Hey assholes, i'm a woman I've been using 4chan for

Cool. Be CEO of the kitchen where you belong.

>>720568997
/thread

>>720568862
stale pasta

>>720568862
Tits and gtfo

>>720568862
get your ass back in the kitchen and start building sammiches

>>720568862

and?

All women are whores so acting like you're not

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>>720568862

tits or gtfo whore, you know the rules

Woman. You will make me sammich and You will pleasure me. Then You will sleep in kitchen where you belong.

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>>720569434
Welcome to the future where I am still grinding your nuts into a fucking pulp after the last woman joke you made. As a feminist I don't expect you to understand how much we try to please you and you shoot us down with another insult. I'm done kiddo you can kiss your spot on the train station good bye because that spot is now reserved for my purse bitch. I'll have you know I've killed 387 terrorists (all men) in Aleppo and my blood lust won't end until I'll vaporize you into a pile of ashes. Step up and ill burn you like jew in aushwitz. I've got more social justice warrior status then you and I just sent a police squad to your house thinking that your El Chapo, prepare for a bullet storm. Maybe you should have looked where my eyes are not my boobs, peace.

Is 146 even high enough for Mensa, isnt it only top 2%?

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>i'm a woman


keep it up and you'll be a comedian in no time

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>>720568862
>Hey assholes, i'm a woman I've been using 4chan for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and cooking major, top of my kitchen. I can cook bead at 180C. I'm only a cumbucket and have had 7 dicks in the vagina. I'm a member of the WI society. I voted for lasagne. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more pathetic than most of you in this thread. Wether you like it or not, females are not comperable. I'm not here to steal your scones. I'll probably make more scones than you. I'm going to make you a sandwich, yes sir, please dont hurt me sir. The ironic thing is my father married for cooking ability and I'm actually good at cooking as well. Cooking? Yes. cleaning? yes. I show you my tits, I'll be your kitchen slave one day

>>720569493
didnt you just say you arent a feminist?

>>720568862
For an IQ of 146, you really ought to learn to spell. "Comparable," not, "Comperable." IQ is a mark of potential, not of accomplishment.

>>720568862
Females at age 6 identify smart people as males.

>>720568862
Great job 146, but it's comparable, not comperable. Hope you're not my CEO or we're going to look like idiots on all the company emails.

>Women on chans
You are a trap at most

Sharpie in pooper

>>720568862
>I'm a member of the MENSA society
''MENSA society'' starts with MEN. Let's think about that for a moment.

>>720568862
Lol Who cares

I am a male and have an IQ of 135, run a small business, and inherited a ton of money. Who cares? What is your point? GTFO. 146 is potential only. Chip on the shoulder much?

>>720568862
no boobs, no opinion.

>>720568862
>8 years
>still doesn't know rules

>can't learn rules, but wants to be ceo. sad.

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>>720568862
Fuck off whore, and suck off my asshole

Voted for Trump? Have fun in the mail room with men grabbing your pussy.

>>720568862
K

No, you probably not make as much as you think. It is a common error to believe that intelligence will equal monetary success.

And, by the way you write, you probably attained a HS diploma. If you are in college, marketing majors are usually the dolts; common major for NCAA athlete idiots. Most likely, you are a man troll. GTFO.

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Bet you haven't killed 20 million Christians like Stalin, eh, bitch?

>>720568862
Oh this fun. I tell lies in the internet sometimes too.

>>720569113
Jesus christ all of these faggots need to learn what /thread means

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>>720568862
>i am women and i need penis,so much penis

i am man and hav penis you need my penis wow.

>>720568862
>I have an IQ of 146.
>I voted for Trump.

These facts do not coordinate.
Fake and bait.

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>>720568862
>woman
>using 4chan for 8 years now
arm the harpoons

It looks like someone didn't get enough attention as a kid.

>>720571851
I know plenty of people with IQs over 150 who voted for Trump. Quit under estimating your enemies. We're not stupid or evil.

