cringe/feels thread >when you are closer to 30 than 20 and

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>when the sugar hits your system and it hides the internal despair for a minute

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>when you will never have a date like this

>>720451806
>only your parents come to your birthday

at least they still love you

>>720452871
at least you have parents.

>>720451806
>>720452038
>>720452290
>Same fagging hard today

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>>720452871

>only one of your parents come to your birthday

>when you're over thirty and no more birthday parties...

These pics really dont say much towards cringe cause i do this shit every year since i was 15. I dont want my friends around my parents or any of this shit.

I don't even like my birthday in general, i normally just get my wife to watch the kids while i get drunk by myself. Maybe bbq if im not too drunk. So these pics really mean nothing

>>720453467
You sound like nothing means anything to you anymore.

>>720452998
noice

>>720452931
At least you exist

>>720451806
>when the girl you love gets married and you're still single

>haven't said a word to a female in 3 months

>>720453614
Fuck no a shit load of stuff matters greatly, just birthdays are fucking retarded in general. "Hey anon look, another year behind you! Omg you're so much closer to death, lets celebrate and spend shit tons of money to do it!"

I just buy $50 bottle of Jack Daniels single barrel select get shit faced hang out with my wife and kids then go to work in the morning. Love it

>>720453961
I think I get it now. Seems much better.

>>720451806
try being over 30

>>720453961
I feel the same way. I'm 23, haven't had an actual birthday party since i was 13 or so.
It's a dumb celebration and i don't like all the attention anyway.

>>720452871
Idiot OP. parents are the most important. Fucking manchild, make them proud.

>>720454397
>not out being a slut
>"legal", but not feeling obligated to party
>good family life
>cute glasses
>cute smile and apparently fit body too

that's not cringe anon, that's wife material

>>720453961
I love it when I can still find an occasion to get drunk by myself and not get bitched at by my wife too.

I do it on my birthdays too but sometimes people just show up, which is fine.

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>>720454418
>try being over 30

>tfw you attain wizard status and become immune to all feels

>>720454397
Those are some Brazilian chocolates.

Feliz aniversário

>>720451806
>that feel when your parents actively keep you from having a life

>used to be ultra beta as a kid
>became really popular in high school
>on sports teams, got laid, had tons of friends
>after HS they promised to pay for my education but never do
>meanwhile i help them with their business, do maintenance on the house, run errands
>6 years later, lost all contact with my friends, back to being a beta
>they finally decide its time to send me off to make something with my life
>a week before my first exams they decide they dont want to pay for it anymore
>they kick me out, sell the house to my brother
>sold anything i had of value sothat i can get a roof over my head
>my rent and utilities per month in my 4mx3m ghetto apartment is $200
>been sending my CV out for weeks now
>no one wants to hire a NEET
>cant afford an education
>cant get into trade apprenticeships
>min wage jobs pays less than my rent for 9hrs a day, 6 days a week
>working multiple jobs is heavily frowned upon
>been living off a pack of noodles a day for the last 2 months
>lost 55lbs in that time
>running out of money

everytime i contact my parents to ask wtf why they did this to me?
they say well son what do you want us to do about it, were on vacation now, nothing we can do

>>720454704
i sometimes regret not completely disregarding reality and becoming a wizard. at least being a wizard would have felt like an accomplishment, now i truly haven't accomplished anything

>>720454733
Fucking American parents, garbage culture.

Sorry anon, hope something good happens for you.

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>>720451806
>when you are 30 and expect a big birthday party

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>>720454733
get a job building The Wall

>>720454835
It's never too late

>>720454704
when your table is covered with cocks

>>720454851
>>720454935
oh no not american
im stuck down in the shithole that is south africa
i put the numbers in $ cause why hassle you guys with conversion

if be living like a fucking king if i could work for US min wage

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>>720454974
>It's never too late

>>720455008
>noticing the table, but not his shirt

>>720454733
what are student loans and state universities?

>>720452921
>when nobody wants to sit next to grandpa cause he bites

>>720454397
my sweet 16

>>720455148
cant get a load cause im worth less than shit
cant get funding for college of any form of education because im not blessed by having a black skin

>>720455119
there is a cock in the cabinet too, just like my mom's house

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>>720454617
>>720454397

actually she got her ass reamed later that night

>>720455294
nigga you got more excuses than reasons to try.

