[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>720538047 The rules

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 201
Thread images: 151

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>720538047

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>
File: Yohane (251).jpg (1MB, 860x1214px) Image search: [Google]
Yohane (251).jpg
1MB, 860x1214px
>>720547567 (louise)
Fair enough. It's not for everyone.

>>720547683
I'm pretty sure everyone here was already gay.
>>
claim
>>
>>720547736
Claiming Eris again
>>
File: Syndra [241].jpg (141KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google]
Syndra [241].jpg
141KB, 500x667px
>>
File: PMiSS_patchouli.jpg (64KB, 391x600px) Image search: [Google]
PMiSS_patchouli.jpg
64KB, 391x600px
>>720547591
Oh, I have a dog, but he's too smol to give off much heat. Blankets and a heater are about my only options. Anywho, I'll get this sorted.

>>720547550
Savant implies some sort of disability in other aspects of mental functioning, and he seems totally fine. I think he's just really, really good at what he does

>>720547683
why did you turn straight?
>>
File: 1465573023352.png (56KB, 1790x293px) Image search: [Google]
1465573023352.png
56KB, 1790x293px
Claim :o
>>720547818
i was straight -_-
>>
File: Captain (47).jpg (377KB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [Google]
Captain (47).jpg
377KB, 1920x1200px
>>720547710
He truly is a madman.
That just reminded me of the old Xiao Xiaos.
>>
File: Yohane (80).png (470KB, 747x596px) Image search: [Google]
Yohane (80).png
470KB, 747x596px
>>720547877
You were just talking about masturbating with another dude for like an hour. That ain't straight yo.
>>
File: IMG_0490.png (504KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0490.png
504KB, 640x1136px
>>720547856
Ah well I'm sure you could find a person for mutual cuddles. I'll wait for it
>>
File: Mai157.png (458KB, 750x615px) Image search: [Google]
Mai157.png
458KB, 750x615px
Can someone post that image of an anxious anime girl gripping a fork? thanks in advance.
>>
File: Captain (73).png (1MB, 1008x1423px) Image search: [Google]
Captain (73).png
1MB, 1008x1423px
>>720547856
I meant more so in the genius meaning of it.
>>
>>720547946
i said was -_-
>>
>>720547818
Mostly big on cardio.
>>
File: TheWonderfulNui (155).png (625KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
TheWonderfulNui (155).png
625KB, 1920x1080px
Claimu
>>
File: Yohane (263).jpg (136KB, 1000x1100px) Image search: [Google]
Yohane (263).jpg
136KB, 1000x1100px
>>720547973
Sorry I have this cute anime girl clutching a thing though. Hope it's good enough.

>>720548108
What was does not matter, now and the future is all that matters.

>>720548135
Proud of you, I hate cardio. I'd rather die lifting than die from running. Rip.
>>
>>720548200
Sure, but it's important! Keeps your heart from exploding.
>>
>>720548200
-___-
>>
File: Cant_stop_the_fish.png (236KB, 749x295px) Image search: [Google]
Cant_stop_the_fish.png
236KB, 749x295px
>>
>>720547973
This one?
>>
>>720547970
Mutual cuddles would be nice, even if it's literally just for warmth. I doubt any of my friends would really be okay with it though.
I'll be done in 20 or so?

>>720548036
Ah, right, that makes a bit more sense. I think it needs to be "idiot savant" to have the mental disability bit
>>
>>720548368
Yes that's it, thanks.
>>
File: Yohane (270).jpg (198KB, 883x1256px) Image search: [Google]
Yohane (270).jpg
198KB, 883x1256px
>>720548255
That's true, I just suck at it, and I feel like lifting is less miserable. I need to do it more.

>>720548265
It's okay to be gay, little text faced poster.

All these people talking about cuddling tonight... Pls
>>
>>720548560
---________---
>>
File: IMG_0478.png (543KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0478.png
543KB, 640x1136px
>>720548481
Well you're pretty nice I'm sure someone would be for that. Same my friends are all like that and I wouldn't suggest it. Alright cool I can't wait to read it
>>
>>720548560
It's okay, I skipped jogging yesterday.
>>
File: 1484441586891.jpg (321KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1484441586891.jpg
321KB, 1920x1080px
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW8US6ICao4

This place is so dull.
>>
File: Yohane (142).png (231KB, 400x590px) Image search: [Google]
Yohane (142).png
231KB, 400x590px
>>720548621
Why the long face?

>>720548689
Yeah, I should probably jog tonight rip. Gym closes in an hour or so, guess I'll go do legs and abs.

