Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Man, binary is weird.
First
TFW someone is selling a VFR800 for 1.5k but I can't get it due to registration restrictions.
So glad the freedom is real.
>>720487909
Claim :o
>>720487611
Gonna check the dude out.
>>720487752
Sorry, this random faggot was faster.
>>720487879
Yea, the huge amount of possible options is confusing.
>>720487909
Good job
>>720487879
Are you the same Tomoko I talked to last night?
>>720487999
Nice trips~
>>720487985
That really sucks butt!
>>720487909
>>720487985
ok
>>720488102
Doubt it. There is another Tomoko claimer tho. Probably them.
>>720488102
It does, especially since 1500 for that bike is a fucking steal! My bike is too slow, I need me a superbike!
>>720488125
Hey there! Still awake on the threads? When do you sleep...
>>720488310
I don't sleep for another 6 hours or so. Probably more
>>720488006
He has a lot of great ones, but the wonderwall cover you posted has to be my favorite one.
>>720488072
Arigatou Sensei!
>>720488125
Good morning, Alice~ have you slept yet?
>>720488215
Y-yeah you don't seem as easygoing as the other one.
>>720488310
Where do you live? It's not worth it.
>>720488412
I wonder why you both asked me that :thinking emoji:
Here is answer
>>720488387
>>720488494
Who are you?
>>720488387
Ah, what time is it there, in canadia correct? I'd rather ask than google!
>>720488412
Japan. Well, when I got a 400cc bike for 2.5k and then an 800cc bike goes up for 1.5k, I can't help but be a bit salty and jealous. It would be worth it.
I've probably put over 1.5k into my 400cc bike alone, and will be putting more into it soon...
My internet is so darn slow............. !!
>>720488699
That was me. Sorry
>>720488823
Currently, it is 18:18 where I live
>>720488823
Japan? Are you Japanese? Where do you keep your bikes? Do you have to pay insurance on both of them? Do Japanese people really sound like anime? Is it really over crowded?
>>720488941
Haii Alice~
>>720489093
But yeah, I haven't slept yet because it's only 18:00 here
Select ting one of the new but likely best one found in granblue fantasy.
>>720489166
does alice claimer have trouble sleeping?
>>720488941
Ah so like 13 hours behind me, not too bad! I guess you shouldn't be asleep that early then. Got classess today?
>>720488844
Rip little shielder
>>720489093
Ahhh! Uhm, no, I'm American. Military. Yes, the insurance is ridiculous here. They don't sound as enthusiastic, and it is very over crowded. I keep my bike on base of course, but there's a policy in place to where you can only have 1 bike, 1 car, unless a waiver is made by your commander. Hence the reason I can't get this sikk new bike.
>>720489249
Yes, but that's not important at this time of the day yet
>>720489336
I had classes, yes. I was talking to you earlier while I was in class ^^
>nice pantsu
Can't believe no one picked Gatomon yet. She is one of the most popular waifus.
>Invade somebody
>Their freind fights me
>Host dies to mobs
Well it's a win in my book
Okay my internet is really, really bad...
Goodbye thread people!
>>720489183
>>>/furry/
>>720489336
That all sounds very complicated... And thank you for your service. I always wanted a motorcycle, but i'm not physically strong and i'm afraid of losing control and crashing....
>>720489441
Poor Alice, please try to sleep more, it's good for your mind!
>>720489461
ah! my mom got me a Gatomon plushy for chrismas and i was little, i still have it somewhere
>>720490016
See you later Shielder-anon :(
>>720489441
Gah, time zones are weird, sorry! Pls, don't look at my cuties pantsu.
>>720490016
Please don't thank me for my service, it's literally nothing. Honestly, I'd recommend a low CC bike like a 250 sports bike or something. You shouldnt let that take from your experience! Take care!
>>720490147
Timezones are fun! It's neat that I'm able to talk with people from all around the world. And
>pantsu noticed
>>720490354
My waifu is an innocent and pure girl.