>>720568862
> i'm a woman
b8
tits or gtfo

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>>720573018
>We're not stupid or evil.
Really?
So you think freezing all information from the National Parks, EPA, NASA, is American?
Denying the conclusions from science of global warming is smart?
That Trump is any less corrupt than Hillary?
That Mexico is going to pay for the wall?
That the inaugural crowds were as big as predecessors' (and that it's worth asking the NPS for additional photos to try and prove it)?
What kind of "smart" do you think you are?

you'll still die like me^^

>>720568862
Who cares. You're still a woman and will not be respected by man. You will still get treated inferior.

>>720568862
Besides gloating about a future you don't have yet, what's your point?

I mean you talk a great game, but the likelihood is that you're going to find some Chad, get knocked up, get married and retire at 30. By 35 you'll be fucking your Yoga instructor while your Hubby is dicking some bar skank on a business trip to Cuba.

>>720568862
Show us your tits

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>>720568997
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>newfags
>>720569154
>this guy knows what's going on
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>newfag
>>720569387
>this guy knows what's going on
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>newfag
>>720569493
>obvious troll is obvious
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>>720570114
>newfag
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>>720570203
>this guy knows what's going on

>>720576042
>Cont.
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>>720573018
>newfag
>>720574068
>this guy knows what's going on
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>newfag

>>720568862
your age?

Obvious copypasta is obvious

>>720568862
Dying alone, the thread

>>720568862
>filename/10
>gr8b8

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>>720568862
Your argument is invalid.
Back in the bus you go.

>>720568862
I'll still beat your ass bitch

Even though you're a man irl

>>720568862
welcome to adultland
>no one cares

>>720576042
Newfag.

>>720568862
And now for the great equalizer:

Tits or GTFO

>>720568862
the woman in ur pic is manly. I like woman who dont want to be a man and stay a woman. theres nothing wrong with it, its just that woman were beaten and used and raped into thinking that if u act like a man u will be better off, but it was just humanitys fault for making men boss of woman, and now woman are fucked up like u and the one in the picture. someday we will have a nice world, but first we need to let go of the stupid that is inside. maybe u understand one day

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>>720576065
Onefag, twofag
Lamefag, truefag
I spot a child who
thinks he's coolfag

>>720568862
By now this pasta has circulated on /b/ about a hundred times. Why it's still guaranteed replies is beyond me.

>>720568862
this pasta again? who making this shit?

>>720568862
>Marketing major
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

If troll = whatevet

If real = im ok with this

>>720576042
oh look its the newfag police. choke on a dick nigger

>>720569493
You should update the copypasta. El Chapo is now in US custody.

>>720568997
Topkek

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>>720568862
*whether

>>720568862
ha
ahahah
>ill probably make more than you
assuming every guy on 4chan is a loser
i bet you dont have an oceanfront home in laguna beach
so get on my level cunt

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>>720568862

Tits or gtfo

>>720569493
>benches 95

>>720568862

Hey assholes, i'm a woman

I've been using 4chan now. I'm Marketing my ass. I have a IQ. I'm only a sophomore and have tits. I'm a member of the NSA so. I voted. I'm no mini, however, I got baby genitals.

Wet hot fecal. I'm here for sodomy. I'll probably moan. I'm not going to shit, I had no food. The ironic thing is my father married four gooks and I'm actually a veal. Cock? Yes. Ahmed? No.

I won't shit, I'll be Okay

>>720568862
Hey slut. If youre rich enough ill be your personal chef. I make 46 after tax so shouldnt be too hard to raise unless your a slutty slutty fraud.

>>720568862
If you wanted people to read your whole post you shouldnt have said youre a woman at the beginning. Thats like me posting.."My opinion is irrelevant and what im about to say is so uninteresting youll wish youre dead while reading"

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>>720568997
/thread

faggot OP isn't even trying.