New Shota Bread. No rule edition plus.
I am no longer hung-over and have returned from the store.
>>720568269
did you pet your cat too anon?
>>720568433
i'd like him pet my cat if you know what i'm saying
>>720568433
>>720568460
u wot mate
>>720568521
>I need to go to the grocery store, pet my cat, and call friends before going degenerate.
DID YOU PET THE CAT?
>>720568433
Of course. Fuzzy little thing is sitting next to my feet waiting to eat now.
Cat has food, I'm making Italian tonight, all is good.
>>720568579
>>720568612
>>720568633
>>720568269
I was the drunk anon drinking with you last night. I am no longer hung over either! Miracles
>>720568606
Nice <3
What's his/her name?
>>720568565
>i'd like him
that's what I was referring to, I'm not op
>>720568750
i want him to pet my cat
it's fairly obvious?
Oh, and the concert is a go. Buddies got rid of their kids and wives, so it's a drunken crash party like old times.
I have to say, this is turning out to me a rather cozy weekend.
>>720568775
I was just poking fun
>>720568782
>kids and wives
how old are you anon?
>>720568829
do not
>>720568677
Let's hope they never cease.
>>720568692
Cat is named Meowseph. It's biblical.
>>720568989
yeesh
>>720569025
i will end you
>>720569015
>Meowseph
that's really cute anon.
>>720569044
what crawled up your bum and died anon?
(also check'd)
>>720569123
>checking dubs
how new are you
also what crawled up my butt was a toy earlier thank u very much
>>720569175
>how new are you
Try to be respectful newfag
>up my butt was a toy earlier
Oh, just regular fag I guess :^)
>>720569288
i think you're the newfag here, i'm the regular fag.
>>720568883
Late 20s. Lots of people here get started early on with that life style shit. My one friend has a really cute little one, the other a baby, the third a fucking evil little girl that looks like an angel. Bitch is going to corrupt my one buddys kid.
>>720569343
Ah, I see.
Interesting.
>>720569334
Heh, sure thing.
>>720568521
>>720569598
you're a sure thing
>>720569627
>>720569662
>>720569644
You're weird.
>>720569746
no u tho?
>>720569768
Ok sure.
>>720569816
glad we came to an agreement
Yes or no?
>>720569941
>lewd
no
>>720569928
>>720569972
this bother you too?
>>720569996
kill yourself
>>720569941
>lewd
Yes
>>720568269
http://www.getthelube.com/
>>720570032
I thought you were going to sleep?
>>720569562
Yeah, Mama to the cute one is a real bitch though, she hates me for some reason. Fucking city people.
>>720570122
not tired
>>720569972
>>720570038
I'll wait a bit but start posting since no one else seems to be posting much.
>>720570124
Hmm
That sucks, at least you won't have to see her.
>>720570180
>expecting anyone to willingly contribute to a thread with the aus fag in it
>>720570254
i'm the best fag and you know it
>>720570156
Ok then~
You just going to lurk and shitpost I take it?
>>720570289
*worst
>>720570309
ye
>>720570314
if you only you knew what you were missing out on
>>720570254
Eh he's not so bad imo.
I'm just getting sleepy and only staying up to intercept a package.
>>720570359
>shitposting of the same pictures while saying cute > lewd every thread
Not much
>>720570359
>>720570253
It's too bad actually. She's pretty smart and into the same music and the only one that rivaled my hipster cred, we were friends but after the kid she turned over to Mom Mode right quick. A shame really. Now I have to wait til she's out of town to drink whiskey with my bro.
>>720570457
>actually caring about the cute vs lewd meme
are you autistic
>>720570517
no u
>>720570543
she'll probably even out then after they grow up some.
>>720570564
No, its just that its a overdone trash meme you do everyday so im not missing out on much
Cute or lewd?
>>720570564
sorry I forgot my words
I'll be busy this evening too just as a heads up so I guess I'll just wait for you to contact me.
>>720570648
the only reason i do it is because you retards still get angry :^)
>>720570692
sure
Let's not bully each other please?
>>720570668
I'd say this image is both.
Also kinda odd looking
>>720570543
Hipster cred? Jesus Christ kys
>>720570746
The point is im not angry I was just identifying what I am not missing out on because you do it everyday
But nice projection
>>720570614
Doubt it. She seems pretty set in her ways and her fam reinforces it. Too bad. She won't even let the kid shoot the guns for christ sake.
>>720570865
you're the one projecting actually
>>720570861
>>720570909
>won't even let the kid shoot the guns for christ sake.
>the kid
Anon, I don't know if they should either?
Are you american?
>>720570909
What kind of gun owner lets a woman tell him how to teach children
>>720570834
That was obvious sarcasm. It's pretty obscure, I bet you never heard of it.
