, so I mentioned we should take pics for he tumblr, but they always either straight up say no or change the subject.

>>720592032
You dont love your girl if you're fucking around with others. Its simple logic man.
Break up with her u potato and stop wasting both your time.

>>720600926
Haha you can't just go visit a doctor at work at the hospital, and after residency, I'll be moving to a different city and never see any of these girls ever again. My job is what affords me all of this freedom to fuck girls.

There have been 3 times when I've encountered a hookup in public while with my girlfriend. 2 of them, we just walked past each other and didn't say or do anything to acknowledge each other. I'm guessing they assume it's someone else from tinder or something.

But the 3rd one, I saw her in the mall while we were xmas shopping, and I knew she would be the type to come up and ask how I've been and stuff. So I had to stop dead in my tracks, turn around, and power walk the fuck out of there, while thinking up an excuse to tell my gf on the fly (i told her i think i left my wallet in the last store, and then a few minutes later, awkwardly said "oh wait, it's been in my pocket this whole time LOL, well what a day, we better get the fuck out of here")

>>720601319
lol close call

>>720601319
playing with fire anon. always hook up with chicks outside your area of living and business, this is cheating 101

what do you use to meet them for just casual hoookups OP? only tinder? or do you pick them out at work and shit

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anon idk how you do it, i'm sleeping with some chick that has a bf and i have literally ZERO connection to her (met her on omegle) and i'm still worried that her bf is going to tail her one of these times.. watch out breh

pic related ofc

>>720601809
never used omegle, can you filter searches on there by location or did you just get lucky? story on how you met up/picked her up?

>>720601669
I like the risk though.

I started dating my gf while she was still in undergrad, and when I fucked the LI freshman a few years ago during her finals week, she literally lived in the dorm that's one building down from the dorm my gf was living in. Idk why but it made it a lot more exciting, and I was totally expecting to get a text asking "is that your car outside?" from the gf all night.

>>720594885
Nice try op's gf

>>720601775

Tinder mainly. The Reddit girl was someone I met on the r4r subreddit that was in my city, and it actually worked out, she was pretty hot, sucked a mean dick, and was fairly normal.

I met a few at work, nobody that I directly work with but just people that I see and talk to in the same building. And I've met a few girls at the college town bars, but that shit's hard man, they're all usually fat and only down for a blowjob. Most of the hot college girls at bars aren't looking for someone like 5-6 years older than them.

>>720602070
i met her before her BF flew her out here... she doesn't think she's cheating because she thinks i'm "gay" because i have a panty fetish and i tell her i love to suck dick. when she moved out here she didn't want to "cheat," only shop for thongs for me. so we went to vs and picked out thongs/boyshorts and she was like "oh these wont fit, your dick is way too big!" and shit like that. anyways, eventually get got to the movie theater and she made me change there, and yada yada yada make out/hj in the theater. subsequent "dates" = more bjs and fondling (she has wonderful tits). she still refuses to think that she's cheating though since she thinks i'm gay

>>720601809
At this point, if I get caught and we break up, I've at least got a lot of realistic hope of finding someone else pretty quickly, at least as a rebound until I meet someone of quality. I don't see any good end game here other than I eventually get caught and stop, or we break up.

>>720602445
how are you going to explain the clap or herp if that happens?

>>720602506
lol, so shes fine as long as your penis doesnt go into her vagina?

>>720602230
I'll never understand people like you.
> here is a chance for me to fuck whomever i want
> it must be a trick by my gf
But i guess you're just afraid she'll leave after she figured out that you suck at pleasuring women?

>>720602886
yeah and that's fine with me, i don't really want to fuck her. she's kind of fucking retarded but hey, boobs and bjs. she also loves trump i just found out recently.

>>720603014
i love trump too

>>720602763
I'm careful, always use protection, always get a good look at a pussy before I eat or fuck it. I'm a doctor so I've got a good idea of what to look out for.

Herpes is only contagious during an outbreak and in the couple of days before an outbreak when they start getting some tingly and itchiness around their mouth or pussy. My biggest fear is getting drunk and doing something with a girl in those few days right before an outbreak, but that's just the risk I've gotta take.

I haven't been in a situation where I've seen anything suspicious for GC/chlamydia or herpes, but I'm not exactly fucking every girl I can. I turn down a lot of nasty whores.

