Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>720453748
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Why is Urabe so sexually motivated? She's exactly that girl who likes to act slutty, not that she does, but then freaks out when guys try to approach her.
I understand reservations and boundaries, not wanting to take a relationship too fast. Cornering at high speed is a sure way to have an accident.
But holy shit this girl is lewd.
Been a while since I've posted
How's everyone?
>>720455842
Dead.
Literally everyone is dead. Literally.
>>720455327
You are fucking gay
>>720456007
It looks like it, it's so dead you started a conversation with me
>>720456130
I don't know OP. I think Syndra doesn't like me cause I tease them too much. Who the fuck is Bunny? I really don't know you that well either.
>>720456188
Wait aren't you C_users?
Bunny and OP are the same, Alice
And Syndra doesn't like anyone except his elitist telegram group
>>720456337
Indeedarino.
Oh, so a filthy heretic.
That makes sense.
It's strange, Syndra has been posting more upbeat and happy pictures compared to the more lethargic and passive images from the past.
>>720456452
Oh okay my bad then, eh we didn't really talk because mostly I am a faggot
And no he just bakes with a random pic
I think he's being reverse edgy
>>720456540
Reverse edgy? What is the opposite of teen angst and cringe?
>>720456608
idk being a normie?
>>720456725
Ohh.... maybe.... yeah....
I bet he does normie shit like post from his phone, uses facebook or instagram or any of those other social media sites unironically, and only pretends to be a faggot.
>>720456954
I bet he even has a 3D girlfriend and is just avatar fagging
Claim
>>720457488
>has an actual wife
>a child
>a house
>a dog
>a well paying, in demand job
>is a person in a position of authority
>college fund for said child
What a fucking faggot.
>>720457810
Well I'm sorry C_users but thread is way to dead atm
I am gonna play some vidya
Have a good day
>>720458122
Bye-bee
I'm not baking
>>720458783
There he is.
That motherfucker.
What a tool.
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>>720458963
>>720459338
>>720459338
This artist is really good
>>720459834
http://chanseven.deviantart.com/gallery/
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Hello, as well as claim
/dedfu/
>>720459338
Did the filesize limit change again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ApNHR92qwM
>>720462602
?
Whats the new limit?
>>720462602
As far as I can tell it is still 2MB.
>>720462815
>>720462876
I think it's the lack of sleep catching up to me. Nevermind, I thought it said my image was too large.
Comfy thread is comfy
I should stop watching these high school romance animus. They make me feel incredibly unfulfilled and abnormal.
>>720463538
It's boring
>>720464432
It happens to us all. That is why there is eroge to fill that void.
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As it turns out, Spears in Dark Souls are pretty hard to use
>>720466271
Stack dex and get a high stability shield. Gg
>>720466271
I have never played Dark Souls, but Spears are great weapons period. Without them, man would never have conquered the world as he has.
>>720466444
I'm going pretty hard into Dex and Faith
Gunna hit stuff with Lightning for some massive damage
>>720466541
They're pretty slow in Dark Souls
Most important, thrusts are kinda shit
>>720466708
>how do spear work?
>don't you slash with it?
>yeah!
>it's just a sword on a stick!
What the fuck.
>>720466885
Pokey sticks are good at 1v1, but not so much when you fight more than one enemy
That's why they aren't the best
Now Halderds on the other hand....
>>720466708
Get winged spear and the dragon crest shield. Both pretty early items and make an easy play through
>>720467230
Halderps are great. I like bardiches because they are more intimidating.
>>720467370
I'm trying to get a Bardiche, there's a pretty good one early on, but it's a rare drop
On the plus side, it's special attack is to just spin around, I'll be a human Bayblade
>>720467650
Spin to Win? Right up my alley.
Evening. How's it going?
No life niggers
>>720467291
I was going to get a glaive
And I don't use a shield
>>720467770
Only problem is that Spin2win stick is really heavy and needs quite a bit of strength to use
>>720468367
Well, you know what they say about brute force. If it doesn't work, you aren't using enough.
>>720468458
That's why my first build was all about Greatswords
This one is Hybrid Magic/melee
And I might try a full magic playthrough for a real challange
>>720468721
I've never played a DS game, but I would probably go strength my first time, just because I saw my friend play and he tried to play a thief. He didn't get very far. I think to the graveyard with the first set of skeletons.