>>720571036
>tfw all these lewdposters are going to hell while i'll be in heaven kicking it with randy savage
>>720570977
Well... I did have to wait til I was 10, but we at least had BB guns to shoot shit with until then. Never hurt no one but snakes and rats..
Obviously, a Yankee, btw.
>>720571054
Damn skippy.
>>720571457
Ah, kinda out of my realm then.
Good luck with all that.
>>720571405
You aren't forgiven just yet.
Time not lewd posting has to outweigh time spent lewd posting.
>>720571733
i only ever lewdposted ironically tho
>>720571794
I have proof that isn't true.
>>720571865
no you don't fuck you you'll never prove anything this is a conspiracy by lewdposters to slander me
>>720571627
Why? Where the heck are you from again? Some backwater ghetto that bans rifles? Oh my God, not Spain!
Also, lewd or cute?
>>720572046
Lewd.
>>720571921
Lewd?
>>720572476
too lewd
>>720571917
don't worry, I won't publicly shame you :^)
>>720572046
Haha
I'm currently stateside but wasn't raised around/ been around the "gun culture" most Americans seem super fond of.
>>720572046
both
>>720572476
yeah that's p damn lewd
>>720572559
speaking of shaming people has that faggot said anything yet?
no milk in the house
fml
>>720572625
life is not worth living
>>720572711
but we don't tho?
>>720572732
Australia does
but is murica meme
>>720572612
Haha
No not yet
>>720572766
we let them into australia if you consider nauru australia
>>720572807
what a queer
>>720572676
Yea, I'll probably launch myself off of a cliff very soon.
>>720572849
why are you awake
and why didnt you get killed by the muslim meth head
>>720569781
Do u have moer from this artist?
>>720572917
the only viable option
>>720572935
why are YOU awake
also what
>>720572978
because ive been playing poe and just now come to bed
>>720573012
i'm awake because i woke up at 7 in the afternoon
>>720572849
Yea, it's still early though. He might have family stuff on a Saturday.
>>720572937
I'm sorry I don't anon, it's an edited gif I got from here.
>>720573063
evening you uncultured swine
when are you going to get a job
or go to tafe
or go outside
>>720572978
correct.
>>720573067
how much longer u gonna ignore him for?
>>720573119
afternoon and evening are the same thing to me
never
never
maybe tomorrow
>>720572711
Uh... okay. I'll try.
Imagine this is Europe after the Syrians have had their way.
>>720573157
when are you going to video game with me
>>720573203
when u make a club penguin account
>>720573157
I'll probably reply late this evening or tomorrow evening :9
I'll see how I'm feeling.
>>720573241
neck immediately
>noon is currently defined as a constant 12:00 pm, but when afternoon ends is dependent on when evening begins, for which there is no standard definition.
fuck you guys
>>720573280
nah leave it another day
>>720573286
tru
>>720573322
>nah leave it another day
you don't really get a say but thanks for your input.
>>720573322
tell me a bed time story
>>720573387
i know what's for the best tho
>>720573392
no you tell ME a story
>>720573491
you're not going to sleep kikey now shill me a story
can't have coffee
can't sleep
have to leave house for public function this evening
>>720573491
>i know what's for the best tho
Non babe, that's me in this situation.
My pleasure not yours.
>>720573544
i don't know stories because i'm illiterate remember
>>720573552
i mean just end it tbh
>>720573609
you're loss :^)
>>720573662
fuck you then
im sleep
>>720573552
i love his smooth and clear feet that are not covered by nasty socks
>>720573633
what did he mean by this
>>720573662
>i mean just end it tbh
just might
>>720573720
>covered by nasty socks
anon, are you Ok?
>>720573752
do a backflip
>>720573797
yeah
>>720573662
I don't really think it is.
>>720573870
i think it is
>>720573720
>nasty socks
get out
>>720573848
will do fam
>>720573953
you'll do your family? kinky.
>>720573850
Do you really hate socks or are you just like a huge foot fag?
>>720573997
We've been over this son.
>>720574025
Not a foot fag. Never understood that fetish. Just don't like socks.
>>720573891
n o t
>>720573953
That is that sweetest pic. I'm getting a cavity over here.
Let's cut the saccharine a bit.
welp phone isn't working so i think it's actually fucked
>>720574155
>saccharine
what are you a fucking epicurean?
>>720574094
Odd. I'm the opposite I absolutely love socks.
Do you wear flipflops all the time?
>>720574215
I hate flip flops / sandals. Especially if sandals are worn with socks
>>720574155
Anon that was my death note, ofc it needs to be melancholic and cloying.
>>720574299
So what do you wear then??
>>720574163
That's fucking sad.
I don't know what I'll do with myself.
>>720574488
yiff in hell furfag?
>>720574431
Shoes / Sneakers like everyone else..
>>720574550
with socks right?
>>720574604
...
>>720574521
Oh, nvm forgot I'm receiving all those toys today.
