1 Billion lions vs 100 million donald trumps. Who would win?

One lion could take 50 trumps, so the the trumps wouldn't stand a chance

>>720562318
If trumps built a wall it would reduce casualties.

It takes one dentist to kill a lion. All Trump knows is how to destroy your insurance and alienate people by differences. No patients means no doctors or dentists which means lions take over the world. Trump doesn't stand a chance.

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>>720562318
>1 Billion lions vs 100 million donald trumps. Who would win?
>Trumps have full use of trump tower.

More like One lion = One Trump if they have to consume the whole thing.

>>720562318
trump has no problem with other trumps, but lions can only live in packs up to 30 lions.
So the first few months the lions would just slaughter each other.
Trumps win because 100 million vs 30 wounded lions isn't a real fight

But Trump is a lazy sack of shit and doesn't actually do anything. All of the trumps would be trying to boss the other trumps and while this is happening the lions would be eating them, the mexicans will start flooding over the border, and russia will invade Luxembourg.

>>720562318
trump would win, all the trumps go into the tower except a few and set up barricades on the lower levels then the few trumps outside lure the lions inside. then all the trumpts go up to the top. then they create a human ladder and climb down the tower, like one dude grabs on to the edge at the top and then one climbs on that dude and they keep doing that until they reach the floor and climb down and shut the door and wait for the lions to starve to death.

>>720562318
if trumps have full use of trump tower they could make spears and use some locations to defend themselves, you forget that humans inteligence can triump

>>720563458
>Trump
>intelligent
>human
Pick one

Lions. They vastly outnumber the trumps and would lay siege to his towers.

>>720562318
>trump tower
>exterminatus incoming
You made the trumps over powered. Thats like saying master cheif gets to use halo.

>>720563047
But what about Darwinism? Wouldn't those lions be the strongest ones.
>checkmate

If the trumps get defenses thsn the lions should be allowed to forage. Its only fair.

>>720563458
What are they making spears out of?

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>>720563530
>>720563180
Back to tumblr

>>720562318
Lions must pay for the wall.

>>720563681
back to /pol/

>>720563564
Then... if the Lions killed the trumps ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE

Trump Tower is only gonna fit a small portion of the trumps. The rest will be torn apart.
Then both sides will starve to death because lions can't elevator or door.

>>720563047
The trumps would kill each other before the lions. They'd stand around arguing in circlejerks while dying

>>720563681
They trigger you snowflake? This site isn't for hero worship faggot

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>>720563752
>/pol/
If your going to shill stop using bait

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>>720562318
thats 100 million walls. trump wins

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>>720563851
I swear to dick this better be you

>>720562318
>Trumps have full use of trump tower.
do they just get the 1 tower ? or does every trump have his tower ?

>>720563421
>except a few
You mean the vast majority? They'd die and feed the lions, then those surviving lions would starve the trumps to death

Trumps lose because each death feeds their enemy.

>>720563961
Every trump get a tower but they can combine them up to 5

>>720563960
>swear to dick
confirmed for faggot

>>720563961
Tower is singular anon. That means one.

>>720563991
But each trump gets secret service...

>>720563859
this

>>720563960
Your rebuttle is to talk about cocks?
>spot the retard

>>720564008
No you nigger. 'Tower' is singular. Learn English or go back to Mexico/Syria

>>720563530
well he is more smart than libtard to be president when all the media was against so pick one libtard vs smart

>>720562318
How much prep time do the lions get?

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>>720564028
>where am I again?

>>720562318
Straight up by making them lions as opposed to lionesses the trumps win everytime. Lions are territorial creatures and often dont even hunt for themselves unless they have to. Now its a guarentee that the lions will fall to in fighting along the way and you very well may lose up to half your lions that way. Now the trumps! Good god the trumps! Esentially by unleashing 100mil trumps you'd have created the worlds first true hivemind. There'll be no in fighting and to them it's all about survival, being the best there ever was, making thing great again (by exterminating 1 billion lions). Trumps are beyond rat cunning and they'll use this to their advantage, planning and manipulating their way to victory, plus they're pack hunters being lead by the alpha trump, better known as the god king trumperor, who now also happens to have all of america's nuclear weapons at his disposal. So now you yell me, who wins, 1 billion self-savaging lions, or 100 million of the worlds most powerful man?
I think the choice is obvious.

>>720564074
No they don't. You can't add shit to the scenario.
>btw the lions have tanks and can open doors

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Donald Trump vs two gay lions.

gay lions will win.

>>720564065
yeah but whats the point of having 100 million donald trumps and only 1 tower ?

>>720563647
they copuld break tables, or take the poles of the flags and use those to pierce them,

>>720563991
ya I was curious about 100m all fitting in trump tower

>>720564290
>there's a point to this

>>720563681
why are Trump's advisors paying people to astroturf fucking 4CHAN of all places? do they think the weeb vote is going to be important?

