Gay test.
If you can look at this image without your dick moving you are officially straight. Post to tell us how you did.
>>720437609
its not that hard lul
>>720437672
failed bigly
>>720438045
yeah, OP didn't say you have to click it to be full-size
that makes a big difference
damn im straight
>>720437609
Straight
>>720437609
Passed. Show me a picture of a turgid veiny cock and I'll surely fail. Claiming straight.
>>720437609
Maybe if you actually posted an attractive male you'd get more of a reaction.
>>720437609
Yup, straight.
Good to know.
I'm bi and all can I think about is him getting bit on the nuts by a snake or something while his leg is stuck in that hole
>>720438628
>posts cartoon dick
Faggot.
>>720438729
Bisexual actually
>>720437609
been concerned but not a wiggle
thanks bro
Gay and no reaction
I'm bi, but my dick didn't even budge. Rip dude.
>>720438788
No. You're posting LoL shit too. You're a faggot.
>>720438862
Bisexual actually silly
>>720438701
>>720438788
>>720438832
>Bi
Kek fags in denial.
>>720438926
I'm still the same anon. You are a faggot. Deny all you want. You like LoL and dick. Double faggot.
>>720438628
>>720438822
>>720438832
>>720438701
No. You need to open the pic to full size or it has no effect
>>720438969
Now now don't assume everyone's like you anon
>>720438995
Oh stop being so anal about LoL
>>720437609
Pic reminds me of the post from years back where an anon said he did this pose everytime he was in the shower to justify his dead emotions.
>>720439019
Nope, still has a micro dick and while I enjoy big balls, the lack of a cock is too much of a turn off
>>720439089
He managed to shove his leg into the shower floor every day? Damn that's determination!
>>720439056
You're not fooling anyone here cum guzzler.
I'm sure your parents know what a little faggot you are kek
>>720437609
Gay and no reaction. Show me some big man spreadig his ass then I'll lose
>>720439251
You sound as bitter as the cum I guzzle down anon
>you look
>nothing
>you move on
Does nothing for me. I even fap to traps and cds
>>720437609
Getthelube.com
Dick didnt move, therefore am straight.
I like traps
Therefore liking traps is straight
>>720439470
>mental acrobats
Im Bi, he just aint what i like, and also i need more than pictures..... so straight by your measure is actually not????
>>720439340
>Jerks off to cartoons
>Unironically
Holy fuck nobody will ever love you, homo.
>>720439470
>Therefore liking traps is straight
actually is
trap is a straight fetish
My dick moved, he's trapped and I love that. I'm straight tho
>>720439114
Op posted a top or bottom test.
Tops have dick move
>>720439549
You're projecting anon
>>720439606
>Tops have dick move
bottoms wonder where big dick is
>>720439163
You got me, Anon. I was too busy staring at that delicious yam bag to even notice his leg in the ground.
>>720439598
>My dick moved, he's trapped and I love that. I'm straight tho
You'd rape his ass
doesn't make you gay though
wouldn't mind watching that
>>720439606
I guess he has a cute butt
>>720439700
I thought at first he was doing the terminator pose, then I saw the leg in the ground, then I noticed the massive balls and lack of dick.
So I don't blame you
>>720437609
I'm officially straight but I whack it to traps. What now faggots?
>>720439609
>Y-you're projecting!!
Kek fucking pathetic man. You're probably a fat fuck. Please tell me you're at least considering suicide.
Get creative fagget.
>>720439830
only straight fap to trap
>>720439962
Why are you so mad? Are you pissed I didn't find OPs lacking image arousing? Or the fact I get off to cartoons? Does LoL really trigger you that hard?
>>720439598
>My dick moved, he's trapped and I love that. I'm straight tho
I see what you did there
>>720439254
>>720439962
This guy is trying too hard
>>720440069
Hey babe, wanna erp~
>>720440069
>>720440069
>Dodging the question
Kek full fledged faggot confirmed
Not the guy you were talking to, I just couldnt help but notice how much of a F A G G O T you are lmao
>>720437609
I failed.
