What is the longest /b/ has ever went without fapping, after

About a month

>>720493583
same

>>720493444
bout two weeks.
tops.
more like one.

Longest was a little over a week when I was staying with a host family in Japan. I was popping boners from the wind

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like 4 days

and it was awful

Couple of months.

I don't really think about it.

>>720493444
shit tier: fap addiction
normie tier: no fap crap
top tier: sex once every week
god tier: injaculation

About five months. Just to see if I could do it. By then, the area from the bottom of my ribcage to my kneecaps was an erogenous zone.

>>720494484
How did you make it? Many who have abstained for a long period, make the opposite claim, that the sex drive tends to diminish through inactivity.

>>720494838
> How did you make it?

I'm stubborn. And I was in a pretty... bad relationship at the time, which helped kill the sex drive. And before you ask, no, I never scored with her. Which was probably for the best.

> Many who have abstained for a long period, make the opposite claim, that the sex drive tends to diminish through inactivity.

Many would be lying. I don't know... maybe it depends on the person.

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>>720493444
>>witnessed

longest was 14 days
cat was at deaths door due to blocked urethra
i was worried to fuck
didn't think about fapping one bit

>>720495382
Worrying about a fucking cat.
Fucking aids.

>>720495353
Me again: After long deliberation I've decided to try going for a year without masturbation, do you think this is possible?

>>720495382
sorry to hear. did it make it?

>>720494838
Fapping and fucking are completely different, faggot.

>>720495708

what the fuck no probably not

>>720495708
so your getting married?

>>720495708
Possible? Yes. Worth it? No. Up to you.

My penis don't work so I never fapped ever.

I come here for the memes

About a month. Had a wet dream at 27yo

Around 20 hours.

>>720495708
You know, I never understood this "NoFap Challenge" thing. You do know it's not gonna change anything, right?
You won't get smarter, or stronger, or sharper, or more handsome. You'll be the same loser, except this time, with blue balls.

>>720495934
Definitely not, in fact I would rather fap than that.

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Like 3-4 days top. It's not that I'm addicted to fapping, it's just i wanna get over with it quick so i can think normally again.

one week fertility test, thought about it constanly, edging while walking around, buy made it. girls at the hospital felt my relief in the warm container i handed them.

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>>720496201
this

Fapping is just something that we have to do so that we don't explode and start raping/killing people.
Y'know, open the valve every now and then.

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>>720493444
Eight months.

>>720496136
Well, the Nofap challenge is actually only 90 days. I do agree that most of those things won't result from nofap; however, I have particularly struggled in this area, and it seems to affect me more than the next guy. Also, it may not make you smarter per se, however, Nofap would eliminate a great distraction.

>>720493444
I went like a month after being cut to fix some pretty serious phimosis.

Shit was fucking something, surprised I didn't cum stain my ceiling.

>>720495900
Not that I mentioned fucking, but how so?

14 years

>>720496136
>Guess what buddy.
>Blue balls isn't caused by "not fapping".
>It's caused by fapping, coming close to orgasm, and then stopping.
>If you don't masturbate, you'll just relieve yourself through nocturnal ejaculation.
>It actually makes you more energetic, and increases attitude.
>Research "effects of testosterone".

>>720496531
It's not necessarily killing/raping people. But you're close anon. After couple of days i notice i don't think straight and i need to bloe my load to focus on other important things

>>720496869
Testosterone spikes but goes back to normal.

not sure if this counts but i went through a 'gay' phase for about two years where i refused to accept my sexual desire for women and tried to masturbate to gay porn. it never worked, and when it did, it was just unrewarding. so i maybe ejaculated one to five times a month and they were never enjoyable. later i got into furry stuff, found out about corruption of champions, and realized the sex scenes with women and futas were far cooler, beginning my tranny phase. it felt so fucking good i got depersonalized for a day from edging too hard

>>720493444
about 12 years. ending with being 12 years old. otherwise 5 days

>>720496685
>Nofap would eliminate a great distraction.

HOW?!

You're telling me, that you see this while out on the street
<<
And then when you get home, you're still thinking about this fat ass, have no possibility of relieving yourself to get the thought away, and you're telling me that NoFap eliminates distraction?
It fucking creates distraction! At least by fapping I can get it over with in a few minutes and get back to my life.