>>720454733
how the fuck is minimum wage not enough for $200 a month? what? lets say minimum wage wer $4/hr which is almost half of what it really is. youd still earn 6 days a week x 9 hours a day x 4 dollars an hour x 4 weeks a month $864 a month what the fuck am i missing

>>720452290
Tits Mcgee here is a fine specimen of Butterface...

>>720455433
again im not american
i live in south africa
there isnt even a legal min wage
youre lucky if you get R100 ($7.5) for 9 hours of work

>>720454678
Hell yea if friends come over i surely will tell them to come inside and get a drink but it damn sure aint a party. Just drinking and listening to music. Its a lot cheaper and more fun

>>720455348
Wrong rim fuck wad. Ream means a large quantity of something typically paper. You got her ass rimmed. Like the outer edges of her little butthole

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>>720454704
>all around me are familiar faces...

>>720455540
Oh. That blows. well you should swim to america before trump puts up the wall.

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>>720455585
>Going nowhere.... Going nowhere....

>>720454552
My last one was when i was 14 and im 26 now and my parents forced me to have that one and it was just family.

Hell my mom hasnt called me on my birthday in 2 years cause she knows how pointless i think that shit is. And getting gifts suck ass cause you gotta show how interested you are in whatever in it is and i suck at that even if i love what they got me

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>>720455580

>>720451806
shithead hungarians!

these wouldn't be so cringy if the guys were smiling.

>>720454929
This.
I'm gonna be 30 in less than 2 weeks and all I'm planning is a nice meal with my immediate family followed by sitting and drinking alone.
A mate of mine is throwing me a party next weekend though...

>>720455720
rekt

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>>720455837

>>720456117
thfuk is in those wine glasses?

>>720456117
>box of sweets on top of plate

>>720456117
Cuntdestroyer/10

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>>720455540
Dam dude thats what i made when i was 14

>>720455558
Seriously so fucking close to 5 fucking 5s!

>>720456488
Meh dubs are good too

>>720452038
this dude fucks his brother

>>720454733
Fake a suicide attempt. Make them feel guilty.

>>720456182
Jello and whipped cream?

>>720451806
I.. don't see the problem here. I've had almost 30 birthdays too and that describes my last 20 ones. I hate birthdays. And I hate people.

>>720455379
t. not american
It literally is as bad as he says. I got laid off and had to waste so much time just to get the benefits I paid into for taxes and then when I did get my money, I had to waste time with paperwork about applying for jobs instead of actually applying for jobs. Unless you're a minority, you're expected to have everything already.

>>720452921
my man sitting over here like kylo ren

>>720453727
At least you had a chance to exist

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>anons are complaining about people not coming to birthday parties

At least you guys have fucking birthday parties. My parents dont even love me enough to throw them anymore. the last time i had one i was six. Im 19.

>>720456890
I always feel bad for that dude when i see this picture

>>720456869
>Fake a suicide attempt
thats actually rather funny
iv tried to off myself almost yearly from the age of 8

it has always failed due to, high tolerance, discovery or just pure dumb luck
iv given up on the easy ticket out
without a gin, it just doesnt work

>>720457173
>gin
i meant gun
i got tons of gin though

>>720455585
>Hello darkness my old friend..

thats normal you dingus. Shit I stopped having bday parties when I was like 13.

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>>720457051
>At least you had a chance to exist

>>720457051
and we spend it signposting and crying like manbabies.

>>720451806
>30 than 20
>birthday
how old are you? 10?

>>720454733
i'm sorry anon, things can only get better

>>720451806
here's a real feels
>about to turn 25
>gf breaks up with you 5 days before
>no friends
>she texts you day before "you don't still want to hang out on your birthday do you? i feel bad but we're not together anymore."
>"no... it's okay..."
>spend birthday alone playing etrian odyssey

>>720455720
>bored hole
Kek

>>720457595
not him but how the fuck is 10 closer to 30 than 20? or is there some joke I'm not getting?

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>>720452921

I'm 20 and i no longer celebrate birthdays. Last time i had friend or that i was out was with 16.

>>720451806
>>720451806

Y'all are a bunch of faggots if you are still celebrating birthdays after 21. Get a job you pansies

>>720457731
Who the fuck cares about birthdays when they are 20-30 years old.

>>720451806
i haven't celebrated my birthday since 15.
last memorable birthday was 21st, worked graveyard shift and went to sleep.

