Secrets thread. I can't remember the first time I saw my

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>>720554609

i enjoy and fap to traps regularly

i lie on 4chan out of fucking boredom.

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it.I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first,you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender.I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate.Next, you arouse yourself.I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just tke some porn on the go.After youre good an horny,you get some bread.My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your Roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird.This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds,so you have to be subtle.Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.Either way I havnt done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds

>>720554656

If you're asking, no I wasn't aroused by it. It was never not normal to me. I think humans are wired to identify sexual taboos and be aroused by breaking them. I'm totally aroused by the idea of touching a stranger in a public place, but incest can't and doesn't arouse me, because for me that was never taboo.

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I want someone to fuck my girl right now while she sleeps.

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>>720554609
I am a babysitter and a private tutor, and I took advantage of that

>>720554888
chckd

>>720555053

Meaning?

>>720555046

Someone other than yourself?

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>>720555082
I might or might not like boys younger than me

i'd like to see my stepdaughter get gang raped by about 12 or 14 niggers. not 13, 12 or 14. she's a grown woman and can take it, so fuck, any niggers out there want a shot at it, take pics so i can jerk it to them later.

>>18572784

>>720555184
Yeah

The car fingered my mom in my backseat.

>>720555310
And what have you done?

>>720554609
I have seen nude pictures of women I work with.

>>720555224

Oh, awesome. So, as the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood, and only a fool would take anything posted here as fact, would you mind telling us some of the things you might or might not have done?

>>720555046
>I want someone to fuck my girl right now while she sleeps.

if i was anywhere near you, but alas, i'm near no one

my 12yo niece recently started being sexually active, so me and my gf helped her get on bc. her parents are conservative jesusfags who would probably have a heart attack/stroke if they found out.

>>720555307

Do you want them to fuck her without waking her up, or you want them to wake her up by fucking her (to her pleasure), or you want someone to rape her? Or some combination.

>>720555421

still peddling these fucking lies in here?

>top kek.

>>720555421
>me and my gf helped her get on bc

what's bc? am i stupid? i don't get it

A few years ago I overheard my dad telling my mom: "We're raising fucking losers..."

>>720555421

It's cool that you're helping her have a sex life and avoid pregnancy, but you'd do her a much bigger favor by buying her a box of condoms. 12 is too young to be on bc; her body needs her hormones to find their own balance, and you're basically tricking her body into thinking she's pregnant all the time. It's seriously bad for her development. Second, it's bad for her to be on meds her parents don't know about, as if she ever has a reaction to something, and the doctors ask her parents what meds she's on, they won't know to say she's on bc.

>>720555582
your dad knows. so sad for you.

>>720555536
birth control pills.

>>720555536
oh, birth control. now i get it. when i was young i had to ride to the drive in on my bike and buy rubbers out of the machine in the shithouse. oh how the times have changed.

>>720555536
birth control

>>720555660
she has lots of condoms, she always uses one.

>>720555555

You can ignore this. I was just too lazy to find the post and was curious what the get was.

>>720555582
What we're you doing in your life a few years ago?

>>720555773
>she has lots of condoms, she always uses one.

Yeah, that addresses none of the other issues I raised.

>>720555801
what a fucking waste

>>720555824
i wish girls had been on the pill when i was that age, i'd have been cumming in them left right and down the fucking middle. i hate fucking with rubbers

I'm smoking weed right now because I have zero chance of getting a job within the next 30 days and I've been sitting on this shit since December.

jerked off on my mom a few times, after her divorce and she was dating, she would come home drunk and pass out sometimes getting undressed, other times she would bring a guy home and when he left I would jerk to her passed out naked

>>720555981
so your mom is an alky? poor you

>>720555824
>buying her a box of condoms
>she has condoms already
pretty sure those are related...

Also, there are quite a few different bc options now days that are fine for younger girls

>>720555964
i'm drinking right now as i have been every day since i was 14. my whole life has been basically one big party. whoopee!

My "friend" has been talking behind my back to a bunch of our other friends. The one that really got me mad is him running around telling everyone I made a move on his girlfriend. Shit really pissed me off so I'm just randomly talking to his girl and making her think how boring their relationship is so she'll break up with him. Been telling her random little things like how cheap he is and never really wants to leave his basement except to buy beer and watch "so bad they're good" movies that she really hates. She might really have a thing for me and might really break up with him thinking I like her but I'm just gonna fuck her to fuck him over and then ditch both

Ate a slug.

>>720556116
And how old are you now? 14 and 6 months?

Grow up.

>>720556032
couldn't hold her booze and got drunk pretty fast, I would get hard on Fridays knowing that she might be home later drunk

>>720556264
52 dickhead, you grow up

>>720556226
Isn't this completely backwards?

SO you're doing exactly what he started slagging you off about justifying his point.

Hurpa durrr.

Just fucking telling and scrap it out you little fucking bitch.

>>720556226
The only way /b/ will condone this is if you give her a rusty hook.
>stick finger in her ass while fucking her and just as she's about to cum, put shit finger in her mouth.
>ruined orgasm.

I watch snooker on TV

>>720555824
Haha seriously, other anon obviously has brain turned off

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I want to dump my wife before my grandmother dies so I can go be rich and homeless with the inheritance without any responsibilities or pressures to spend the money.

>>720556226
this reminds me of my early 20s. i fucked my friends wife, and another friends mom. then i fucked the first friends wife again. then they broke up, so i wasn't interested anymore. then i got married, and he brought a girlfriend over to our house. i fucked her. then he became a crackhead and had a stick crackwhore grilfriend, he was scared i would take her, but i didn't want her. so then i fucked his sister and broke his brother's nose. then i got married a 2nd time and i haven't ran around on her, she's a good one.

secrets....

A guy flirted openly with my gf in front of me, I gave her the chance to reply by telling her "what are you gonna reply to this faggot?"

Her being a troll, she said "what he's just joking"
The guy looked at me and said "you can have her, just know that I could if I wanted to"

Cops were near the parking lot so I didn't do anything, later I hatefucked and broke up with gf. And about 6months later I slowly stalked that guy till the day, rather night was right, he was going out of his car to his house. When he unlocked the door I rushed, kicked him in and shut the door behind me.