Seeya guys, be back in like 2 hours.
>>
>>720548843
because you called me little text faced poster -_-
>>
>>720548843
I believe in you anon
>>
>>720549143
I want to suck out Chara's eyeballs and bite down on the optic nerve.
>>
File: Alice (353).jpg (249KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]
Alice (353).jpg
249KB, 600x800px
>>720548560
Ohayou
>>
Fucking reeee
>>
Why is gay so best?
>>
File: Chara512.png (139KB, 507x796px) Image search: [Google]
Chara512.png
139KB, 507x796px
>>720549268
>
>>
File: IMG_6311.jpg (198KB, 850x1200px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_6311.jpg
198KB, 850x1200px
A sad place that is not about waifusim anymore, but about boring people and drama.
>>
>>720549697
it aint
kill yourself
>>
>>720549925
singles of truth!
>>
>>720549930
how is it not?
>>
>>720549930
wanna erp? :o
>>
>>720549268
Please don't do that to her.
>>
>>720550115
not him but i will
>>
>>720550082
because it is bad
much inferior to straight
which makes it not best
>>
>>720549925
thats what it has been for the past year
>>
File: Patchy1227577.jpg (345KB, 786x1000px) Image search: [Google]
Patchy1227577.jpg
345KB, 786x1000px
>>720548622
Eh, you still have to expose that niceness to someone who would want to, and that's a challenge in and of itself...friends can be dumb sometimes. I think stopping right before the action makes sense, there aren't any real concrete stops until the last couple paragraphs after this. some of it needs to be entirely rewritten, especially in the first paragraph, but this is where it's headed. Link to follow because of the spam filter thing
>>
File: Patchouliknowledgeprofile.png (407KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
Patchouliknowledgeprofile.png
407KB, 640x480px
>>720550211
http://pastebin com/vkChbX5C
>>
>>720550197
enjoy your life with a loud hag then
>>
>>720550115
always up for some enterprise resource planning but i dont have sap access from home :o
>>
>>720550256
implying fags dont drama
nigger you cray :O
>>
File: IMG_0516.png (611KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0516.png
611KB, 640x1136px
>>720550211
Well yeah I don't think I can cuddle with people I know. Guess it's right. Alright cool I'll give it a read
>>
File: IMG_0637.png (453KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0637.png
453KB, 640x1136px
>>720550241
Well I can't open it on my phone. That sucks
>>
>>720550309
Not as much as grills
o:
>>
File: Patchy32431234.png (121KB, 300x310px) Image search: [Google]
Patchy32431234.png
121KB, 300x310px
>>720550618
>>720550618

Oh, huh, I'm the exact opposite. If I don't know the person, it's borderline creepy. Did you put the dot between pastebin and com?
>>
>>720549736
ohai~

>>720550171
What's in it for me?
>>
>>720550631
i appoint you captn cray O:
>>
>>720550174
*walks in to room*
>>720550275
-_-
>>
File: sexy_hinata_by_tony_arts-d87wz46.jpg (131KB, 1024x1325px) Image search: [Google]
sexy_hinata_by_tony_arts-d87wz46.jpg
131KB, 1024x1325px
>>
File: IMG_0499.png (473KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0499.png
473KB, 640x1136px
>>720550733
Well I didn't mean to make it sound like I do it with strangers. I don't do it with anyone. I tried putting a dot yeah
>>
>>720550947
You're a better person!
>>
File: 1460130170094.png (98KB, 212x255px) Image search: [Google]
1460130170094.png
98KB, 212x255px
Someone on 8chn is posting my waifu without my permission
>>
>>720551126
you have a waifu?
>>
>>720551161
I hope this is a joke.
>>
>>720551074
I know I am.
>>
>>720551126
such a meanie -_-
tell him to kill himself
>>
>>720551208
If you don't do it!
>>
File: 648def1924fa4486b9b7e40b1cfbe133.jpg (379KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]
648def1924fa4486b9b7e40b1cfbe133.jpg
379KB, 1200x800px
>>720551071
Oh, yeah, that makes a lot more sense... cuddling is good though! comforting, at least
And weird, I can get it on my phone. Sure you copied the whole thing?
>>
>>720551126
I want her to be the mother of my children
>>
File: Chara499.jpg (10KB, 204x255px) Image search: [Google]
Chara499.jpg
10KB, 204x255px
>>720550947
I'm not here for long
>>
>>720551305
Nothing is going to change after I do it. I will still be perfect.