>>720457104
Why, it's a nigger

>>720457846
>>720457906

There's nothing wrong with celebrating birthdays, if you're doing it in an age appropriate manner.
I'm a normie by /b/ standards, so on our birthdays my friends and I go out to bars and get shitfaced. It's not so much a birthday party as it is an excuse to get drunk and listen to some live music. But there are lots of free drinks for the "birthday boy" and generally a festive mood.

>>720458004
Fuck off cunt youre not impressing anyone

>>720458035
Yes, I agree to that.

>>720451806
>kenyér

>>720456890
Fuck mate poor guy fuck you its a feels thread rather than cringe

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Saw this the other day

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>>720458233
>cringe/feels thread

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This one always get me for some reason...

>>720457074

Don't worry its obviously your parents fault.

Parents are biologically programmed to love you, even if you are a murderer. Their biology is just fucked up

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>>720451806
>when you're closer to 40 than 30 and you have to do a 16 hour shift on your birthday.

>>720454617

I'm sure you would say the same if it was a guy

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>>720451806
..im glad no one cares for my birthday,birthdays are just self centred displays of fuckin stupidness.."hey look at me im another year older"...foad moron!

>>720458296
newfag pretending to be a straight oldfag. Cringy yes but not so special

>>720458942

I just use it as a day to celebrate gluttony and priorities myself over others.

>>720451806
Is it worse when not even parents come?

>>720455348
- Different face shape
- Different nose
- No tits

>>720455540
Whitehat, blackhat, arbitrage, dropshipping
All ways to make money easier than working. Don't be a tool

>>720456890
There was some anons that made him a picture. It was almost sweet of them.

>>720458004
Not all blacks are niggers and not all niggers are black, son. I didn't see him mention weed, white women or guns, so probably just a black

>>720451806
Kenyér

>>720459468
oh shit I remember that now. One of those lonely bear in the cave drawings we used to do for anons.

>>720459576

Why do people insist on changing nigger to this term?

>>720459858
Because it's foolish to imagine that all black people are degenerates. That would be like saying all white people are rednecks. Some blanks are niggers and are repulsive, some blacks are just black skinned people who live quite normally.
I hate niggers, but don't hate all blacks. It's not a redefinition, it's just common sense.

>>720451806
semmi baj Dani

>>720461535
I dont give a shit thats a comfy ass cake.

>>720462241
meant for>>720461765

>>720455720
The /b/ educational system.

Increasing the vocabulary of 14 year olds one insult at a time.

>>720454617
""""Fit""""

>>720454397
Fuuuck girls with glasses are the best. Not ugly ones though. Attractive people are my fetish

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>>720462694

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>>720463677

How do you guys keep specifically finding people sitting in front of lit birthday cakes with melodramatic faces?
The first couple I've seen were believable but at this point it has to be a meme.

>>720458463
Loved it lol

I don't really care about my birthdays so I don't organize them, but my mother still makes them for me
so I still really appreciate that

>>720454835
Taxes that the shit US goverment takes

>>720458463
i had a guy like this at my school, he was really smart and had nothing wrong with him, his mother had some kind of mental issues and his little brother was autistic so he got bullied nonstop about it, but he tried sooo hard to make friends it was just sad.

>>720461768
kicsi a világ

>>720452931
This

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBUkmWQWEdc

my favorite youtuber

>>720455580
>look how smrt I am!
In reality you're a retarded faggot.

>>720456890
Fuck that one breaks my heart.

>>720467393
Let us know when you get to this one >>720464808

>>720458499
>Parents are biologically programmed to love you, even if you are a murderer.

and when they're gone, as it is my case, the you realise you'll never have again that kind of unconditional love

>>720454851
This is true but I can't quite explain why?

>>720463677

>NO

>>720468060
>>Parents are biologically programmed to love you
my dad would disagree with you....

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>>720451806
>Having 'birthdays' after age 23

>>720456117
You can tell that his mom/family really cares about this little guy. Look at all that stuff and work was put into that, right down to the table cloth. It hits me right in the feels bone.

>>720468423
for normal people it's just an excuse to go out and get shitfaced or have a nice meal at a nice restaurant.
it's only basement dwelling permavirgins that think they should still have cake and ice cream when they turn 30.

>>720456117
>>720468517

does anybody care about you that much?

That's the reason I don't celebrate my birthday since I was 18.