I pepper sprayed him, and tied him up
Then spent about four hours torturing him while he had a sock gag in his mouth

He shat and pissed him self when I stuck a hot needle down his urethra, I made him sterile by poking his balls and dick eventually he went into a shock or fainted I'm not sure

I dragged him out, and drove him to the ghetto, I stuck a heroin needle in his arm and left him there

No one took any legal action, and I never had a police visit

He is still alive, just can't have kids nor fuck anymore

>>720556080
ok but he was listing all the issues with getting a 12 year old on bc without her parents permission
and he replies with but she already buys her own condumbs,

>>720556537
>hatefucked
we always called it a grudgefuck

>>720556080
>Don't put young girls on bc, give them condoms instead
>she already has and uses condoms, so we got her on bc
What he said was clear, you dense fuck

>>720556343
The guy is a bitch about it. I've called him out on other random things before. When I was going to lend him money to fix his car he told everyone that I was trying to hang it over his head somehow. When he needed advice on cleaning a PC he was going to sell he fucked up a step, bricked it, told everyone I did it on purpose. Shit's been building up for years and almost did kick his ass last year.

>>720556720
>she already has and uses condoms, so we got her on bc

i can understand this, because when i fuck a girl, i want to come in that pussy. they want me to, because they can feel it and they like it. just one more reason rubbers fucking suck ass.

>>720556537
I'm gonna assume this is bullshit because nobody is that insecure.

>>720556772
Don't justify it by talking to his bitch, And in all fairness she isn't doing anything wrong in this he is.

Just fucking slap him, Sounds like a cunt anyway, Why do people justify hanging around people who are utter cunts I never understand it.

>>720556537
wow what a fuckin liar you are
I hope someone sterilizes you for being such a shitty liar
and in text
for christ's sake, you had time before posting that to make it sound believable,
it's not like you said it out loud and had to come up with this shit on the spot.
Holy fucking shit, kill yourself.

>>720556852
HA
no I think we can expect things like that

I've been sitting around playing space oddity and sister morphine on my new washburn for the past 2 days because i'm drunk and bored as hell. one of my doggos just died so it really sucks around here about now.

is that so bad?

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i desperately want to fuck my ex to spite her new bf just to show him i still get her hot

weve been apart for over 2 years but she still sends nudes from time to time which i screenshot and asks to see my cock

>>720556890
I'll probably won't fuck her but I'll definitely break them up. Either way it's too late to stop it as they've been arguing a lot recently. I haven't hung out with them in around 2 months but I'm sure my name has to have come up since I last spoke with her around 2 weeks ago

>>720557220
well hell, i'd nail that big ass. send her this way if needed

>>720557220
You probably should, but afterwards let the guy know. Nobody deserves to be in a relationship with a girl like that. Unless he's a total cunt.

My gf and i slept together last night..She was tired so we didn't had sex...But this morning she's still not interested...

>>720557229
>I'll probably won't fuck her

goddamn man, you've gone this far. fuck her and let him smell the glove

>>720556720
>so
you mean and. they are 2 independent variables, one doesnt affect the other

>>720554609
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>720557413
>But this morning she's still not interested

are you married? it sounds like you are married. i sucked my wife off last night and she came buckets, but when it was time for mine, crickets......

>>720557488
stop
Posting this makes you look like the biggest of biggest newfags, don't care if you've used the sight over a month now

>>720557461
Read the sentence above that. One is stating to use condoms over bc, and the other is stating they're using bc because of condoms the condoms.

>>720557488
stop
Posting this makes you look like the biggest of biggest newfags, don't care if you've used the site over a month now

>>720557565
>>720557580
oops

>>720557488
>>720557488 #
stop
Posting this makes you look like the biggest of biggest newfags, don't care if you've used the sight over a month now

>>720557663
>stop
>Posting this makes you look like the biggest of biggest newfags, don't care if you've used the sight over a month now
>>720557580
>>720557565
stop
Posting this makes you look like the biggest of biggest newfags, don't care if you've used the sight over a month now

>>720557567
no where does it say her using condoms made her get on bc. It says in addition to bc, she also uses condoms.

So bit of a story, of a secret I’ve known for a 15/16years now. I lived in a shitty mining town in Yorkshire, Everyone knows everyone and everyone is somehow related like inbreds. Just to give a little backstory, Guy and A let call him Barry is extremely fucking violent and dangerous, and Mick is very fucking dangerous and slightly mental.
>Out one night on the piss when I was 17/18.
>Drunk staggering home, not wrecked just had a skin ful
>Hears something behind pizza place like a women upset
>hmmmm don’t want any of this shit but can’t leave have to check it out
>peers round corner, Barry had a lass up against the wall rattling the fuck out of her. WOAH
>I’m get out of here pretty fucking sharpish.
>Barry: “Oi cunt come here”
>Fuck, FUCK!!! Before I think about running I’m thrown straight into the alley.
>See lass, FUCK it’s Mick’s long standing wife. Barry is rattling Micks wife, Shit.
>Seriously I could end up in hospital here or worse dead, IF this shit got out it would literally cause murders.
>I’m about to get my head kicked in, ME: Wait!!!! Listen to me!!!!
>I some how explain he can kick the fuck out of me and put me in hospital but there will be a shit tone of questions, If he can let me prove it I’ll never ever tell anyone. The only people who know are use 3 Mick’s wife isn’t going to say shit, You barry want’s a easy life and I prefer my Jaw attached to my face, If we just walk away leave it now I’ll never say anything he knows where I live.
>BRACE FOR PUNCH
> BARRY: OK. Now fuck off
> Holy shit I’ve just avoided a terrible fucking situation.

(Cont?)

>stop
Posting this makes you look like the biggest of biggest newfags, don't care if you've used the sight over a month now

>>720557701
>>720557663
>>720557633
>>720557580
>>720557565
stop
Posting this makes you look like the biggest of biggest newfags, don't care if you've used the sight over a month now

>stop
>Posting this makes you look like th>e biggest of biggest newfags, don'>t care if you've used the sight over a month now

>>720557753
>(Cont?)
well hell, i guess. i got nothing else to do since i've been up all night. you tell me one and i'll tell you one

When my nieces stay at my house I sometimes let them shower with me if they want to. Have quite a few times. I dont molester them or anything

>>720557377
>>720557396
maybe i should, but we dont get along well (her and i) i dont see how that would benefit anyone except her getting all the attention she wants

>>720558007
and me getting my dick wet through unsavoury acts

>>720557748
>Don't give young girls bc, give them condoms instead
As in, instead of using bc, use condoms. Anon stated, in retaliation to her using condoms and not using bc, was that she is already using condoms, Therefore, the use of condoms were noted as a reason bc was suggested, and had condoms not been already in use then perhaps they would have suggested those.
Please note the paraphrasing used in my greentext to highlight the point the other Anon was making, it might be what you're confused by.

