ITT: we creep out a cashier with your items >Jar >Lube

>rope
>cucumbers
>thumbtacks
>candles
>ky jelly
>cow tongue from meat dept
>large butternut squash
>vaseline
>box of latex gloves

Pillow lipstick scissors

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>>720471442
You forgot condoms sir

> 50 Shades Of Grey
> Zip ties
> Screw driver

>Slim Jims
>Condoms
>Toy Handcuffs
>Trashbag
>Funyion rings

>knife
>bleach
>enema kit
>a sonic underground dvd (they have some at my local dollar general)
>dog treats
>another enema kit
>2 8 packs of hot dogs

> Funnel
> Bandages
> Hot sauce
> Yo-Yo
> Turkey leg
> Pikachu Poster

>Anne Frank Book
>Tissues
>Lotion
>Tuna

Cashier here. We don't give a shit what you buy and aren't "creeped out" by your weird purchases. We just want to ring you up and get you out of the store.

The only cashiers this would freak out are day one'ers.

>>720472192
who give a fuck about you nigger

>>720472192
you don't speak for all cashiers

>beer can
> rope
> chips
> rubber gloves

>>720472192
tell that to middle class white women and sjws

>>720472071
fuck off wyatt

>milk
> MILK
> CHOCOLATE MILK
> STRAWBERRY MILK
> SPOILED MILK

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>>720472071

> Balloon
> Wig
> Sharpie
> Soft shell taco
> Children's underwear
> Aluminum baseball bat
> Whiskey

>>720472307
#teambaunach

>>720472373
this is a good one

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Condoms, just condoms

>>720471442
Holy shit!>>720471442

>>720472461
i'd be creeped out if i knew someone was willing to have sex with you too

>pickles

>haha pickles and condoms!
>xD

you guys are fucking facebook tier

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>>720472580

>nitrate gloves
>tarp
>set of chef's knives
>duct tape
>2 shovels
>rope
>condoms
>KY jelly
>little girl's clothing and extra small lingerie
>some children's books & dolls
>OTC sleep aid
>chainsaw

>Condoms
>Gold paint
>Red paint
>Iron Man Bluray

Small plucked chicken
Jar of vaseline
Porno mag
Wet wipes.

Ghost pepper, latex gloves, rectal thermometer

>>720471211
>KY and vaseline.
>Cucumbers abd butternut squash.
pick one
>cow tongue
pro choice

>shovel
> condoms
> crowbar
> gloves
> boots

>donuts
>donut holes
>super glue

>>720472860
Mayonnaise
Condoms

>pasta
>tomato sauce
>ricotta
>parmesan
>ground beef
>bottle of red wine

i am making lasaggna tongiht who wants some?

>Pregancy test
>pack of coat hangers
>wet dry vac

>>720472736
kek

>2 boxes of latex gloves
>3 jars of mayonaise
>5 packages of hot dogs
>crotchless panties, size 3x
>1 hamster from pet department
>4 hammers
>1 bicycle seat
>1 yoga mat

>toilet paper

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i dont know about you all but i use fucking self check out so i dont have to deal with anyones shit

>>720473066
Lel

>otc sleep aid
>vodka
>rope
>frying pan
>1 box eggs

>box of condoms
>toy cap gun
>ski mask
>KY jelly

first time i bought condoms the middle aged female clerk had a fucking heart attack (I was 17) and those condoms had expired years ago

>All-eight-seasons-DVD-box of the Bill Cosby Show

>OP

>>720471211
Military outdoor backpack
chemical resistant neoprene gloves
butane
butane torch lighter
shower curtain
binoculars
krazy glue

You should have seen the looks on the peoples faces behind me topkek. I was making a bug-out-bag. They all started asking if I was going camping

>>720471211

> childrens Nyquil
> rope
> shovel

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>>720473933
Oh and King James Bible

>17 extra large cans of vaseline
>bottle of wine
>candles

>kool aid
>watermelon
>personal fried chicken
eat them in front of his drool drippin big lips

>>720473975
kys newfag learn to greentext

>Dog Food
>Dog Cage
>Rope
>Lube
>Beggin Strips

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>>720474502
Sure anon, whatever you say. No work today?

>>720472895
You might be onto something here

>>720472003
the pikachu poster is a nice touch. kek/10

>>720471211

>x25 frozen koshur meals
>x25 packs of bacon

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I actually bought some wax strips and lube in one purchase, with nothing else. No fucks given.

>Condoms
>Spade shovel
>Nylon rope
>Contractor sized garbage bags
>Hacksaw
>Butchers knife
>Several bags of quick lime
>KY Jelly

>>720474890
>25
>not six million
apply yourself

>two halves of watermelon
>superglue

>>720472895
fucking kek

>>720471757
kek

>>720471211
Eye drops,
Cigarettes,
Diapers.

>>720471211
Baseball bat
Rope
Picture of cashier

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>children's champagne
>vodka
>condoms
I won.

>>720472373
Sounds like an overstressed dad with a girl in softball.

<<Jergins
<<Tissues
<<Season 1 iCarly

I got a cashier once. I had normal snack items worth about $3, but I handed her a fistfull of coins and said in my best Russian accent "uh...I no know monies" while avoiding eye contact in embarassment. I had like $8 in quarters, nickels, a few $1 presidential coins and some Chuck E' Cheese tokens.

She was super sweet about it and counted out the correct amount for me. Also had a good laugh when I said I was just messing with her. It was 9 pm and dead in the store, so I think it was a good joke.

>>720472895
lol'd

>Book "How to photograph nudes"
>Cheap digital Camera
>Stroller
>Candy

>week out from Halloween
>Razor blades, apples, and candy

>>720472895
best of the thread

>>720471211
Hawaian pizza and catsup.

>>720471211

that Bill Cosby?