ITT: /b/ writes its own bible. First trips will decide the

In the beginning, there was a frog

>>720487036

friggin trips? dude, wat?

God is secretly Steve Jobs

In the beginning there was only apples, just apples floating around like little bitches, but then the apples had an orgy and formed kek

>>720487758
Roll

Before 2003, there was nothing; Everything if you count normies. After 2003, there was 4chan.

>>720487911
Dammit

you are a nigger

>>720487924
Roll for this

>>720487758
Reroll

>>720487196
Roll

>>720487758
Roll

I want a fucking burger

Donald Trump is a fucktard

>>720487036
In the beginning, the chans were without form

and void.

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>>720487036
Do we even.

>>720488887
shit

>>720488887
So goddamn close

Im gonna roll for this

In the beginning there was nothing, but then, there was a fucking frog.
The fucking frog, named Kek, started to mastrubate furiously.

That's how 4chan was born.

In the beginning,there was a priest.
He fucked little boys and fucked em hard
Jesus is a faggot and
Your mother is a tard

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>>720488887
>>720488998

>>720487036

>how was 2016 like?
Well, it started with a fucking gorilla

>>720488887
So close it hurts

AND THEN THERE WERE SINGLES

>>720488888
Just checking

>>720489021
This.

>>720487196
ROOL

IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS KEK AND CHIN-CHIN. KEK DESTROYED CHIN-CHIN AND USED HIS BLOOD TO MAKE THE STARS, HIS FLESH TO MAKE THE PLANETS, AND HIS ASSHOLE TO MAKE BLACKHOLES.

reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>720489522
>FF
>2017
>pick one

cancer.

in the beginning there was a trap

>>720487036
but we have hypersphere already.

And roll: In the beginning Lord Trump made the world and everything in it, except for the Mexicans, Satan made those.

>>720489522
Fucking cringe

>>720489574
Go Spam that shit on facebook you faggot

>>720487036
At first, there was nothing. A void, a black pit. For years it was all that was there, and then... Moot. A curly haired, pointy chinned, long faced man crawled out of the pit and uttered his first words through chapped lips; "Kek".

In the beginning there was reddit and then some faggot copy cat made 4chan

>>720489574
k

>>720489021
Roll

everything you read in this book is a lie

Trips for nudes, trips for ass, trips for snapchat, trips for name now trips for this shit?
What's next? Trips for a bag of dicks?
Fuck your trips faggot.

>>720489904
trips for quads

>>720489904
Trips are hard to get. That's why they're used as a motivation to achieve a certain something.

>>720489989

damn that was close

>>720489683
Roll

4chan is a shit site and /b/ was never funny. the bloody freakin end.

>>720489904
Stop tripping !

Anon :1 "As referring to all women on 4chan, Tits or GTFO"

Kill yourself

trips are lie

>>720490081
Pretty much this. Back when I was a newfag in 2015 I thought I joined /b/ too late. Turned out it was always like this; a shithole.

Mein Fürher, the jews are on the loose again!

>>720487036
A wise man once said, "They don't think it be like It is but it do..."

/b stands for bedophile

lolwut.

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Don't hurt yourself, anon. We all love you.

Once upon a time, op was a faggot

Bane?

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Once, kek thought
>What if I'll make the shittiest place that exists?
That's how reddit was born, but it's a material on next story.
Well, It all started in 2003, somewhere in the multiverse...

Kek 1-
"Kek is the creator of all, anons shall show obedience to kek, or be damned to 8 c h a n."

Reddit > 4chan

>>720487036
Traps are gay

First there was nothing then along came kim jong il with a bunch of furry traps and they started a pedophile site called 4chan. In there all the OPs are faggots.

JOHN CENA!

Landwhales are not sexy.

>>720489574
Roll

>>720487758
reroll

Le meme face

PURGE THE JEWS

>>720490699
Yes they are! You just havent found the right one yet. Keep looking and may allah be with you.

DC > Marvel

Gods humans or aliens, we are all the same, faggot be thy name.

>>720490256
>back when i was a newfag in 2015 newfag detected

AND GOD SAID OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT

In the beginning, there was only Pepe.

John cenas nigger ass. That's why I fucked yo bitch you fat mother fucker.

I am pedobear,
And faggot be thy name.