>>720557753
>Any way I be smart and keep my mouth shut. 9 months pass by, Micks Mrs has baby… Hmmm
>Shit going about how kids doesn’t look like Mick, I’ll keep that shit shut don’t say a word
>5 years go buy say in pub garden, See Micks Mrs 5 year old kid, Looks intensely like Barry (Has big curly hair) Fuck that’s Barrys kids. Do math in my head it all works out. FUCK. Micks Mrs looks at me with a look that pretty much confirms it.
>Mouth zipped. Barry actually grabs me one day to confirm what I knew and to remind me to keep my mouth shut.
>Years pass I move away get settled with wife n shit,
Last week I’m in old town catch up with my bro and idle gossip of the town. Turns out there’s a big massive arguments because Micks and his Mr’s 15 years old son is dating Barrys 16 year old daughter of his long suffering wife…..And she’s pregnant.
They’re literally having an inbred child and have no idea there step brother and sister.

Laugh my tits of at it tbh and told my brother the whole story, Because fuck it it's 15 years ago now. Shits got out, Shits go out bad. Mick has killed Barry. Mick has killed wife, Mick has killed self.
I’m feeling very bad now that this shit got out because I opened my mouth, 3 peoples are dead and lives are ruined. It’s really fucking playing on my head.

>>720554609
Everyone thinks I have it together.
But the reality is, I'm one step close to losing it all.
I have a massive binge drinking problem, and I'm tired of constantly supporting people.

>>720558278
Lol what Town is this? There's gotta be some news articles on the double murder suicide.

>>720558007
>i dont see how that would benefit anyone except her getting all the attention she wants

well, you do have a point there.

>>720558007
If you aren't ignoring her entirely, she's getting the attention she deserves. You could just let her bf know she's a scumbag, you'll be spiting him and fucking her in a less pleasant way. Then just avoid talking to them after that.

>>720556232
Eww

>>720556537
Terrible lie

>>720554609

I continued to date a girl for 3 months even though I knew she was cheating on me. I caught her multiple times and each time she said she'd never do it again, yet I still would be with her because I had no other dating options. I fucking hated her for it, but I guess being cheated on was better than being lonely I guess. I forgave her way too easily each time when I should've dumped her the first time

>>720558418

Yeah I'll just give you that right now....

just a story, i'm bored so here it is....

there used to be a thing called Springfest in Charlotte, NC, USA.

it was a 3 day party in the uptown streets of Charlotte, they

literally closed the city and had a party for 3 days.

so i used to get a room at the marriott hotel and make a real party

of it, big time. so one of my stupid friends decided that he was a

crackhead. i got to the room a bit late and they had smoked up all

the coke that i had intended to snort. ok, no big deal. but he

had this crack head bitch with him. somehow, they ended up using

my ATM card to cut the shit and then guess what? yeah, you guessed

it.

the next day i found that my card was gone. i called him and told

him to bring my fucking ATM card back and that if $.01 was gone off

it, i was going to throw him out of the window of my hotel room. i

was up about 600 feet at the time. they had me up on the 2nd to

the top floor with all the bands because i had hair down to my

waist at the time, so they just assumed i was one of the

performers.

so he comes over, shaking like a leaf, my card is there and it's untouched. good for him. we got along well after that.

we went to the bar that day afterwards. there was an old fag about 65 sitting at the bar beside us. i said one of my best of all time lines.

"there's nothing sadder than an old queen"

the fucking bar erupted, even he laughed. rimshot

>>720558264
it's just an opinion that she shouldnt be on bc and just use condoms. The fact she is having sex dictates that uses both, bc and condoms have no correlation to each other. She uses both and there is nothing wrong about it. you are clearly the one who is confused.

>>720555046
Man the harpoons!

My GF loves it when I hit her in the face during sex. It started with ass slapping then tit bites (I mean to the point of drawing blood). A few months ago I started grabbing handfuls of hair and applying pressure- she never said stop. Sometimes she cries. The other day I tried choking her and she came all over the place. Then I started slapping- which evolved into punches in the face. I don't know if I'm the luckiest guy in the world or not.

>>720558658
i love the fact that a 12 year old girl is getting it slammed into her never even comes up as a topic here. it's just "rubbers or no rubbers". what about the fact that a child is getting the meat layed to her. is that not an issue here? strange

>>720558778
She blows!

>>720554609
Muhammed” received just 180 hours (22 days) of community service last year after he was prosecuted for attacking and brutally raping a 12 year old girl. Aged 18 at the time of his conviction, now the rapist’s friends and family are exacting revenge upon his victim, prolonging her trauma.

Now 13, ‘Ida’ has told local Swedish paper Sundsvalls Tidning about her most recent ordeal. Two brothers of the rapist go to her school, from which she has had to be withdrawn. Now five or six times she has been attacked by the men and their friends in public, at the local shops and around the neighbourhood.

The most serious attack took place on March 24th, when she was discovered at a bus stop by the brothers. One of them pushed her down, while the other punched her in the mouth. Upon seeing the mother of the boys approaching, Ida told the paper: “I thought she would stop them. But she kicked me”.

The young girl was admitted to hospital with a head injury and two loose teeth. The police have been notified, but in defiance of the report the girl has been told she will be beaten six more times.

Now she says “I dare not go outside”, because friends of her rapist will telephone the brothers if they see her in town.

Speaking to the local paper, the chief of local police has urged the girl to get in touch “as soon as something happens”. He also suggests “it’s good to keep a diary” of incidents should the events ever go to trial.

Ida had only turned 12 in the same month she was lured back to ‘Muhammed’s’ flat under false pretences for the first attack. When he had her alone, the man tore off her clothes and held his hand over her mouth while he raped her. A FriaTider report from the time states as he raped the young girl, he repeatedly told her “black dick is expensive”.

The attack left the girl “bleeding heavily” and with psychological problems. ‘

>>720558844
it's subjective if her having sex is good or bad. At least she is being smart about it. you probably think pre-marital sex, especially before age 18, is the worst threaten humanity ever. it's 2017, not 1700.

>>720559140
>She blows!
does she now? well well, this may be interesting

>>720559261
Go fuck yourself, Axlerod

>>720559312
lol u mad.

>>720558658
Anon A says he gets young girl on bc.
Anon B says to use condoms instead because bc is harmful to young girls
Anon A says condoms are already in use, so he told her to use bc as well.
Anon B says her using condoms as well doesn't matter, bc is bad for her
Anon A says that her using condoms does matter
I state that the use of condoms doesn't matter if the point is that bc is bad for her
You claim my use of 'so' is wrong as there is no connection between using both

Here I am now explaining the connection I made isn't determined by the use of them together, but the previous Anons discussing using one and not the other. I'm not stating anything other than why Anon A mentioning the use of condoms had no actual relevance to her using bc, the 'so' being part of my paraphrasing for the point of mockery.
In other words, your correction was frivolous, as is this discussion.

>>720558844
If a kid wants to fuck, they're gonna fuck. Better off educating them about it and making sure they do it in a way that doesn't fuck them up any more. You can only shelter them for so long.