It's neat, I dunno though. When I was younger I'd always play games with people from all over the world, and timezones never really were there to me. Just weird seeing them actually affect life now.
Man, fuck virgins.
I fucked a virgin and the she couldn't stop bleeding for hours.
I don't think is worth the thought you were her first.
>>720490504
Most waifu are pure and innocent, but pantsu are good regardless!
That's one thing I like about video games, it's neat to be able to play with people all over. The downside is when they're like 4-5 hours off and you both do stuff in the day, then you only have a brief amount of time before one of you leaves again
>>720490716
Hello kitty
>>720490716
That's something you're expect to deal with, it's not really a bad thing.
>>720490847
Yeah, but that's why I played on servers with american and European population, I had friends at both hours on at all times to play with! Good fun on Gmod and CSS
>Can't throw pommel
Why is vidya so unrealistic?
>Hamakaze claimed
Bad day at school was bad
>>720491047
>more pantsu!
You have a lot of these
Most of the people I knew played from the US. The occasional person from farther east who would be on at the strange hours I kept was really nice. I miss that time
>GMod
Oh lord, such a meme
>>720491214
Rip. What happened?
>>720491376
Yeah, good times when I had the time to play video games all the time.
Pls, I love Gmod. Lots of hours in SpaceBuild and RP servers. So much fun.
>>720491047
>Is not really a bad thing.
Well, is not. I gave her oral when the blood was dripping off and then I kissed her.
I love the metal taste of blood.
>>720490847
Hey.
>>720491214
>school
>anything but a bad day ever
not really sure what you expected there man
>>720487985
I can buy that. Unlimited license. Im happy with my 400 though.
>>720491546
Slow day and I wasnt feeling very good
>>720491601
I guess that whats to be expected
>>720491587
I mean hey, if you're both into that, you do you boo boo.
>>720491657
Huh?
>>720491733
I could buy it too, but I've already got a VFR400R, and I'm not getting rid of it for a VFR800. I'll probably get a 1000+ for my next bike.
>>720491754
Ah, well I hope you get better relaxing at home!
>>720491754
is it highschool or university? because Highschool is substantially more miserable than university.
Best Waifu reporting in.
>>720491871
Id love a bike that size but Im a skeleton. Cant take my bike too far past 160 kph due to the wind pressure and my weak ass arms.
>>720491546
I play more video games than is probably good for me, honestly. But that's fine, nothing else to do but homework and 4chan
>Good RP servers
Oh lord, it gets worse!
>>720491587
How is your course going?
>>720492173
Generic waifu*
>>720492190
Isn't that why you hide behind the windshield?
Rip mr.skeltal.
I just hope to one day have a superbike to track on and go fast. But I also want a fast car. Rip money.
>>720492173
She's okay. I guess!
>>720492302
How is that worse? I liked the old PulsarEffect RP and OrangeCosmos stuff, it was like drug and cop killing simulators!
>>720491871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgMP07A7Hhg
Watch it whenever zura.
>>720492302
How is she generic, Arisu?
the one and only
>>720492436
Wind... shield?
Im a skeltal, but still work in kitchens. Im a strange one.
And Im living with parents to save money for now. Its not working.
>Rory-sama
>>720492436
Please! My faint heart cannot handle any more
>>720492619
>loli
>tsundere
>rom com
How is she not?
>>720492851
FUCK look at that spider! Fuck Australia
>>720492594
I'm not sure how to feel about this, I don't know what it means, but it is slightly cute.
>>720492851
Ah rip, you don't have a windshield. I've ridden a Cb400 before, it's a very nice feeling bike! Entirely different from my sports bike I ride daily. That said, I love the feel of my sport bikes!
>>720492852
Why do you not like the things I like?! What about CSS zombie escape and minigames servers!
>>720492852
>loli
>tsundere
>implying thats bad
Being unoriginal but pleasing is better than being original and terrible, Arisu.
But I can't believe you've done this.
>>720493096
Imagine her grinding her pussy on your face and then she squeezes your head with her inner thighs as she goes full Zura.
r8 mai truk waifu
>>720493096
I never played CS:S! So I have no opinion on that.