>>720490887
damn that was a close get. Almost wasted.

Thou shalt gun down all the jews

>>720487196
roll

Niggers should fuck the jews to death and then hang themselves from a tree.

In the beginning, Kek created OP, and he saw that OP was a faggot, and that it was good.

Nigger

KEK blesses only the circumcised.

Many things came before, but harambe and pepe are what's important to open this bitch with plus new fags.

>>720491114
Damn nigga.

>>720489683

cool, i'm a Libra.

Newfags shall be stoned if they bother oldfags with their silly FAQ questions.

No means yes

In the beginning, Dog said, "tits or GTFO".

Those who devote themselves to the Frog God shall devote their chastity too.

Furries are sentenced to death

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White devils aggressively toss the salad.

When niggers and jews came out of hell,
There stood one man in their way,
I greed you sieg heil.

All shall see, that Kek, the Allmighty, the Mememaker, the PresidenFaker, the creator of all what is b, is truly endless in it's wisdom.

Jews are the plague of the earth.

Dicks out for Harambe

Listen up fuckers, got something to tell ya.

>>720487036

when god created the world,he named op "the faggot"

Praised be Kek and the EggMcMuffin.

In the beginning, Amen.

Trips are heresy. Quads and Quints and the rest too. Only dubs are the way of KEK.

Watch this get

Kill the white man.

Hips don't lie

>>720491596
Rolling

fuck off.

For fucks sake it's friday eve and I spend my time on a jap memeboard, praised be Kek and the EggMcMuffin.

>>720491436
reroll

Ay lmao, praised be Kek and the EggMcMuffin.

Jetfuel can't melt cheese strings, praised be Kek and the EggMcMuffin.

>>720487924
Roll

Mememagic is real, praised be Kek and the EggMcMuffin.

>>720491875
reroll for this reroll

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Day one: the nigger cuck'd a beta faggot and kek was pleased

>>720487036
Jews Jews and more Jews

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When are we going to become trump?

In the beginning there was some kid named Adam who didn't want to be with womens and stuff and wanted to play vidja games all day

4chan is made by aliens.

Dingelbob was here, praised be Kek and the EggMcMuffin.

In the beginning god created the transvestite that pooped mozerella dinosaurs

>>720492224
Oh come on?!

In the beginning there was only OP and a faggit he was

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In the beginning, there was an inferior insecure jealous white boy.

From rectal cavity of a interstellar alien, one small bit of undigested food fell. Thus fell with great velocity, and gets further from its creator with each day.

I am god, and i love traps.

Fuck this shit I am out, praised be Kek and the EggMcMuffin.

>>720487196
roll

>>720492345
Fucking reroll.

in the beginning, there was a man named moot

Traps are heretics. They shall be burned alive.

There is only shitpost.

>>720489243
kek

>>720492352
reroll

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“All you need is love”
Mr Lennon’s voice came out of the speakers and echoed through the terminal.

“I love this song.”, my friend said with a smile.
“Yeah, it’s pretty good. Kinda lousy lyrics though.” was my reply.
She laughed. “Typical Eli haha. But love is the best, you know?”
“So they say… but what does it mean?” I asked with a tone of feigned drama.
“Well… love is all you need, and that’s all you need to know” was her full reply.

At this point we got distracted by a dramatic scene just outside the window, a dramatic farewell between a young man leaving with the train and a woman who had to stay. A classic, I thought for a while about how many times a day that happens in the world, then I came back to reality to continue the conversation.

“So tell me, Mal, what do you love?”
She thought for a second, then answered.
“My horse. I love my horse so much.”

I hesitated for a second, unsure if it was a good idea to be as blunt as I was about to be. Then I said it.
“I see. You love your horse… Is that why you keep him locked away in a small booth where he can barely move and has to stand in his own shit? Is that why he only gets to leave his booth for an hour or so a day, and only under the condition that you can sit on him and yell commands?
So THAT’s what love is?”

She didn’t answer, she started crying.

...cont

>>720492352
This

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roll

First, op was a faggot.

Bail out while you still can fuckass.

In the beginning, Stanley woke up.