>cough
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT BY THE LOOK IN MY EYES BABY
>>720468835
Strength is pretty great, especially when you get Gut's sword and slaughter everything
-squeaks and hides under his blanket to keep warm-
>>720470641
You squeak a lot.
Do you need a bit of greasing?
>Cripple boss so he can't walk
>Still kills me
>MFW
>>720470792
-is not a car- >.<
>>720471239
Lot's of things need grease that aren't cars
Like pigs
Now squeal for me
>>720471331
-doesn't like mean things and hides from you-
>>720471239
Oh poor thing, I'm sorry.
I'm not good at troubleshooting living things.
>>720471846
-Hunts you down like the little piggy you are-
>>720471876
o.o
>>720471924
<.<
>>720471971
Don't give me that look now.
Claim :o
>>720472436
._. <3
>>720456188
Take a load of this unironic Elitist scum.
>>720472570
komine-san
>>720472579
ヮ
am I still banned?
>>720472604
Want to play the rape game?
>>720472604
T. Elitist scum
i miss CC anon, the thread changed so much after he left
>>720473125
Yes I'm calling the police
I should probably feel bad for invading and killing people in Farron Swamp, but it's just too much fun
>>720473236
No thank you, that sounds dangerous.
I probably wouldn't like it either.
>>720473332
Woah. Rude.
And pretty unfair coming from that one boatgirl talking to Ten Ten.
>>720473818
You could look for him on /mu/, he's not that hard to find.
>>720474331
There were a few characters missing in there :(
>>720474618
That's the spirit, cutie. Don't forget to struggle. It makes it more erotic.
>>720473818
Said no one ever.
>>720473818
i've had a good run.
but what this has become is impossible to salvage.
it is cancer, there is no denying that it is horrible.
tasteless teens wondering in thinking its always been a hugbox.
using the shit state to further justify their depressing lives.
this will be my final goodbye to this place.
i will not return.
so may we remember what a glorious place the old /waifu/ was.
i was cc-fag/uta-fag.
and i am LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH.
THATS RIGHT, MY FINAL /WAIFU/ RELATED POST WILL BE A BANG.
/WAIFU/ SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.
I WILL EDIT IT IF YOU SING FOR IT.
lyrics:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bohemianrhapsody.html
quick way to sing it:
http://vocaroo.com/
any other ways are accepted
>>720474733
-brings you tea-
>>720475361
-will see you soon and sends you off with plenty of bagged tea in your backpack until you return-
>>720475361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw
>>720475429
What kind?
>>720475731
-brings you macha for good health-
>>720475990
Looks delicious.
What did you bring for yourself?
>>720476369
-tilts head, doesn't understand-
>>720476542
As good as that cup can be, it's always a bit bitter if there's no one else to enjoy one with.
>>720476819
D: -grabs a cup and sits down with you-
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Best claimed.
I've come to collect the souls of the dead
>>720476914
Tell me how you're doing.
>>720477355
I'm dead inside, does that count?
>>720477504
Aren't we all?
>>720477504
buttface
>>720477546
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>>720477555
Because it's so hairy and manly?
>>720477357
-is tired and lungs hurt but enjoying good company and tea- ^_^
>>720477629
Yup that sounds about right
Look at all these elitists
>>720477710
I'm just joking, of course.
I don't feeling like killing myself at all.
It's just dank memes... just... memes...
>>720477907
Don't worry now, I'm sure we'll all come together at some point and form a suicide cult~
>>720477629
Yeah ;_;
>>720477641
Oh I think you should go then.
I'll tuck you in ok?
You're all fags.
>>720478025
-isn't going. The day doesn't stop for pneumonia and tea wont get boiled either- <3
Did the thread awaken?
>>720478014
Oh hello you know
>>720478289
Yo
>>720478014
I wanna go out in style though, and make sure that at least my death has the meaning my life could never have.
Any ideas?
>>720478025
Aww, don't feel bad just because you're only half a man.
There are plenty who are into folks like you!
>>720478357
I can give you one
>
>>720478338
I have things to do but i dont want to do them...