Minigame servers are fun though
>>720493229
You made a false statement! Also the rules say to insult other waifus
Where have you been hiding, baguette?
>>720493360
I don't know how to feel about that with a 2d grill.
>>720493504
What did you play in Gmod then, if you have such an opinion on that?!
>>720493604
Surf, which I can do on CS:GO and death run mostly. But I did an RP server with a friend and wanted to blow my brains out
TTT was kind of cool, but everyone who played them were dicks
>>720493096
I find them sitting too low for me. Though Im sure I could get used to one. Going from that old 250 to the 400 was just ridiculous.
Dmv round 4
>>720493604
i see you're only fond of yohane-kun~ zura!
i might kill myself tonight.
Happy birthday, Karen, we hope your cake is tasty and plentiful.
Best wishes from Taihou and Admiral.
>>720493862
DO IT!
>>720493862
If repeating digits you live stream it
>>720492852
Listing off tropes is not exactly validation for being generic. In fact, pretty much any character in anything ever has been done or written into a story waaaay before you or the writers thought about it, on such a basic level. That's not what makes a character unique.
>>720493862
no you retard
>>720493862
Fucking do it faggot.
>>720493862
Don't.
>>720493862
Dont do it
>>720493862
Here's your (you)
>>720493742
Ah, I did a good amount of surf and deathrun, but all in CSS. I dunno, there's a ton of different RP servers. I like the ones that weren't too serious and was just a bunch of people having a good time. GMOD racer was fun too! TTT was cool, but I got banned from like every server for being too good.
>>720493849
Yohane is perfect, yes!
>>720493862
How about you don't do that
>>720493862
NOOOO
>>720494121
>>720494150
>>720494178
He won't, he's just lost his way to 'land where people give a shit' and instead ended up here.
>>720493862
(You)
>>720493862
how about you keep drawing and get better at inkscape
>>720494069
Some character types are repeated much more than others. That's one of them
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>720494178
I liked playing TF2 more than GMod. I played a lot of VS Saxton Hale on that
Not serious RP seems weird. If I was to do RP, I'd prefer it to be serious
TTT was confusing. I could never figure it out and always got killed
>>720493862
Congratulations, you got attention
Goal achieved
>>720494534
I played a bit of TF2, it was fun! Hmm, I remember one fun thing I always did was playing as a cop and using a texan accent over mic acting like a sheriff. People loved that shit. I dunno, TTT was to me just "Shoot the sketchy guy" and I always got it right and got banned for "ghosting" cause they thought I was cheating.
brb need to get food stuff.
>>720494324
>>720494298
>>720494178
>>720494167
>>720494150
>>720494121
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>>720494078
>>720494064
>>720494052
>>720494462
>>720494782
Rused again by the great impersonator and shitposter, Mi Liu!
>>720494782
This isn't /waifu/ this is /hugbox/
>>720494841
There was a similar one to TTT that felt more like Clue. I can't remember what the game mode was called though!
Okay, see you soon
>>720493862
If you do it ill kill you
I might kill myself tonight.
>>720494957
This is /shit/
>>720494969
Do a flip, faggot
>>720494969
Debt finally caught up?
>>720494951
>so desperate for attention you call it ruse
sad
>>720494951
What a let down.
>>720494951
Dude.
>>720494969
Do it
>>720494969
who cares I have no idea who you are
Where is that claimer of Haruhi anyway? He's really cute.
>>720494969
Okay this might actually be Tats pretending I'm impersonating him and shitposting.
>>720495077
>implying I need attention from people online and I'm not just shitposting to make myself laugh.
Kk
>>720495222
Oh guys, Jokes on us, He was only pretending to be an attention whoring faggot
Oh boy, you got us good
>>720495222
>this much delusion
(you)
there you go
i might kill myself tonight.
>>720495317
What crawled up your ass?
Whats wrong with doing it for the lulz?
>>720495348
It's hilarious how you guys react.