>>720551384
Why?
>>
>>720551250
done
>>720551369
fuck you
>>
>>720551074
>star of david
kill yourself jew >:o
>>
File: IMG_0482.png (545KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0482.png
545KB, 640x1136px
>>720551345
It was nice but I don't know people so yeah. I am positive I guess I'm just dumb
>>
>>720551028
Am not cray :<
>>720551057
>spread legs
>>
File: Chara366.jpg (131KB, 863x926px) Image search: [Google]
Chara366.jpg
131KB, 863x926px
>>720551427
Monthly family meeting with lunch

And you're not perfect
>>
>>720551427
nah, you are a bad person, worse if you do it. Irredeemable if you do.
>>
>>720551464
no need to be mean -_-
>>720551538
>shoots self
>>
File: WINtergreen.jpg (224KB, 1000x938px) Image search: [Google]
WINtergreen.jpg
224KB, 1000x938px
A haiku:

Late-night is boring
So I guess I'll just wait here
'Til my laundry's done
>>
File: satan_goat.jpg (20KB, 375x396px) Image search: [Google]
satan_goat.jpg
20KB, 375x396px
>>720551487
>>
File: ezgif.com-57679fc949.gif (2MB, 300x200px) Image search: [Google]
ezgif.com-57679fc949.gif
2MB, 300x200px
>>720551545
I am perfect. How is your family?

>>720551575
Those don't apply to me.
>>
>>720551464
did it work?

>>720551538
you cray-cray :o

>>720551659
obviously jews pray to moloch -_-
but that does not make them not jewish
>>
File: Chara353.jpg (39KB, 407x634px) Image search: [Google]
Chara353.jpg
39KB, 407x634px
>>720551646
A winner!
Sup?

>>720551668
No, Louise anon is perfect
Family is okay
>>
>>720551589
>cris
>>
>>720551646
your haiku sucks balls
and you are a gay faggot
now go kill yourself
>>
File: The Wins of March.jpg (1MB, 1378x2039px) Image search: [Google]
The Wins of March.jpg
1MB, 1378x2039px
A winner is me, a winner is you.
Things are going excellently, finals are over.
How are things on your end?

And I whole-heartedly agree, Louiseanon is perfect. They seem kind.
>>
>>720551903
Meant for
>>720551777
>>
File: Louise is adorable with a wand.jpg (102KB, 500x492px) Image search: [Google]
Louise is adorable with a wand.jpg
102KB, 500x492px
>>720551668
Why do you post here?
>>720551777
You know, I'd argue, but I can't argue with trips
>>
>>720551777
And how is my Chara?
>>
File: Patchers10231423.png (209KB, 325x524px) Image search: [Google]
Patchers10231423.png
209KB, 325x524px
>>720551497
It *was* nice, so you have cuddled people before?

And oh well, probably something on your phone's end, not a big deal at all.
>>
File: I Owe You Won.jpg (79KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]
I Owe You Won.jpg
79KB, 600x600px
>>720551880
You're not a winner.
Winners don't talk to losers
I won't talk to you

>>720551959
While I'm not bothered by makeup, that is a startling amount on that woman's face.
It's probably not good for her skin.
>>
File: Chara434.jpg (24KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]
Chara434.jpg
24KB, 400x400px
>>720551903
That's because she is perfect

I'm doing fine too, thanks.
Therapy seems finally achievable

>>720551942
Trips confirm you're perfect

>>720551959
I'm doing fine actually, thanks.
I won't be online tomorrow
>>
>>720551769
am not cray cray. gay life is best life. o:
>>
File: IMG_0503.png (557KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0503.png
557KB, 640x1136px
>>720552009
A bit in high school yeah. Haven't since then. Still sucks I wanted to read it. Guess I should wait till it's done
>>
>>720551942
I post for Chara, why else?

>>720552074
Any makeup is not good for skin.

>>720552195
What about mentally, are you okay?
And okay I won't be on tomorrow then either.
>>
>>720552074
but you just did that
your reasoning is bullshit
you are no winner

>>720552200
gay life is most faggot life -_-
>>
why is someone posting 3d
kill me please
>>
>>720552339
the most faggot life is best life tho O:
>>
>>720552195
I don't suppose I can argue with the 777777s I rolled a while ago?
>>720552307
Or you could...not!
>>
File: Easy Win.png (684KB, 992x1403px) Image search: [Google]
Easy Win.png
684KB, 992x1403px
>>720552195
>she is perfect
Dare I say you're cheating on Sono with another pink hair? For shame.
Therapy? Explain.
>>
>>720552397
it aint -_-
consider suicide
>>
File: OSPPatchouli.png (334KB, 402x866px) Image search: [Google]
OSPPatchouli.png
334KB, 402x866px
>>720552302
Aw, that's too bad. with a boyfriend/girlfriend, or just randomly with a friend? you can try the full link, although it might get eaten. Going to try to send it as its own post
>>
File: Chara433.png (527KB, 1000x1200px) Image search: [Google]
Chara433.png
527KB, 1000x1200px
>>720552307
Mentally...? Yes?

>>720552441
You can only argue with rolls in the thread!