Post a pic of yourself anon

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>>720592032
Hope your girlfriend doesn't go on /b/ a lot

Pic of self fag

>>720603234
you two would be perfect for each other then! i have zero interest in politics at any level

Found him. Easily. Twitter is @pickensr0110

>>720603289
top kek. something about the fact you are actually a doctor and legit inspecting their pussies before sex is hilarious to me

She's probably to busy fucking somebody else to care..

>>720603737
>@pickensr0110
fake, stop trying to force people to your shitty blog

>>720603816
this was my first thought as well. OP what are the chances your gf is fucking someone else too?

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Keep it up anon

>>720604054
I've had my concerns, but I think the chances aren't that great. She's pretty clingy and dependent, but I can't say I'm 100% sure she's been 100% faithful. Either way, there's no chance she's been getting anywhere near the amount of side-action as me.

>>720592032
Tell me about nasty period girl, that shit sounds nastay

>>720604517
Follow up: do chicks actually attempt tinder hookups on their period? Wtf?

Let's find OP

this thread needs more OC cheating tits

>>720604900
kek

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>>720604623
OP are you still there? can you greentext this story please it sounds hilarious
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>>720604517

>>720604900
what would be the point? The girls he fucks are obviously whores that deserve whatever comes their way and from the sound of it his GF is probably one as well that likes having the money that a doctor brings home. Just let life take it's course. Everything will be fine.

>>720592032
>She's very attractive and I love her,
Sounds more like you're keeping the safe hole at home. That's not love. You're a coward for not facing up to the mess of leaving her.

Here's your future: You're going to marry your GF, you're going to e faithful for a while, then you'll start up meeting other girls and having an affair. You'll have a kid or two, making it harder to divorce. She'll find out, you'll get divorced in a really messy fashion anyway. You'll be a schmuck and castigated by your friends for being a cheater.

Good luck.

>>720595050
Is she Muslim?

>>720606249
dont forget you'll lose half your doctor wealth to her, plus have to pay for the kids

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>>720606265
>>720595050
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This is all written with the same pen. Color never changes in all these "years". Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh no.

>>720604517
>>720604623

This was a low point in my life. It's like 3am, I'm horny and drunk. I'm literally going through every tinder match and asking them what they're up to, and I get one hispanic girl that responds. She's like a 5/10, not horribly ugly but not very hot, has decent sized tits and looks a little chubby.

She's down to come to my place for a drink. She drives over, comes up, she's awkward but seems kinda normal at least. We move to my bedroom, I fiddle her clit a bit, and she tells me to get on top and fuck her. I attempt to go down on her first, but she stops me and says she just finished her period.

I should've just jerked off on her tits, but I crossed my fingers, threw on a condom, and fucked her. I tried to ignore it and get in the moment, but after I blow my load, I pull out and the condom's covered in blood. I go to the bathroom to carefully extract the condom with paper towels. Come back in, tell her the classic "I've gotta get to sleep, I'll text you tomorrow", she leaves. After she leaves, I find a big wad of bloody tissues in the corner under my bed. That disgusting bitch wiped the blood off her pussy with my tissues, and then instead of throwing them away in the garbage like 5 feet from my bed, she stuffs them in the corner between the mattress and the wall. I'm too tired to give a shit, so I grab another paper towel, grab the tissues with it, throw them away, and go to sleep. I wake up at like 7am, remember what happened, pull the blankets off, and there's a streak of blood on my sheets.

So then I have to strip the bed, wash everything, spray the mattress down with bleach and febreeze, and think about killing myself.

Funny thing is, a few days later, I was riding my bike around campus and saw that disgusting fucking bitch. We made eye contact, I give her a nasty look and shake my head, tip my fedora, and ride off into the night.

>>720606897
>I recently made a handy chart to try to remember all the girls I've been with

Learn how to read you fucking idiot. I made this a few days ago after fucking Amelia, when I was sitting around contemplating on how many other girls I've fucked that compared to her.

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>>720592032
Cool story faggot

>>720606927
hahahahhahahahahahhahahh

>>720593382
It is. Given that I'm 30, and started having sex at 18, which is 12 years at 5 girls per year. That's 60 sexual partners total, if I had sex with 5 per year. That's kind of disgusting.

>>720607600
You clearly aren't in tune with most millennials liberal outlook on life.