Does this mean I get to meet him?
im paralysised from the neck down, but at least im not gay
>>720440282
Which questions exactly? So far it's just been a guy getting cranky at my spank bank
>>720439551
>closeted fetish
>>720437609
I'm not gay, but I've fucked a guy who was
>>720439711
that's gay
>>720440408
This guy knows what's up
Only bottoms are faggots
>>720440069
I'm not mad. You're just a disgusting person. Just know there's someone out there in the world that hates you through and through.
Hopefully we'll meet soon.
>>720440405
>>closeted fetish
No. I'm not in the closet and traps don't interest me in the slightest.
the whole appeal of traps is that they are girls
I'm not into girls. If a boy looks like a girl it's not good. Boyish boys are fine. But there is a difference
>>720439998
>only closeted fap to trap
Quit doing mental acrobatics guys.
>>720437609
Oh, turns out I'm straight.
My boyfriend will be upset.
>>720440485
>not mad
>I just hate you through and through
Uh huh, you should really go for a walk anon, if you're going to be this disgusted by a porn choice you really need to chill
>>720440461
>that's gay
a man dominating another man isn't gay
there's a difference between consensual and non-consensual
>>720440510
>not in the closet and traps dont interest me
That's my point.
Traps aren't girls though.
>>720440613
...it's gay for the dominator.
I guess if the dominated doesn't like it it isn't gay. my b.
>>720437609
>>720438173
I made it full size, and got absolutely nothing.
I actually wish I was gay, sadly I can't just train myself to be attracted to men.
>>720440628
>Traps aren't girls though.
close enough
zero attractiveness and I like relatively feminine guys
big difference between a boyish young guy and a trap
you get a slight dick moving from this your around 30% gay due to the fact you dont have to see a disgusting face up their it depends on the face and so forth of characters we get on to some men love femeninity in other cd's and traps and shemales which makes it easy to fuck the traps due to feminine quality thus anyone who is into feminine is straight and anyone into masculine is a gay guy im only saying so is due to the fact some men do love the booty but once you see the top part and the chest thats the thing that kills the boner i'll fuck anyhole as long as its big and feminine looking or nuetral such as a hole in a table which i fucked on thanks giving the table was neutral . anything with masculinity is not neutral .and so said and done
>>720440735
>I can't just train myself to be attracted to men
yeah, that's life
on a good note, women are a lot less picky about looks
just make enough money and you're set
>>720440736
Close (almost) only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
>>720440765
that's some golden pasta
>>720440688
If that were true the prison and military populations would be filled with mostly gay men
they're not
fact is that men will fuck other men non-consensually without it being gay if they choose to
it was a common practice in the ancient world to humiliate a defeated army. They'd take their wives and fuck the men
>>720440968
just because youre in denial doesnt make you any more straighter regardless of status in the military or prison.
This isn't ancient world you faggot.
>>720440805
>Women are less picky
Really? Because the main reason I would like being gay is, aside from not having to put up with women's bullshit, gay men seem less picky and generally much easier to get in bed with.
>>720437609
my dick didn't move a nanometer.
>>720441042
Probably because they know what they want and neither party is gonna cry rape afterwards (one would hope)
>>720440968
>mmm ima take this manpussy
>not gay though
The fuck you mean your not gay. Sticking your dick in a shit infested masshole.
>>720441042
>Really? Because the main reason I would like being gay is, aside from not having to put up with women's bullshit, gay men seem less picky and generally much easier to get in bed with.
Not really. Young attractive gay men are a lot pickier about looks and age than young attractive women are.
Have money or fame and you can look like Larry King and still get girls.
gay men are super-easy to get into bed if you're hot or if they aren't
otherwise, it's a PITA
>>720437609
I had a twitch. How many volts mike?