ALL BE GAY OR BE GAYNE
(heh)

>>720492670
That's some good oc brother

>>720492738
rolling for the stanley parable ref

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>720492778
damn, close. also rolling for that

>>720492778
unlucky

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>>720492585
>...cont
please don't

Penis > Vagina
Unless it is a woman

>>720492738
roll

>>720492778
ill reroll for ya bud

Once upon a time, there was kek.

In a time before the fappaning, there was a time where they weren't spicy, dank, or sick. They were simply referred to as..,MEMES.

bird=word

There is no god.
The end.
Feelsbadman.

fuck you fagort
xoxoxo

Chicks dig big black rock, not a white flaccid sock.

ITT NO FUCKING TRIPS

In the beginning there was a frog. His name Was KEK. Kek was bored so he masturbated. When he came instead of a thick white string of cum a world came out. And the earth... WAS BORN.

fagget. kek. THE END!

What is love?

>>720493326
roll

op is a faggot

4chan hates black people because they're insecure about their own bodies

dubs,trips,Its a elusion.
Kek be thy singels.
and faggot be thy name.

There is no spoon

In the beginning, the end. God does not exist

>>720493326
555

Nigger

and thy name shine in kek

poopey anuse butte

>>720493611
roll

>>720487036
Long cat was long, but our minds and understanding of the world were still short. But then came (...)

God is good, God is great
God made Candlejack masturba

Check my singles faggots.

>>720487036
FUCK NIGGERS GAS ALL THE JEWS WHITE SUPERMACY TRAPS ARE GAY

>>720493811
reroll

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

God does not exist.

>>720493702
roll

>>720493846
rereroll
lord kek grant me repeating digits please

>>720488887
off by one

newfag.

All trips lie.

>>720493887
damn, Anon!

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THERE WAS A GREAT WAILING AND LAMENTATION AND GNASHING OF TEETH AMONG THE SJW's AS MEME APPEARED RIDING A PUKE GREEN STEED NAMED "KEK"

Reroll

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Twilight is the best film ever

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Thy first commandment is to put a sharpie in the pooper

If your name is William, John, Chris, or Mark, then you're a faggot.

>>720493878

in the begining there was moot
and moot had shoe on the head

>>720490567
Rollin for dis

>>720487036
>first line
>trips

you have no intention of having a bible

>>720492738
roll

The age of consent should be lowered to 10.


(I'll probably be put on some watchlists for posting this)

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>>720487036
And he who drew our prophet Kek "pepe" be lynched with his family and everyone he loves

>>720493887
Re roll this near miss

>>720487036
holy fuck...this is going to be god tier autist shit.

Come /k/ and worship the Kube if youre a real man

>>720492738
Roll!

>>720494334
Talk about irony

10 commandments would be the first thing written down

>>720494323
"thus he who will be speaking bad about pepe should be lynched"

>>720494334
even the reroll was a near miss :(

>>720493887
>>720494334
Holy shit. Last reroll.

>>720492738
re-rolling

KEK gives trips to the worthy only

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

Nigger

>>720494396
REROLL

zoe quinn was this beautiful and decent lady...

>>720494445
off by one again damn

>>720494396
AND AGAIn

>>720494445
Fucking close

>>720494445
so close

>>720487924
You can do it nigga

>>720494318
Roll

>>720492738
re-re-rolling

>>720494470
reroll for this

111111111
kek will be with you, newfag, after a lot of lurking

>>720494553
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

All fags should post Cheese pizza

>>720492738
FUCKING COME ON LET'S DO THIS ROLLING FOR THIS

>>720494562
roll

>>720494635
reeerol

>>720494666
win

>>720494666
winreeer

>>720494666
CHEQUE

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And on the 7th day 4chan created shitposting and it was so cash

>>720494666
winraro

Now this is a story all about how,
my life got flipped upside down,

>>720494666
satanic trips to start our bible

>>720494485
kek this

>>720494666
WINRAR MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

>>720494666
FUCKING FINALY. that took half a hour.
Congrats

>>720487036
Nigger 1:1 In the beginning god said "NiggersTongueMyAnus" and all the niggers, in all the nigger lands, tongued his anus, and god was happy for the niggers who provided him with Analingus. And there was evening and there was morning, the first day.

>>720494666
oh the irony, the devil trips for the words of the holy

>>720494805
KEK

>>720494666
>Trips for the first line in the bible
>666

What is this shit?

