ITT: We post a picture related to our job and people guess what

op is a babysitter

>>720418926
hvac?

>>720418926
shit miner

>>720418926
U better timestamp dem nips

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OP works at Babies R Us or other retailer that sells parts with nipples, possibly manufacturing warehouse.

Now guess mine. pic related.

>>720419501

Crack.. dealer...?

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I bet NONE of y'all can guess my actual job title. Try me.

>>720420063

Lab tech III

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>>720420296
No anon.

>>720420063
Dentist?

>>720419290
Close a type of warehouse

>>720420422

Involuntary Abortionist

>>720420422
Nurse?

>>720419501
cop

>>720418926

Plumber.

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>>720420063

>>720420063
based off the disposable iso gown and mask
>cna
>rn
>ot
>pt
>rt
>ed tech
>rad tech
>ekg tech
>phlebolomist
>ct tech
>us tech
>nucmed tech
>mri tech
>house orderly
>patient sitter
>housekeeping staff
>food services staff
though probably neither of the last two based off the print of your top

>>720419090
OP here Yes sir hvac good eye

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>>720420501
No sir

itt: People not realizing what black iron is

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>>720420749
Damn, son.
You got it all down. Haha.
>>720420705
You gtfo ;) fuckn fgt

>>720420876

A GIRL?

TITTIES WOMAN, TITTIES!

>>720420063
Nurse anesthetist

>>720420876
What's a patient sitter? Like a more personal nurse?

>>720419501
professional nigger?

>>720421031
Yeah. Practically.
Sit in a room for 12 hours with a crazy person. Lol

>>720420876
7 years doing pt transport for radiology got me all over the hospital, so i got pretty familiar with damn near everyone on every unit.

now i lead the good life as a stay at home dad

>>720420063
filipino cleaner. you probably clean some sort of office building.

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My work related

>>720420999
Trips speaks. show em, woman

>>720421188

Got any stories?

>>720421331
Plasma cutter? CNC man?

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>>720418926
lol hint: it's probably the easiest best jb in the world

>>720421252
Guess my job

>>720421278
Nice. I was in housekeeping before sitting... so it's DRASTICALLY different. But I like it. Gonna go to school and get my BSN. It's gonna be fucking worth it.

>>720421031
>Like a more personal nurse?

no. like a baby sitter. but for a patient.
>get back into bed
>don't throw that fork
>do you need more water
always glad i never did that. i woulda gone fucking bananas trapped in a room with a nutter for 8 hours

>>720418926
Careful what you post, trumps presidency is hammering the internet http://traineddog.club

>>720421354
LOADS. Like a shit ton.. lol.

Had this one lady start mastubating. She had high lithium levels and was talking to herself and singing Disney songs.. it got a little creepy. Cause the Charge RN wanted the door closed cause she was loud. She was in restraints most of the day.

>>720418926
Plumber/gas fitter

>>720421466
Microbiologist?

>>720421559
12 hours, baby.
;)
But I try to make it fun... help as much as possible. It's only 3 days a week.

>>720421559
>Hates being around nutters
>Goes on 4chan

>>720421705
I think it might be story time.

Are you supposed to stop them from masturbating?

>>720421726
Nobody guessed it but the guesses were close enough. Electrical supply warehouse. We sell parts to electricians in the area

>>720421481
fuck yeah. my wife's a bsn (which is why i can afford to not work).

just a heads up, and i i don't know if this has changed in the last 5 years, but when my wife went to school bsn was more theory and "management" (for lack of a better word) type training, while rns were getting more clinical hours and real experience, which she found frustrating. so be sure to check out the hiring requirements for places you'd like to work and how the schools allot hours.

good luck!

>>720421912
I couldn't TOUCH her.. So I just fucked yelled at her. "HANDS ABOVE THE BLANKET, ANON." She did one hand at a time, so I said it twice every time she tried to.
The gross part is she had a catheter in. I was disturbed.

>>720420063
You're a Nipple Inspector. Har dee Har Har. Those "nipples' are plastic pipe fittings in your original photo, threaded on each end to join two of the same size of pipe.
What do I win?

>>720421815
>12 hours, baby.
makin dat chedda!
>But I try to make it fun
you gotta. and you're getting damn good practice at being patient, which (as you know) you'll need once you get your license.

>>720421861
here i can call you faggots and assholes and leave when i want.

>>720418926
Pipe fitter.

>>720422009
My mom has been an RN all my life. She supports 2 kids AND her husband while he goes to school. And I think shes paying for his school. Its insane how much money they make. Yeah.. Stuff is changing all the time. I'm definitely gonna look into it soon. I'm already registering for my prerequisites.

