One superpower - not ultimate or godlike. I'll start

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Shape shifting, fuck whoever you want, get money by being good looking

>>720545500
temptation for sure

Superspeed, become a super athlete, barely try, make millions and be famous

Being rich.

mind control

>>720545699
Care to elaborate?
>>720545751
Not a superpower

>>720545802
or super intelligence

The fucking power of success my niggas.

Win at everything I try to do, success at everything.

>>720545500
Invisibility

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>>720545500
Rape

>>720545500
immortality, obviously

you niggas gona be dead and gone while im still fucking bitches

No-clip, but with flying.
I don't want to fall to the center of the earth.

>>720545914
You mean like Donald Trump?

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>>720545939
>no godlike powers
>immortality

Nigga

astral projection, with the ability to hop into and control others biddies while projected

>>720545939
>you now have immortality but age like a raisin

Wow great choice

>>720545939
I all ready raped you and all those bitches you are bitching about.
Rape is the best superpower , also I raped you of your immortality

>>720545500
well pretty much like Deadpool you know regeneration and can likely never die ; then i have some time to get good at fire arm and shit !

>>720545500
Teleportation you fucking idiots

>>720545617
i can tell you are hurt

>>720545811
teleport anywhere I want, no need to book flights and spend 6hrs in some stinky over packed foreign airport while you wait for your connecting flight. I could go to any country at any time, teleport before being hit by a train, win

>>720545500
Time manipulation. It's like quicksaving in a video game, if I fuck anything up I just go back in time.

>>720546081
nigga if immortality is godlike then so is everything else listed, because a god could do all of them.

just mad u didnt think of it first lil faggie

>>720545914
you've either general xod or Donald Trump, both equally deluded.

>>720546169
I raped you while you were teleporting, and raped your ability to teleport

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not godlike or ultimate?

easy

be white

>>720545914
but you can anon

>>720546191
I raped you in the nick of time

>>720546169
>>720546191
Nice

>>720545939
>immortality

Have fun being the only being alive in the universe. In a few thousand years, you'll probably be the only living thing on earth. Alone. Cold. Hungry. Several billion years later, you'll be consumed by a fire ball as the earth is engulfed by the sun. You'll spend the next few billion years burning, being crushed, in the heart of a star. Then, suddenly, it will explode.

You'll probably spend the next few billion years driving through space. Alone. Cold. Hungry.

Most likely outcome is that you'll be sucked into another star, to relive the hell that was your time in our sun. Conceivably, you could spend trillions of years like this, kicked from star to star, alternating millions of degrees with frigid cold, never being able to breathe in a lungful of air.

The most merciful thing would be for you to make planet fall. But where? A gas giant? Hardly better than the sun. Some hellish world with an acidic atmosphere seems likely. Where you'll spend the next few billion years, burning and alone.

But hey, you'll get to fuck bitches, right? Except that time will lie nothing more than a distant memory, obscured by madness and pain.

>>720546276
I raped the whiteness right off of you, nigger

>>720546312
I raped the nice out of you

>>720545934
Ball, and good

>>720545500
teleportation, I like travelling

>>720546225
oi newfag he means "godlike" as in OP, not being able to die no matter what is pretty OP...

>>720546387
I'm just a dog

>>720546326
im totally fine with this

maybe ill see what happens at the end of the universe

maybe i can go to the next one and fuck bitches there

>>720545500
>not ultimate or godlike
Well where is that line drawn? How may IQ points can I give myself before I'm deified?

>>720546412
Basic white girl detected

>>720545500
Superspeed.
Would rape women left and right, without them even knowing how I look like.

>>720546438
there are plenty of heroes and villains who are immortal and not OP or godlike

so fuk u

>>720546482
Like, 250 give or take

>>720546544
And I raped them all

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>>720546326
shiieet

>>720546487
That kinda hurt my feelings

>>720546514
I raped you super fast

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to be a kawaii Japanese school girl with a dick

Getting away with lying, walk into a shop demand the money for whatever reason, take someone's car because you say you own it I guess it's mind manipulation

>>720546225
Immortality could become a bit of an issue though I mean the earth won't be here fever same goes for the galaxy. where you going to stand, who you going to hang with.

>>720545500
The power to never be cold, I fucking hate the cold.