>>720552488
Sono left the thread and I made it official with Louisw.
It's a long story with a lot of drama too

Therapy for transsexuality basically
>>
File: sWINsuit.png (212KB, 600x850px) Image search: [Google]
sWINsuit.png
212KB, 600x850px
>>720552586
Sono left the thread?
Bummer. I liked that guy.
>Long story with a lot of drama
I heard.
Also, which way are you transitioning, if you don't mind my asking?
>>
File: ezgif.com-cdd426c478.gif (1MB, 300x200px) Image search: [Google]
ezgif.com-cdd426c478.gif
1MB, 300x200px
>>720552441
What's in it for me? Will you take her place?

>>720552586
Wonderful, I want you at your best when the time comes. So when are you coming to America? Louise and I live very close to each other apparently.
>>
File: IMG_0631.png (536KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0631.png
536KB, 640x1136px
>>720552552
Girlfriend yeah. I probably won't with a friend. I can probably wait don't worry
>>
File: 300px-YTQRPatchouli.png (223KB, 300x400px) Image search: [Google]
300px-YTQRPatchouli.png
223KB, 300x400px
>>720552552
Oh well, it'll be done soon anyway. You have the link if you want to read it at your computer, it's fine either way

>>720552586
when did you/are you starting HRT?
>>
>>720552662
sonokawa felt off to me :o
>>
File: Boruto_uzumaki.png (846KB, 1450x1034px) Image search: [Google]
Boruto_uzumaki.png
846KB, 1450x1034px
My name is burato Uzumaki I dont want to be the hokage. I mean wtf why buruto? Why dont you want to be a great ninja like your father?
>>
File: Chara437.jpg (235KB, 609x1052px) Image search: [Google]
Chara437.jpg
235KB, 609x1052px
>>720552662
Not exactly my best moment in life haha

MtF
Let the triggering begin

>>720552685
Maybe next year

>>720552713
I wish it would work that fast in austria.
If everything goes well sometime this year I hope
>>
File: ].png (934KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
].png
934KB, 1280x720px
>>720552751
You will be Hokage!
>>
>>720552586
Rolling to confirm you as cuter, then!
>>720552685
How about somebody else?
>>
>>720552803
We can all hangout together then~
>>
>>720552867
lack of digits confirms antithesis
>>
File: NW2CCgO.jpg (124KB, 604x453px) Image search: [Google]
NW2CCgO.jpg
124KB, 604x453px
>>720552867
Nope.
>>
File: What A WONderful Day.jpg (114KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]
What A WONderful Day.jpg
114KB, 600x800px
>>720552685
Out of curiosity, what area are you guys in?

>>720552803
>Let the triggering begin
Nah, people get really upset over shit like this for some reason, but I don't really understand why.
>Not exactly my best moment in life
Well I hope you feel better, friend.
>>
File: Chara402.png (455KB, 600x1184px) Image search: [Google]
Chara402.png
455KB, 600x1184px
Alright I'm off now

>>720552867
Failed! Told you, you're perfect. I can't best that

>>720552884
Probably not

>>720552662
Oh yeah, discord if you want
Chara#8582

>>720553040
Twas more of a joke. I don't plan to become a crazy SJW
Yeah I do

Also discord Chara#8582
>>
>>720553040
Southern California, I live in LA.

>>720553137
Don't leave, tell me your name, I told you mind and it's not fair.
>>
>>720552932
How about my brother? I believe you're closer to him anyway.
>>720553137
I'll try again later...
See you later, dear~
>>720553040
Southern california, near Makoto claimer.
>>
>>720553189
I love guys, but I only have eyes for my Chara.
>>
I guess since Chara is gone I'll leave too.
>>
File: Even Winners Get Hungry.jpg (431KB, 1062x1047px) Image search: [Google]
Even Winners Get Hungry.jpg
431KB, 1062x1047px
>>720553137
>off now
Ah, just in time, I just threw my laundry in the dryer.

>>720553185
>>720553189
>SoCal
Oh fuck I think I've actually had this conversation with Louise before.

I'm a bit further north than that.
>>
File: giphy.gif (445KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]
giphy.gif
445KB, 500x281px
>>720552489
gay is great!
>>
File: Yohane (185).jpg (506KB, 714x1000px) Image search: [Google]
Yohane (185).jpg
506KB, 714x1000px
Back from gym, how is everyone?
>>
>>720553292
Nah, you'd like him!

>>720553379
Pretty sure. We should totally get a drink or something sometime, though, if you ever end up south-er or I end up north-er
>>
>>720553435
dead on the inside
>>
File: Panda.jpg (63KB, 761x870px) Image search: [Google]
Panda.jpg
63KB, 761x870px
>>720553435
>>
>>720553435
Beyond horny and ready for a massive dicking.
>>
File: Batteries Not Wincluded.jpg (979KB, 3656x5272px) Image search: [Google]
Batteries Not Wincluded.jpg
979KB, 3656x5272px
>>720553435
Cute waifu.
I'm doing alright, how 'bout you.