>>720422087
ha! when i was doing my medic clinical we had a pt in the ed who wouldn't stop jacking it. he got the exact same "HANDS ABOVE THE SHEETS!" order

good times...

>>720422087

Maybe it would've been easier to just let her finish. I mean is there a rule book that states "No Masturbating"

>>720422198
Its a blessing. This job.
I feel like I have actually found my passion. I have been told by all my RNs that I should go through the County program and get licensed. Talking to patients just came to naturally for me. I'm very excited to go through school. And I'll just keep sitting till then. Maybe 3/4 of the way through become a CNA and experience the slavery for a short time before my last block. They don't make much more than me.

>>720422334
Man.. it sucks. I mean, to be honest, I was happy I wasn't allowed to touch her. That shit was nasty. And her moans were grossssss.

>>720422465
I'm not sure.. Lol. Thats a good question. "Are the patients allowed to masturbate?" But, due to the catheter, I highly doubt that would be a good idea. Those things are infections as fuck as is.

>>720422143
My job please I want to kill myself

>>720422819

And no one wants to deal with that clean up. At least it's more interesting than my job.

What other stories you got?

>>720422819
>I wasn't allowed to touch her
i never understand this policy. at my hospital security isn't allowed to touch pts. so when some one call a code gray they stand around and wait to file paperwork while the orderlies all run up and jump on the dude (usually the best part of our day).

>>720423039
I was once working in the ER, and there they have a 'Red Gown Hall'. Its a hall that is closed off for the crazies. I was having a pretty smooth day. But right before I was about to leave, a little old lady that had been chill all day, gets all her shit together and all her clothes on and starts to head for the door. I fucking jump up,
"Hey Anon, where you going?"
This cute little thing goes, "Well, its almost 5, and i need to catch my bus home."
"No, You have to stay here..."
"Listen here! I've worked my 8 hours! Now let me go home! My Shift is over!"
She would refuse to believe that she was in the hospital and kept heading for the door. Eventually 5 security guys met up with her and talked her back in her room.

A house keeper walked by (A good friend of mine) and she goes "Yeah, it would take 5 big guys to take me back in my room too.."

It was kinda sad, but funny. She insisted she had been working all day and needed to go home. She was quiet the last hour I was there.

>>720423362
Yeah. In the moment, I didn't want to touch her. But I help with positioning and cleaning, if needed.

>>720423613

Is the pay decent?

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>>720421416
Yup

>>720423752
Meh. 11/hour
12 hour shifts
PTO accumulation
Nothing but your Basic Live Support is needed.
I was a fucking housekeeper before I did this.

My favorite is the tuition reimbursement. But now a days you can get that anywhere. $5,250/Year ? Maybe its a semester... idk.

>>720423037
Nah, you can keep it. Worked for a plastics company for 5 years- worst job I ever had.

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>>720418926

>>720424297
Teacher
Professor
Teachers Aid
Student

>>720423970

Yeah. I knew a chick who did what you do. She went on to become a nurse. She said she hated that job. All shit and force feeding deranged people.

>>720424369
Feeding us above my scope.
But I'll do it if they ask me to.
I get Suicidal a lot more.

And anyone that comes in on an OD status gets put on suicide watch. So sometimes I'm just dealing with someone extremely depressed.

>>720424580
What do you do when you're sitting there with them? Play cards? Fuck around on your phone?

>>720420876
Post tits

>>720420876
>>720420876
>attention whore
TITS OR GTFO

>>720424817
I'm on my phone a lot.
I help them with what ever they need. I find excuses to get up and do stuff. I used to house keep, so I'll clean their room, make their bed.
I have to chart behavior and sometimes what they void.
Depending on the patient, sometimes we play cards. Sometimes we watch movies.

>>720424890
>>720425035
I think she left already.

>>720425240

Doesn't sound like too bad of a gig you know besides the poop inspection and rampant masturbation.

>>720425441
Dude. Sometimes it gets depressing.
I had this one guy come in the day before Christmas. His wife is a lawyer.
She fucking served him with divorce paper work on fucking Christmas Eve.
He took a whole bottle of antidepressants that night.
Only recently was he released. I sat with him for a couple days. We chilled a lot. Played black jack and watched 80's movies.

>>720425755
>served him with divorce paper work on fucking Christmas Eve
see, that's just smart. if they kill them self you don't have to worry about going to court and splitting everything.

>>720425755
That's fucking brutal. So he was there for a whole month on a suicide attempt? Was that for mental reasons or physical? Like are you in a hospital or psych ward or what?