>>720564290
Because that's the scenario shit-for-brains

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>>720564288

>>720563752
you know that saying back to pol in 4 chan is like telling to someone inside your house to go to some room.

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>>720564290
what's the point of having even one trump?

>>720562318
>lock doors
>lions starve to death

>>720564306
You're going to arm that many people with a few flag poles and cheap table shards?

>>720563792
why, they would all agree that lions are a trhread, did you achieve to be president and be rich, if a million of trumps don't stand a chance you don't stand a chance against it neither

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>>720564413
it's like telling the kid with no bowel control to get out of the fucking dining room and stay in the shitter. where he belongs.

>>720564413
Yeah, that's why he said it dumbfuck. Children and downies stay in their room.

>>720564258
this.
could the lions even compete ?

>>720564452
Lions eating trumps starve? Kek you're dumb as fuck.

>>720564478
they will organice and ambush the lions, also they could make barricades, eventually the trumps would win

>>720564501
No shit you triggered faggot. Do you grasp how many lions there are?

we all know that trump is an alien so his blod would be posion and after a few minutes all lions would be dead

>>720564413
.....no shit? Are you autistic?

>>720564385
>only 1 tower
shit scenario tbh

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>>720564502
most badass picture ive seen all year

>>720564433
what's the point of having even one lion ?

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>>720562318
if one trump at least has a small loan of a million dollar, 100 million trumps would have 100,000,000,000,000 which is one hundred trillion dollars, which if the money could be evenly distributed through all of the lion, each lion would take 100,000 which is enough to bury and suffocate the lion thus will make a fine trump victory

>>720564553
even iuf that was the case is very different to tell to some one that is from other house to get out, for example reddit would be trespassing, the children eventually will wallk around the house again

>>720562318
does every Trump has their own Trump Tower or are they sharing one?

>>720562866
but only if the lions pay for the wall

>>720564631
No they wouldn't. Lions get food from the vast majority of the trumps locked outside. The trumps have limited stores. Trumps would starve to death.
>b-but cheap particle board spears
What ambushss are they setting up? So now they're letting lions into the hotel?

>>720564633
if there are that many lions they cannot attack all at the same time only the ones at front, and they may start attacking between them.

>>720564676
Then gtfo of the thread sperglord

>>720564249
Not gay

>balls aren't touching

>>720564670
you gave trump more numbers and a 1 tower, , and you expect him to lose, who is the autistic one here?

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>>720564747
What the fuck does reddit have to do with your parents keeping you locked away in a room?

>>720564837
anon just stop posting

>>720564745
lions cannot understand concept of money, but trumps will organice and use the tower as an strategic war zone, they won't need money to win anyway

>>720564816
trumps could eat lions too, didn't you tougth about that

>>720564837
>they may start attacking between them.
Seriously, learn fucking English or go back to Mexico/Syria

>>720564961
haha you wish, i will even dox you and rape your mother and girlfirend, or if you are a woman you will become my sex slave, grabbing you by the pussy all day and nigth

>>720565015
is my duty to rape your mom anon, so icant do that

>>720565002
>omnivores will gain nutritional value from lean carnivores
Go do your homework kiddy

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>>720565057
NIGGER GET YOUR BLACK ASS OUT OF HERE

>>720565015
is a shame you are against trump wall, becasue yes im actually hispanic so no one will protect you from multiculturalism, but trump who could protect you form an alien like me you rejected, so please open that pussy for my dick

>>720564903
>imying I made the scenario
>implying 100 milliin is more than 1 billion
You. You're the autistic one here

>>720565108
even if the nutrition values is not good it will give them more time to trumps to kill the rest of lions.

>>720565156
nah i'm not black

>>720564903
i think you're the autistic one here. but you're not one those math autists, just a normal autist

>>720565057
Did I trigger you?

>ITT: triggered /pol/tards
guess the lions won

>>720565354
No, its 100mil trumps vs 1bil lions, not 100mil autists vs 1bil lions. The trumps win. If it were /pol/tards then sure I'd vote lions.

>>720562318
I'd say a lion could probably take 3 trumps. If Donald signs an executive order on the right of a lion to carry a handgun, the lion would be at a severe disadvantage.

>>720565200
ah my bad yeas there are more lions , still doesn't change the fact that not all lions can attack at same time, and lions are not suited to be in such big quantity so they will start competing between them for terrain, while humans even more trumps are more suited to be in crowds, and you gave them one tower, so therefore they could make tolols and weapons, and even use the kitchen oils to make fire. you are the dumb one, lets change better the lions for you instead, and you maybe crushed becasue you lack tools

>>720565177
Are you retarded? I voted for Trump. Why do lions eating trumps turn you into such a triggered autist?