>>720597370
tell me about zosia, i am just getting into eastern european women myself. i banged this russian chick from work and now im hooked

>>720592032
what kind of name is sallad

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>>720607600

I don't care about the fat girls you fucked but I hope you get a few STDs and give them to your girlfriend. I did laugh at "fat girl at hotel, pokemon go"

>>720592032
>I recently made a handy chart to try to remember all the girls I've been with while dating my girlfriend
why?

also you write like a fucking 8 year old

According to the CDC, 1 in 4 Americans have an STD at any given time and it's getting worse. The media and Hollywood promote this sort of behavior so it's not surprising. Most kids are raised by single parents that are equally retarded.

>>720607798
Millennial is a meaningless label people a little older than me give to people a little younger than me (seriously, there's not even an agreed-upon age range for the term) that do things they don't like. I think slut is a much better term for people that are sexually promiscuous, but I don't really care about it unless I'm trying to date these people, or people they've dated. They tend to have unrealistic expectations about sex and come off as jaded individuals with commitment issues; too focused on feeling good and unable to shed the selfish twat mindset. Not the kind of person I would go into any kind of contact with.

>>720606927
>not eating out a girl on the rag

no red wings of courage for you, you pussy

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>>720608391
Not even sure what you're trying to "say" here, but you already strike me as an empty cunt.

>>720608731
only women think it is acceptable for a man to use his mouth on a bloody pussy

get out roastie

>>720608705
If you say so but it's certainly gotten a lot worse over the last 20 years and the population in America isn't expanding like the world wide population is.

I agree the selfish attitude with no interest other than getting off is a major problem for me as well. If it makes you feel good do it. Pass the cocaine and fuck as many as you can before you pass out.

>>720592032
How good does undergrad pussy feel? 31yo in committed ltr asking here, I miss those undergrad days

>>720607600
You're not 30.

>>720608133

She was Polish or something, she had a Polish-sounding last name. She had an alcohol problem and had lost her license a few months back. Since she lived with her dad out in the middle of rural nowhere, she hadn't been to a bar in a while, so when I matched with her and offered to take her to a bar, she jumped at the chance.

We went to my apartment to pregame first, and she was chugging straight captain morgan like a fucking champ, putting me to shame. We went to a bar like 2 blocks from my place, I bought her a drink, and we talked a bit. She was already wasted and getting all handsy with me, rubbing my back and shoulders and stuff. I started talking about how overpriced and shitty these drinks are, saying we should just go back to my place and drink more captain morgan, and it worked!

So we're on the couch, she's like blacked out basically, barely making any sense. In the middle of sitting next to each other and watching netflix and talking, i just casually reach over and start grabbing her tit through her shirt. She takes my hand and slides it under her shirt and I squeeze her tit. It's ok, not the biggest, but not bad. We made out a little bit but I was afraid she might puke in my mouth, so I just lay down on top of her and start rubbing her snatch, and pull her pants off.

We're on the couch so I roll her so she's facing the back of the couch, pull her ass up a little bit, lick her pussy and ass a little bit and then start fucking her. I think she was in and out of consciousness during some of the sex. I'm well aware that I pretty much raped her, but I still count it as good old fashioned sex in my book ;)

Anyways, I cum, we're done, she rolls over and falls asleep, and then I go grab my phone and get pictures of her before going to bed. The next morning, I drive her home, and she's still wasted. She texts me later that day and tells me she doesn't remember a thing since she first got to my apartment.

>>720608325
Her name was Dallas, which is still weird as fuck, but I called her sallad as a cute little pet name to show her how much I wanted to fuck her.

>>720598821
Same tits as the last one.

OP, are you aware that you are quite probably a psychopath? You really ought to have realised this by now with all that medical training.

>>720609678
I've always thought of myself as more of having narcissistic personality traits, but no disorder until it starts interfering with my daily life functioning

>>720609195
is it normal for me to be this erect after reading this story?

>>720609678
Stfu

>>720609678
i think you meant to say sociopath

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>>720609799
What if your behaviour interferes with other peoples lives though? You sound like you treat people like shit purely for your own selfish requirements.

>>720610104
I mean the definition of "bold, disinhibited behavior, low anxiety and feckless disregard"; essentially OP appears to me as entitled, crass and completely lacking empathy to an unusual degree.