>>720545699
Never would've thought of this. This beats that gay ass flying power I was gonna say

>>720546618
the stars nigga

>>720545500
flight, then fuck off from the city and enjoy nature

>>720546469
>the end of the universe

A gaping, empty void. So cold that you'll wish you were back in the heart of a star, just so you could be warm.

Immortality is legit the worst power. The ratio of "enjoyable" to "oh God I wish I could kill myself so this hellish existence would end" is way too shitty.

>>720546681
and space faring humans

because were getting there obv

>>720546591
That's why I said it all in good fun no reason to cry over it. Just know people roll their eyes when people point out they like traveling as if it were a hobby

>>720546326
But he's have time to craft his very own spaceship, and could avoid all that bullshit

Mind control.

Endless fun guaranteed.

Get money from people, fuck any bitch you want, make people insult each other and fight.

>>720546563
Lame. I guess I would go for an all-around better functioning brain then; photographic memory, high IQ, perfect reasoning abilities, etc.. Then I would either go around London solving mysteries or form the house of evolution.

>>720545500
The ability to fly.
But the only direction I can fly is down.

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>>720545914

not a twilight zone fan I take it.

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>>720546707
maybe to u lil faggie but i plan on guiding humanity like the fucking 40k emperor

we will tear holes in reality and invade other universes that have no yet been destroyed

>>720546787
Different game at play here, buddy

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>>720546707
>gaping

>>720546736
I've never traveled very far though, I want to but no money so the only logical conclusion is teleportation

Im in doubt about teleportation or time control

Healing power

>>720546780
That works

>>720546613
this all i want

>>720546752
Assuming he's smart enough to not only plan and execute it, but plan and create every component of the spaceship.

I'm sure that he would have no problem drilling for oil, transporting it, refining it, and transporting it again... Just so he can run a generator to solder a couple of wires.

Anything else, such as the development of composite materials, will be beyond one person. Especially one with so little foresight as to choose immortality as a "power".

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>>720546326

The power to take powers. Checkmate >>720545934, I'ma rape yo ass with my (>>720546613) kawaii Japanese school girl dick.

>>720546850
Yeah I guess that makes sense then. Teleportation is pretty cool tbh

Magic.

With magic I can do whatever the fuck I want.

Is time travel an option?

>>720547041
bro fuck off my power its all i want and need!

The power of suggestion.
Being able to suggest feelings/thoughts to a person and them believing they were the ones having those emotions/thoughts.

For example:
"Hey random old person, wouldn't you love to put me in your will?

The possibilities are endless.

>>720547093
That's godlike so it'd have to have a setback like you must wait so long until you cast again/spells only last so long

Luck.

>>720547045
Sorry for being a bitch before, I'm a little high

>>720546752
he is a nigger. Ever seen a black spaceship?
Didnt think so

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>>720547207
how does that work?

>>720547098
Sure but limited. The amount of time traveled determines the amount of time you must wait to travel again. Travel ten seconds, wait ten seconds. Travel 5 years, wait five years.

>>720545617
Shape shifting would be a good fuck with people power. Imagine shapeshifting into Tom Cruise then running into a pre-school and just start kicking every kid while screaming "I must do as Xenu commands" or Shapeshift into a famous actress and "leaking/selling" nude pictures and sextapes. Or shapeshift into Jesse Jackson and go around saying "the 13th amendment was a mistake, only good nigger is a slave nigger"

>>720547205
so you mean he turns into an mmo mage with cooldowns?

>>720547252
Lmao it's all good man

>>720547539
Yeahp. Bigger the spell longer the cooldown. Able to train but starts out weak etc

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>>720545500
Shapeshifing into a loli flying brick. Like a reverse Captain Marvel.

>>720547453
>turn into Hillary and whip out the d

>>720547197
What was your power? If its useless you can keep it.

>>720547438
How about I can travel as long as I want, but while travelling I have to mentally wait that long.. or twice as long, three times, etc.. Then when I've waited that long I reach the time I wanted. That seems like an appropriate handicap.

>>720547761
Ever read The Jaunt?

>>720547093
Better start getting a group of midgets to do your bidding, Gandalf.

>>720546181
ye

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>>720547761
Yeah that works. I'm just trying to give op powers not-so fuck-you-in-the-ass handicaps

>>720547932

>>720545500
The ability to see 2-3 hours into the future.

Just enough to cheat the lottery, dodge getting into a 9/11 situation, or a hooker that baits you into a room with a psychotic thieving pimp.

...but still live life with the element of surprise, and worth living.