>>720553468
Hah, don't drink, but I appreciate the offer.
I'll see what I can do if I'm down there, or if Oregon moves out of the way sometime soon.
>>
File: Yohane (8).png (500KB, 900x719px) Image search: [Google]
Yohane (8).png
500KB, 900x719px
>>720553492
Why's that little anon?

>>720553510
Hey there! How was the sleep?

>>720553535
Well I think I'm too far to help with that, sorry.

>>720553590
Thank you. Good to hear, I'm doing well myself. Sore now though. Are you new?
>>
File: 1484082808903.jpg (346KB, 907x1138px) Image search: [Google]
1484082808903.jpg
346KB, 907x1138px
make it stop yuno
>>
>>720553641
Dick me, daddy. Make me your fucking bitch!
>>
File: Alice (99).jpg (1MB, 1280x800px) Image search: [Google]
Alice (99).jpg
1MB, 1280x800px
>>720553641
I feel better, other than a few new problems
>>
>>720553641
see >>720548937
>>
stop being so autistic yuno
>>
>>720553590
Damn, I was actually planning a road trip up to Washington this summer, but I'm going to Austria instead.
>>
File: I WONder.png (1011KB, 768x1000px) Image search: [Google]
I WONder.png
1011KB, 768x1000px
>>720553641
>New
Nope. I'm a regular here, at least when I go through a depressive phase. I just become scarce occasionally, like for the last three weeks or so.
>>
File: IMG_0539.png (445KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0539.png
445KB, 640x1136px
>>720552713
Ok cool can't wait. Have you cuddled
>>
File: Yohane (53).png (594KB, 578x818px) Image search: [Google]
Yohane (53).png
594KB, 578x818px
>>720553672
*meme voice* I'll do it online, slut.

>>720553711
Anything some loser online can help with?

>>720553732
What else should I call you? You were uhh... Konata correct? Doesn't have the same ring to it.

>>720553795
Ah okay, that'd explain why I've never seen you around before. I'd say that's the same reason most of us are here though.
>>
>>720553904
You like it when I talk dirty to you, you fucking bitch? Take out that dick faggot.
>>
File: I Don't Know.jpg (66KB, 363x235px) Image search: [Google]
I Don't Know.jpg
66KB, 363x235px
>>720553904
Not unless you know an easy way to get rid of cold sores! How was the gym?
>>
>>720553904
Some prefer staying away from the thread when they are feeling down.
>>
>>720553904
call me anything but that -_-
>>
File: One-Hit WONder.png (547KB, 814x848px) Image search: [Google]
One-Hit WONder.png
547KB, 814x848px
>>720553772
>Austria
You'd pick Chara over me?
I'm hurt.
>I kid, I kid

>>720553672
This would almost be hot if I didn't auto-assume all anons were neckbeards.

>>720553866
>I'm gonna butt in
Cuddling is so fantastic, but I can't cuddle people and fall asleep because I end up getting really self-conscious.

>>720553904
Eh, when I'm not sick with the blues, I come here late night when I'm bored. For example, I have to wait for my laundry to finish up so I can put it away before I crash. So now I'm here.
Also, good to meet ya, I'm Winner.
>>
File: 1474073054809.jpg (227KB, 840x840px) Image search: [Google]
1474073054809.jpg
227KB, 840x840px
>>720553866
Yup, however many times with my ex, and then a few random times for comfort with one of my friends. It's cozy...
>>
>>720554063
Slacho :o
>>
File: IMG_0634.png (520KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0634.png
520KB, 640x1136px
>>720554119
Ah that sounds nice. Close friend?
>>
>>720547736
Kyouko is my waifu. Here's some OC
>>
>>720554124
-_-
slachi you mean :o
>>
File: Yohane (130).jpg (1MB, 1000x1390px) Image search: [Google]
Yohane (130).jpg
1MB, 1000x1390px
>>720553985
I'm confused at who the dom in this relationship is.

>>720554013
Uhh, alcohol and a sharp knife! (Or google)
Gym was alright, first time going in a while since injuring myself. Feels good.

>>720554050
I dunno, it's people to talk to, seems like enough reason to be around. As long as it helps.

>>720554063
Actually bothered? Apologies then.

>>720554096
Makes sense. Likewise, I'm shitposter#32, you can just call me Yohane by my waifu.

I'm surprised people are still talking about cuddling.
>>
File: MinWin.jpg (53KB, 540x760px) Image search: [Google]
MinWin.jpg
53KB, 540x760px
>>720554050
Makes sense.
Surrounding yourself with people who have a bad case of the moody blues, while you're sick with 'em too couldn't possibly help ya.