>>720468403
perhaps he still hasn't reconciled with the fact you're born a nigger when both your parents are white

>>720467623
Jesus fuck me I know. That poor child man... fuck. Too many drugs lately, my emotions are everywhere.

>>720468828
>it's only basement dwelling permavirgins that think they should still have cake and ice cream when they turn 30.

I believe most normal people in their 20s celebrate separately both with friends and family. And getting cake for your family celebration seems pretty normal to me. I think it's the perma-virgins who think that there is something wrong with celebrating the day of your birth with your mother and father...

>>720469143
wow much edge, good cringe. this is why I will leave 4chan soon

>>720452921
Guys on the left: Hey Jimm Look at this sweet ass

Grandpa: Should of bought a boat

>>720464808
Fuck.

>>720458463
my sides are in another dimension

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>>720451806

Why is the microwave in the dining room????

>>720455043
>a king
>$8/ hour when standard of living requires around twice that

K

>>720456117
Is that meteos?

>>720469294
sure you will.
see you tomorrow!

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>tfw even children know not to take your edginess seriously

>>720469620
kitchen counter space is the most valuable space in most homes

>>720470188

But you just get a free standing cabinet then it doesn't have to sit on the bench...

>>720470498
there's no space in many kitchens for a free standing cabinet

i quit with all my friends over the last years because of social anxiety .Dont celebrate my birtday at all.On my birthday im extra depressed always^^

>>720451806
kenyér lol

>>720454733
>lost 55 lbs in that time

Great job anon. People would pay to have your weight loss success.

>>720452290
Why would you want a punchable slut with an ugly nose?

>>720454704
is that a fucking pedobear shirt lmao

>>720473025
some people honestly think that big tits >>>> everything else.

>>720451806
The last time someone other than family/wife came to my birthday I was about 11.

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>>720451806
This is either Germany or Austria.

>>720468828
This. If I get free dinner and booze, than it was a good bday.

>>720455043
Had a feeling you weren't American, $200/month to cover all utilities is hard to find in the States unless you're on welfare or something. I work four 9 hour shifts a week in a kitchen and make enough to pay my rent, buy beer/weed, video games, and eat good. Guess I'm doing something right.

>>720456890

is it gay if i tear'd a bit with this one?!

>>720474786
Not really. It's kinda sad. The pic...not you.

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>>720457051
At least I'm white.

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>something to look forward to

>>720473736
It's Hungary, you faggot

>>720475259
Still a shitty mittleeuropean place.

>>720468842
Not to that extent. Sure my family cares about me, but their discomfort about who I am and how I act strains my relationships. It makes it difficult for them to care about me in the same way. They see me as different, not a christian, kind of weird and depressive, not a normie, so yeah. Also no friends. What about you anon?

>>720456890
Damn i know that feeling too well. Right in the feels.

>>720451806
>having a birthday party after you're 18

Cringe maxomatic 9000 ultra.

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>>720451806

Well, I didn't get a cake 1 year ago at all and this year my mom fucked it up and they ate half of it before they presented it to me because they thought I wouldn't like it. Was delicious though.

>>720456890
People really care about celebraating different occasions?

I've always felt those things to be REALLY forced and pointless.

Unless excessive amounts of alcohol were included.

>>720456117
young Idubbbz is freaky

>>720452921
>>720457844

same here.. Haven't celebrated a birthday in ages. However, I do treat myself to a few beers at the the local hooters and wings or something a long those line.

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>>720451806

.

>>720451806
Sometimes that's not so bad. For my 27th I raged and went snowboarding with my friends and got a hotel and partied. For my 28th I had work the next day and had a quiet dinner with my rents, sister,, aunt and gf. Getting older is not wanting to party all the time

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>>720451806

Sorry, can't relate. I'm loaded with $$ and all the bitches want to come over to my partizz

>>720475431
>What about you anon?
Well, I think I'm older than you. After that period of strain we all learnt to accept each other the way he is. I think your parents still love you and care about you, but it's just difficult for them to have the necessary common ground. Then, when you get older, you get aware that shared memories, especially those of your first years, are much more importnat tahn you may think.

If you want a party as an adult 90% of the time you have to throw it then. No one's gonna throw you a fuckin birthday bash you're not a child. Call a homie and go out to a bar. Call a few and invite them over to drink. Plan a trip somewhere . Or quit your bitching and enjoy time with your fam. Some of us don't have that and still alone with no one giving a fuck or even know its our bday.