>>720478389
That does look pretty good, but let's do it with cultural enrichers instead.
>>720478140
I don't want you to tough it out for me ;-;
I would be missing the tea though.
>>720478357
Who?
>>720478564
Such is life
>>720478581
You missed your chance at those BLM protests and the recent feminist march over Trump
>>720478653
Just check out some trap threads.
>>720478702
Yea, that would have been a blast as well.
But I don't wanna go to the US for that and instead stay local, you know, give something back to the community.
>>720478717
No.
Why are you posting trash?
>>720478653
-is just glad to be here.- ^.^
>>720478989
Not murikan are we? Hmm I see, there's rare chances for obtaining the high score
>>720478991
Today I feel confident claiming just me and my life.
>>720479089
Usually you'd wanna use explosions, arson or mass hysteria to reach those numbers, but it doesn't feel all that personal to me.
>>720479009
Me too!
>>720479221
That's not very convincing.
>>720479457
Just spreading some love with fun and relatable content.
>>720479457
o///o -brings you a cream cheese bagel-
>>720479221
You will be remembered for it.... at least til someone comes in and beats your score
>>720479009
Are you the one who threw that pie at me?
>>720479688
I would hate to lose to some bamboo rat like Cho though.
This needs proper planning and preparation.
>>720479814
You have alot of time to prepare
>>720479646
Don't you think life is painful enough and we don't need to be reminded of it through weak memes?
>>720479681
My favorite!
>>720479730
-did not throw pie! Anti-intruder alarm was tripped.-
o.o
>>720480106
*o*
>>720479890
You are right. Those nafris won't leave any time soon.
>>720480106
Maybe if we joke enough it will stop feeling so real.
>>720480540
Excellent choice in senran
>>720480602
thanks m8
>>720480349
I wasn't intruding, I just wanted to talk.
>>720480349
@_@
>>720480601
I wish that was true.
Time for work
>>720480768
It kind of works. My life seems like a joke now. That's somewhat better than the nothingness.
>>720480830
Have fun!
>>720455327
you faggots are the reason 4chan is ruined
>>720481329
lol, k :^)
>>720481329
Well that's a lie.
>>720481054
It doesn't work for me.
Though I do get a good laugh sometimes when I think about my situation.
>>720481563
Darn, the thread is dying and I'm running out of depressive memes.
What do?
>>720482436
Take a nap. Life won't be better when you wake up, but it's better than suffering.
>>720482436
Post something decent.
>>720482567
I won't be able to sleep at night and instead lay awake and alone with my thoughts.
At least shitposting keeps the darkness at bay.
>>720482701
Oh boi, that's gonna be hard to find.
Give me a minute.
Claim
>>720482958
You have all the time you need.
>>720483141
Is this dank enough for your taste?
>>720483396
That was pretty fucking bad.
>>720483647
Not a fan, eh?
So uh... yeah, thread is pretty dead.
>>720483822
I have a general idea of what's going on in that show but it was still bad :(
>>720484324
Tough crowd tonight...
Maybe something like this?
https://a.pomf.cat/bgeyfg.mp4
claimed~
>>720484435
That was pretty good actually.
And nice picture finally.
>>720484732
Unfortunately the very dankest requires more than 2mb, and often also sound.
https://a.pomf.cat/ojjlsf.webm
>>720484871
It's a shame there's no other way you could show them to me...
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>>720485350
But... I already am :o
https://a.pomf.cat/vetkhk.webm
>>720486024
sehr kantig
>>720486024
Then why did you complain about the limit -_-
>>720486235
Danke danke, immer doch.
Ich hab auch etwas rekt falls du auf sowas stehst.
>>720486241
Because I need to upload them separately and link them instead of just adding them directly.
https://a.pomf.cat/mcmqpu.mp4
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>>720486606
I was listening to that guy yesterday!
He's cool.
Claimed
>>720487145
I don't even know his name, but I wholeheartedly agree.
He dope af. And so is emperor Trump!
https://a.pomf.cat/lfkock.webm
>>720487461
It's Jon Sudano.
And who doesn't like the shitposter in chief??
>>720487461
Please make the new thread with the cutest Shiro pic in your folder