I wouldn't want full-disclosure foresight. Because life will be boring knowing how it'll all play out. And if I choose not to believe in fate or destiny, then one could suffer a mental breakdown sifting through multiple timelines spawned from past choices you may or may not take.

>>720547453
Haha that's the honest half reason I chose it, you can fuck around a bunch. Come back as Tupac, give all those people who conspire that he isn't dead a reason to live, kill anyone you want without getting caught

>>720545939
Your balls are gonna be dragging along with your earlobes. The idea of immortality is fucking stupid, choose everlasting youth instead.

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flight. man of steel style. and to avoid getting hunted by the government every time i'd fly i'd wear my mask.

>>720547950
You could make far more money playing the stock market than the lottery. Plus it would be suspicious as fuck if you won the lottery even twice. But you could stay under the radar making 1 million plus every day and nobody would notice as long as you pay your taxes.

Temptation or mind control
If not that, a wallet that I can always track and, I can command any amount of money in cash or on a debit card to be in there.

The ability to simply do a 360 and walk away.

I think it's sad that our society has formed us into people who, when asked what super power we would have, make our decision based largely on how much money we can get.

>>720548443
>the ability to turn around and moonwalk

>>720545500
Time travel. Want to hang out with Caligula

>>720548480
op here, I chose telekinesis because I'm lazy and it would make fistfights non applicable.

>>720548553
Time travel is dangerous. Even the smallest changes in the past could totally alter the future.

>>720545500
Immortality

>>720548653
Thanks Grandpa Simpson

>>720548739
Careful mr raisin

>>720548653
Yeah, there needs to be some Dr. Who esque handicap thrown in there somewhere. I mean, ignoring the potential harm that could be done, it sort of breaks OP's rule about no god-like powers.

>>720545500
Xray vision. Locker rooms here i come.

>>720548625
>>720548653
Both would be considered god like

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>>720548653
With that being said, you should totally do it Fry! Just think of the possibilities!

>>720548625
Yeah, didn't mean to insinuate that it was everyone in the thread, just a surprisingly high number. On an unrelated note, how often are you actually getting into fist fights to make it a main reason for picking telekinesis? Or did you just watch X2 and think Nightcrawler was cool?

>>720548625
>>720549013
Oh shit, I thought you said teleportation. Still though.

>>720549006
kek

It would be the power to control probability, but you said not godlike so...

Teleportation. Ever seen Jumper? Kinda like that

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>>720545500
flying or xray vision

>>720546191
The save file you created is missing. What do?

>>720545500
really bendy thumb

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Zack Morris Time Out

>>720549013
Just among other things. It's kind of gimmicky but I like the idea of it

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> freeze time

get money and drugs from pharmacies

finger bang hot asian women at grocery store

walk out of frys electronics with free laptops and software

>>720548291
Well, with a gift like that, you wouldn't need to always win the big millions anyway. Just choose the numbers closer to the second prize, for the half million or 50,000 prize (whatever a comfortable amount akin to a yearly salary of a working class person). Then play again next year to replenish your funds.

Of course if you were 'greedy', it could bring attention to yourself. But even that would be easy to dodge when the cops come asking questions or thugs looking to cash in on a ransom.

Or just win the powerball 1 billion dollar lottery, for 10 lifetimes worth of money, so you wouldn't have to keep skimming small prizes to get by.

>>720546487
>the ability to hold like, all the bags, evar!

>>720548653
I'm my own dad.

>>720549153
Tell you what, you fly me to the swiss bank, ill xray vision ppl codes they use and split it 70/30 my favor. Then i can build my own girls locker room, fill it with hot whores and then spy on them!

>>720545500
The ability to understand women

>>720549335
>you can only freeze time for 30 seconds and have a cooldown of 2 hours

>>720545500
>EASILY MINDCONTROL

>Sex with anyone
>Get anyone's secrets or information
>Get people to kill each other / commit suicide
>Make people make a fool of themselves for fun
>Be as rich as you want, get richest people to give money to you.
>Discover slowly, who controls everyone in the world.
>Learn everything top-secret
>Build an army


It would get boring after awhile though, until ultimately you set off alarms from an Alien race that comes down to kill you or destroy the planet or when you find out that everything is just a sim.

>>720549650
This is not a superpowers with catches thread faggot.

>>720549615
>not ultimate or godlike
You had ONE JOB

>>720545500
I hope for the ability to ease constipation, or to never get constipared.