>>720559261
>you probably think pre-marital sex, especially before age 18, is the worst threaten humanity ever

1. you're a fucking moron. you don't know what the hell i think.
2. she's 12. people can't make informed decisions at that age. that's why 18 is considered adult. and even that is iffy. i can say i was a fucking idiot at 18. i made some stupid decisions in my 20s and 30s. so 12 just ain't it, pal

>>720559389
>If a kid wants to fuck, they're gonna fuck. Better off educating them about it and making sure they do it in a way that doesn't fuck them up any more. You can only shelter them for so long.

we can use that to excuse any behavior. pick one, it fits. literally anything. "oh, they are going to do it, so we might as well let them do it"

>>720559352
Nah just bored

>>720559437
lol, arbitrary ages are arbitrary, and not everyone is retarded as you are

i am a 22 yo virgin male.

>>720559140
Just kidding, love the big girls... they'll do anything in bed.

>>720556510
The vast indifference of /b/ is the same as the indifference of the universe. We all suffer and die. It means nothing.

Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

>Be me, 13 or so, cannot remember
>Be a massive horror movie fan
>Watch lots of movies about abandoned houses
>Friend of mine who is also interrested in it tells me he knows off an abandoned house in our city
>fast forward to the house one night
>Everything is dark and scary, the place smells pretty bad of rot on some places
>Enter a hallway, and see electric light on the end coming from one of the rooms (door broken down, laying on the floor)
>We are scared shitless that it's some drug junkie, but we decide to peek in
>badidea.jpg
>We see naked man kneeling on the floor in large pentagram, with his head on the floor, facing the wall with naked woman, which looks pretty dead
>Run the fuck out of there
Never found out what happened there, was too scared to tell anyone, and my friend agreed we will keep it secret.
Needless to say, I'm now 22 and I never went in such place again

>>720559619
>not everyone is retarded as you are
oh, so now i'm retarded because i don't agree with everything you espouse. my, how open minded you are. and how you accept diverse opinions, ohhh, i'm so shaken to my core by your acceptance of anything that disagrees with your mindset. isn't that what you preach? so liberal

>>720559779
greentext?

>>720559750
>We all suffer and die
this guy gets it. we are, then we aren't. that's basically it

>>720558595
West Yorkshire?

>>720554609
I'm your dad

>>720559798
you said it yourself you cant make good decisions even in adulthood. you're assuming everyone is incapable of making decisions regardless of age. would you argue it is bad for sexually active females to use condoms and bc?

>>720554609
learn fucking story telling
"so I'm fucking my sister bare"
and the punch line is
"and I started fucking her condom on"
how fucking retarded can you be?
"YEAAHH, WE USED CONDOMS! WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THAT, HUH?"

>>720559562
And most other activities aren't treated similarly. Sexual exploration happens at all different ages. If it's something people have done for generations, the only way you can handle it is by educating them about the risks, and helping them avoid those risks. Don't let them make uninformed decisions. You can't just tell them 'No, you aren't supposed to do that until you're at the legal age', because if they want to do it then that doesn't mean shit. You can tell them 'you're too stupid to understand how stupid you are', but good luck if you think that will work. You can't stop everybody from making bad decisions. Do I think it's fucked up for 12 year olds to be having sex? You fucking bet, they're supposed to be playing dumb games at that age. But it's not something that's exclusive to this generation, people are subjected to all sorts of shit at different ages and can decide they want those things earlier. If they're already at that point, somebody didn't raise them properly, or something put them on that track and it could have potentially been avoided. But there they are now, and all you can do is make a shit decision less shit with avoiding any later disasters by giving them information about it.

>>720559856
In the dust of this planet

>>720559816
>I put my penis in her vagina several times per week
>always cum in her
thats pretty much it

>>720560160
Piss poor

>>720554825
lol,
only read the beginning
too obv. fabrication

>>720560244
thanks glad u liekd

>>720560015
no, i didn't say that, you are adding to my statement. i said i had made bad decisions, not that i couldn't make good decisions. and the argument for condoms and b/c is specious to the point of whether a 12 year old is able to make possibly life altering decisions for themselves. that is supposed to be the point of parents. sadly, there are so many of them that are MIA these days.

never meant to get into this on 4channel,, i was busy hackering. but WTF, i got nothing else to do but drink

My father got a girlfriend pregnant who was the same age as me 23 . I meet her at a bar a year later and fucked her while my half brother slept in the other room

>>720560097

Or you could just tell them that it's illegal and that the male in the situation will end up as a registered sex offender.

Because, you know - feminism proclaims that females are weaker minded and more fragile than men, so in any sexual situation, the guy must take responsibility.

>>720559948
Said enough, Not saying anymore.

I love to sniff my moms sweaty gym panties.
My mom have kind of a routine every weekday after work she goes to the gym.
Comes home sheds her gym clothes and drops them on her bed and jumps in the shower
(She has master bedroom so her shower is like 10ft from her bed)
I sneak in after a few to make sure she's in the shower
I'll lay on her bed and jerk it while inhaling her sweaty pussy and ass smells and suck the wetness from them and cum buckets all the while shes a few feet away naked scrubbing her hot body.
Been doing this for years.

>>720559619
No, they aren't arbitrary. Cognitive development, hormonal development, emotional development, all sorts of fucking development happens through childhood and adolescence. Age restrictions are in place because there are certain areas for the general population to be at risk. Some acts are a natural curiosity, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have a negative impact on them. Things like the age of consent are different around the world because of the culture they have, and the way they handle a lot of precautions, but a lot of 1st world countries are more interested in not hindering development, so the ages are often higher.

>>720560015
If you're bringing up that point again in that context, you're really showing how you still don't understand what I was saying. As far as I'm aware, nobody has mentioned using condoms and birth control together is a bad thing.

>>720560319
>Because, you know - feminism proclaims that females are weaker minded and more fragile than men, so in any sexual situation, the guy must take responsibility.

yeah. i remember the time when a 15 year old boy got charged with stat rape for fucking a 15 year old girl. now that is some fucked up shit.

>>720554609
My father got a girl pregnant, she was the same age as me 23 . a year later I fucked her while my half brother slept in the other room .

Pics or it didn't happen

wait a minute, what the hell was this thread about to start with? oh yeah, secrets.

my wife's kid is like 27 now. i'd like to fuck her right up the ass. i've been watching that ass for years, since she was about 19. i'd grease her up and drill her right up that shit shoot in a fuckin minute. ohh hell, the greasy ass pounding she would take.

well you said secrets

>>720560319
Age difference and the situation in which it happens becomes a massive factor. Two kids under the age of consent fucking doesn't put one in deeper shit than the other without some outside information. And women fucking children isn't accepted.
The thing is, a parent can intervene, or a girl can change their mind, and the guy can easily face serious charges, and it is taken more seriously than if the genders were flipped, mostly because it happens more. It doesn't really matter what feminists think though, not unless the jury is full of them.