I'll keep busy. :3
>>720574687
brb getting dressed to buy new phone
>>720574645
That's ick anon. But to each his own I suppose.
I'll leave you be now.
>>720574731
Yes, I wear socks, sweat is even more nasty than socks are.
But wearing any that are longer than the ankle is bad.
nother de-censor
>>720574720
Baha
Yea right.
>>720574840
I see, I'm less wigged out.
>>720574840
Notice how
>>720574861
isn't wearing socks?
Look where it got him. Raped in a dungeon. Like always when you mock socks.
>>720574991
But still wigged out. I see I disgust you. I'll leave you alone.
>>720575146
No no no anon you're fine. Seriously!
>>720575251
Goodbye.
>>720575448
Bye anon
>>720575051
fuck socks, barefeet shotas ftw
>>720575494
Cute shoes. More shota needs cute shoes.
Do you think it would be okay if I got my nephew a pair that I jerk off into first? He's so pretty. It would be so hot to think of him walking around in the warm hollows of my cum-splattered little gifts.
Packages have arrived.
See you anons later!
Have a nice day~
>>720575799
I think your nephew would appreciate shoes without touching your cum.
>>720575854
bye
>Gay shota thread
>>720569343
does it not concern you a little that you're attracted to shota?
ok im done too. need sleep and the cat is wanting a rub again.
>>720575953
No, because I would never molest a child. Are you saying that would tempt you? Fuck, man. Get it together.
>>720576010
Night night anon x3
>>720576185
This.
This guy gets it.
paedos can leave.
>>720576185
nah, I've just always been like curious about this since I'm not at that stage yet and I wondered how it worked. no offense intended, sorry if it came across as rude :'0
>>720575799
Do IT !! DO IT TODAY!!
>>720576250
Yeah, I just wondered whether they were connected since they follow a similar theme obviously :P
>>720575799
that's a bit fucked dude
>>720576537
Pedos are here to avoid CP . Leave?? Why on earth do you want people to watch cp? That thing hurts children!
>>720576654
I never once said that, I just said that the two share a common value which is a sexual attraction to younger boys so I was just wondering what the connection was is all
>>720576996
Anon, you've got to remember that it's just drawings and cartoons.
Liking an anime boy and a human person are completely different things.
For most. I do know some creeps like both /:
>>720577275
I understand. With this being 4chan I just wanted some clarification :)
>>720577328
It's np.
Honestly you'll catch shota threads that are just guys swapping stories about paedo shit.
The usual crew tries to keep that shit at bay.
You'll be able to tell what kinda crowd is there at the time by popping your head in.
Anywho, good luck to you and have a nice day.
>>720577533
Thank you for explaining. Long live this bread o/
>tfw you accidentally leave a shota thread up before you go to bed
If I didn't use my deadbolt I would have been dead. God bless.
>>720577777
>save guy from getting vanned
>give him quints
what did god mean by this
>>720577777
Dumb thread, but checked
>>720577777
>>720577858
we have the best threads, anon.
>>720577777
Indeed
Check'd
>>720577898
belieb me
>>720577885
anyone have bane shota
>>720578202
I wasn't cuddled until I was already a man
>>720578250
Sad. I haven't had cuddles in like two hours.
>>720579068
>>720579101
>>720579137
>>720579137
>posting the bad version
>>720579165
>>720579220
>>720579314
>>720579373
thanks for the thread anons but I gotta go babysit and I can't multitask, bye
>>720577777
>>720579824
Bye!
i remember when shota threads were good
>>720580746
go to sleep
>>720581261
still not tired
>>720581317
message me pls
>>720581543
don't have a throwaway email
>>720581598
I gave you my real one.
Plus you can easily make one.
>>720581750
>real
>has the word desu in it
clearly we have different definitions of the word real
>>720572559
being responsible for your own safety is very scary. If I were you, I'd stay far away from those big mean guns.
>>720581925
I have two emails and I didn't give you my spam one.
It's my personal for my friends.
im late again
>>720582220
might just sleep, getting tired.
>>720582263
anyone have peeing shota? thx in advance
>>720582277
>>720582271
Ok, sleep tight.
Talk to you whenever I guess.
>>720582347
>>720582313
not among my fetishes, sorry brota
>>720582313
I'll send a bit of pee your way anon~
>>720582600
oh! I actually do have this!
>>720582600
>>720582600
Thanks anon.
>tfw did piss play with male friends because we thought that is what cumming was when we were little
>>720582788
thats adorable
>>720582788
Sorry I only have three pics.
have a good day or evening anon.
>>720575799
as long as you give them time to dry first that's kinda hot
>>720582914
Haha, yeah if you're gay. The straight guys probably cringe about it though. We literally just rubbed our penises and moaned before pissing. Sometimes we didn't even get hard. I think all of my friends involved have a unspoken agreement to not discuss it.
>>720583105
Thanks again~