>>720565292
nah

>>720565177
thirsty triggered virgins itt

>>720565057
spot the triggered snowflake

>>720562685
But when Trumps unite they can build armed walls at at least 17 walls per gun

>>720565254
i'm not having fantasies of black like you do all the time in your mine, maybe you wanted that i was black so you could enjoy your rape better, im sorry to disapoint you, my dick is average, so maybe you fell alittle bored

>>720565504
nigger he triggered the fuck out of you. go back to tumblr

>>720565057
Kek. Little virgin kiddy

>>720565257
do i care? also im masturbating rigth now

>>720565620
i have high libido
i payed good hot prostitutes, but i have no money until my paycheck come so ...(i have a gf but is ugly so i try to avoid her alittle)

>>720562318
Are there 100 million trump towers or just 1 trump tower they all share?

>>720565747
even with just one tower is enough to dispose lions, even more lions will attack themselves due they are not adapted for a big crowd of them

>>720565570
For the first half of that run on sentence I thought you were talking about a coal mine.

>>720565743
Acting and typing as autistic as you, I would bet a 1000$ that you scare all the women (including hookers) around you. I'm fairly certain that you are scared of women as much as they are scared of you. Anon, just stop being so delusional, your mum is not your girlfriend.

>>720565983
still i fuck them, i don't care if they fell scared, now that i think that give me a boner

>>720565983
scared of them? hahaha

>>720566193
Dude, just stop it. The closest you've ever come to pussy is that fucked up fleshlight mounted under your table.

>>720566261
no i never spended money in sexual toys, i did with hookers and dates, but i agree i regret alittle i could saved that money, like if women were worth something

>>720565567
They can't build shit. They need a whole army and country behind them. The original vs was just the Trumps. Lions win by bloody death all day long.

>>720566261
but i like pretty faces, maybe if i cut their heads and put them in jars that preserve them, would be interesting

>>720566442
how do you know? their sons actually practiced trophy hunting

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>>720562318
Trump wins coz he know how to grab a pussy

>>720564413
Yep. Go to your room, kiddo.

1 trump could just deport the lions and build a wall

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Trump wins can not stump the trump

I'm going to make some assumptions about your post.
1 This all takes place in one place, say, NYC, 1 billion lions are deposited as well as 1 million trumps
2 The trumps are deposited in and around trump tower in a close proximity, the lions are deposited in a concentric circle around the trumps in the city
3 the trumps have no access to modern weaponry or police, military etc. but do have access to cars, and whatever improvised weapons they can muster, at least until a point that they can acquire weapons say from a gun store etc.
4 The lions know they are here to fight trumps, and instead of being distracted with random new yorkers or docile, they are focused on killing trumps asap.
The first thing that would happen is the city would go into a panic. 1 billion lions just appeared out of nowhere in NYC. Some of the trumps would already be in the tower, the rest would make a run for whatever building they can access immediately. Since lions can't open doors, any trumps inside a building would be temporarily safe. But a large portion of the trumps outside would be immediately killed. The ratio of trumps to lions is 1:10, and even 10 trumps is no match for these angry, focus driven lions, but we have to assume some ratio of casualties for the lions. If one trump is being attacked, two of them subdue each limb, one gouges out the lion's eyes, and then two more hold the lion's mouth closed and prepare to snap it's neck, I'd say 12 trumps have a small probability of occasionally taking out 1 lion when the lion is isolated in trumps (which is rare in this scenario, considering just how many more lions there are than trumps). So in the initial skirmish, let's say 100,000 trumps can fit inside the tower, and another 2,000,000 make it into other nearby buildings. There are still 97,900,000 outside, and of them, more than half are immediately killed by lions. As the hours draw out, trumps that don't make it inside buildings are all killed.

>>720566644
i have been always in my room duh

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>>720567217
Who post are you talking about. lions are not used to trumps pûśšy grabbing tech they let him!

>>720567217
Now assuming that there is no military or police support, NYC will be completely inaccessible at this point. Bodies of trumps and some lions block the street, and factors like dehydration and food supply come into account. The lions have no way into buildings, but they are more survival capable at this time than trumps because they have access to food and water and the trumps will run out of what is available inside of buildings. I'm gonna say that in a test of starvation/dehydration, the lions win

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>>720567458
Still trump just know how to handle pussys dude

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>>720567572
He just foes it better and know how to win better!

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>>720566644

>>720567382
I was referring to OP, as the setting and rules of this contest are left unspecified, so one has to make assumptions as to the setting

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>>720562318
>Trump is a lion god emperor
>Lions are from africa
>He will deport all the lions back to africa
>Lions will flee from there shit homeland and say they are 14 year old refugees in europe
>Lions will eat up the country they flett to
>Europe is fucking deat and full of african lions

>Trump made america full Aryan and has ascend into space and colloniesed our system and works on genticall enhanced sons from his stem DNA
>Most magnificent shall be call Trumorus he will be the warmaster

Global warming caused by the lions causes the ocean tides to rise flooding the trump tower, and because trump dosent believe in global warming he is unprepared lions 1 trump 0