My girlfriend wants to have sex more than me. I didn't think

Man the fuck up or kill yourself.


The choice is yours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw

Is she bipolar and in her manic period? Then it might go over and you catch a break till it starts again.

Otherwise yeah its a problem that a lot of the virgins here won't understand. If she is satisfied with masturbation I guess its all cool and you just need to respect it.

So much better than the other way around

Tell her you're asexual. Simple

>>720334410
Man up and tell her you're not interested in doing it more than twice a day. Don't be her bitch, real relationships involve compromise. If that isn't good enough for her, dump her. There'll be other girls, you don't want to be wasting your life away on someone you're not happy with.

>>720334410
cialis you can do it bitch take drugs

28 hours? Every time you have sex it's for an hour? Pfffft, right.

>>720334410
yeah, and heroin addicts want to shoot up 4 times a day, 7 days a week

>>720334711
thats easy.... when you bang that much you just become accustomed to it.

You sure she's not pregnant?

>>720334410

Hit the gym and get your stamina up!

>>720334410

buy a powerful vibrator and learn out to lick and finger like a pro. tell her you're not physically capable of fucking her whenever she wants, but you're willing to lick/finger/vibe her to her satisfaction.

if you don't, she WILL either cheat or leave. it WILL happen.

>>720334410
This is going to stop at the end of pregnancy, around 8 months

>>720334410
You know what will happen OP? She won't be satisfied by one guy, so she'll start banging another dude. And then a third dude. etc. She's literally just using you for your dick, don't give her expensive shit or trust her.

>>720334410
Maybe if you'd last a little longer she'd be satisfied by the second or third round.

>>720335689
SXVXG3

>>720335801
>SXVXG3
da fuck is that ?

>>720335610
solid advice

>>720334776
If we could just use once a day every day we'd be fucking happy yo.

>>720335902
ASGAVE

>>720335997
>ASGAVE
Da fuck is that ?

>>720334410
Fuck her more aggressively, leaver her too sore to fuck again.

Dominate the fuck out of her with your dick.

While your ripping her up slap her around a bit, slowly build up the aggression though or it won't work.

It's worked for me 3/5 times.

So long as you keep it up she'll stay the sub bitch she was born to be.

>>720336046
GASAVE

start buying her vibrators and shit, new ones all the time, let her build up a huge collection and get addicted to masturbating.

magic wand and rabbit to start, those are the classics

>>720336098
>GASAVE
Da fuck is that ?

>>720334410
I recognise this copypasta. I probably need to stop coming here so much.

>>720336161
SXXXXE

>>720336161
ESGAVA

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>>720334410
have her sit on you cowgirl, don't let her move.
put your hands on her hips and push downwards toward your feet, then pull up toward your head. get her moving back and forth like that without letting her lift off at all. she'll catch on after a few times and start grinding on you hard, then she'll cum in about ten seconds. works every time.

also get toys

>>720336227
>SXXXXE
Da fuck is that ?
>>720336235
>ESGAVA
Da fuck is that ?

>>720336478
SEVAGA

>>720336627
>SEVAGA
Da fuck is that ?

>>720336655
Means that i just checked your dubs

>>720334569
This. He's right. Sounds tiring but you're bitching about something every guy dreams of. Wear it out while you can. Buy her toys. It'll be good until she starts cheating on you, if she hasn't already

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>>720336655
Dubs? In my /b/? It's more likely than you think

>>720334410
are you people retarded
haven't you seen this before

>>720334410
Invite / b / over, there are plenty of virgins here of all "genders" and ages. I am sure / b / could occupy her 24/7

To be fair I would even go as far as I say, you would never run out of / b /tards

...or you buy her a nice vibrator before she starts to look for it else where.

>>720334711
Simple math
- 4 times a day, 7 days a week, 28 days, 28 hours
-1 hour per day, 15 minutes per fuck

>>720337151
r u retarded

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>>720334410
buy a magic wand. Let her fuck other girls. Or guy if you are confortable with it.

Or make her find an exhausting job, or going to the gym so she can be too tired to fuck.

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>>720337144
>Invite / b / over
90% of /b/ would rather fuck a man who looks like a girl than an actual girl

>>720337429
point taken

>>720334410
this chick will cheat on you if your happen to be gone for more than 3 days, for any reason (family/work/ect). if shes not on the lease you need to start maneuvering to a break up.

>>720335801
>>720335902
>>720335997
>>720336046
>>720336098
>>720336161
>>720336227
>>720336235
>>720336478
>>720336627
>>720336655
This nigga going Savage?

>>720334410
Dude, I don't mean to hate but sounds like you got a small dick or something and she not satisfied! I have a 7 inch cock and I masturbate a lot so I can go for a long time. I got my girl screaming in pain after 20-30 minutes of fucking! You doing something wrong! She just won't admit it to you!

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Chain her up to a symbian, strap electrodes to her nipples and clit, crank up to max power, and go watch a double feature at your local cinema.

>>720336262
>>720336158
>>720337401

Not OP, but I bought one a few weeks ago but it seems a bit too much for my gf. She comes within like 30 seconds from it and keeping it directly on her pussy is too sensitive for her. Not that that stops me from using it on her.

you are one lucky motherfucker...