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>>720497151
forgot pic. Dumbass me.

>>720496685
Which distraction? You'll just be really horny for two weeks and then have random spurts of horniness afterwards. It probably takes up less time, but it's incredibly distraction to be that horny.

>>720493444
I haven't ever fapped. My dick just sends a nauseating feeling to my stomach and the head of my dick hurts if anything but water touches it.

It's ruined my confidence, can't find a reason to live either.

>>720493444
Self-imposed. Deleted all of my porn at the time. 2 and a half months without a single jerk. When I finally broke, I came so hard, my balls exploded.

>>720497410
That's probably your blood pressure. I feel it too sometimes, but in a smaller degree. Nothing that really bothers me.

In your case, go see a doctor before you shoot up a fucking school.

Two weeks.

>>720497545
I was going to make an exit bag. It's been years since puberty came and went, I think I would've killed by now. Don't you?

>>720497151
This is probably because you were fortunate enough, like most people, to not be plagued with adverse effects from masturbation. Also, sex is the greatest distraction on the planet.

One day

>>720493444
A week.

>>720497232
This is probably true for most, but for me fapping does not relieve horniness but only adds to it and becomes an addiction.

I'm on a 28 day streak right now but man is it hard

No fap 2017

>>720497804
Eh, it's not an exact science.

Here in Portugal there was this 35yo dude who shot up his old school.
He became a muslim a few years prior, you can figure out the rest.

i went 80 days

>>720498164
>Here in Portugal there was this 35yo dude who shot up his old school. He became a muslim a few years prior, you can figure out the rest.

He probably did it to lower the number of what he would perceive as "future infidels". Or the increase in psychotics in the general human population.

Don't worry about me though, I don't like to hurt people. Just wish my fucking dick worked. I have 0 idea what sex is supposed to feel like to people but when your dick goes numb as you're trying to fuck it ruins a lot of life for you.

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>>720493444
probably no more than 4-5 days.

I work in and around the city during the daytime and it's often I get to see some insanely hot women around. I'm only a man.

18 days. I was going insane.

>>720498405
Two questions: Why did you go so long? And what made you break your no fap streak?

>>720498164
what? when did that happen?
sauce pls

>>720493444
Does Sex count? Probably a little more than 3 months if so.

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>>720499151
around the world in 80 days leaves no time for fap

Exactly one year

>>720499346
I would want to fap in different areas

>>720499647
fap around the world in 80 days

>>720497102
I'm sure the OP was specifically worded to avoid this tired joke.

1 week
And found out I can duck my own dick.

>>720493444
3 weeks I think, yeah I jizzed more at the end of it but it wasn't worth the 3 weeks of no fap

>>720493444
The truth about immigration, by the numbers:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gOn9MuFimo

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)

>https://youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412

The Holocaust:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGP_evkvOk

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxpIsep4160

3 weeks in high school. Just to see how long I could go.
I remember semen leaking out when I took a piss in the urinal. A couple days after that I decided it was long enough.

>>720493444
lol that girl in the middle got a rash on her ass

If I go longer than a week my whole genital area feels electric, it's pretty cool tbh

>>720501563
A bit off topic, are we?

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>>720501563
We beat nazis before. We'll beat you again.

>>720493444
About a week

>>720503459
your world where nazis don't exist it literally right in the trash bin you can crawl inside it and experience the world you dream of

>>720493444
couple months

>>720503755
Wow. Such eloquence.

Pretty much my whole world is nazi free. The only place I really encounter them is anonymously here or on twitter, where they hide behind anime and pepe avatars, because they're cowards. So you guys are the ones hiding with a trashcan on your heads, blind to reality.

>>720493444
12 years, then I discovered masturbation

>>720504284
Random anon jumping in: Were all cowards.

>>720497048

you sound like a horrible mess of a human. What a life

>>720504284
the cactus growing on a balcony that belongs to an old granny next to your house has nazi tendencies did you know that

>>720504284
You think those kind of people are a threat to civilization? They can't even persuade a women to have sex with them let alone spark genocide

You people are like those useless heroes from Mystery Men

>>720504284
>an entire organization that covers itself up in cloth to hide identity

BRAVE NAZI SMASHERS

>a group of open publicly known nationalists that give speaches along with Q and A

COWARDS THAT HIDE ON THE INTERNET

you guys see how retarded these leftists are right?