>>720554217
>Just call me Yohane
Got it, mate.
>People are still talking about cuddling
Tomoko gets in a mood late at night where he's hunting for human contact and activity.
It's entertaining to read.
I find so many places to butt in to his conversations but I rarely do because I'm afraid of harshing his mellow.
>>
File: Alice (943).jpg (526KB, 1286x1000px) Image search: [Google]
Alice (943).jpg
526KB, 1286x1000px
>>720554217
That sounds like a terrible idea!
Did you start your homework yet? How did you hurt yourself :(
>>
File: 133551172681.jpg (163KB, 849x1201px) Image search: [Google]
133551172681.jpg
163KB, 849x1201px
>>720554188
mhm! I'd call them my best friend, and I like to think they feel the same
It's not a romantic thing at all, it's always been like "yeah this would be way more comfortable if we were snuggled in some capacity," and it usually is
>>
File: Yohane (261).jpg (526KB, 963x1000px) Image search: [Google]
Yohane (261).jpg
526KB, 963x1000px
>>720554308
Who isn't hunting for human contact. Cuddling is some good shit, especially for falling asleep to.

>>720554320
>did you start your homework yet
Fuck. Guess I still have a full day to finish 3 classes worth of stuff tomorrow.
I injured my arm by tearing a tendon lifting too heavy. Shit happens. Doc says I need to strengthen my back and it'll help the shoulder/chest tendon.
>>
File: Yohane (3).gif (701KB, 540x546px) Image search: [Google]
Yohane (3).gif
701KB, 540x546px
>>720554320
Also I am king of terrible ideas
>>
>>720554096
Maybe some day we'll meet up~
But for now, money is a bit tight.
>>
File: Spicy Chicken McWin.png (523KB, 2000x1969px) Image search: [Google]
Spicy Chicken McWin.png
523KB, 2000x1969px
>>720554432
>Who isn't hunting for human contact
Me, usually. I like my alone time, honestly.
>Cuddling is good shit
You're goddamn right, but I prefer not to mix cuddling and sleeping. I did have some fun doing both with my ex, though, on occasion.

>>720554569
>Money is a bit tight
Believe me, I know.
I know.
>>
File: Chara bending all the way over.jpg (544KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]
Chara bending all the way over.jpg
544KB, 1080x1920px
>>720554569
Like Chara's pink asshole!
>>
File: 1485027035961.jpg (232KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]
1485027035961.jpg
232KB, 768x1024px
>>720547736

what's up /b/ro's?
>>
File: IMG_0633.png (529KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0633.png
529KB, 640x1136px
>>720554308
Heh sorry about that. >>720554428
Huh that's weird but it's your choice I guess. It's getting pretty late don't you think
>>
>>720554684
what a cute warm mouth
>>
File: Stevie WONder.png (609KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]
Stevie WONder.png
609KB, 900x1200px
>>720554731
>sorry about that
Nothing to apologize.
You do you, my man.
>>
>>720554194
Wowie, someone recolored Tomoko to look like another girl?

Color me surprised.
>>
File: Louise is exhasparated.jpg (319KB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [Google]
Louise is exhasparated.jpg
319KB, 1920x1200px
>>720554647
>ask for more hours at work
>they cut me down to 1 day a week
>>
File: Alice (888).jpg (2MB, 4000x3480px) Image search: [Google]
Alice (888).jpg
2MB, 4000x3480px
>>720554432
That sounds very painful. Please don't let anything too heavy again :(
Keeping neck straight when lifting anything is important
>>720554486
Heh, that's okay. I still like you
>>
File: Yohane (42).jpg (573KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]
Yohane (42).jpg
573KB, 1200x1200px
>>720554647
I mean, everyone likes their alone time. I just enjoy time with someone I like too. I love having a qt fall asleep laying her head on my chest with my arm around her. To each their own of course.
>>
File: On The WINgs of Eagles.png (80KB, 355x369px) Image search: [Google]
On The WINgs of Eagles.png
80KB, 355x369px
>>720554893
>color me surprised
No, color you to look like another girl :^)
>>
File: IMG_0635.png (435KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0635.png
435KB, 640x1136px
>>720554819
Well it can be a bit distracting so I'm sorry
>>
File: Th06Patchouli.png (67KB, 128x217px) Image search: [Google]
Th06Patchouli.png
67KB, 128x217px
>>720554731
It's just the logical choice. It's cozier, more comfortable, makes us closer... why not? it's getting pretty early* on this coast :P but yeah it's pretty late over there, if you want to sleep. I think I'm just going to conk out for the whole day in a couple hours, no one's at home so why not
>>
>>720554958
>tfw you will never look like a cute girl

At least my waifu is a solid 10.
>>
File: UltraWin.jpg (267KB, 695x900px) Image search: [Google]
UltraWin.jpg
267KB, 695x900px
>>720554937
>one day a week.
Uh-uh; nope.
I'd start searching for a better goddamn job, I've played that game and it's fucking rigged.

>>720554951
>qt fall asleep laying her head on my chest
>my arm around her
It's almost four in the morning and I'm already emotional and you had to make me feel this way, huh?