>>720440870
i made that on the go and to explain i hope everyone has been clear'd of their confusions to what not some people are into masculinity and some into femininty its not gay to fuck feminine but it is gay to fuck jacked up guys like this sheriff over here
̵̸̫͖̝͈̣͆̄ͨ̈́͛ͣ̂͆̄͒ͩ̽ͦ̊͑ͭ̅ͤ͌ ̶͚̬̲͍̬̖͖̲͔̤͍̖̮̩̫͔͉͆͗ͯ̇̋̄ͩ̈́̿̄ͤ̃̓͒͌͑͆̕͟͝ ̷̺͇̣̖͂ͦ̿̇̿̂͆̐̐́͡ ̸̷̗̱͇͖̣̪͔̼͔͚̎͆̊͌̇̐͊̾ͨ͌̑ͫ̋̈̋͠ ̸̳̮̻̭̬̘̖͖͓͖̻̝̗͖͎̽̓ͨ̍͋ͪ̋̍͌ͭ͆̃ͫͮ͟ ̸̷̣͍̪̦̼̼̹̤͈̗̭̣͍̾̒͊̐̋̀̋̅ͮͯ̋̑̆͂̓̇́͂ͮͅ
>>720441042
>gay men seem less picky
Ok bud.
>>720437609
i see a friend in him
>>720437609
i like guys and i can keep my dick from moving with this pic
Shit thread
>>720441127
facts are facts
a rapist doesn't care about getting a little shit on his dick
I was talking about ancient armies not pantywaists who fap to anime
>>720441180
oh my god you faggot.
if you know what the top looks like its gay.
if it has a dick you're gay.
>>720441257
TIL rapists aren't gay
>>720441180
oldies aren't sexy
>>720441305
>TIL rapists aren't gay
statistically unlikely to be
not "can't"
most man-on-man rape is doing by hetero men fucking gay men, actually
that's how it works in prisons unless someone wants to put a straight guy in his place or there isn't enough gay ass to go around
technically some are bi, though. bi is a lot more common than gay
>>720441267
you stupid faggot the cock dosent make the guy or trans or cd or shemale anyless attractive or so it depends on the tastes . its proven cd's and traps have feminine quality thus its easy for straight guys to fuck them due to femenine traits while if guys like to fuck jacked up dudes and muscle guys they are gay . cock does not make you hard its on the scale of masculity-neutral-femeninity . a jacked up shit like this in the pic i wont be able to fuck but send me a shemale my way who's face is a girls i can fuck that easy due to the femininty in the shemale they dont add the she in the male for no reason now do they ?
>>720441461
ALT facts.
Look mentally if you think a hole is a hole that's fine. But in the end when you put your dick in another mans ass, youre gay.
I don't care if they identify as straight.
THATS DENIAL.
>>720441111
First of all, checked. Secondly, kek'd.
>>720441152
You're probably right but I've been on tinder and showed pictures of myself to both women and gay men. I usually get a better reaction from men. Most women will say I'm good looking or decent, but most gay men will be like, "omg you're daddy as fuck! You're perfect I wanna be your fucking cumslut etc."
>>720441195
I'm just telling you what I've experienced is all.
>>720437609
killed the boner I had, actually surprised by the result
>>720441565
the reason for putting a dick in a hole is to get sperm out thats an alternative we fap to get our cream out me fucking a guy with VR Glasses and a porn star girl on the VR does it make me gay ? nope im fucking a hole but with VR glasses on and a porn star on my eyes whos a girl so it makes me straight now doesnt it . in prison men dont look at the masculinity as our human mind craves sex all we need is a hand or a hole to fuck . in the end its just a hole and any hole will do for a man be it straight or gay
>>720441565
Not true. Statistically there aren't that many gay men in any population at any time.
Gay percentage has nothing to do with social mores. It's purely biological.
Lots of situations have shown men being willing to fuck other men -- much more than the percentage of gay men supports.
samurai fucking kabuki boys
ancient armies fucking the defeated
men in prison
etc
>>720441152
Because men are the actual sex sluts and will fuck constantly?
Men are sex pigs.