>>720501159
It was, but this lame joke has somehow continued in this thread.

>>720493444
4 months. It was awful

>>720493444

Married two years, lived with her two and a half years before that. I've probably masturbated less than once a month since I started sharing a bed with her.

>>720493444
4 days

1 month 2 different times.

I went a half an hour one time.

>>720493444
2 months then saw girl i was in love with high heels and short shorts,asked if i could fap to her when I get home, told me *sure but don't look at my face*

>>720504896
yes

>>720504924
I don't think those people are a threat. But they're useful idiots. It only takes someone with an opportunity to exploit them, and who knows where we end up.

>>720504976
I think you'll find it's a little bit more complicated than that.
Some Antifash conceal their identities, sure. But the vast majority of folks are anti-nazi. I wear my antifascist badge every day. I never see a swastika, or a pepe for that fact. I only see them online, from anonymous accounts.

The alt-right is an attempt to rebrand nazism, but people are getting wise to that fact.

>>720503459
its true...

talk that shit in a major city and see how far you get..
go back to your hick town you hick... do you hick much

nice gif

Like, 1 day, seriously.

>>720505693
amen.

it's easy for nazis to feel secure online or in their little meetings, surrounded by people who agree with them. But try that shit in actual civilised society? Yeah, not quite so easy.

>>720505616
>I never see a swastika, or a pepe for that fact. I only see them online, from anonymous accounts.

so this means they aren't out there because you didn't see them? does your vision cover the entirety of the earth's surface?

>>720498112
day 38 for me anon

>>720506497
yes.

>>720505616
If you keep calling people Nazi's don't be surprised when they get sick of your shit

We're all American and most of our Grandfathers were part of a war that destroyed the Nazi party, don't ever forget that. Especially when talking to a Republican, you don't know how deep people have invested their families into the armed forces

to have some Anarchy/Marxist spouting social science major import a political ideology that's been defeated by OUR grandfathers onto people they don't agree with

That's how you get 8 years of Trump

12.5 years.

>>720507128
I can't wait until Nazi's are forgotten in general.

>>720493444

I made it three weeks. When I was 14.

After a church camp where they convinced me that I would go to hell if I did it. So I abstained for a long while, was doing pretty well.

Then school started again. Saw a middle schooler named Jasmine walk by, little 11 year old Mexi girl with the tightest most perfect ass god ever made.

Went straight to the bathroom (ditched class) and exploded just after touching myself for about 5 seconds. Best cum ever.

Too much information anon?

>>720505323
This isn't a things that never happened thread.

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>>720493444
About 45 minutes, except when I'm sleeping, then it's maybe 2-3 hours

>>720507677
>Too much information anon?
Nah, well maybe
I want to go for a year just to see what would happen.

>>720507661
they won't be, because hitler's germany was basic instinct of every human with ancestry to preserve his history and family and surround himself with as many like-minded individuals as possible and remove the threat the puts in danger your community

>>720505616
Fuck antifa, fuck immigrants, fuck liberals, fuck your whore of a mother for conceiving you in a back alley.

Fascism is coming, bitch. The conditioning for it being an inherently bad and evil thing is breaking.

>>720507128
People who promote racial genocide are nazis. Richard Spencer promotes racial genocide. Richard Spencer is a nazi. Richard Spencer is a leading light of the alt-right. The alt-right are nazis. Plus they keep flinging around swastikas, which is generally a bit of a give away. If it looks like a nazi and sounds like a nazi, it's a fucking nazi.

I'm totally fine with conservatives. I'm no liberal myself. But I am anti-fascist. The German Nazis were defeated (both my grandfathers fought in the war. My brother serves in the military now). But nazism is an idea. It can take root again, and I believe that is happening now. If we let it, then we are betraying those who fought against it.

And you get 8 years of Trump by being fucking idiotic. Jesus. You support that guy? You're an idiot.

