Could I defend myself against this dude if he started shit? He's

>>720533043
hes got a weak chin, fuckin rock that shit and he'll drop. dont let him fuck with you

Here's a tip and just the tip and only for a minute.The balls are always a soft target.
Also OP is still a fag

>>720533043
just get him to hit you on video and call the police. he'll gt a violent felony and never get a job.


you'll literally ruin his life forever

It's a street fight, right? get a gun.
if it's not, keep distance, wait for him to drop guard, and aim for chin and liver.
Best of luck

>>720533701
Nope. Wanna take him one on one. Ain't no snitch.

>>720533846
whoops I didn't even see the 2 options before, they are much more solid

>>720533846
Thanks man.

>>720533942
So which of the two would you bet on?

>>720534024
best option is avoid fight, but you really want to, balls are best of in-fight options. if it is like a regulated fight, like in boxing, go with liver

>>720533846
Just a straight fist fight

>>720533043
Beat until you get second degree.

>>720534280
you should do it at a bar, make sure he's drunk, and you just drink water. then fight him

>>720534408
but record it because it sounds hilarious

>>720534371
Sounds good

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just grab the cunt by the face and thumb his eye/s
the end
/thread

>>720534408
Nah, wanna fair fight.

>>720534536
that sounds horrible. at least gut punches wont destroy your liver like eye shots will with eyes

and the main thing to remember is if you hit him once don't stop until you are sure he's done. i have seen a lot of people get tgheir asses kicked aftyer they connect with one punch and not follow up

Thought yall fags knew oc when you saw it. This is shitpost.

You have the exact same build as I do. Do you find it easy to put on muscle in chest/arms/back but can't lose the gut?

aim for the balls, neck, eyes, and any soft tissues and he will be screaming like a little bitch

>>720534657
Not afraid of gut punches. Gut punches can't do shit.

>>720534741
Well it wasnt' all for naught, I got trips out of it earlier kek

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>>720534524
my niqqua
>>720534787

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>>720534790

>>720533043
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.

Don't want dirty tricks. Wanna beat him man to man with my fists.

>>720533043
You could defend yourself, but even if you win in a fight, you will take some damage. It's best to use your mouth and then your feet in that order.

>>720534790
lol get punched in the solar plexus and all the fight that's in you leaves with the air from your lungs

>>720534790
Tell that to Harry Houdini. (Who died from one.)

>>720533043
Dosn't stand a chance

Get a cup just to be safe

>>720533043
you look like the retard from Oz but i think you can take him, Aim for bridge of nose watery eyes are a cunt

>>720534741
Fair enough.
Still a shitpost.

>>720533043

A couple friends with baseball bats would do the job.

>>720535194
Yeah but I doubt top guy can do that.

>>720535380
I don't think point is to kill or even break any bones. just decisively beat

>>720535261
Yeah but this top guy is not capable of such a mega punch.

>>720534988
What you laughin at?

>>720535297
Why do you think top guy would win?

If he fucks with you again fight him and next day u fight him again

>>720535543
>I watch too much TV.

>>720533043
Kick him in the nuts then stomp on his neck u fagit

>>720535943
That's faggot fighting

>>720533043
Before this escalates OP you would want to do the sane thing. Call the police.

What you do is when he shows aggressive behaviour or threatens you, call the police. Say in a calm manner "you better get to the cunt before I do!" And hang up. Go over to his house and type in your console "giveplayer_rpg" and unleash hell on his house. Double whammy if he's inside. When police arrive just go god mode and laugh it off until they leave.

You're a lot bigger so assuming you both have no training, you should definitely win.

>>720533043

hello white america.

>>720533043
Naah, as soon as he sees he can't win fair he his going to tear your hair out. Drop him quick or get a cut.

>>720536133
Thanks man. I won't be afraid then

>>720536259
I hope to drop him quick.

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thank yous

>>720533043
Nice pasta

>>720536778
Top guy has obvious height reach though

Bet on top guy

More muscle and height

>>720537167
Could be less body fat, not more muscle

>>720537262
Less body fat means faster

>>720533043
so, did top guy have shirtless pics just laying around on fb for you to take? what a faggot

>>720533043
nah, top guy would whoop your ass

goodnight

old copypasta is old

>>720536066
Exactly

>>720537505
Why?

>>720537358
Then OP wins regardless bcz other guy ran away

>>720537456
Yep. All from his FB

>>720535097
Then what the fuck are you doing coming here for advice?

You already know what you're gonna do, your opponent looks like a fucking twig, just go confront the punk bitch and let out your inner Saitama. And aim for the ribs, a cracked rib fucking hurts fam

>>720537505
Based on what?

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>>720533043
>Him: top
>Me: bottom

>>720533043
FUCK YOU OP SO SICK OF THIS PASTA

suck his cock until he cant stand no more

>>720537879
>aim for the ribs
I'm a little skinnier than top guy and even a shot to my abdomen will knock the wind out of me

>>720533043
I feel like you gottem, man. Street fight go for headshots or (nutshots)

>>720533043
It's the day for old pasta

>>720537684
>>720537893

because you're thinking about it too much, so you'll probably tense up and get knocked out

and your hair is too long lol

>>720538184
Nice. Then punch him in the ribs and I won't need to worry.

Fuck all these fags warning against a gut punch. Ain't scared of that shit.

>>720538086
This anon. Its the only way..

>>720538455
I can always tie my hair up.