>>720611024
Where do you draw the line at interferes? Even if you consider my current romantic relationship with my gf a failure, I maintain other normal, healthy interpersonal relationships, I'm very successful at work, I'm physically very healthy and in shape, and I'm generally very happy, positive, motivated, and doing well emotionally.

I cheat a lot, but the most that will "interfere" with is we'll break up if I get caught. Relationships end, it happens. If I was constantly struggling to maintain a relationship while feeling uncontrollably compelled to cheat, then it'd be a problem. But I know the risks and consequences, I accept them, and I wouldn't do them if I cared more about the relationship.

>>720611739
Why don't you just tell your gf then? And let her fuck around too? Don't you think you are being unfair here? Tricking her into thinking your relationship is exclusive? She could be having fun fucking other dicks too

>>720612086
It all boils down to your insecurity. You know your gf would leave you if she tasted another dick
>>720611739

>>720592032
Yeah, so you used the same pen color?

>>720608942
We were just as bad in our teens and twenties as the current batch of selfish cunts. It's the selfish age range. It really has only "gotten worse" because the people have the means to soapbox to a much larger audience now.

>>720609084
Actually, I'm turning 31 real soon, but there's no trying to convince you that won't expose personal details on 4chan.

>>720612306
Well diseases have spread much more even though the population isn't growing as much and protection is more widely available than ever before.

>>720612177
Actually she caught me once talking to girls on tinder, but there wasn't anything too incriminating because I delete all the evidence that I actually fucked someone.

She's pretty clingy and dependent, I don't think she's jumping at the chance to leave me. And if she did leave me, I've clearly got a lot of other options.

>>720612086
I'd like to have the best of both worlds while I can. It's a cliche phrase, but what she doesn't know won't hurt her, so why bring that misery onto her if I don't have to? She's free to leave at any time, I'm not like an abusive or controlling bf or anything.

>>720612302
I only buy black ink pens, why would I switch pen colors? Do you think you're clever or something pointing out some obscure fact like it changes anything?

>>720612551
Why don't you just tell her what you've been doing, and then tell her that she's free to leave at any time?

Possible outcome: she leaves you
Possible outcome: she becomes incredibly submissive to you and you can live your life openly without fear or regret while banging anyone you want and she accepting it. You can dominate her

This is the kind of shit that serial killers do op

>>720612877
Hiding it gets kind of exciting. I can maintain the illusion of a normal relationship while still getting my dick wet. It's just fucking weird being in a relationship where you know the other person is cheating but you're ok with it. I'm not into cuckery, just good old fashioned sleeping around behind her back.

LOL op im just imaginging all the awkward stares and conversations you get while walking around the hospital bumping into all the bitches you have banged the last 7 years at

>>720612973
I've thought about that too, but in this day and age, how can you possibly get away with it? Phones will always be able to GPS where shit goes down, there are cameras everywhere, etc

>>720613218
lol wtf youve thought about being a serial killer? yeah tinder wont work if anything all the serial killers in the past always went after random street whores and crack addicts

>>720613298
I mean who hasn't had it cross their mind. I've never seriously considered it, but I've thought about "if i killed someone, how could I get away with it"?

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>>720613218
>I've thought about that too

OP, You are alright in my book, when I get cancer someday I want you treating it

Yeah when I am old and dying you can tell me bedtime stories about all the hoes you banged and people you thought about killing. Good times.

Why was Amelia 10/10? I take it you made her cum hard?

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>>720613823
he gave her his white doctor dick thats what the azns love

>>720613823
Amazing body, best bj I've ever had, she was horny af and wanted to fuck over and over again all night, open to practically everything I wanted to do, and she was only 19. She's pre-med and gets a lady boner for doctors I guess.

First asian I've fucked too. It was nice, we were supposed to fuck again last night but plans fell apart, I'm really hoping we fuck a few more times though.

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>>720613657
i guess it depends on if he went to school in the carribean kek

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>>720611739
>I'm very successful at work, I'm physically very healthy and in shape, and I'm generally very happy, positive, motivated, and doing well emotionally.

OP, this reminds me of that bit in South Park where Cartman equates wearing a nice jumper to actually being nice. You just don't get it do you?