>>720338110
>7 inch cock
>pain after 20-30 min

same story, 8 inch tho. dude i learned you gotta get attuned to your woman so she doesn't feel the pain. you can get her to last an hour or more if you just work with her bro, better for both parties.

>>720338306
there is different model of magic wand, some have more vibration mode than other. You can buy a device ( google for magic wand speed controler ) that you can plug between the wand and the alimentation so it's less powerfull.

Or you can get a model that have more vibration mode. Mine has 7 or 9 ( can't remember) mode it's the doxxy massager, but before that i had the europe wand with 6 modes.

Lived with one like this for 4 years. Best time of my life. It was priceless when we had a fight over something and she shouted in anger no sex for a week. I could just lean back and wait, within a couple of hours she was riding my dick with tears in her eyes because she couldnt resist. It totaly flipped around the typical power girls think they have because of sex. I could fap and be happy, she needed dick! In the end im shure she cheated on me so i just packed my stuff and left, no hard feelings, i cheated too.

>>720334410
only twice a day ? Some weeks we fuck 6 times a day, depends on the mood.

She trying to make a baby?

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>>720338735
found the test sheet i was looking for

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>>720338399

There's literally no need to have sex longer than 15 minutes if you're in a relationship. That time would be better spent resting or working so you can advance in your career and make a ton of money and cheat on your partner with crazy hot hookers or mistresses.

>>720337151
Simple reading skills.
- 28 hours a week, not 28 hours in 28 days. Where did you even fucking get that from?

>>720339300
but what if my gf is already a lot younger and a lot hotter than me ? I've fucked hooker ( even expensive one) and i've never had better sex than with my gf

>>720339367

Son, I'm not talking about some back page skank desperate for money. There is a world of professionals you don't even know about that will blow your shit open.

>>720338735
Yeah I did some research before buying one and found at the one with 2 modes is the original one, wanted to rather be safe than sorry but didn't expect this. That speed controller might do the trick, thanks anon.

I've been married for 29 years.
I figure over that time I have given my wife miles of cock.

>>720334410
NICE COPY PASTA. HOW DOES NO ONE REALIZE THIS

>>720339500
i live in western Europe. It's legal and not hidden. Of course we know what it's available.

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>>720334410
I know this is old copypasta but.

How should I get my bf to be in the mood more?
Seriously I'm at my wits end.

Slipping him testosterone is a bad idea right?

>>720334569
Being horny feels better than having sex when you don't want to

>>720334410
if sex becomes exhausting or a chore, something is wrong. if that happens, you communicate. if it falls into a fight while communicating, one or both of you is doing it wrong. you don't have to satisfy her entirely. just listen to each other and figure out what you both want. no communication, good fucking luck. be understanding to one another.

you're not less of a man if you can't or don't want to. but it's retarded if there's no communication, neither one of you will be happy in the end.

>>720339670
Can i be your bf?

>>720334553
This. Soon she'll be fucking other dudes while you're at work. Bounce her, you'll end up with an std or a kid that might not be yours.

>>720334410
Does she come from a deeply religious family? My girl is from one and is DTF all the time, more than I want to. Not so much that I don't want to, just that it has become so routine now that I don't get very excited.

>>720339774
I want to try to fix this first before I give up on it anon.

>>720339670
Testosterone is always a bad idea

>>720340498
Ok, any other ideas?

>>720334410
bait

>>720340590
It depends on why he doesn't want to in the first place. What sort of work does he do? Do you live together? Etc.

>>720340750
yes we live together, his job is moderately stressful

>>720334491
Stfu this Virgin never dated a nymphomaniac

>>720334410
OP o had the same situation with my ex honestly it gets boring either learn to controller her and make her hold it for you develop a sub dom relationshipnwhere shes basically at your whim and cums when you give her permission and knows the consequences or allow her to fuck somone else because she will go out and get it. Youre not bringing her libido down or tiring her out or satisfying her there is no satisfaction thats how nymphomania works its a mania she cant control her sexual urges and you arent helping her youre enabling her, switch sex with heroin and having sex with main lining.

I dumbed my last ex the second she showed interest in other men and i was just too tired from working to support her ass and have sex + times a day at one point i straight up told her im bored of your pussy i dont get hard anymore this was after 3 years. Shes still useless moved back in with her mother and fucks random guys frequently but its not my problem anymore and thats the relief.

You need to decide what you want. Your nympho girlfriend then youre gonna have to make her your bitch or your life youre gonna have to find another girlfriend buddy

>>720340883
Part of the reason he isn't interested then could be because he's too focused on his work. What have you tried so far on him?

>gf needs you to fuck her 4x a day, 1hr each time.

Ur doin it wrong. I guarantee that if she is running off to the bathroom to masturbate, she hasn't got a single orgasm from you.

Also, if her soft vaginal wall can take your dick for four hours every day without any kind of pain, you have to have a very small penis. Way to go exposing yourself to the entire thread, lad.

>>720341085
Just about everything.
Aggressive submissive down for anything.

>>720341085
you have been speaking with a man this whole time

>>720341290
I'm not a dude you dope.

>>720341266
Well, what normally turns him on? What is he into?

>>720334410

You need to stop masterbation yourself and quit porn. It will increase your libido.