>>720555046
So tell her when she is awake. She will probably let you.

i had a 12yo gf when i was 25.

it was alright.

>>720555366
How and can we see them, too?

>>720555053

We saw your other thread. Tits pls?

>>720560816
>Age difference and the situation in which it happens becomes a massive factor

this is true. my kid didn't understand why her mother and i could be 6 years different in age and it was not the same as her 15 year old ass fucking a 24 year old ex con. talk about not being able to make smart decisions at age, that was the poster child for it.

>>720560866
>i had a 12yo gf when i was 25.
you're a pedo

>>720558307

I'm one step closer to the edge, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!

>>720560381
Pics of mom?

>>720557413
Tell ger that you would like her to fulfill your needs and ask for a blowjob or a handjob. Let her know that it's OK to say "no." There is nothing wrong with asking for what you want. If she says that she feels guilty or obligated abd it makes her feel bad, reminfd her that you said it was OK to decline and tell her you are just asking for what you want. If not fulfilling your needs becomes a pattern end the relationship. (I was with a girl who didn't fulfill my needs on the regular and comlained anout feeling guilty, to boot. I wish I would have ended it.)

>>720555582
That's on him, not you.

>>720559619

If a 3yo wants to fuck, it's cool. Ages are arbitrary. Every preschooler I ever stuck my dick in enjoyed it and it was consensual. Ages are arbitrary.

>>720561314
>Let her know that it's OK to say "no."
first mistake. it's not ok to say no. if you are in a committed relationship, you do anything for your partner. even if my wife don't like to suck dick, she still does, just not very well. then i eat her pussy until she screams, so it's all good.

>>720557496
Tell her that it bothers you and ask her to return the favor.

>>720559792

we saw you

>>720558307
Get help. The bottle can't help you. You have my permission to lose it, so that this happens.

>>720557997
If you are an adult male, this is not normal and they will tell an adult. Please stop.

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Im secretly in lust of my daughter i find her so hot and want to fuck her, puc is hidden cam of her in bath

>>720561505
yeah, that don't fucking work. i get lousy "i don't really want to do this" blowjobs. ah, marriage, but it beats the alternative, dying alone.. goddamn my ankle hurts, leg has been broke twice. fuck, i need another drink

>>720558559
No. Staying with someone who mistreats you means that you don't have self-respect. If you think this is victim-blaming, then you are not a victim once it happens more than once.She cheats, you don't break up, that tells her it's OK. Date an ugly girl or a fat chick. They won't cheat and will love you back.

>>720561638
>Im secretly in lust of my daughter
i think i could probably fuck your daughter pretty hard. i'd slam it into her like a rocket. looks like she's jerking off in that pic, you think?

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

>>720558814
As long as it's consensual, there is nothing wrong with this. If it gets you off, too, more power to you.

>>720561853
don't make me post a john

>>720559626
You are still young. If your virginity is a burden, hire a sex worker. It is incredibly hard for most guys to get laid. No shame in paying for it.

sometimes fap to illegal things

>>720561832
She was definitely fingering herself in that pic

>>720561962
>It is incredibly hard for most guys to get laid

uh, no it's not. if i wasn't so damn picky i'd get it every day. speak for yourself pal

My cousin and I used to suck each others dicks when we were 12/13 something around there. It started with just touching then moved to sucking and eventually a bit of ass fucking. Im 27 now and still miss it

>>720560319
I used to tell myself that I hated feminism, too. Then I realized that I actually harbor very strong negative emotions toward women. That's OK. Women are human and do shitty things, too. Feminism makes it hard to talk about those things without coming across as "part of the problem." Just admit your feelings and deal with them. It's actually OK to hate women, but it's important to love them, too.

>>720561638

And it is similat to... :D

2jguMHj on bitly

ROTFL

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>>720561832

>>720558654
This story gave me cancer.

>>720562016
thought so, couldn't see the face but i'm guessing it might have been an O face.

what are you doing with snaps of your kid in the bath? just curious, that's seems a bit out there, but hey, whatever floats your boat. as i said, from what i can see, she's cute as hell, i'd give her a roundabout

>>720560381
I think you should do this to someone else's mom after asking for permission.

>>720561500
Have fun in jail.

>>720562207
damn that's pretty sweet. think she'd let me suck her off? i eat pussy like a fucking machine, she might like me

I fantasize about watching my wife fuck and suck other guys i really want her to know but can bring myself to tell her

>>720555660
You know the rules. Tits.

>>720562238
Just an obsession that cane after her mum dued started with her cuddking in bed with me have never done anything but vid of her fingering herself gets me iff

>>720562374
>Have fun in jail.

i don't get it. this is my wife and we do this consensually. WTF? did you respond to the wrong post? just don't get it

>>720560760
That's pretty disrespectful to your wife. And as secrets go, that's just a fantasy. I fantasize about fucking my wife's best friend up the ass all the time. It's pretty tame and normal. She is my friend, too, and I value our friendship too much to let it be anything more than a fantasy. Plus, I loce my wife and it would destroy the best friend's marriage. Dude, you are normal. Have a good fap and let it go.

>>720559750
We can ease each others suffering. That is how you find meaning, you nihilistfag.

>>720562460
how about watching her suck off a big, fat coal black nigger cock. ever think about that? just seeing it slide to the back of her throat then break her throat and down her esophagus. just sayin.....

>>720555582

Says a lot about his parenting skills. Who's the real loser?

>>720562051
Well, if I wasn't a manlet, my real name would be Chad Thundercock. And if I wasn't shitposting on /b/, I'd be at the center of an orgy with ten perfect 10s. So there.

>>720562552
>Have a good fap and let it go.

well, yes, that's the point. it's not something i'm going to do. not disrespectful to my wife. she wants to fuck Seth Rollins. i don't give a shit. if she ever meets him in person, she's got a hall pass. same as if i meet Rashida Jones in person. like either of these is ever going to happen. but if it did, i wouldn't get a case of the red ass about it. christ, if you got a chance to fuck your dream date, hell i say go for it. she's going to be back in my bed the next day. big fucking deal

>>720561644
Then you sit down and have a serious conversation about how she isn't meeting your needs. If this leaves you unfulfilled and it's important to you, you can ask your wife to open the marriage, ask her to go to counseling (it won't work unless she wants to, though), or pursue divorce. You don't have to be frustrated. You deserve to be happy. Marriedanon here, too. My wife hates morning sex, but I will ask her fir some release soon, Don't be afraid to ask for what you want. When you don't get it, tell your partner how it makes you feel and work with her. If you give her love and support, then it is fair to expect love and support in return. That includes erotic love.