>>720549708
Godlike. Here's a handicap
>can take hours to access someones mind
>the longer you are in control the more powerful your headaches become
>eventually lead to physically crippling migranes
>can lead to long term brain damage

>>720545500
Can convert nickel into copper up to five or six pounds per day, but it is only 92% pure, and it makes your mouth dry. The Government wants to dissect you, so you have to live off the grid. You are trying to get out of the USA but have limited funds. You are ugly and short, but you can turn raw nickel into copper. There has to be a way to make money off of this - but you haven't figured it out yet.

>>720549894
You can do that by having a better diet

>>720549721
It's my thread faggot if you don't like it then you can git out

>>720549912
Guess he knows his superpower

>being a faggot.

>>720546326
Go to sleep

>>720549991
No its my thread ass wiper.

>>720549966
Lmao

>>720550072
>>720549991
Either way, op is a massive faggot

>>720550072
>>720549991
>fighting over who wants to be the biggest faggot
good one guys

>>720545500
the power of groundhog's day at-will, which some may define as god-like

that or the devil's luck (luck that defies logic and physics)

>>720550157
14 years and this is still a surprise?
-OP

>>720550220
Never heard devils luck. Interesting. I always heard it as Op is a massive faggot

>>720549708
found the 12 year old

>>720550226
Not a surprise

>>720550361
These posts make me hard

>>720550427
But you're acting like it is?

>>720549708
>>720545617
>>720546615
>>720546769
>>720546850
>>720548291
>>720548353
>>720549335
>>720549393
>>720549708
>>720549966

see >>720548480

>>720550506
How so?
Two retards arguing that they OP, so I called them both faggots.

>>720550579
You point it out like nobody knows.

>>720550361
OP is always a massive faggot. Only attention-seeking faggots create threads in the first place.

>>720550524
It is sad. But I have a dream of living with my friends in a mansion somewhere in a beautiful Boreal/Pine forest on a tall hill, that we have been talking about since we we ever first met, with all kinds of rooms of our own design ect. That is a superpower in its own, which is why I want a wallet that I can get handouts from just like Jamal does from duh gubbament

>>720550657
It is a tradition to call OP a faggot, is it not?

>>720550663
Yeah and businesses are greedy, but you still fork your money over to them. Hypocrite

>>720550743
It is but you sound actually buttmad

>>720549979
My mom always told me I was super; thanks!

>>720550935
Whatever you say, friend. Not buttmad at all, just had a good laugh at the two people fighting over who is OP.

>>720545500
time control
>Speed up
>slow down
>pause
>rewind
>play at regular speed
>play at 1.5 times regular speed
>play at 2 x regular speed
>so on and so forth

>>720547644
What kind of magic would it be though? Anything?

>>720550524
>>720548480

>Sad
>all about money

...yeah so? I mean at the end of the day, topics like this is just escapist fantasy anyways.

Asking someone to choose a super-power is just some "Freudian" way to deflect one's fears about their station in life.

Most of want money, or at least a means of complete freedom....not the commercialize "USA USA" kind of freedom; but freedom from 'self', and to act without consequence or responsibility.

Money, in of itself is universal adapter commonly accepted by all people. The means to aquire so much of it provides that absence of 'self' people long for.

>>720545617
Sex via Shape-shifting into a 11/10 stud? With money you don't need that power. An accodiating 11/10 girl would fuck even a -1/10 guy if he was loaded.

>>720545802
Mind Control. To control people. Since the "1%" does that on a daily basis anyways, again like above, you can pay people to do what you want.

>>720545939
Immortality. People choose this, because they feel they don't have enough time in their lives to do the things they want to do; most likely because they are burdened with jobs and school to do them. Money fixes all that, if there was an unlimited supply of it, one could forget work/school and do all those things.

>>720545934
Rape (lol)....well certainly a great amount of money would be used on the best lawyers in the world to get you out of that court case. Perhaps you could bribe a judge to get you off the hook too. Or pay the 'victim' off,...

>>720546169
Teleportation....with money you can fly anywhere anytime.

>>720547950
To see the future, guarantees a steady supply of money that could negate any reason to have any other power, for the purposes of sex and power.


>sad
...why?, you expected naive super-heroes to change the world for the better? The planet is too overpopulated, and as the OP said "you can't be god".....nature will eventually 'equalize' the planet in the form of war, famine, disease, and death. You can't save anyone.

