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So I matched this on Tinder and it says Female. It's looking

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So I matched this on Tinder and it says Female. It's looking for a friends with benefits and has never messed around with a guy before and is pretty curious about it. We chatted and it said that it has a gf but she lives out of town. I'm thinking this is a man but what do you think? ill dump a few other pics
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Fuck it.

A hole is a hole.
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>>720353277
oh I definitely am, im just curious what it is. its going to be a fun surprise
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I don't know why, but I'm fucking dying at how you nonchalantly called him/her "it"

Kek
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>>720353203
>>720353223
It may be a boy man.
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>>720353203
I don't see an Adam's Apple. May be legit
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>>720353203
Why don't you ask him/her ?
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A hole is a hole..
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That's a girl
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Keep posting op. Can't see a proper bone in his neck/throat that reveals a man. Might actually be a her.
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what's the worst that could happen?
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>>720353474
idk seems a bit late to bring that up and like I said, I'm attracted to it so I don't mind finding out the hard way. no pun intended
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>>720353558
thats all I got. its username is "Fran"
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>>720353650
Looks more like a Pat
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>>720353650
OP listen you daft cunt, it is obviously female, a (((((lesbian))))) female at that, which explains why you might be confused and not recognize its gender at first glance.

Dont worry breh, it has a pussy, which you better give a great dicking to in chance of fixing it, aswell as lifting its father from alcoholism
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>>720353203
I think its just a grill with a hitler youth cut tbh, especially with those round plastic frames. I don't think even a gay dude would put on a pair of those
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>>720353203
She looks like your prototypical butch dyke to me. Short male cut and no makeup/ear piercings gives it away. Question is, is she Bi or just curious about the D?
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Obviously a dude
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>>720354234
said that it has a gf of 5 years but theyre doing long distance so they agreed on having a fwb. and that its "never messed around with a guy before and pretty curious about it" which made me think it was a guy. but it COULD be a curious lesbian idk
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>>720353577
Ask something that will give away whether it is a he or a she
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>>720354441
im open to suggestions
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>>720354234
no ear piercings makes me think its a man
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>>720354504
couldnt think of anything unfortunately
lets see if other btards can think of a good one
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>>720354504
Bring up your childhood maybe? Send pictures of each other when kids
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OP if you wanna fuck this person just go and hit em up, if you come to find they're a guy well you were attracted to them in the first place
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>>720354504
Ask them to type a smiley face, if it's (: then its a grill, if it's :) its a dude
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>>720354699
already have its gonna come over to smoke and fuck this weekend just curious what you guys thought

>>720354696
cant send pics on tinder and would be pretty weird thing to bring up at least at this stage
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>>720354817
>>720354845
also could go totally pc and use the wikihow test
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Well I would fuck her.
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Do you have it's number? If so type it in fbook if you have one. Find her and scroll through old pics. I usually keep an account deactivated just for situations like this.
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Just do it,
if you see a dick you can walk away, it's not like she/he is going to rape you.
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Cute. You're lucky guy! I totally would.

#Trump2020
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if girl 5/10
if boy 10/10

probably would fuck it
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>>720355072
I'm the kind of asshole who will actually ask "do you have a vagina?"
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>>720353203
fuck that boi pussy
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>>720353407

Tiny hands. Could be a chick
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fuck you turd burglars, i'll fuck it and take 1 for the team

OP what city is it in?
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>>720357755
by that standard the US has got their first female president anyway
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>>720357184
that's what gets you into a lot of spaghetti my dude
since you were implying that you like dicks anyways it doesn't really matter if you ask tho, just let it smash your boipussy if it has a dong
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>>720353203
Fuck it OP. Right In the pooper.
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>>720353203
I don't know but she/he's cute. imo if he/she was pretending to be a girl he'd have long hair.
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>>720354817
What?
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>>720353203
she has a fem GF and is looking for a guy for a 3 some. do it faggot.
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>>720353203
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also see