You clearly have no concept of empathy. You're a thoroughly despicable piece of shit. Furthermore I feel no guilt in saying this (and I'm normally pretty nice by 4chan standards) because I know that it won't actually upset you on any meaning level.

>>720614142
Fuck no, I did American MD school all the way. No Caribbean fuckery

>>720614112
is pre-med a degree? or just a path of courses? the american system of school is fucking confusing m8

>>720614112
plz take pics of her and post on here

>>720614259
my friend went to carribean school and he claims its the same education for cheaper plus they put you into residency automatically or some shit in america after 2 years. i still think its bogus and dont trust carribean doctors as much. he gets mad when i make fun of him

>>720614216
I've already admitted to having narcissistic personality traits, but it's not a disorder. I'm well aware I'm being a piece of shit cheating on my girlfriend, I'm well aware that shows a lack of empathy. I'm not arguing with that. Are you upset that I'm ok with this? You're not going to change it or rustle my jimmies or anything pointing out what I've already admitted to.

Pre-med here, I am learning another language since I plan on living in California I need to be able to speak to beaners. Any tips on this? Does it make it easier to get into med school if you are fluent in something besides english?

>>720614494
Dear god no, there are horror stories about the education they get. They have class sizes of like 400-500 students all crammed into a lecture hall, getting lectures from unqualified people with accents too thick to understand.

They have to send 3rd and 4th year med students to the US to get their rotations in, which is what he was probably talking about. But that's not an easy task trying to slip 400 students into random hospitals across the country to get an adequate and systematic education.

And then the rates of caribbean med school graduates getting into residency are just abysmal, 50% compared to 95% for US MD schools.

>>720614659
he obviously speaks poo in the loo like every fucking non kike doctor you stupid nigger. when was the last time you saw a non pajeet doctor?

>>720614322
I'm gonna try to set up a hidden cell phone camera when she comes over, she's like porn star status at fucking, but she doesn't come off like that at all outside of the bedroom

>>720614887
i would love to fuck an asian bitch do they moan and are they as loud as porn makes them?

>>720592032
i used to do that anon. this was before social medias though (oldfag).

i can tell you're hooked to it like i once was. making war prize lists and stuff. it's a power trip. you fuck girls and that itself feels good, and the more girls you fuck the more empowered you feel.

the true question is, do you value your current girlfriend ? i know i valued mine at the time, as in i would have been really sad if she had found out and left. i also know i didnt respect her. my ability to fuck other chicks and her inability to catch on made me look down on her.

we broke up eventually for unrelated reasons anyway.

so yeah, do what you will. just try to be really conscious of the reasons you do so, and if it's really worth it.

i personally grew out of it, but maybe i'd regret today if i didnt back then. who knows.

>>720615050
She whimpers, and she kept saying my name and omg and stuff, but no moaning.

>>720592032
Did you become a doctor for the money? I am graduating with bio degree and considered doing med school for the money but can't bring myself to deal with annoying degenerates on a daily basis. That said, there are some profitable fields in medicine, but fuck going to school for 10 years to be a surgeon

>>720614512
Not upset, I just find it mildly amusing trying to get a reaction out of you knowing how difficult that would be.

>>720615060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkWlN7ABVAs


I do value her, I love her and I'd like the relationship to continue. I feel like this is the perfect scenario, I get the love and compassion and intimacy and partnership from the relationship, but I still get to utilize my ding-dong like it's meant to be utilized while getting better sexual satisfaction from other women.

It's not after me and my gf have a little argument or disagreement to just jump on tinder and talk to other girls that are into me, and then eventually get a good revenge fuck with them.

But if we broke up, I don't think it'd be the end of the world, because I think the only reason I'm still in the relationship is that I'm able to fuck other girls and get away with it. If I lost that power, I'd get sick of her shit and not having an outlet from it, and break up with her.

>>720615355
Also can you explain how residency works? Do they just bump you up and start paying you to practice once you graduate med school or do you have to apply to different hospitals and schools all over again?

>inb4 STEM meme

>>720615382
Sounds like an exciting life

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>>720613218
>He fell for the mobile Jew meme

MY FUCKING SIDES! I BET YOU HAVE A (((FACEBOOK))) ACCOUNT TOO RIGHT!

