IF i gave you hundred million dollars and you magically transform

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>>720506923
no

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>>720506923
no

>>720506923
Of course. With that sort of money............

>>720506923
No.

>>720506923
abso-fucking-lutely

>>720506923
naw

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>>720506923
Gott mit uns! Nein!

yep - but only if i get to keep all of my traits such as personality and intelligence

With that money I could pull a Michael Jackson and become white again.

>>720507927
Kek

>>720507927
With that money, you could make a shit rap album about having $100M, and all the white chicks would buy it anyway.

>black
>rich
>still fucking white chicks

>>720506923
Sheeit if I got dat kinda paper i'd free my nigga Tito den we gon by a fukton guns ya heardat my nigga were I sign up

>I believe I could act the part.

Being black in this generation is easy.

>use sentence fragments
>break the law
>live off government assistance
>???
>profit

>>720506923
No, because my IQ would jump down about 60 points, and all I would ever think about is who I'm going to put my huge cock into next, chikin and watermellon, and spending my newly acquired wealth on flashy junk to try to impress people and prop up my low self esteem because I'm a nigger.

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>>720506923
Fuck yeah dude then I'd be rich and finally have a big dick too

>>720507816
that's not part of the deal. you become just like average nigger in africa.

1. Transform to nigger.

2. Get a hundred million dollars.

3. Buy Cadillac Escalade on 30 inch "rimzzzz"

4. Crack, hookers, rap videos.

5. ?????????

6. On the street and homeless.

7. No profit. Bankrupt.

>>720508753
as a nigger I can say that most of us have small dicks, we just hide it well

>>720508753
Fuck off, cuck.

>>720506923

ITD BE EASIER TO GET INTO SCHOOL
AND IM WEALTHIER
All day
<Skincancertanracereporting

>>720508890
That really defeats the point of the money then, doesn't it

>>720506923
Yep, Then I would pay for a pigment transplant and be an ugly AF cavelooking white cunt. Could buy all the pussy I wanted anyway.

Absolutely, I already have an idea for a mixtape, I would be automatically able to deliver bars so I would just get rich, perhaps arrested twice, put my long awaited album after prison insight thoughts and would get legendary status while I play the Michael to turn white again.

Not looking forward to aids tho...

>>720509137
surely average african nigger values money?

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>>720506923
HELL YES

but to be fair Im already a nigga. nothing to lose

>>720509564
Because Africa is such a land of opportunity and wealth right?

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She's lucky, amirite?

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>>720506923

as long as i could impregnate somebody 5 times, yes, OP, i would afterwards be turned into a nigger for a hundred mill

>>720506923
What kinda nigga we talking, like Denzel or lil wayne

>>720509765
Yuck

>>720506923
Sure, but do I get a bigger dick too?

>>720506923
>Rich
>BBC

Fuck yes.

You would have to be a special kind of retarded not to

>>720509939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDPtbDZOsrE

So you mean I'm rich, have a big dick, and I scare white people unless they have guns?

Time to take over Liberia, son.

>>720510334
average african nigger.

Damn right I would, being black and rich is not bad like being black and poor so it's all good.
Would probably have more chances of getting bitches too.

only on my deathbed. leave all the money to kids and get cremated so nobody ever knows.

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OP is probably a voodoo sorcerer, but I have danger dog. Download this before you all end up working on a plantation in Haiti.

>>720508978
Not me uncle tommy not saying the bbc thing is true or not but don't speak for everyone

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actually being a nigger is probably the best thing ever, you get free everything, you can rape and hit women and nobody cares, you never have to do anything, youre so fucking dumb you have fun doing nothing. Being turned into a nigger and having 100 mill is the best possible outcome

There's nothing bad about being a nigger, and being rich, niggers are only a problem to other people

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Love to clean her drool off his boner and swallow it down... Wouldn't ya?

>>720509765
This.

>>720506923
Yeah sure, go the geeky nigger route. Get an Afro and Glasses.

>>720506923
Of course I would, don't be an idiot.

money>not money

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>>720510359
Yeah that's how it works

>>720510191
Dumbass.

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Albert_Schweitzer#Misattributed

>>720506923
For 100M I think I'd have to take the hit and give some of the money to my family.

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>>720511617
its probably true but jews such as yourself have made every effort to eliminate it, i'm highest percentile iq btw, that's 78 times yours

The fun part is that it's actually a legit question

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Dont ever change b

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I wanna be a condom in the next life.

>>720511773
>hurr durr
Dumbass.

>>720506923

Only a retard would say no.

>>720512155
my iq is 115 times yours im top percentile, take a gun and kill yourself, hitler missed a spot

>>720512527
>hurr durr
Dumbass.

>>720506923


Can I choose what I would look like as black? If so yes

>>720506923
It ups my chances of getting shot, so I'd take it.

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>>720512779
my iq is 115 times yours im top percentile, take a gun and kill yourself, hitler missed a spot

jewish appreciation thread

>>720512937
no. you would be looking like average african nigger.

>>720513042
>hurr durr
Dumbass.

Yes.
I can switch races just like MJ with all that money.

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>>720513273
my iq is 115 times yours im top percentile, take a gun and kill yourself, hitler missed a spot

jewish appreciation thread

>>720506923
If i look like Idrid Elba or Denzel Washington then yeah. I go around getting pussy and living the easy life for the rest of my life.