>>720555027
Nah mate, seriously, I was just pokin' a little fun. Do what makes ya happy, no distractions here.

>>720555160
>solid ten
Debatable; but everyone knows if your waifu isn't mine, she's not as good :^) so I'll give you a pass this time.
>>
File: Yohane (108).png (2MB, 1066x1491px) Image search: [Google]
Yohane (108).png
2MB, 1066x1491px
>>720554943
They told me my injury is pretty common with military guys. They said it was bicep tendonitis, but then said i tore my rotator cuff, then blah this and that. It was horrible for a while. Injuries happen, even when you're being careful!

Well that's a relief, I can give you horrible advice and you'll still talk to me!

>>720555160
Same little dude. Nice file name though.

>>720555280
Rip, I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I also feel the same as you.
>>
File: IMG_0523.png (575KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0523.png
575KB, 640x1136px
>>720555149
I don't know doesn't sound like something I'd do is all. Well no I'm just saying this is later than you have stayed >>720555280
Ok good I don't want to disturb too many people with my Habits
>>
Finished editing photos!

>>720555280
yeahh..I grabbed some shifts from friends, though, and I'm up to my desired level.
>>
File: 1475795045307.jpg (580KB, 2153x3036px) Image search: [Google]
1475795045307.jpg
580KB, 2153x3036px
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phyqYbmiWUo
>>
File: Alice (828).jpg (922KB, 1352x852px) Image search: [Google]
Alice (828).jpg
922KB, 1352x852px
>>720555373
I wonder what it is that causes is too be more common in that demographic than others
Also, start your homework tomorrow silly! Or now.
>but then you might leave again :(

Yes, I will. Though I'll talk to most people regardless, though some irk me so I don't
>>
File: Stay Winning.jpg (102KB, 567x1000px) Image search: [Google]
Stay Winning.jpg
102KB, 567x1000px
Well, my laundry is done, so-
I'm gonna hit the hay thinking of being next to the cute neighbor girl, and it's all because >>720555373 shared his loneliness with me.
Seriously though, good talk, mate.

>>720555466
Don't worry about it.
G'night Tomoko.

>>720555469
>Up to my desired level
You put up with more shit than I, friend.
I'm proud.
Also good luck with your finances, and goodnight.
>>
>>720555280
Famalam, I have no idea who you're wafiu is. Context clues scream "PokeMon."

>pokewaifu
>good

Not even Misty or Jesse can really redeem pokewaifu. Unfortunately, they are a dime a dozen. And each is just as forgettable as the last.

>>720555373
They are pretty good huh? Did you know that Windows Phones are inexcusable pieces of high priced garbage that Bill Gates should personally refund and suck your dick for having to use?

It's pretty user friendly, sure. But when the current age demands both usability, reliability, and access to content, the Windows Phone is FisherPrice quality compared to literally any other brand of phone.
>>
>>720555638
Night!
>>
File: 1442761000743.jpg (826KB, 960x1221px) Image search: [Google]
1442761000743.jpg
826KB, 960x1221px
>>720554792

;)
>>
>>720555466
I think you just have to be really comfortable with the person if it's a friend, I'm sure you would if you had someone like that
I'll go to sleep at SOME point, just not for a little while. I don't know why, but sleeping for the day is just so nice. I'd still get the same amount of work done, so it's not like I'm bumming out, it's just a nice change of pace I guess
>>
>>720555744
Wouldfacefuck/10
>>
File: 679026.jpg (321KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]
679026.jpg
321KB, 1600x900px
Claimed
>>
File: Yohane (160).jpg (235KB, 1003x1194px) Image search: [Google]
Yohane (160).jpg
235KB, 1003x1194px
>>720555592
Maybe because military guys are more common to lifting than civilian guys? And lifting through pain, worsening the injury?
I'll do it tomorrow, I won't leave just yet~
What are you up to anyway?

>>720555638
Sleep tight man, dream of cuties.

>>720555666
I'm so confused, are you posting from a windows phone? Why would you do that to yourself?
>>
File: 1402890870200.png (237KB, 3113x2252px) Image search: [Google]
1402890870200.png
237KB, 3113x2252px
>>720555896
Leave.
>>
File: 2016 - 1.png (257KB, 1024x704px) Image search: [Google]
2016 - 1.png
257KB, 1024x704px
Do you fear death?
>>
File: SJ_z2vwm.jpg (24KB, 349x349px) Image search: [Google]
SJ_z2vwm.jpg
24KB, 349x349px
>>720555993
Rather Not
>>
File: Alice (805).jpg (449KB, 550x660px) Image search: [Google]
Alice (805).jpg
449KB, 550x660px
>>720555985
Why would you lift through pain though? That's asking for an injury :(
Good!
Currently I'm lying in bed being comfy. How was your sandwich by the way? I never got to ask what kind it was
>>
File: IMG_0521.png (687KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0521.png
687KB, 640x1136px
>>720555807
I don't know I feel like I would know someone like that because I'm not too comfortable with that stuff. I prefer being up at night because it's nice and quiet. Lazy days are quite good
>>
>>720555985
To be honest, my phone is only for calls, texting, clock, alarm, calculator, calendar, and occasional shit posting. It doesn't actually function as your "typical" kind of smart phone.