>>720489574
roll for this

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>>720494805
Satan is God upside down

>>720494666
Satan had bless our bible

>>720487196
Rolllllll

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mods pls sticky this post!

keep it going!

epic book and epic bread!

>>720487036
>Holy
Rule 1: On the whole, there is no so such thing as holy on earth.
>The Bible
Rule 2: You shall not read only one book.
Likewise you shall not read only one thread or board.
There are many. And even more to come.
>Of 4Chan
Rule 3: 4Chan writes itself every day. Check Rule 1 and 2.
>Holy Bible of 4Chan
Rule 4: OP is a fag.

RE-RE-ROLL

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>720494666
And the first sentence in gods book was written in blood by thy devil.

>>720495000
I prefer nude child photography, the more genitals the better

also, if fucking a 9 yr old wife is good enough for the prophet muhammad its good enough for me

fuck niggers

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>>720487036

MODS!

PLEASE READ 720495000

You can make fun of Roblox.
You can make fun of Minecraft.
BUT DON'T MAKE FUN OF OVERWATCH!

>>720494666
>>720495000
the trips will keep coming, the gates of hell have been opened

>>720494666
>111111111
>kek will be with you, newfag, after a lot of lurking

222222222
but do betray the dankness for only one second, and watch His fury consume you

>333
Check'em

The Book of Fap:
Fap! Fap! Says the Teacher! Utterly Fap! Everything is Fap.

Why bother with work at which they toil under the sun. Generation comes and generations go, but the fap remains forever. The dick rise and the dick sets and the dick shall rise again!

>5555 quads
Check'em
In the beginning there was an OP.
He was of the faggotkin.

Roll for Jesus was a gay trap.

>>720495280
>111111111
>kek will be with you, newfag, after a lot of lurking

>222222222
>but do betray the dankness for only one second, and watch His fury consume you

333333333
and pepe, hallowed be his name, will show newfags the way to beta uprising

Lick my anus, Angels!

FUCK U

>>720495575
no, fuck you faggot!
you gay!

>>720495463
The cum shall flows up and flows down. Up and down it goes, ever returning to its course. All cum flows from the dick, but the dick is never empty.The place where the cum comes from, more is ever cumming All things are fap, more than one can proclaim. The eyes never grow tired from seeing, nor the ear its fill of hearing. What is been fapped, will be fapped again. There is always something new to fap.

All praise kek, for he will ever forever be in your heart. kek will alway be with u

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Chanisis 1:1 -
"Traps are gay."

>>720496244
Ah. Just dubs.

>>720495463
>>720496141
Is there anything of which one can say "This is not fappable"? Nay! For this has been here long ago. It was here on the internets. Everyone remembers their best faps, and even more shall be fapped. by those who follow them.

"First there was nothing. Then /b/.. ehm... Then RANDOMNESS showed its power and created everything, and it steers it now. Also, traps ARE gay."

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>>720496544
there was no /b/ in the beginning of 4chan, retard

>>720496544
"In the beginning, there was only randomness."

>>720496674
> /b/ - random
You fucking blind piece of shit

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>i want to be a little girl
-moot

>>720496865
re roll

The Fappening, don't forget The Fappening.

>>720496674
It's about bible, it doesn't need to say truth

>>720496816
tf you talking about, little girl?

The Book of Fap:

1. The words of kek, the queen of /b/

2. Fap! Fap! Says the Queen! Utterly Fap! Everything is Fap.

3. Why bother with work at which they toil under the sun.

4.Generation comes and generations go, but the fap remains forever.

4. The dick rise and the dick sets and the dick shall rise again!

5. The cum shall flows up and flows down. Up and down it goes, ever returning to its course.

6.All cum flows from the dick, but the dick is never empty.The place where the cum comes from, more is ever cumming

7.All things are fap, more than one can proclaim. The eyes never grow tired from seeing, nor the ear its fill of hearing.

8.What is been fapped, will be fapped again. There is always something new to fap.

9. Is there anything of which one can say "This is not fappable"? Nay! For this has been here long ago. It was here on the internets.

10. Everyone remembers their best faps, and even more shall be fapped. by those who follow them.

>>720487196
roll

>>720494666
so trips have been rolled, but what now?

>>720497239
put this much effort into a shitty concept. This is is cringe.