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Need help destroying my old best friend, I'll explain some

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Need help destroying my old best friend, I'll explain some things that might help you guys come up with some ideas.

-she smokes pot, A LOT
-she's obsessed with aliens
-she's got a boyfriend(ghetto as fuck)
-she lives in an apartment complex
-she's not very street smart, she'll fall for some pretty dumb stuff

Pick not related
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>>720383184
Living well is the best revenge
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Move on and get a life, Holy shit.
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>>720383184
>my old best friend

why are you not friends anymore ?
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Put envelopes full of glitter through their letterbox
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>>720383184
OP are you looking for short term or long term gains?
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Long term
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OP is a faggot and wont provide background
>>720384798
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>>720384798
Because she refused to be more than friends after i did EVERYTHING for her for 9 years

I gave her all my money over those years and she refused my proposal and now she is with that nigger

She has to pay for this. I have to make her suffer, like she made me suffer
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Even OP left the thread. um soak some weed in bleach and roll it into a blunt. then have a normal blunt and you two light up together.
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>>720384835
^ THIS
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>>720387528
kek
you a crazy bitch
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If true OP = Fag
If not true OP = Fag
Thread over.
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>>720387528
Kill your self m8
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>>720387528
this is retardation
women dont owe you anything on principle
you should have made moves before caughing up so much shit to her, or just not given her shit if you're such a stingy bastard
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>>720387528
My fucking god. You should have stopped when you had the chance.
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Never really liked her that way, she was too, jittery, and easily pissed. She just kinda dropped me cuz I wasn't as "cool" as she was, kinda sucked
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>>720387528
LOL you gave her money and expected to get a return on your "investment"?

AYYY
L
M
A
O

Remember that rich white troll on twitch who tried "donating" $50,000 to various streamers, and then tried refunding it on paypal, and got denied?

LOL THAT'S YOU BUD!
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>>720387528
i thought dudes like you were only fabricated internet jokes. Bahahahahaha you should really really REALLY considering an herod.
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This is now Daddy's thread. Ask him anything
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>>720387528
Chain her to your basement for 1 week, tattoo 'Liar' on her ass and shave her hair
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If she smokes weed you congoloid, then call the popo on her.

But to be quite frank you sound like a white knight little bet a bitch boy. You aren't progressing the species, Tyrone is. And it is because he is dumb. Women like people who are impulsive, and violent. Willing to talk back for once. That's who they like. Not a buttboy like you.
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>>720388089
best face swap I've ever seen
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>>720387528
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>>720387528
Post nudes and we might consider it.

Oh wait
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>>720387528
You buy her shit for 9 years without fucking her and the you ask her to marry you?
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>>720388375
There she is.
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>gave her all my money
>refused my proposal
Nigga u nigerian? Trading goats for wives

Either way lace her weed with something highly flamable or explosive
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>>720387528

so she took money from you then friend-zoned you ? Maybe you should learn from your mistake. Dont even take the next bitch to McDonalds until she gives up the pussy.
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>>720388622
Did you fuck her?
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>>720388888
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>>720388772
No that pic was the most i could ever get.
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>>720388308
and people still fall lmao
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>>720388908
you can't make this shit up
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>>720387528
Only one thikng left to do, murder spree and then suicide, start with the boyfriend and bitch, then go shoot up the nigs fam, or if you want to get away just some random niggers.
buy a shotgun us generic shells use gloves and clean them before loading romve the code that is printed on them., , practice for 4 months and then do it..
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>>720388853
nice try there m8
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>>720389001
top kek
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>>720387528
Nobody owes you anything. You sound like a school shooter or one of those guys who throws acid on chick's face after rejection.
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>>720389001
So can i get help, now?
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>>720389111
>throws acid on chick's face after rejectio
Why are you giving him ideas?

Waste of trips
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>>720388282
I was thinking the same thing
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>>720389232
>>720389111
I like the way trips is thinking
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post your pic anon
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You're the one that stayed in it for 9 years. You need to evaluate yourself. It's your own damn fault OP.
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>>720389332
Fuck off. you dont know me. cash me ousside. how bout dah?
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It's settled now, OP will have to throw acid in her face. Don't forget to take pictures imediately and post to /b/.
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op has the entitlement of a liberal and the misogyny of a conservative he must be a libertarian
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>>720389111
>muslim
>american
broad spectrum there. wouldnt lacing her weed with meth suffice?
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>>720389416
andy bobandi gtfo
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>>720388622
>>720388908
>>720389193
>>720389303
>>720389416
That moment when you pretend to be OP and get away with it. The Real OP has left and is long gone
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>>720387528
Cucked.
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>>720389018
>>720387528
THIS DUDE YOU'RE A TOP CLASS SUCKER
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>>720383184
tits or gtfo
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>>720388908
You had weakness, you did not take her like a man.
After blowing off many advances in the hope you would just fuck her already, she finally gave in to one of the dozens of niggers that would aggressively hit on her.

You failed the sub species.
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>>720383184
>>720383184
From your description, she is already destroyed.
Fix yourself, mang!
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rape her while shes high and tell her it was aliens
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>>720383649
This
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>>720389765
>>720388622
There you go anon
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lelelelelel

so op what have you learned? Tell you us learned something.

Jesus.... I'm torn if bait but I know this shit really happens too.

If I go on 3 dates with a girl and she hasn't at least made me cum, preferably had sex, I'm done. Period. I'm moving on. There are plenty of nice willing girls out there.

9 years tho is like nearing wizard status. For any other basement dweller, seriously move on.
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>>720387528
I loled so hard. Such retarded stupidity.

Not your personal army.

Just kill yourself
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>>720389454
Where to get acid? What kind?

>>720389649
I am still here
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>>720390066
OH SHIT DOUBLE DUBS
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>>720390105
looks like a dude
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>>720390066
Then why did you let me carry on as you?
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>>720390185
probably is
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Bumping with nuds
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>>720387528
Its your fault anon but post her facebook or something and we might help.
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>>720390383
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>>720390066
A hardware store. any kind really. mix bleack and amonia and douse her with that. draino and aluminum bombs can be devistating
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>>720390232
Why not? You gave them a pic, so i don't have to.

Anyway, messing her face with acid really sounds great.
Noone would ever want her anymore and when she sees, that all those guys only wanted her for her looks, she will regret refusing me
Thing is, i have to do it in a way she won't know it was me.
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>>720390553
So white knights can warn her?
Fuck off faggot
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There are 41 posters and this thread seems more dead than hitler
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>>720391064
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>>720387528
Fucking kill yourself lmao
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>>720383184
Call her from a street phone, tell her that you are the police and her bank account is being used by terrorists. Tell her to transfer all the money to a safe account (your account) and that you will keep her money safe until you catch the terrorists.

Have fun.
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