>>720592032
>Claims to be a doctor
>Settles for low hanging fruit and land whales.
>Nigger, please

>>720615796
hes not a doctor he still in school dumbass

>>720615355
Nope, I've always had this sense of guilt for not doing something that really contributes to and helps society, probs because my parents were always really critical of me and shit. Anytime I felt like I wasn't maximizing my potential, I'd get guilty and anxious. So halfway through going to college to be a counselor, I realized I could do more so I added on a pre-med concentration, and ended up doing pretty well and got into med school without much difficulty.

I went into emergency med just because I genuinely love the field; the compensation and lifestyle are just icing on the cake

>>720615831
>clearly states he's in residency

retard

>>720615557
yeah, i can only imagine how literally having booty at the tip of the finger would make the matter worse. or better. whatever.

the thing with relationships besides all the loving and sharing and humping, is that they are power trips. the old you want me i ignore you, i want you you ignore me, you know. we're sometimes surprised at how we're hurt when we lose someone we thought loved us more than we did.

i switched to professionals in the last part of the relationship i mentioned, because real girls were becoming too complicated. and also because in some weird way it made me feel less guilty. purchasing service etc ...

can totally relate to the revenge fuck part.

>>720615796
>Claims to be a doctor

>>720603289
>I'm a doctor

>>720615831
Thanks for that, Captain Obvious! Without your reading comprehension skills, I surely would have missed that! I'm just a little confused. What does "claim" mean again?

OP not to get political but have you noticed everyone in US med schools are fucking foreigners? Usually brown people from muslim countries. Why is this

>>720615645
Aye, and sharing pics of unconsenting girls alongside intimate details of your sex life in a bid to impress misogynistic teenagers and neckbeards on the internet is much more admirable.

>>720614659
>>720592032

I think everyone overlooked my question, what are your thoughts on learning other languages for medicine? Also nice work banging more women than I have probably fapped to

>>720604500
well that decides it. you won the relationship! congrats on being an immature douchebag.

>>720616252
Honestly, my experience has been that it's mostly white and asian children of doctors in US MD schools. I did go to a notoriously white (aka high quality) med school so maybe that changes my perspective. But residents are very brown, because after finishing foreign med school, all the foreign doctors apply to US residencies. Then maybe once they get their foot in the door, their family comes over and gets into med school in the US?

>>720609282
How the hell is sallad a pet name?

>>720616366
ummm yeah it actually is. do you not see the irony in your post?

>>720616394
if anything it helps, it's not necessary, but it certainly doesn't hurt.

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I'm getting a real Dennis Reynolds sorta vibe from this whole thread

>>720616831
it's dallas spelled backwards

>>720616639
Can confirm, my bro was doing a residency in California and half his class were fucking Kuwaitis or Saudis. Pissed me the fuck off. There were 3 white people including him, and one was a French fag

>big tits girl
>fat blonde
>shandawg
>fat bj girl
>zosra
>reddit girl
>gross MLP girl
>single mom
>fat girl at al's
>fat girl at hotel pokemon
>nasty period girl
how brown are you on a scale of 1-10? be honest

>>720592032

>>720617030
Can you give me some insight on residency? Can you switch hospitals if you don't like your first year at that program? Or do they lock you in for a contract? Do you get paid more for title positions like Chief? Is it worth being a try hard to get those positions? Is it harder to join residency at the school you graduated from or easier?

>>720618392
2/10

>>720618844
have you ever considered fucking the asian chick without a condom and getting her pregnant

>>720592032
are your initials CD?

>>720618644
These are all things you can easily google, not ask people on /b/. But in brief:

a tiny bit, only in very rare circumstances, yes you sign a contract, yes but only like $500/year, it's up to you, easier

>>720618964
yes, and then completely cutting off contact with her. It'd be a riot.

>>720619106
>>720619106
roll for this, please do it. although if she knows your real name this wont work

>>720619106
>tfw she is so excited to start a career in medicine omg!
>then she gets pregnant

top kek do it

>>720619301
at least it's the child of a doctor, that's gotta count for something, eh?

why are there so few tit pics in this thread? step up your game OP

>>720619490
her asian parents would be furious for sure

>>720592032
>>720600651

How come your gf doesn't get suspicious your fb is under a fake name? Or did you mean you made a fake fb for tinder bitches? But then won't they get suspicious you only have like 7 friends?

>>720619802
Because I'm a doctor. Most doctors have facebooks under fake names so their patients can't look them up.