>>720547041
this

>>720545500
falcon punch people through the internet

>>720546326
/clap

the power to make women bleed from their pussies by the power of thought.

>>720545500
You can see into the future,

But only an Africans.

Name Franzell

He's blind.

>>720545500

my penis cures any disease you just have to kiss it 7 times

>>720545500
mind control.

>>720549006
fuck...............

>>720545971
Gravity doesnt affect no clip, since youre not a physical entity

>>720545500

Necromancy. The ability to control the dead.

The Tupac and Michael Jackson 'live after death' tour would be amazing.

>>720545500
Power AKA Richest man in the world x Infinity

>>720553825
could you revive hitler and show him 4chan for the lulz ?

>>720553825
Gay. You can already control the dead, Look into shaman and black magic.

>>720553934
>shaman and black magic
Do your homework anon

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>>720545617
why not flawless illusions instead?
twice the flavor with half the calories.

>>720553994
Dude I've seen people talk to the dead as well as command them. You just have to know how which you must be chosen.

>>720546613
this is pure evil.

>>720545500
reading peoples minds

>>720545500
Having enough money in my wallet to buy whatever I want to

>>720545500
Stealing all this super powers

my dick grows to be any size I want it to be, cures any disease but only by my will, and once a year my pubes and all the hair on my body can turn into solid gold, but only if I shave it off and it lasts for one month and is painless and has no negative effects on my health.

Having dick as big as i want.

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>>720553934

I'm surprised I haven't seen mind reading. I think that one would be really useful. Think about how good sex would be if you knew exactly what she was thinking and feeling. You'd be the best fuck of her life. Plus, you'd have some predictive properties too, like being able to know if someone is coming at you and what they're afraid of.

Meatmancy

Can control all living/dead flesh on earth down to it's base atoms.

The power to instantly teleport a living breathing clone of any woman you can think of naked into any setting and she is completely subservient to you, has none of the flaws or diseases of the original, and as soon as you want her gone she disappears like Mr. Meseeks from Rick and Morty.
Plus they shit gold.
Also

>>720545500
Being able to create doppelgangers and then reabsorb them gaining their experience
>yeah like a sort of shadow clone jutsu from naruto but based on biology like Multiple man from Marvel

I know I am kinda late to the thread, but


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/special:random

always gets some good ones

I got pyro kinetic combat, basically a fire bender

>>720546811
REMOVE THE HERETICS

>>720546811
Okay, Rick Sanchez.

The power to not need food or drinkd to live

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>>720545500
Make people do anything I want. Basically like Purple Man from Jessica Jones, but better.

If I tell them to believe it or feel it they will.

like if I tell Ariana Grande to love me, she will.

I guess I would call it power of Obedient Persuasion

"Revenge is a dish best served cold"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDGuyGPJ_JE

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>>720545500
THE ABILITY TO POST TRIPS EVERY TIME.

>>720546276
/thread

>>720549138
Only with less Hayden Christensen

>>720545500
the ability to find anything

>>720545500
Accelerated healing factor, a lá Wolverine.
Longevity and nary a sick day.

if dubs everyone loses their powers

>>720545500
Make any girl instantly horny and let you fuck them everwhere you want also immunity to hiv and other shit.

>>720549138
Theres a nick cage movie like that that he tries every probable result

Enhanced Senses.

>>720555854
This is godlike!

Just go for the immunity to any kind of illness.

>>720546707
You don't know that unless you've experienced it.

>>720545500
Clairvoyance.sell my services and build a cabin in the woods and play vidya all day

The power to ruin other's lives in various ways by thought.
>a combination of telekinesis and mind control, but with the twist that it has to satisfy it's blood lust in order to be used.

TimeTravel

The power to fuck other people's mothers at will and nobody argues or interferes no matter where, what time, or who's mother.

>>720546339
You sound like a fucking hentai quote.

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>>720545500
The ability to make my dick into any dick in the world be it animal human or fictional...basically id be a dick shifter...

>>720557623
I wouldnt want to shift anything else because id never be
able to keep the same look id get nothing done not being satisfied with my appearance.

Is stopping time for everyone but me too op?

>>720545500
I want the power to make men spontaniously cum in their pants.

Power to teleport random objects into womens bras. That exact limitation.

>>720554048
Flawless illusion is godlike, tho.

>>720559378
Not if there's a "time limit".