>I was working room service in a $1,000 a night hotel.
>Dan Marino is staying.
>calls room service and orders a bowl of clam chowder
>"right away sir"
>get to the top floor. Realize I forgot a soup spoon.
>fuck
>pop into the bus room by the back-of-house elevator
>about 10 dirty trays the Mexicans haven't brought down yet
>dirty soup spoon covered with dried cheese and crusty onions from French onion soup
>scrape the crust off with a knife
>wipe it clean on my pants
>knock knock "room service"
>thanks for the tip Mr. Marino. Please let me know if you need anything else

>>720560060

It doesn't have a good punchline because it's the events of my life. The point of my story isn't that we started using condoms, but that the condoms were given to us by one or both of our parents, that my secret is how strange the world looks when your family has vastly different views than other families when it comes to sex, and how whatever intentions they had for raising us the way they did, they've distanced us from the rest of society by burdening us with a secret we can never share.

>>720563063
oh, buddy. you misread this completely. i'm more than happy i'm fucking ecstatic in my marriage. my wife drinks with me, she shoots with me, she runs my GSD with me, she's basically me with a pussy. she just don't like to suck dick. well, neither do i, so i let it slide. i can eat enough pussy for the both of us. i love her more than i can even describe. she covers my ass and makes money for me. she is the best thing since sliced bread. i would praise her more but my fingers are tired. she is soooo fucking cool.

>>720563356
i'm gonna tell him, see if he remembers you

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>>720554609
I hate the fact I'm almost blind.

People who don't know me too well just know that I wear glasses, I've worn glasses for as long as I remember since I was around 2.
My parents noticed something was wrong with me that I started bumping my head on things and not walking in a straight line towards them.

It turns out, I was born with a sight impediment caused by my mother taking certain medication during the time she was pregnant with me, so she wouldn't miscarry. I'm 18 now and I feel terrible about the fact that my prescription seems to keep getting worse and worse as the months progress. My left eye is a lot worse than my right and all I can make out in that one is just a vague outline of objects and what colours they are just like in pic related. I can't see the numbers on a clock, or the hands -- only blurry colours. My right eye is better that when I close my left eye I can make out large text. But this is depressing to me that I used to be able to read almost all text in right eye.

Every morning when I wake up, I have blurred vision and tears that won't go away no matter how much I rub away at them. I think to myself, will sometimes the blurriness not go away? Will there be a day that even glasses won't help me anymore?

I hate that when people ask to look through my glasses they freak out and say "Woah, I can't see a thing!" It's even worse when people around me who wear glasses say, "Yeah, my vision is really bad" but then they put on my glasses and say "Oh my gosh, you must be really blind".

I hate it so much but I don't know how to improve it. I'm in college now and my courses require me to sit in front of the computer a lot for studying purposes. I also have no friends in real life so I play on the PC. Sometimes, I think of killing myself because I don't want my vision to get worse.

well, i'm out of vodka. i've got a glass of red wine from last night in my left hand, and a camadian nist and sundrop in my right hand i just made. what to do, what to do.

>>720563709
>not walking in a straight line towards them

walking at them sideways like a dog?

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>>720563847
No, kind of like walking towards someone when you're drunk and cops make you walk along a straight line. Also, my parents had their arms open to hug me and wanted me to walk towards them but I just ended up walking to the right of them or something.

>>720563847
Pretty sure he means he wasn't walking in a straight line towards them.

>>720554609
i want a female sexual slave to hurt and use for sex

>>720563709
i'm 20/400 and that's fucking bad, but i can still see. my whole generation, me and my 2 sisters have terrible eyesight. hate it for you, life sucks and then you die. don't rush it.

My goatee is so long, sometimes I get syrup in it when I eat French toast sticks.
I usually braid it before I go on stage tho.

>>720563980
>cops make you walk along a straight line

i hate that, it's such bullshit. i can't walk a straight line like that sober. they give you tests designed to fail so they can drag in anyone they want to. like the "recite the alphabet backwards" test. who the hell can do that? the cops practice it so you look drunk for not being able to do it. seriously, who the hell knows the alphabet backwards? such bullshit

>>720564230

>who the hell knows the alphabet backwards?

I do.

But to be fair, I have practiced it for years for the very reason(s) you mentioned.

I still slow down around K J I H but I can get it all out in less than 10 seconds.

>>720564338

Also, I have never had a cop ask me to do that. The one time I ever even got a breathalyzer was when I flipped my car over back in 1995.

>>720564338
well good for you, i hope you can avoid a DUI someday. but seriously, if you accomplish that, they will just give you some other test that is designed to fail and you'll be hauled in with the rest of them. it's a money machine, that's all it is

>>720564490

If you fail a field test, they give you a breathalyzer. If you fail that, it's not because "tests are designed to fail" it's because you're intoxicated.

I don't know what state you're in where they give you a field test but no breathalyzer.

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>>720563997
yes that's what I meant
>>720564059
I feel for you man, it's really horrible at times. Like I said, sometimes it's so bad I even feel suicidal. I would never want to live blind, what a terrible life. I wish science progresses and they'll find a cure for blindness or strong sight impediments like ours.
>>720564230
well I've never had it done to me but I've heard of it happening. I don't drive yet myself or get to the point where I'm really drunk and outside of the house.
>>720564338
Impressive, I don't even know it if I give it a lot of thought. Then again, I'm slightly dyslexic.

>>720564541
you don't get a breathalyzer here until you are under arrest and at the jail. seriously, this is the only crime on the books where the only thing you need to be arrested for is "the cop thinks you are drunk".

what other arrest can be made just because "the cop thinks". probable cause is the buzz of the day, but that don't apply here, it's just anything the cop wants to think. i had a bitch arrest me once and lie like a goddamn rug just to make the arrest stick. she had been busted multiple times for bad arrests and she was about to get fired for it. i got to court and my lawyer ripped her a new one. the judge stopped the trial to save her ass. scumbags all stick together.

when i had to resit a missed exam in a room alone i had a glorious idea:
i started to masturbate in this small and lonely room in school and jizzed in one of the language books, closed it with one of my biggest loads i have ever produced and finished the exam. about 3 weeks later the book landed in an 8th grade and caused way more outrage than expected. I was never even questioned about it tho.
but the thought of some kid opening the book up seeing my dried out cum sticking multiple pages together makes me laugh every time i think of it. we also talked about the issue in class and everyone was just saying how despicable that act was and that they can't imagine someone just doing that for fun.
get fucked suckers
its not even a big thing, but the fact that it got played up so much is just great
school was great
good times

>>720564841

Again, what fucking state are you in? I had a breathalyzer on the side of the road when I flipped my car. But I passed it because I wasn't drunk, just 18 and stupid. I'm in VA, btw.