>>720538593
keep your hair down then proceed to melt his icy heart with a smooth island riff

>>720533043
No contest OP. You got that scumbag piece of shitwind. Follow up your first punch with a few more, always better to be safe than sorry. Namsayn'

Lel. Asking from a phys stat point? You're a bitch for asking. Throw a couple, defend, defend , defend, once you see opposing start to want to catch breath, swing and hit your mark. For someone who looks like that you seem like a pussy

>>720533043
yes you can. always hit the face. dont hasitate.

go for the soft spots, throat, groin eyes and stomach. people always expect you to play by there rules, don't it's a fight, your only goal is to win

>>720539034
Ain't nobody's bitch!
But thanks the advice

>>720539286
Will go for stomach.

Go for eyes or groin is for pussies.

Throat is fair game in a choke hold

>>720539400
only idiots think like that. if you get into a fight, especially if he starts it, be ruthless sterilize and blind the fucker.

>>720538593
Sure, and this isn't exactly Olympic boxing so I guess it doesn't matter. It'll slow your head movement down though and get in the way if you guys start grappling which is probably what will happen

>>720539633
so in grappling, which guy would win?

>>720538259
headshots = broken knuckles

>>720539838
Nut shots ain't fair. Only faggots go for that.

>>720539763
Honestly, you're both pretty evenly matched. Hes got ten pounds on you which can be a lot if he knows how to use it but you've got more upper body mass and being shorter is typically better in grappling since you have a lower center of balance.

I had long hair for fucking years and seriously if you start winning he'll chimp out and start pulling your hair. Get ready to lose clumps of it.

>>720541006
I can always tie my hair back.

>>720535680
That you're overconfident.

>>720541226
Yeah, hes gonna whoop your ass.

>>720537547
this

>>720541622
Why you say that bitch?

>>720541325
Why shouldn't I be?

>>720541828
Because of the way you are lol

bite and spit on him e or say that you're maschochistic and its turning you on

>>720541977
You don't know me

>>720536076
>Best Plan Ever

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>>720533887
OP is a gigantic faggot

>>720542635
For a pussy. I ain't no pussy

>>720538086
Definitely best way to win.

>>720542752
Fuck you

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>>720542819

Am i the only one who seen this post a long time ago xdxxxdxdxxdddxddxd

>>720538725
Or was it warm his icy heart with a cool island riff?

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>>720542901

>>720542901
No no no, you want to cool his hot heart with a fresh island song

>>720533043
in a fight you need to be the aggressive one. aggression and having a strong will is what will win your fight.

>>720540116
Then it should be right up OP's alley

Stop saying short haired guy would win, unless you got a good reason! Long hair looks stronger.

>>720533701
this aint even a bad idea lol

>>720543579
But I don't want a vid of me as a victim

Want to be the victor

>>720543690
it's too late for that now faggot

>>720543690
Then knife him then kick him in balls then stand on his head

Don't want to win through weapons or dirty tactics.

Want to beat him on pure strength and hand to hand shit.

>>720544420
You've never been in a fight before, have you?

I'd totally bang OP

THIS IS OLD FUCKING COPYPASTA

You couldn't do shit you Manlet Faggot just fuck off and offer your girlfriend or sister for him to fuck.

>>720533701
hahaha, that would be cool.

>>720544674
Fuck you fag, I would totally kick his ass.

>>720544602
Yes I have.

Shave your head and eyebrows, show up at his house at 3am, scream wild jibberish in front of his bedroom window. Nobody will ever fuck with you again.

>>720533043

As long as you strike first and hard if he tries to start anything, you should be okay. Aim for the chin and don't miss. Otherwise, pretty much every fight that doesn't end with a sucker punch ends on the ground. Your best bet is to not get involved in the first place, unless your reputation, property, family / friends, or general well being are at stake. But why fight fair? Carry a knife. Even if you won't use it, it will still give you a confidence boost. Better yet, carry a gun.

Wow, what a massive fucking faggot.

>>720536076
Instant victory

>>720533043
This was posted a year ago

>>720533043
How do you like the taste of dick?
Your bait is weak
Faggot

wrestling 101 : control the head = the body follows. Get in close,keep hands up, protect chin, eyes above knuckles, keep knees bent, you punch with your thighs -> hips and core.. he looks like a scrawny fuck, and you look kinda retarded.

I'm 33, been in... i dunno, 20 fights that were serious-ish... 100s for shits and grins with friends growing up ( martial arts as kid, military as adult )

Size matters, but i'm about your size, 5'9 180... less flabby, but I was 150 lbs in younger days, and i fucked up 6'0 tall guys that weighed 200lbs, and also got ass kicked by guys smaller than me who were just faster and more scrappy.

The majority of the time though, if they out weigh you, they'll grab a hold of you, put their weight on you, and wear you out over the course of a few minutes... if you don't have good cardio, he's bigger than you, and he knows how to fight, you better have better cardio, and be able to keep from getting mounted if it goes to ground.. cuz you'll literally get smothered if you don't know how to escape..

I say fight his ass, even if you lose - you'll learn some shit

>>720538725
Jesus fucking Christ this is gold

>>720534536
if this guy is the supreme wank you say he is, he won't fight fair. if he loses he'll try to get his 'boys' to mess you up later.

fuck him up as fast and fair as possible, then fuck up one of his backers too. You can be real nasty with that one.

Done it before, not only did the faggot learn to keep his mouth shut, but went out of his way to stop other people from running their mouths.

>>720533043

wait until you have terminal cancer and then shoot him in the face for the lulz. unless he dies before that, then you won the race and can just piss on his grave for fun.

Despite the posting saying him: top you: bottom, wrestle his blue collar ass to the ground and slip your dick into his b-hole, you sexy Nordic god, you.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Perhaps you should just try to be his friend op u look lonely and so does he.