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>>720353203
Pretty sure it's Harry Potter mate
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>>720353563
>what's the worst that could happen?
op gets raped
sooo still pretty gud
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>>720355072
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You can clearly see her long neck in the pics, free from Adam's apple
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It's a boy go fuck that bussy
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>>720353203
Either a cute guy or a cute tomboy. So a win-win.
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>>720358750
Please post that where it belongs. Like in your obituary.
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>>720358750
If America is controlled by Marxists why is private ownership of the means of production allowed?
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If it turns out to have a cock, enjoy it. It actually feels quite good to have a cock up your ass
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>>720358928
plug in your phone
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>>720353680
I appreciate that joke you made here that everyone else is far too young to get
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It's a girl
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>>720360057
There *are* reruns, y'know.
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>>720358995

Please post where you belong, like reddit
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>>720353203
fuck, I am really into tomboys and my sexuality tells me this is a girl. This or I am gay the first time in my life.
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>>720353203
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>>720353203
"Its looking for"ayy lmao
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>>720362320
I am too, I love pale nerdy short hair tomboys. a-am I gay?
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>>720363349
What's a tomboy
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>>720363349
Undoubtedly so
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>>720358159
SHIT
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>>720353203
It's just the hair and slightly masculine face. I would fuck and give head to that regardless of what set of genitals it turns out to have.
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>>720363399
basically a lady with a man's haircut, and sorta dude-like behavior.
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>>720353203
It's a beautiful alien, go for it!
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>>720359006
Marxism in America is understood to be whatever the Democratic Party and mainstream liberall currently advocate.
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posting some short-haired probably-females
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No visible adam's apple, I say go for it. If a dick does pop out you can just leave.
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>>720364429
that girl is on my okcupid, near where I have lived. Scary seeing her here on 4chan so often.
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>>720364545
>leave
Why the hell would you do that
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Who cares, just go fuck it.
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>>720353203
that is jared leto
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>>720353203
is that Morrissey
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>>720364924
fuck dude, love short hair. sauce?
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>>720364706
>>720364924
>>720364627
i am a fan
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just go for it anon. what do you have to lose?
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>>720365203
no clue
>>720365272
/s/ has short-haired threads.
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>>720353203
Be it a she or a he, doesn't matter, cute and fuckable
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I don't know what this is
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>>720365379
Czech it out now
>the funk soul brother
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bored now
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>>720353315
Jesus I thought I was the only one
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>>720365147
could be, anon, could well be
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>>720362068
...i think you lost...
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>>720365151
Faaaahk. That girl fine
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>>720353407
Broad shoulders you are getting some cock stuffed up your ass OP
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>>720365464
A hole
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>>720358288
Bullshit, I ask that question to any androgynous looking people on Tinder. You gotta understand if your conversation is going in the direction of fucking, it's only right to know what you're working with.
Personally I swing both teams but I don't want to go in expecting dick and find a vagina, vice versa.
>>720353203
And to OP, if your convos going to fuck ask it you idiot
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>>720353203
You literally matched with Morrissey
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>>720353203
You should always be suspicious if there's no body shot. That's the whole point of hooking up with people on Tinder. No one gives a shit about the face.
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It is simple
pic related
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>>720364924
If Napoleon Dynamite was a chick
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>>720353203
oh yeah, that has a dick. Here's what you do:

1) continue talking and say you want to meet.

2) When "she" comes out, say it's no big deal, and that you think she's pretty.

3) go back home and fuck "her" in the ass, unleash your inner beast.

4) After "her" butthole has been totally ruined and "she's" unable to walk, lean down over her, put your hand on the back of her neck, and whisper in her year:

>Heil Trump, Heil victory.

Then leave. If "she" messages you back, then you've got a trap gf. If not, a traumatic liberal freakout will ensue.
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>>720353203
Hang on....you don't know if it's female and yet you swiped right ?
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OP you may have the chance here to utterly destroy a lezzie pussy/ass/mouth.

You better absolutely ravage this bitch because you're living my dream.
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