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>>720564856
wat
kek

>>720562207
where the hell did this guy go? i want to see more of his little girl jacking that sweet little muff

>>720564982
i was in NC then, fucking charlotte city asshole cops

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I dumpster dive for panties, bras, sex toys, etc. On the side you find a lot of electronics (my entire computer setup I found dumpster diving), books, clothes, and other useful things. Pic related, my panty collection minus 30 or so I haven't cleaned yet.

>>720565147
About 320 pairs there.

So I'm thinking aboit opting out if the whole dating thing (despite the fact that I would like to have a family.) I'm a manlet (5'4"),Have a small dick (3" to 4"). Am unattractive, and social inept. I have no traits to pass on (intelligence, creativity etc.) So yeah wizardry here I come

>>720565147
do you chew on them, are they crunchy hehehehe

>>720557496
Just moved in...I know she's Just tired..I Just wanted sex and that she would show interested before i do..

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I'm 18 and I already have greying hair. Could it be all the stress?

>>720565282
don't fall out so fast. i had a buddy of mine, he was 5'4" also, but he became a crackhead and got into a lot of fights, he got his leg totally crushed in a fight and then had a wreck, destroyed his truck. then he tried to fight a really big guy when i wasn't there to cover for him, he got the shit beat o......wait, this was supposed to be.....no, nevermind. ignore what i said.

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>>720565282
feels bad man
but yes you should probably not reproduce
If i was in your shoes id probably take all my money and use it for weed and hookers and then just end myself
dont worry anon, we are all the same after death

>>720565284
No, its not the fact that they were "used" by girls/women, its the fact that they were owned and were such an intimate belonging to them. Ill get in a good sniff if they are decently clean at first, but everything gets inspected (anything with holes or major stains or aren't that interesting get tossed), cleaned thoroughly, and then stored. I find the scent from bras much more appealing and are usually only thrown out in bags of clothing so they are clean enough, but they get tossed when i lose interest in them. Ive probably had close to 100 bras and 750 pairs of panties in my collection at once.

I accidentally hit some kid that was crossing the street with my truck on my from a friends house in Oklahoma at night. I got scared and drove off. Next morning it was on the news, the kid was found dead in street. Never told anyone.

>>720555046
Ew

>>720565572
show the news article?

>>720565454
i've had a long grey streak in my hair since i was in my early 20s. i wear my hair long so it's a really long streak. i wouldn't worry, mine looks cool as hell

>>720555421
Shes 12, you fucking dipshit.

>>720565572
did you suffer a trauma?
did investigations ever reach you?
what did you do right after?

>>720555421
Horrible uncle you are

>>720565633
thanks man, makes me feel better. Did you every consider dyeing it or something?

>>720565565
you're a sick puppy, but i like you. bonus points for knowing that bras smell good. give em hell harry

>>720565572
>Never told anyone
you just did dumbass

>>720565530
Thanks for... trying
>>720565544
Yeah, I'm not into the whole drug thing

>>720565805
Its not like he's fucking giving us his name and adress though fuckwad

>>720565719
>Did you every consider dyeing it or something?

fuck no, it looks cool as hell. i'm a rock star so this fits right in. the fucking women love it. they love to braid my hair and just play with it in general

>>720565454
could be stress or genetics, If you had a lot of stress recently probably stress

>>720565805
>>720565622
get out
>>720565825
what do you mean you are not into the whole drug thing? You obviously have holes in your life to fill. Weed is great. Fuck. even MDMA, Speed and LSD can be amazing
or do you want to prove that you are a good boy to people that dont care about you?

>>720565896
then that's awesome! have any photos you'd like to share? and I have my hair out long too btw

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I drugged and raped my sister on NYE

>>720565763
What can I say? I've had a panty fetish for as long as I can remember but I only ever had access to my mothers and brothers' girlfriend's underwear. It came to me on campus one day when I saw a lightly worn thong hanging from a tree and it hit me that women will throw out clothing that has hardly been worn. I don't use them or cum in them I just like having them. The styles and fabrics are just so amazing to me.

I've never had sex with my gf. She has sex with a few other guys though, in fact she lost her virginity while we were together already. She met my family and we're planning to get married.

>>720565956
yes I've had a lot of stress recently and my dad has grey hair too but it doesn't really count since he's 52, don't know when he first started having greying hair

>>720565622
http://kfor.com/2016/12/29/boy-struck-killed-while-walking-across-tulsa-highway/

>>720566037
GR8 B8 M8

When I was 16 I went on a trip with my parents and my 14 year old sister. My sister and I shared a room a twin bed. I went to bed extremely horny and she seemed to be sleeping. I decided to carefully touch her ass. I turned me on so much that I rubbed on our while lightly touching her ass above her panties.

5 minutes after my epic orgasm, she gets up to go to the bathroom. I didn't really grasp the extent of my actions back then. To this day I don't know if she knows what happened that night. We are both grown up and have a pretty poor relationship.

I was around the same age when I was at a small, alcohol fueled party with a few girls. One of the girls was super drunk and I started touching her. She didn't really say 'no', but stuff like 'im so tired, im so drunk'. I kept touching her and eventually we ended up on the floor with my left hand down the back of her pants. Nothing more happened, but word spread that I basically raped a girl. Back then I disagreed, nowadays I don't.

18 years old, class trip. Super horny, as always and I'm lying in bed in my boxers with a huge boner. A hot girl sits down on my bed to chat with the others. I shifted towards her and pushed my boner against her back, thin sheets, boxers and her t-shirt being the only barriers. She noticed and got up rather quickly.

I hope this all still counts as normal, but I doubt it.

>>720565962
>what do you mean you are not into the whole drug thing?

he's into about 1/3 of the drug thing. just enough to get him shaky around the edges. he smells a little fishey and his points are somewhat deflated. but other than that, he's the duke, he's A#1

>>720557220
Post some nudes

>>720565962
>get out
sorry man, I know it's a sensitive subject I was just curious
>>720566062
"a juvenile was struck by several cars and killed while trying to cross a highway in Tulsa."
was it several cars though or just by the original poster's truck?

>>720565572
>http://www(dot)newson6.com/story/33646838/hit-and-run-driver-sought-by-oklahoma-highway-patrol
>?

>>720555046
>whale
Nah, you're alright mate

>>720566113
It's not bait.

At first we had agreed to wait until marriage, but then she cheated on me while we were long distance, and after that she kind of just kept doing it.

>>720565969
well i could take one now but i'm not putting it on /b/

gimme a throwaway email, we'll talk. i'm that same guy with the SSH strat, i've been on here for days without sleep

>>720565662
No trauma on the truck....lifted with 40s...just rolled rt over him.
No investigation, theres no cameras and most people dont remember plate numbers. Tberes also like a million white trucks here

>>720566246
So you're happy being a big sad cuck?