>>720508003
Oooh big man on the internet, aren't we? Haha. I bet you can't even pee straight. Looking forward to punching you in the face.

>>720508003
I'm scared.

Oh no, wait. I'm laughing.

>>720493444
>have went
You have received failing marks in English since about fourth grade, haven't you?

>>720507963
Another group or groups will arise and will be more relevant and successful with their aims, and the Nazi's will be totally forgotten.

>>720493444
about 10 days. laid in bed and jacked off, cum flew over my head and hit the wall. felt good man.

>>720493444

maybe four days on a camping trip. very very rare to go more than a day. usually ~4 times a day. most ever probably 12-16 times in a day. chafing sucks.

>>720508166
I'm looking forward to blindfolding you and about fifty of your best buddies in the world, who you will have been through hell and back with, lining you up side by side, making you kneel down in front of your mass grave, and then giving every other one of your friends down the line the option of killing the guy next to him in exchange for his life, just to show you how big of cowards your little antifa buddies actually are, and then slaughtering all the rest of them with machetes after they've done some of the dirty work for me.

You guys are just as "bad" as us, but you're too stupid and deluded to admit it.

Like 5 days? And that's only so I could completely cover a bitch in jizz in record time, otherwise it's usually once a day to stay regular.

>>720508454
of course that is my argument overall nazis will never die just renamed like communists aka liberals

>>720508720
Woah, step back guys, I think he's about to cum.

Enjoy your little nazi wank fantasies. Hitler died in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire. I doubt your death will be any more dignified.

>>720508003
you had me up until 'fuck immigrants'

Controlled immigration can be very beneficial in the long term. Russia for example has a shortage of skilled workers to replace its labor force

>Thanks USSR

Their only solution to remedy this terrible situation is to increase immigration, plus Crimea lol

I like the Russians, they know their politics. They have once gone full communist and are still facing the repercussions. Listening to former Soviet citizens is very eye opening.

>>720508932
Lol, I'm not even a Nazi, or really even a fascist, all I know is that your ideology has fucked up this country, and that your time is coming. If I die in a ditch, so be it, I'll have taken many more of your out with me. Faggot.

>>720509216
Dude, I doubt you could even shake my hand properly or just look me in the eye.

>>720508902
How do you know they're the first of their kind, and not just a renaming of something else, as well?

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>>720493444
15 years. then all hell broke loose.

>>720509446
That's great. I'm happy for you. Doesn't mean shit, even if it's true.

>>720509678
Gnight fella. Stay mad.

About 2 weeks max

>>720493444
My entire life. Jesus says it's bad.

>>720493444
About 10 hours. That accounts for time spent at, and driving too, work.

>>720495882
No. it ded

>>720493444

Do you mean not fap or not cum at all?

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>>720493444
3 weeks. I had a torn groin and that is what I had to do to let it heal. Absolutely horrible feeling.
It was even worse when my gf invited me over and we were right there, on the bed but I still needed more time to heal.
Don't fap on adderall kiddies, a half limp dick will get torn and it will feel horrible, like getting kicked in the balls without your balls actually getting kicked, all the sympathy pain that just never goes away.

>>720501563
>show my on the doll where the jews touched you
>>720503459
>using fascism against milk weight white supremacists
I hate you both, can I get an award?

>>720493444
Nice trips.
Around 2-3 months.

Over two months, was in a situation where fapping was literally impossible. It was actually extremely easy 95% of the time. But 5% of the time I would get so horny any girl I saw I would feel like throwing on the ground right there and fucking. I would get so horny my whole body would be shaking at times. I could get as hard as diamonds by even the slightest slip of cleavage. When I finally did cum there wasn't a lot, but it was milk-white and as thick as glue, and I felt like I was going to pass out. I would never go that long again unless I had to, but it did make it much easier to miss a day or two if I want my dick to recover.

>>720493444
Two months, give or take. Was also the longest I ever went without lying down.

In the hospital for one, laid up in a chair for the other. I simply couldn't manage it. After that long, I eventually tried, and it was awful.

I was so weak that I physically couldn't force the cum out of urethra. It stayed there and dried. It burned like the clap trying to piss for the next three days.

After that, was maybe another two or three weeks. Wouldn't recommend.