If you were offered $70,000 to kill a cute innocent kitten, would

sure, i can give plenty of other kittens' homes if i just kill this one.

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>>720454757
no

What's the limit, like can I get 140k for 2, and so on and so on

>>720454757
If it was a secret and I didn't have to do it with my bare hands I think I could do it.
Cats are my absolute favourite but I'm piss poor and already hate myself so I think I could probably do it so long as it was with a gun.

>>720454990
but that won't save you from hell anon

>>720454757
Yes I need to pay off my mortgage, funnily enough I have a cat of my own but if I had to kill some random kitten for $70k? Sorry kitty

Sure.

>>720454757
Without hesitation

That shit aint got no soul fam

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>>720454757
Sure. I'm a dog person anyways.

>>720454757
>70k for killing a kitten
i'd do it for $50

>>720454757

90% sure I would.

I like cats and have a cat of my own, but you can't give shelter to every kitten. In fact, most cats get just ran over by cars or killed and eaten by predators, the common life span of a village cat is 3 months to 4 years.

So... probably yes.

>>720454757
should I just kill it or may I fuck it a little before?

>>720454757
How would I kill it, though. With a gun, or a curbstomp

>>720454757
Gladly. Without hesitation. I don't like cats anyway.

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>>720454757
Reading these responses I thought /b/ likes cats...

>>720454757
Yes. Fuck cats.

>>720454757
I'd do it for a grand all day long

>>720457624
I like cats. I like 70,000 more.

If I could kill a hundred cats a day I'd kill them for £10 each

nope

Cats, puppies anything for ker ching

>>720454757
Oh yeah, no sweat. I've killed kittens before for nothing more than the pure satisfaction of causing something weaker than me to die. Hell, I'll step on it repeatedly if I get a 100 hit combo bonus money.

>>720457872
This, I never abuse animals but $70k is enough to change that for this occasion under these circumstances.

>>720454757
Time to bring out the old timbs.

its a bad investment

you cut off your heart when you sell out to something like that

your spine goes when your heart goes, so its courage that youre selling

your wits go when your courage goes, cause you gotta stay stupid so you dont feel like a coward, so its your wits youre selling

the trade is $70K for becoming a stupid coward

all through history, big tough pragmatic guys sell out in this way, every time they are too tough and cool to listen to this advice and laugh at it

every time they end up stupid cowards

$70K to become a faggot moron

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I would put that little fuck in a blender and listen to it's screams for hours if I get 70k. Nothing edgy about it, that's a lot of money

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>>720458093
maybe get a little juggle combo going so it has no time to fight back

>>720457132
this life is a waking fucking hell day in day out are you completely ignorant to the sin everywhere. The only hell I could imagine is if I died and woke up back on this fucking planet.

>>720454757
I'd kill it for free
I hate cats

Yes I would kill it quickly and humanely without it suffering. Break it's neck quickly. You know how many fucking cats there are in the world. They breed like rabbits or mice.

yes i see commercials for wwf looking for donations for pets. if you have ever seen lion king, the circle of life.

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70k? Wouldn't even hesitate.

>>720457199
what an absolute madman. fucking savage I respect that

Without hesitation.
I'd kill a whole warehouse of kittens for 1k.

>>720459194
I guess he wanted to make clear to the kids they couldn't keep it...

>>720458289
no its the environment of the world dumbfuck. If people werent so financially crippled by the tod 3% who have WAYYYYYY too much money and power people wouldnt even give it a thought and say no.

But as it stands you are born into slavery, the only way most people in the '1st' world get by is with debt, credit cards, mortgages, loans. You work your ass off your entire life for a shitty house whilst some cunt the likes of trump files bankrupcies for some of his companies to allow 'restructuring' of his other companies.

The world is flawed, even today we butcher people in their own fucking countries for black shit that comes out the ground because it means $$$.

Get a fucking grip you little 12 year old bitch.

>>720458289
what a load of shit about heart and spine and courage. you sound like a bitch. like you've never killed anything or even been in a fight. pussy

>>720454757
not the kitten!

THIS THREAD IS CANCER

>>720460802
It's less cancer than a trap thread...

>>720454757
yeah i hate cats

>>720460802
it's realy not. Cancer threads are like facebook threads and celebrity threads and WWYD threads. Fuck off.

>>720454757

where do I sign up?