Also I have tons of friends in real life. I complemented this girls shirt, ran my hand down her back AND she said that I'm a pretty cool guy.
What have YOU been doing with your life?
>>720495403
Okay now I know its you now, Sachi.
>>720487726
what's up /b/ro's?
>>720494951
Who is this? Can I call your parents?
>>720495093
>>720495048
This is not the attention I was expecting, I was hoping at least one of you would join me.
>>720495060
It was actually the pizzas, I have been committing suicide for the past 10 years now.
>>720495222
Too meta, nice digits.
>>720495523
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool (you) would take anything posted here as fact.
>>720495523
what's a sachi :o
>>720495600
She is so cute!
>>720495649
I'm not allowed to
>>720495663
Its actually happened though.
You just sound anal ranged now.
FUCK THE US DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES FUCK THEM ALL TO DEATH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>720495719
Yup!
>>720495745
By whose say?
>>720495317
10/10
>>720495745
did you promise your kike wife?
>>720495663
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Fixed it for you.
>>720495853
Edgy teenager who obviously never has gotten laid
>>720495879
Her tounge looks perfect for massaging cock
>>720495894
3 or 4 people
>>720495897
Did you suck my dick?
>>720495895
Nice self-gratification.
>>720495971
no why would i -_-
>>720495940
No actually im a 25 yo with a CDL and a wife
>>720496004
nice trigger stay mad :^)
>>720495649
Kek
Aren't we all?
>>720496038
There's your answer then, -_-
Also Alice isn't a Jew -_-
>>720496114
alice isn't but you are :o
>>720496058
>being married at 25
I don't normally feel sorry for people but holy shit.
>>720496058
Sure lad.
Do your homework.
>>720496087
Stay based sacho :^)
>>720496197
>feeling sorry for me
Why?
>>720496204
You do homework and look in the archive for the pics.
Nobody posted Mio yet? Why? she's my favourite
>>720495714
oh you silly anon you
>>720495971
Not good enough.
Who doesn't love a mass suicide?
>>720496113
I blame the damn Italians.
>>720496314
For the pics of your ugly "wife"
A pic of kissing a broad in Vegas isn't proof you have a wife.
>>720495879
Such a small mouth, I don't think my dick will fit in there!
>>720496481
>he has more than me so i better start insults and denial
>>720496401
Bada bing bada boom is that what this is? A wise guy convention?
>>720496581
>he doesn't know what a pic of you kissing your gf is
Just because you kiss a girl doesn't mean she's your wife.
claim
>>720496580
Not with those pesky teeth it won't!
>>720496708
You're just jealous of my quick wit, I know.
>>720496836
Shit
>>720496911
Going to have to knock a few out then!
>>720496805
Your jealousy is showing
>>720496805
Gimme a min i may have the marriage cert in the car. It maybe at home tho.
>>720497111
>trips
>>720497111
Nice trips
>>720497111
Have you seen his wife?
She's ugly.
If he married a cutie then I'd be jealous.
>>720497297
yeah I have to admit she's pretty fucking ugly
>>720497297
Shes a 7/10
>>720497297
I didn't, but at the end of the day he at least has a woman to love
Shes hardly ugly. 7/10. Also more than you have
2D wife>3D wife
>>720497468
I wonder who's behind this post?
>>720497525
Here you go
>>720497646
I have a bretty hot gf dude.
>>720497646
Man I'm still mad about the Chargers leaving SD.
>>720497774
What, you're judging purely on that angle?
It's a pretty shitty one to determine attractiveness
>>720497783
Im not. San diego didnt want them until they wanted to leave. Cali is pretty shitty in terms of sports loyalty anyway.
>>720497774
I had one of recently as well but we just broke up with her.
>citation needed
>>720498051
>lol if u turn her to the side she looks moar attractive
If she doesn't look good based from her profile, she won't look good from the front.
>>720498134
It was a nigger.
I'd also would like to fuck a nigger if my wife looked like that
>>720498249
She was whitewashed AF.
>hurr nigger