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Why the fuck would you want assholes who are going to bail out on you the moment things get rough.

The people who threw you that party are the only ones that really matter. They will be next to you in good times and bad times. The rest are superficial people.

>>720451806
>when you are already 31 and a wizard
>feels badman

I'm 31 now. No one cared about me when i turned 30 not even my friends. I didn't even got a happy Birthday Message. Every year i get more and more depressed.

>>720454397
how is this cringe?? she is jsut having cake with her parents, and she is cute as fuck

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>>720453467
Next Bday preditcion

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>>720475219

>>720455433
Lmao $8.00 for min wage ,,,really?
fuk me i love Australia.
Free Healthcare
Free housing if no job
400 per week if unemplyed
min wage 17.70 per hour

>>720468060
At least you had it. The people who gave birth to me, because they didn't like the idea of abortion, decided they didn't want to raise me.

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even in my chinese cartoons

>>720477306
They know their audience.

>celebrating your birthday

People still do this?
Shouldn't you grow out of this stupid event by the age of 14 or so?

>>720476961
17.70 is like 3.50 in real money

>>720477529
people with social lives dont.

zeta bitches

>>720455433
>9hrs 6days a week

Da fuck are you working. Aint no nigga got no time for that shit

>>720452998
and your dad is watching porn so he can get hard and rape you later.

>>720477730
>thinks 54 hours/week is a lot

How lazy are you? I'll feel sorry for someone when they go over 60/week.

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AUSTRALIA VS USA:

Minimum Wage $17.70 ph
38hr work week
Free Health Care
Government assisted housing if unemployed
Dole payment $280. pw if unemployed
median wage 50k

This thread just inspired me to have the most miserable birthday ever this year. im going to be 29. on the 13th of bebuary. watch out for me, it is going to make some of you an hero. Its going to be hilarious for me.

>>720477940
lazy enough to work 0 and bring in the same amount thanks to tax payers

>>720451806
these birthdays are all so sad i feel so sad i want to kill myself

>>720478200
>The McPoyles go to England

>>720478200
I just realized I look like this kind of.

I need to shave and spend more time in the sun.

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>>720453467
Im almost 30 and yeah.. never had those great feelings for my BD.. for me its like just a normal day.. maybe its cool that restaurants give you free meals and shit like that but anything else its just meh.. the weird part is that ppl want me to be super excited about it or about someone else's bd and im like.. ok..

>>720453161
old man look like a 2002 video game character

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>>720470117
House of autism.

>>720478728
this asian dood was really sad

drinking Boone's on your birthday

>>720451806
At least you know your parents

>>720453467
I second this. I haven't celebrated my birthday for 5 years now. Last year I only remebered because I share the date with a friend and when I wished her a happy birthday I got one in responce, which had me genuinely confused for a moment.

>>720479399
>Boone's Farm

Holy shit, I wonder if they still make Strawberry Hill?
Used to drink that shit in on weekends during my High School years because it looked like soda when you put it in a McDonalds cup and the cops were never suspicious.

>>720479615
they will never get rid of strawberry hill

>>720455195
kek

>>720455294
FAFSA and scholarships. My friend told me that employees for Starbucks can get their tuition paid for if they do not already have a degree.

>>720451806
Anyone who celebrates their birthday after 21 is a faggot.

>be me, last night
>jerking off while eating goldfish in the shower as usual
>got text from gf she wanted to break up with me
fuck we were dating for 4 years...

>>720480597
so all women are faggots

>>720480837

lucky you. Now you dont have to share your goldfish

>>720453161
this looks more like a celebration of 19th intervention for one of them

>>720468517
I was thinking the same. His mom put a lot of effort into making sure he had a nice middle-class birthday.

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>>720456890
I always feel that bdays are forced and pointless but this still hurts me whenever I see it

>>720476925
Work birthday celebrations are the worst kind of awkwardness.

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>>720453161

>>720456890

poor guy

Just turned 29 last week. Them feels.
>On my birthday I learned where I work they want me to work at a new location much further away from my house
>with less pay.
>have no car and the bus system sucks major ass where I need to go

What a nice birthday.

>>720463677
i said attractive people not traps faggot

>>720453161
At least his grandfather is Geralt of Rivia.