I don't play games on it, I don't have facebook, or instagram, snapchat, or anything like that. The camera is utility only. It was useful in repairing my car, but that's it. I don't use it for work either.

Generally, when I thought of what phone I wanted when upgrading from an old flip phone, I thought "cheap." because new smart phones are as expensive as desk top computers, some even more so.

So I went to my provider, checked out deals, asked about cheap alternative smart phones, and was pointed to a 60 dollar go-phone.

It's a piece of shit, but it works. Hard to complain, but I find a way.

>>720556071
Leave. Aqua is shit.
>>
File: Yohane (205).png (2MB, 1500x1185px) Image search: [Google]
Yohane (205).png
2MB, 1500x1185px
>>720556070
Why would you? Death is inevitable.

>>720556105
Because I'm a dumbass. Ah nice, I also just took all my clothes off and got in bed. Comfy as fuck. Sandwich? Didn't I eat that like 2 days ago??? It was ham and cheese, delicious stuff!

>>720556187
Ah hey, whatever works! I have a nice samsung grand max that I got for $60 a month for a year, which included full service/unlimited data. I'll try keeping it for as long as possible.
>>
File: Alice (754).jpg (110KB, 600x700px) Image search: [Google]
Alice (754).jpg
110KB, 600x700px
>>720556307
You need to be safer them, for me!
Bed is comfy as fuck, we /comfy/ now boys!
I thought you got one at 711 or whatever earlier before I went to sleep :o
>>
File: 1969797.jpg (96KB, 400x600px) Image search: [Google]
1969797.jpg
96KB, 400x600px
>>720556307
The question still stands, do you fear it?
>>
File: f5469f2c97eb031e2a8ac02e4fd3448c.jpg (832KB, 1300x957px) Image search: [Google]
f5469f2c97eb031e2a8ac02e4fd3448c.jpg
832KB, 1300x957px
Just got home from a lengthy DnD session. AMA.
>>
File: 018-2.jpg (44KB, 237x287px) Image search: [Google]
018-2.jpg
44KB, 237x287px
>>720556070
Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare. All your sins punished.
>>
File: Yohane (266).jpg (858KB, 1200x1273px) Image search: [Google]
Yohane (266).jpg
858KB, 1200x1273px
>>720556433
>for me
Cute. Yeah yeah, I'll be more careful!
I'm laying on 2 pillows under a warm comforter...Tfw no cutie to cuddle though. And I think I did yesterday though, but timezones are weird. Gah.

>>720556467
No. I fear the circumstances, sure. Like how horribly it could hurt, but I don't fear dying in general.

>>720556503
Did you just get home from a lengthy DnD session?
>>
File: Patchouli.Knowledge.full.117627.jpg (489KB, 1164x750px) Image search: [Google]
Patchouli.Knowledge.full.117627.jpg
489KB, 1164x750px
>>720556147
I think it's a matter of acclimation: you start with like bumping shoulders or something, then go from there
The night's the best because there's no one else around, at least in my opinion. The quiet is great too, but if I had to have a loud night with nobody as opposed to a quiet night with some people, I'd take the loud night.
Lazy days ARE quite good. Although, the line between "lazy" and "comatose" starts to blur here...
>>
File: Rory.jpg (126KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
Rory.jpg
126KB, 1920x1080px
>>720556622
Yes. Yes I did.
>>
File: tumblr_my9o0xUmA31sxfi82o1_500.png (204KB, 500x683px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_my9o0xUmA31sxfi82o1_500.png
204KB, 500x683px
>>720556620
I am the abyes.

>>720556622
Deach should hurt.
>>
File: HappyAlice.jpg (58KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
HappyAlice.jpg
58KB, 640x480px
>>720556622
Good, thank you!
>
I wish I had a cute to cuddle or be cuddled by :(
It would have been earlier today for you... around 7 or 8 in the morning?
>>
File: 1421925043911.png (639KB, 724x1024px) Image search: [Google]
1421925043911.png
639KB, 724x1024px
>when you successfully bully a goddess.
>>
File: IMG_0515.png (573KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0515.png
573KB, 640x1136px
>>720556730
I don't feel like that's how it works. I don't feel like it's really normal thing amongst friends but I could be wrong for sure. I feel like it depends because I feel like I just want to be alone sometimes even when I'm with people
>>
>>720557095
>>720557095
>>720557095
Thread posts: 201
Thread images: 151


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.