>>720441765
You say this "any hole will do for a man" but they aint using a hand. So they choose to do gay things and claim they are straight cause of their ego and pride.
>>720441774
What is denial. You guys dont address this.
Both of you saying this shit basically...
>I can fuck all the guys i want and not be gay
The fucking mental acrobatics intensifies everytime.
>>720441954
>What is denial. You guys dont address this.
The denial is the desperate need to believe that heterosexuality makes a man refuse to be willing to fuck a man
it's just not the case
in the right circumstances they'll do it
>>720442011
heterosexuality=/= homosexuality
It never will. Straights are straight and gays are gay. Bis are Bi.
>>720442011
Wrong. Faggot logic.
>>720441954
>>the fucking mental acrobatics intensifies every time.
I loled, so true comrade.
>>720442090
you're confusing behavior with orientation
orientation strongly influences behavior but people can make choices outside their orientation
that's why lots of gay men have married women and had kids, even though they don't want to marry women and fuck them
>>720442150
>that's why lots of gay men have married women and had kids, even though they don't want to marry women and fuck them
He thinks that every gay man who has fucked a woman is secretly straight.
HA
>>720441954
most guys do use the hand as a last means of resort its the last ever resort to us all who dont have a hole to access thats why a hole it self is just neutral so us choosing the gender we wana fuck is a privilege . now when a man dosent need a hand and has plenty of holes around be it hes not in prison and what not forced to have to fuck guys with bags on the head and imagining them as women so if we are free to choose who we wana fuck with plenty of holes to be in supply if wer picking shemales then the femeninity is 90% and dick is the 10% making it gay . now we take a jacked up fuck with hair all around smelly ass and beard and what not i wont be able to fuck him cuz he is to masculine the only feminine part wound be the ass if its huge and good shaped making most of it 90% gay and 10% straight if you just focusing on the ass so thus your gay . and everything has been said and done you fuck feminine your straight you fuck masculine your gay
>>720442150
Look im a bi fag myself.
Do what you need to convince yourself.
A straight man fucking another man and still claims to be straight is fucking wrong af.
>>720442257
"if wer picking shemales then the femeninity is 90% and dick is the 10% making it gay" nigga. Having a dick and fucking someone with a dick is 100% gay. There is no if ands or buts. Justify it how you want but its gay. Deny your faggotry all you want.
>>720442257
im also gona reply to myself to also claim guys who dress feminine wish to be female and are transfemale's and transvestites . but they are scared of cuting off the dick as they dont wana loose it and hold dearly to it . so thus that itself makes them a transfemale or transvestite
>>720442407
the only thing i wana fuck is the shemales ass and due to the shemales femenine qualities is what makes me wana fuck her i never get boners from guys . dicks are neutral and ass is neutral so is pussy what makes us turned on is the genetics what makes our dicks hard for masculinity is gay what makes our dick hard for fememinity is straight
>>720442313
You need to watch the scene from Bisexual Fantasies where a gay porn star named Joel Curry fucked a black woman.
Watch the scene and listen to him speak. He is clearly a fag.
And then think about how he only did that one bi scene in his whole porn career and never dated women while he was alive.
Get back to me about denial again.
52:00 in
https://xhamster.com/movies/3868673/bisexual_fantasies.html
The logic from you guys is that Joel can't be gay because he not only fucked a woman but ate pussy
>>720442573
oh my god youre broken and on repeat.
Look dicks arent neutral. It's male genitalia. Pussy is feminine. Ass is neutral since both can have it. But along with that nice "ass" your fucking is a dick. That dick is more polarizing than the ass because as you said its neutral.
It's gay you faggot.
Also if you wanna fuck shemales cause of their "feminine" qualities just go fuck chicks cause they are MORE feminine as they have NO dick AND an ass.