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>>720618844
>>720618392
Are you even American????

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>>720620048
You are violating facebooks terms of use

>>720592032
This chart, and its mere existence, is sad

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>>720620228

>>720592032
>I've been with my girlfriend since 2013. She's very attractive

post pic of current gf, theres no way someone would be porking fatties and chubbies over a very attractive gf they already had so i call bs on your initial claim. then again you think fatties are attractive so maybe our definitions are different

>>720609848
With you /b/ro

>>720620048
>>720620048
What name do you use with your tinder whores then? Your fake facebook name or your real one? This shit must get confusing as fuck, you weave a tangled web my friend

>>720620605
>>720609195
got any pics of her ass while you did that? post more pics of her please

>>720619516
>>720620778
>>720620605
lets go OP give us more OC and stop fucking banting around with the haters

>>720592032

If true (very doubtful) I think you are a dreadful human being and I hope you die a fucking awful death very soon.

Fuck you OP. You disgust me.

do you have to give up drugs like weed to be a resident doctor or do they not test you until you fully graduate?

dawg tell me your stats and tips to get bitches wtf

you must be 6ft + white guy with decent car to pull this. Are you DYEL? Bearmode? wtf m8

hurry up OP i have to go soon and need to jack it

ITT: top keks

>tfw gf is hottest girl I've ever met
>we have sex literally every day for the last year we've been together
>no signs of slowing down
>watched every kind of disturbing porn besides illegal things together when drunk
>lets me just bury my face in her vagina basically whenever I want
>goes down on me any time I ever get turned on

Who needs to cheat when your sex life is varied and interesting. Nothing like being tied up and whipped/tortured for an hour. Only people who cheat are idiots that have a boring ass sex life with basic bitches.

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>>720620778
pic

>>720620672
Why wouldn't I use my fake tinder name? I don't want these girls thinking I'm creepy by telling them "oh btw, my real name is.."

>>720621968
nope, i smoke weed about once a week, and my dealer is a psychiatry resident

>>720622181
5'10, 145lbs, 2016 Mazda 3, I have a manbun and a very short trimmed beard. I lift but not jacked by any means, and my muscle tone has really gone to shit since starting residency

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>>720620948
these are nudes Emily sent me, but she didn't let me take any pics of her while we fucked

>>720624722

Any pictures of amelia?

>>720624914
how many times have I answered this question? no, but we're still texting so I'm hoping she'll come to my place to fuck and I can hide a cell phone somewhere near my bed and record us fucking soon

>>720620948
this is victoria, she sent me some nudes too

>>720625096
Not nudes, just pictures

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>>720625224
woops, meant to upload the one with her face cropped out

>>720625318


>>720595050

I'm not posting anything that can be backtraced by cyberpolice

>>720625556

just want to see that amazing body she has

>>720596301
Sometimes not having sex is better than having it.

>>720624155
dudes been holding out on us. MORE!!!!!!!!

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>>720625717

>>720625433>>720625224

why arent you posting the nudes then doofus

>>720626629
post all the nudes of the polish chick she seems the hottest

>>720593073
LOLL

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>>720626456
snipe some undercover pics of her butt on occasion

>>720624722
that is a very fuckable bod

>>720626920
is this the polish chick? fucking hard now dammit

>>720626629
her bod looks tight

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>>720626737

>>720627154
op you are posting painfully slow for someone trying to fap here

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>>720626994
nope but i've got mp4 videos of her butt.

if someone can give me a quick tutorial on how to convert to webm I'll post

>>720627361
I've got these files hidden in random spots on my external hdd, they're actually pretty hard to find

>>720627403
that shit looks HQ as fuck, wish i could help you since im dying to watch them. hopefully another anon helps you post

>>720627465
oh yeah forgot you have a gf to hide from. doesnt she at least allow you a fap folder? just throw them in there with everything else she wont know the difference

>>720599589
Exif data

>>720597370
>>720598821
>>720624722

more like this with tits showing

>>720627702
4chan scrubs exif data for that exact reason now you idiot, KYS and stop trying to ruin a good thing

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>>720592102
no, you kys.

op is living the good life, and you're jacking off to hentai snuff. faggot.

>>720627403
Now we have the correct timezone for this medical uni.