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Mines shit

>>720421170
Kek

>>720426135
Hmm.. Not a bad idea. Lol.
I'm sure, either way, shes getting her way. Shes been a lawyer a long time. She was bedside day in and day out.

>>720426222
A hospital.
He was there due to kidney issues. But he needed a sitter the entire time, because he was still suicidal. Thankfully he didn't TRY while he was there, I don't think, but the psych doc never cleared him. He left the hospital to go to a psych ward... For further evaluation.

>>720426498
fast food?

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I work with this hunk of shit all day

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>>720426786
Not wrong. Lets see if you can narrow it down

>>720426751

Ever dealt with an attempted suicide?

>>720427077
Thankfully, no.
But I have had a really really upset patient rip out their IV while I was in the room. I called for the nurse and she sat down with the patient. She gave her the 'I don't want to have to put you in fucking restraints, cunt' talk. It worked.

>>720426975
Soup or Salad? lol

>>720426975

at an all you can eat buffet?

>>720427479
Whats one great thing tomato sauce goes on that's not pasta.

>>720427683

Grilled cheese

>>720427683
Dominion's
Papa John's
Papa Murphy's

>>720427738
>>720427682
Nope

Ok, what is our greatest food weapon online?

>>720427683
Pizza Hut
Local Pizzeria
PIZZA PALACE.

>>720427826
It's a pizza place but I have the same home as a nigger. It's a large company in america.

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>>720427923
Pizza hut, You got it faggot.

>>720427927

Pizza Hut

>>720428005
Yep>>720427998

>>720427998
FUCK YES.
The sauce threw me off a bit. lol.

How long have you been there, anon ?
Plan on doing anything else?

>>720419501
crack head

>>720420063
Organ Harvester

>>720428180
Over here hun >>720420876

>>720418926
OP works in an oilfield supply shop

>>720421437
Prostitute

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>>720428071
Hopefully only gonna be a few more months (18 year old fag here). Half brother in Colorado springs might get me a job at a satellite station. I have experience in IT with 2 certs. Planning on getting more.

>>720428313
weather person thing?

>>720428313
Mail Man?

>>720428462
Get it, anon.
Nothing is forever.
I've done Carl's Jr.
Did that for almost a year. lol.

>>720428313
Something to do with guns I assume.

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Go for it

>>720429064
gonna say medical field somewhere.

>>720429064
EMT

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Professional faggot here

>>720429479
Software engineering ?

>>720429623

lol nope

>>720429246
>>720429156
Guys are close. Medbag is only carried on me for worst case scenarios. I basically stand all day and wait for something to happen, and I am responsible for being a... lawful presence I guess you could say.

>>720429778
>Marketing engineering
>sales engineering
>Market manager
>architect
>analyst
>Sales specialist
>account manager
>phone rep
>director

>>720429951
Cop
security gaurd

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I didn't take this pic but this is pretty much how i do it too. Guess away, fags!

>>720430206
Double Bingo, sir. Security for a big theater chain while I work on my degree for Criminal Justice to be a cop.

>>720430791
Get it, son.
I've been kiking this cop from DC. He had a fun week so far. lol. Shit seams pretty intense.. I think I'll stick with nursing. lol. more controlled environment. lol. hawtchicken is my kik if you want to chat sometime. I don't know why i like talking to cops. So interesting.

>>720430144

since you guessed analyst I guess you got it.

My actual title is "project lead" but that's just some corporate BS they made up.

>>720421437
Camwhore.
Alternately:
Being a woman.

>>720431167

I might shoot you a message here in a bit. I pretty much have criminal justice in my blood. Lol my father worked security for a bank and my mother is currently a dispatcher. I have more than a few interesting stories about my theater work so far.

>>720431644
woah. Profresh fag here.
How'd you get into that?
How long you been doing it?
What kind of education does it require?

>>720431875
Do it. We can exchange some. lol.

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>>720418926
should be easy if you work in construction

>>720430399
>filename

>>720432280
not a god like electrician so i guess your like a mudslinger or something

>>720432600
no. I have a real job

>>720432665
i was gonna guess chippy but that seems to obvious

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>>720432746
chippys are a bunch of bitches.
I'm a steel fixer

>>720418926
U work at a sex store. Faggot.

>>720434718
Sup ambulance driver.

>>720434718
Also, 14 years pounding pavement. I have dead baby stories. Dead kid stories. Hero stories. Bullshit stories. I just want to go to bed but I cant.

>>720435371
Lol I thought that would have been too easy

>>720435584
any juicy story?