>>720442407
i did a post fuck boy move their im sticking to basics of the human mind sayings if we like femeninity wer straight if we like masculinity wer gay . i for one am on the feminine side of things so thus im not gay but the one getting fucked by me is gona be gayhimself . its a huge follow up madness . its fucking but your not gay but the other guy is gay cuz hes dressing uphimself to be fucked by guys which makes him gay
>>720442730
You need to watch the scene from Bisexual Fantasies where a gay porn star named Joel Curry fucked a black woman.
Watch the scene and listen to him speak. He is clearly a fag.
And then think about how he only did that one bi scene in his whole porn career and never dated women while he was alive.
Get back to me about denial again.
52:00 in
https://xhamster.com/movies/3868673/bisexual_fantasies.html
The logic from you guys is that Joel can't be gay because he not only fucked a woman but ate pussy
>>720442630
The gymnastics hard on this one.
Look at most it would make him BI.
What you are arguing is guys fucking guys/gays are still straight which if anything makes them bi.
But lets be real. Guys on guys is gay. No matter if it's a one time thing or not. You lose your straight status.
>>720442743
now you are trolling me
>>720442730
only reason i dont fuck chicks anymore is all the bullshit they bring to the table . but with the shemale you just fuck and leave and your done you see why white males are leaving females and what not cuz females of today arent as feminine as they used to be they are becoming ugly mongoloids with no manners and a sence of respect for a male who wants to fuck them . tl.dr for females you have to jump hoops and shit while fucking a shemale is quick and much less expensive and shit
>>720437609
What if I was already hard?
>>720442931
i aint trollin nobody then that makes us all bi or so . wer all straight untill we loose our privileges we have in the end wer all bi
>>720442892
>Look at most it would make him BI.
He wasn't bi.
Sorry. Fail.
Gay for pay is big in porn and most bi scenes involve GAY men
>>720437609
I'm all straight. Thank you lordie!
>>720442943
so you are a bi faggot.
>>720443028
I'll take this logic. Cause you can't still claim to be straight.
>>720443107
Did you make the pic full-size?
>>720443107
are you straight now ?
>>720443137
your talking to the same guy which is me
>>720443095
I said at most it would make him bi. You were trying to imply it would make him straight by my logic faggot. I didn't say he was straight.
Gay for pay. Just guys in denial.
>>720441188
whaat the fuck/?
>>720443217
Doesnt change anything of what i said. I can tell it's you by your caveman typing.
>>720443228
>You were trying to imply it would make him straight by my logic faggot.
It wouldn't imply it. It would demand it. Either that or your logic is just a bad joke. I love the double standard though. Men who eat pussy are "at most" bi but if a man fucks a man he can't possibly by straight.
>>720437609
Aww shit, I'm straight. My bf is going to be really angry ..
>>720443298
im implaying we are all straight and gay as long as we have to be but in the end we are all bi and will fucking anything to everything
>>720443347
ye he is at most bi. Which isn't straight. Which is what you claim you hack.
>>720437609
my dick moves.
but not in the "getting hard" way, it wiggles from laughing.
ayyyym lmaoing so hard because of that micro smegma ding.
get rekt, uncutfag
>>720443441
no. That's no how that works. People can be one of those their whole life. But you are a bi faggot and straight men who fuck a "hole" which happens to have a dick on the same body ARE NOT straight. Full stop.
If you fuck men and women or get fucked by both you are bi. Full stop.
>>720443458
>ye he is at most bi. Which isn't straight. Which is what you claim you hack.
God you're dumb.
>>720443571
You're living in a delusion. Full stop.
>>720443583
Today retards called me dumb. NEET!
>>720443670
Only you gymnasts.
>>720437609
"Why is that guys leg stuck in a hole"... Reads post.
How did i do?
>>720443670
i agree with you anon these these guys who keep tryna run from cd's and traps just dont wana get wana get shun'd
>>720443670
also sauce ?
>>720437609
I got nothing from this pic, but irl I cant help it, I know quite a few guys who have attractive bodies, especially cute asses. my friend/housemate is one of them, perfect ass
>>720443868
nasty
>>720439711
I like this idea.
>>720443740
>Today retards called me dumb. NEET!