>>720566021
i think this guy may be awesome. just sayin

>>720566349
lucky you
poor kid though
life is strange isn't it
you could have been on death row now

>>720566177
I hit the kid, but he was ran over again since he was laying on the road

>>720566435
Or an asshole the size of texas

>>720563464
Be my guest. Lower never won the big game

>>720566371
Not really but I love her too much to dump her, and also I do get really turned on by it.

>>720566513
definition of a cuck right there

>>720558278
>They’re literally having an inbred child and have no idea there step brother and sister.
*half siblings

Step siblings are not genetically related so it's not inbreeding if they fuck

Half siblings have only one common parent

>>720554609
I'll take things that didn't happen for 500$ Alex

>>720566513
she doesn't care for you, you know that, right? anyone that fucks around on you don't care. i used to fuck around on my first wife. i didn't give a shit about her. it's inherent in the breed

>>720566513
"Love"
Good job faggot, you done fucked up

>>720566435
Yeah. I told my gf my truck was broke down so she would drive me around for a few weeks i was so paranoid.

>>720565975
I see you posted pics, can I get them?

>>720566333
nah it's alright man, you don't need to post it. I don't have a throwaway e-mail either and I wouldn't want other people from /b/ to message me on it. Maybe you should get some sleep man. I'm lurking on these threads a lot too, sometimes I post something. It's nice hearing some support from others about things that I'd be too embarrassed perhaps to talk about other irl
>>720566465
I understand, don't think too hard about it please. It's an honest mistake and you couldn't have done anything to prevent it.

>>720558814
You're living the dream. I married my wife because of that exact reason. It gets us both fucking crazy amped and sex ends up on some next godlike tier

>>720566612
my license has been permanently revoked. my wife has been driving me for 19 years, i just drink and drink, she drives. so fucking cool

>>720566665
Damn son, you were close

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>>720566612
does it still bother you alot?
You know like sleepless nights or other paranoia?
i wouldn't talk about it with a psychiatrist, they can break their silence if society is at risk.

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>>720557565
*Sight

Read a goddamned book you illiterate peon.

>>720566681
I dont care that much, as long as i don't go to jail for it.
Besides, it was some black kid anyways....need to keep them monkeys in north tulsa locked away anyhow

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>>720566770
nice try faggot

This
Is
Amazing
https://youtu.be/5zUp8GeAvhw

>>720566770
Dude..dude..just let them be. They're lost. We can't help them

Once had sex in the missionary position for the soul purpose of procreation, I regret it everyday now.

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>>720566801
black kid? then it's not so bad then

>>720566681
well then trust me. the hair long. don't worry about grey. if you are a performer, then you can get away with it. the women may not tell you to your face, but they will love it behind the scenes. i got away with SO much shit by having waist length hair. people thought i was an american indian because dark brown hair in a pony tail down to my belt.. god the shit i got away with

>>720566729
She didnt question the huge hole in her pants?

>>720566756
No...i was scared at first that someone would track me down by the truck or some csi bs, but never happened.
Honestly, I've felt worse about running over dogs.

>>720558278
Its not your fault its mick, he killed them not you

>>720566133
I don't understand this post could you please reword it

>>720566949
You've run over dogs and we're hearing your nigger stories?! Cut to the chase man

>>720566926
She never saw those again, she had like three extra pantyhoses in her bag

>>720566949
dogs never hurt anyone. i've never seen a person that hasn't done something to deserve whatever came to them

>>720566999
checked.
and no, i can not. it took a hell of a lot just to get it that far.

>>720567030
If you do this again, stretch her ass out for me.

>>720567008
Well, just one time in the lot in front of petsmart

>>720566917
Not a performer, just a student at college. I wish I could make music, I'm constantly thinking of catchy tunes and lyrics off the top of my head now if only I could make something out of that

>>720567148
i'd have shot your fucking ass if you hit my dog in petsmart.

>>720567195
i'm playing space oddity right now. ground control to major tim

>>720567122
Stretched and loose asshole would be very hard to explain tho

I mix a little bit of addictive drug in my food to lure in customers and get repeat customers
I own a restaurant

>>720567224
The dude tied his dog to my rig while he was loading up an aquarium in his car. Didnt know it was there....
He freaked out when i started er up and started hollaring at me but it was too late. Guess the tire caught the leash and just pinned the dog down.

>>720554609
I really want to fuck my first ex-gf which never let me fuck her over 9 months because she was virgin. I fucking waited like a gentleman because I really loved her and gone thru all the bullshit she did. And then she fucking broke up with me. I fucking waited fucking 9 months in the age of 15 in a fucking relationship as horny virgin teenager and she fucking broke up with no reason. I would really love to fuck her and at some point I would stick my dick raw in her ass and fuck her until she would be submissive

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>>720567316
the washy

>>720567508
oh god, that's fucked. that bastard is the one that needs an ass kicking. sorry pal

>>720556537
I kinda
Kinda believe this

>>720567489
Which drug?

>>720561853
wtf ever. Fucking fag. That story is as old as all fuck off.

>>720563709
I guess you can't see yourself an heroing any time soon then?

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> haircut every two weeks
> get it done in a single mothers home
> haircut doesn't take long
> her fucking me for a tip takes only slightly longer
> been doing this for 6mo
> my woman doesn't know
> attached to vanilla spouse
> become diamonds only with filthy whores

Meh.. I can live with this arrangement.
My girl is 160lbs and a 6/10. But the relationship is decent. The hairdresser is 98lbs, tattoed, and has laser hair removal done to her pussy. Live with stable.. Fuck a crazy on the side.

>>720567547
i knew a guy that waited for a virgin and they were like 21 and 22. the bitch broke up with him and then gave the pussy to a fucking beaner. i didn't ever really like the guy, but the way she did him made me hate her, so he became a friend. i swear to god, i hate every person on this earth except my immediate family. if i had a "kill em all" button i'd push that fucker last week. i fucking hate people, they all suck ass and are fucking worthless

>>720555310
Robot cars finally doing something useful.

>>720567652
Yeah plus the real fucked part is when i pulled off of him....jesus. it wasnt like hitting a possom or something, it had all that weight sitting on him and made a god awful mess.
I remember seeing a girl holding a bag of fish crying hysterically...guess she saw the whole thing.

>>720568315
>guess she saw the whole thing
if she was a dog person and saw that, yeah, i can see it would tear her up. it would tear me up. that's why my earlier comment. sorry about that, i didn't know the story

The Illuminati created a biochip with a killswitch to disable the abilities of augmented peopl. Don't ask how I know.

>>720557220
I did that. Totally worth it.
Had no interest in her anymore, but just had to fuck her to show her bf (and her) that I still could. Never spoke to her again.