>>720459389

you're offended cause you know I'm right

the world is as it is because of ppl selling out in the way I have described, it doesn't change the mechanics of you doing it as well

>>720459987

you're riding a certain type of energy that won't pay off for you in the way you think

just keep your wits about you, if you really value toughness and bravery then take it all the way, don't stop short where it starts to confuse you or you're fucked

you reach a point where you have to ride on what heart you've got, if you've sold it out then all the dumb ways will seem like the clever ways and nobody will be able to convince you otherwise

I don't fucking care man, go with your thing and learn the hard way

>>720458116
Being killed is not being abused. It is being terminated. Abuse is a continual process.
I would throw those fuckers off a bridge as fast as I could get my hands on them.

>>720454757
Line em up and I'll knock em down. Little southern hospitality.

>>720458762
Agreed . This place is really a piece of shit . Religions only made it worst .

>>720461484
Congrats moralfag, you sound like an idiot. You say that if you have no heart (such as morals/a sense of right and wrong) then you will be a fucking dumbass. *Sigh* whatever makes you happy though

>>720457339
Good to know. The offer has just been reduced from $70,000 to $50, genius.

>>720462327

heart is not about morals, thinking about what constitutes right and wrong is what happens when you lose your navigation and start relying on ideas.

essentially you're the moral fag, not me

but who gives a fuck mate, the world will learn you

this shit is boring to talk about and only needs to be talked about because you are a dumbfuck

>>720457624
/b/ loves cats
>remembering caturday fondly
it's all the newfags here who think they're so edgy when they beat on innocent animals
all animals are innocent, humans are not

now here's a question for the moral fags

say I say yes i would kill the shit out of that kitten for 70 grand if it was a secret or maybe even if it wasn't
but now what if i spent say $20,000 in donations and funds to help get stray cats off the street giving them homes etc all that crap
or lets go full peta and donate the full 70,000 to helping cats
was killing the kitten for the money still a bad thing?
now what if the 70,000 was donated to helping children? what then?
where's the line exactly?

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>>720461249
no im just sick of seeing this cancer on my /b/.

This is the nature of humanity faglord, if you pertain to be of such a moral authority you wouldnt even be here. You wouldnt have even given this thread a look, you wouldnt jerk it to porn and those stupidly exploited fuckwits of girls.

now go eat a barrel of dicks you deluded self righteous little cunt

>>720463021
This.

>>720463021
isnt this the story of christ, the kitten would essentially be jesus, dying for the sins of the other kittens (well maybe not sins but for their benefit)

>>720463847
yeah basically
it's basically the noble sacrifice? can't remember the specific name for it but it is basically when one is sacrificed to benefit the group or a greater good etc
thats why morals and right and wrong is not black and white it is all about context and motive and the outcome which sometimes isn't seen in 1 lifetime but after several generations depending on the scale etc.
a negative choice can lead to positive outcomes
a choice made for the right reasons can lead to negative outcomes

>>720454757

$70K to kill a cat? Hell, I'd kill OP for her iPhone case.

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>>720463847
>the kitten would essentially be jesus, dying for the sins of the other kittens

Mr. Whiskers died for your sins.

I'll kill and eat that faggot for 70 grand

>>720454757
It's a tough call. I could use $70,000, but idk if I could bring myself to kill something like a kitten.

>Inb4 pussy
I wasn't raised in a family of hunters, nor did my parents have any friends who hunted, and we always have had family pets, none of which I ever saw die or dying, plus I form an emotional bond with most sentient and some non sentient beings (my fishies) so even if I DID kill the kitten I'd probably end up overdosing trying to forget about how I took a life.

Now riddle me this: I'd have zero problem whatsoever killing another human being.

>>720454757
Sure. Never stated *when* i had to do it.
Fuck you I win.

>>720464312
Interesting thing really, Im a big fan of Neal Asher Sci-fi series whereby 400 yrs in the future the human race is governed by AI.

I think the fundamental analogy is the fact that there is a scenario.

A world is going to be destroyed in 1 hour, with 20 billion say on it, you can save 70% right now or you can risk trying to save 100% at the cost of losing all 100%. What do you chose?

An AI would save 70% and have done with it, a human would be stupid enough to think they could save all 100%.

>>720465719
>>720465719
where the fuck did you find that and what the fuck is up with all these third worlders...

>>720458289
I'd do it for free, nigger.

>>720454757

No, but I'd kill a black baby for a Klondike Bar.

>>720467295
>I'd have zero problem whatsoever killing another human being.

Same here to be honest.

>>720454757
If I could just have a really sharp butcher knife and just cleave its head off without looking at it, sure.

If I had to play with it and cuddle it and stuff first, I'm not sure.

Also depends on what kind of kitten it is.

>>720468591

what the living fuck happened in your childhood to make you this way anon?

you seriously might NOT go for the $70,000?

I don't even need it - it wouldn't change my life in any way because I'm rich already, but it's $70,000 so of course I woudl do it.