OP: break up with your girlfriend or fucking kill yourself. Lowlife piece of shit.

who cares faggot, kys and go back to anime, OP just post tit pics for fucks sake im about to finish fapping

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here's the satanic girl that tried to get her sister involved for a 3way

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>>720627984
>>720627984
>Now we have the correct timezone for this medical uni.
OH NO YOU GOT OP 10000 INTERNET POINTS TO YOU ITS NOT LIKE ANYONE COULD EVER CHANGE THE TIME ON THEIR PC TO LOOK DIFFERENT

>>720627984
you had that hours ago when I posted screenshots from tinder you fucking idiot

>>720628430
holy shit, and you turned that down?

>>720592032
that chart is golden.

>>720628430
please tell me there are tits or nudes

op just start tripcoding before these faggots imposter you, i cant tell what tits are legit. i guess it doesnt matter fucking somebody just post some god damn nudes to fap to im about to pop

>>720627403
>>720627403
upload it to mega.nz. It is free, just make a quick account. way easier than webm shit.

also you are a god - are you good looking? how you get from meet to bang? show me your tinder game!

>>720628805
you shoudl really see if its still a possibility and try to make it happen. its a very small club of men who have banged a pair of sisters at the same time in a 3way

which would you rather have

Resistant TB or MRSA septicemia?

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>>720628598
pic

>>720628512
no, her sister backed out though

>>720629001
resistant TB, take out my lung

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>>720629125
>>720628598

ok thx op gotta go, thx for sharing, post more hopefully thread will be still up when i return

>>720618392
Who the fuck is Al?

>>720629216
are these the sisters or the satan chicks. MORE

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>>720629125

>>720629303
honestly this bitch frightens me, not sure i could visit her at 3am in her place alone to bang

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>>720629125
butt

>>720629303
how could you sleep over after sex without wondering if she would kill you sleeping

thread just turned to major quality

POST THE BEST SET OF TITS YOU HAVE BANGED

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>>720628492
I mean, there are so few Asians on this list, you've narrowed down the credible residencies considerably.

I'm going to go with Indianapolis. Polish and rural nowhere is a big clue. Maybe OSU Toledo or Penn State, very unlikely Cleveland or Pittsburgh. It has to be a pretty big program by virtue of Bayes. Plus only an idiot would POST this on 4chan.

>>720629186
resistant TB septicemia will kill you

youre not a med student faggot.
go back to pre-med studying mitosis

>>720629604
There were some splendid looking pumpkins in a pic up there....where in the states is good for massive pumpkins?
And what is al's?

>>720629730
You never said TB septicemia you god damn idiot

>>720592032
Tl;dr faggot kys cuck

>>720629903
Resistant TB or MRSA
septicemia

>>720592032
So you sleep with fatties.

Land whales are not worth it man. I'd never cheat with my girlfriend for some shit tier pussy. Gotta 8s and higher. Hope your life gets ruined

>>720630157
[resistant TB] or [MRSA septicemia].

Word your questions better and start using the right term (bacteremia)

>>720606265
Underrated kek

>>720592032
What's the best way to find fat girls to mess around with in a no strings attached sense? I am not picky, I am pretty good looking guy, but I've only ever had sex with my current GF and I have no game.

Any advice?

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>>720629604
>>720628492
>>720629896

Actually, if the Tinder profile has "Medical University" in it, it's so idiosyncratic. It could be The line would be Student at SUNY Medical University or Student at Northeast Ohio Medical University. Both would sort of fit.

Lack of Asians suggest Ohio over New York, but SUNY's program is so much larger. Which has 19 year olds (an accelerated program)?

SUNY does.

I guess we're going with SUNY then.

>>720592032
You'd make a terrible criminal. Good for you, I guess. But why the fuck do you have a big evidence record that you're maintaining? Feel guilty? Who are you gonna show that to? It can only get you into trouble with your girlfriend. Your memory should be enough to remember your fucks.

>>720630439
Well I held off outing OP as long as I could. Looks like someone else figured it out. Hint: Al's wine and whiskey in Syracuse. Check the SUNY Med university emergency medical residency program page. OPs pic and bio is there, 3rd year resident ;)

>>720630439
Excellent work anon, next step fibd amelia .

>>720631109
Epic bread in coming.

>>720631109
post link pls i wana see op

>>720631109
Whos ops girlfriend?
I feel she needs to know some things.