>>720457173
Nigger please it takes 10 minutes tops to die by hanging yourself and if you can't get 10 minutes alone you must be like fucking 12 or something. Go jump off a bridge or step in front of a train. Hang yourself in a closet or in the forest. No chance of survival or discovery before death.

If you really wanted to do it you'd find a way. A 12 year old girl managed to do it on stream for fucks sake. You're just an attention seeking little faggot.

>>720477938

fucking kek'd

>>720475426
God I hate that orange man.

>>720455095
Holy shit. I think I've been to this exact stake n shake.

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>>720476326
Happy Birthday, faggot

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>>720456890
kinda feels sorry for him...also somehow for this guy

>>720452931
>at least you have parents.
^^Be 42, 26 yrs since a parent said 'Happy birthday' foster parents meant nothing, last 20 yrs lost in a blur of booze and drugs, probably the next 20 as well if live that long, zero interest in anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wcGK1qr16E

>>720456117
>classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0BL0LJoFbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-yClWmQkhE&t=2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KspbMGlwkNU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXytFb3tU3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtrXvkgwYXc

>>720483785
>just an underage girl wanting to show her tits

classic

>>720472912
To fuck her tits and remember fondly the time you fucked that slut's gigantic tits

>>720454733
Work in a kitchen some restaurants pay dishwashers 12.50 an hour and crazy hours too.

>>720452290
Nice jugs

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>>720452038

>>720484398
Cosby one was hilarious

>>720452921
I have the same fucking birthday banner. These pictures get to me.

Guys, never give up, okay? Shit can turn around real quick and real good, just gotta believe.

>turn 23
>alone at home, go out to movies alone, wanna meet for drinks with friends but nobody can go, go home
>go on interwebs, jerk off, cry, jerk off some more
>wake up next morning, contemplate suicide, go play vidya instead

>month ago, turn 29
>visiting fiancee in Asia, she throws surprise party at my favorite restaurant with all her friends, having the time of my life, girlfriend publicly speeches how much she loves me
>threesome with one of her friends as birthday surprise, take friend's virginity and have fun with all three all night long
>wake up next morning with breakfast on bed and cuddles and kisses from both girls

Believe. It'll get better.

>>720454397
18, alright! giggity.

no seriously, shes cute as hell!

Never felt as many feels as now.

The mother made a cake for her son so she could somehow remind herself of the days her kid was happy and smiling.

I really feel bad for my parents... Giving away everything they could for me, only to get a depressed loser.

At least, if I was a depressed loser all my life, they could have get used to it... But since I was a happy energetic happy kid when I was younger, it must be so heartbreaking for them.

Feels.

>>720483289
they all look the same...

>>720456117
that party lit as fuck fam

>>720457074
Atleast you have had bithdays, I'm 44 and never have celebrated bithdays, never had classmates over with gifts...

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>invite all your kids over for thanksgiving
>no one calls or comes
>all because you voted for Trump

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>you will never get a special birthday pretzel

>>720464808
whoa, the feels man, the feels

>>720475739
get out of here, you nonconformist. you think you're ''cooler'' and ''better'' than us?

>>720454397
unlike with the acne-ridden fellows earlier in this thread, you can see the confidence in the girl's smile
she's having a separate party with her friends

>>720454397
I feel like some of these are pictures of nice kids at their birthday at their grandparents place. they are loved and get multiple parties they had one with their friends now they are taking the pics with older family it sorta fits for some of them. Others i'm sure are cring as fuck

>>720464808

Shit that's rough

>>720476326
Happy birthday you fucking faggot 4chan will always fucking hate you. so bascily you are welcome here

>>720464808
Im going to leave work here soon, pick up some booz, and make myself happy.

is she 18 yet?

holy shit this thread has been up almost 9 hours. that's unheard of

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>>720455580
>not being familiar with the process of reaming
you sicken me

>>720457104
I remember anon found him on facebook and kept sending him happy bday messages and shit, i wish i could find the thread

>>720485916

I understand exactly how you feel.

I wish I had the resources to track all these dudes down and hang out with them.

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This autistic girl spent her birthday alone at the arcade because none of the classmates she invited showed up.

>>720461765
that cake must have cost a pretty penny
the candlewax covered sculpture things take a shitload ot time to produce and you get charged heavily

>>720487854


That's horrible.

>>720476925
is that red letter media?

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>>720461765

>>720486676
exactly. "Ok, blow out the candles then off you go with your friends!"

>>720488060
yeah.