What's it like to be dumber than them?
>>720439551
is it?
>>720444463
>Implying you trust retards
Means nothing to me cause for that to matter they would have to have power and privileged over me which they don't.
>>720439785
>I thought at first he was doing the terminator pose
me too, too lol
Arnold has a nice ass in that one
>>720444726
eh? I don't speak butthurt
Im very curious, I think I'm more interested in sissy twinks, and his dicks pretty small. I mean I know
>twinks
>Larger penis
But still.. can anyone post anything you think I may like? Never been with a man but had a major crush on a few guys I used to know. Thanks anons
And lastly
Please check 'em
>Looked at it with full bladder
>still no boner
passed with flying fucking carpets m8
>>720445205
>>Looked at it with full bladder
>>still no boner
A full bladder makes it harder to stay hard.
duh
>>720445757
absolute perfection
better than OP's pic
>>720445757
That ass could turn me into a faggot.
>>720437609
Its is funny cuz i am a cock lover cum eater and dont feel a shit whit this imagen
>>720437609
>be me
>on ass thread
>download pic related
>hard cock
>see OPs thread
>flaccid in seconds
>>720446310
Look at blonde in pic above
that ass
>>720446349
Eww. play Go Fish somewhere else
>>720437609
passed, but the test isn't accounting for bi or pan
>>720446428
delicious dude, bro
>>720446568
He's like an archetypal man. Very well-proportioned. Older than my usual taste but that butt...
>>720446349
Me too bro. I get flacid but i am a faggot i love sucking cock and put it in my ass. I love woman ass but never will fuck a woman this test is retarder
>>720446800
Why don't you post what you think is so great then?
Guess I'm gay now, better announce it on facebook
>>720447461
You forgot the part where big bro gets his face down there and sucks on the cock for a while.
Here's a test comparable to "find Waldo." It's called, "Find the Gay Guy."
>>720447688
so, let me get this straight? younger bro gets fucked by dad and older bro sucks the dick?
>>720447769
no fins nor scales
>>720447846
No. That scenario sucks. It would be older bro getting fucked and younger bro sucking the cock
>>720448076
I'd watch either one, though.
>>720437609
Meh...
Now if he were 10 years younger?
We would have wood.
>>720442979
Do you have any idea how hard it is to modify adult bondage gear?
>>720448906
>>720437609
Where is his leg? Is he trapped or is he slowly plowing a field with his hand? The fuck is going on in this pic?
>>720437609
If you need a test like this to assure yourself that your not gay, you're gay
>>720449417
>The fuck is going on in this pic?
Dude is so strong when he walks he makes sinkholes
>>720437609
I'm gay but I prefer the small cute innocent look over the more masculine Greek statue-esque look.
>>720450369
>>720441188
͆̕͟͝ ̷̺͇̣̖͂ͦ̿̇̿̂͆̐̐́͡ ̸̷̗̱͇͖̣̪͔̼͔͚̎͆̊͌̇̐͊̾ͨ͌̑ͫ̋̈̋͠ ̸̳̮̻̭̬̘̖͖͓͖̻̝̗͖͎̽̓ͨ̍͋ͪ̋̍͌ͭ͆̃ͫͮ͟
>>720437609
Not gay here but I'd suck a good ol' dick
nothin like a brojob you feel me?
>>720450369
>>720451227
>nothin like a brojob you feel me?
I'd rather lick a guy's asshole
>>720451564
>nothing like a RimJim
i have a vagina
>>720452231
>>720452231
did your clit move? ..also tits or gtfo
>>720440358
top kek
>>720452231
>>720452561
oh please. he wishes he could take a bite out of this
>>720452231
back to the supermarket, ho
>>720453236
>>720437609
Day ass
>>720453919
Dat ass
>>720453992
yummy isn't it?
>>720437609
straighter than the arrow of time.
>>720455223
too bad. you're missing out on all the hot bois
>>720437609
not even a wiggle
>>720455428
Did you open it full size?