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Tell me your secrets /b/. I start: I am a woman pretending to

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Tell me your secrets /b/.

I start: I am a woman pretending to be a man on /b/ to avoid posting tits every 3 minutes.
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Insights..
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It felt true in the moment.
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>>720320044
Tits or gtfo
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i changed the age gap because people would start fighting and arguing and now people dont.
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I am a brony
>>720320044
Checked
>>720320777
And checked
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I'm half tempted to get my side chick pregnant so she has to stay in my life. She isn't on birth control and we never use condoms so it would be incredibly easy
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>>720321151
if it was easy you would have already
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See?
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>>720321316
Yeah, but logically it's stupid but while we are fucking I want nothing more then to cum super deep in her and just see what happensa
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Everyone I know thinks I scored the most popular girl in high school, but in truth I haven't and she went with it, but she won't talk with me.
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>>720320044
Dubdubs. I jack off to kaleidoscopes.
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>>720321043
>I am a brony
kys
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>>720320044
>I start: I am a woman pretending to be a man on /b/ to avoid posting tits every 3 minutes.
we all do this lol
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>>720320044
You know you don't have to post your tits right? Nothing is forcing you to do that, lol
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Sleaziest shit ive ever pulled

>Friends with this kid in highschool, we'll call him D.
>he has a sister, K
>Moms poor, father is a drunk pisshead, K has big time daddy issues and was a big slut from a young age
>Short period after highschool where I'm drinking robotussin to get high every day for months
>One day when I'm fucked up I hack K's email
>Find a bunch of nudes
>put them on local revengeporn board
>years go by, completely forget about it
>Its my 24th birthday last year
>i'm doing a fuckload of cocaine, invite this random dude over that K was fucking, we'll call him J.
>Give him a bunch of coke, he just starts talking
>Tells me all these nasty ass stories about K, about how shes fucking at least 3 guys at once and has been leading this live in boyfriend on for years that knows nothing about it
>Tells stories about how K flashes him when her boyfriend isnt looking, when he leaves the room she walks up to him and rips his pants off and starts slapping herself in the face with his cock, shit like that
>Tells me this story
>Years ago, before he was fucking K, he was at a gas station with an unrelated friend
>K and her boyfriend pull up and the boyfriend gets out of the car and beats the fuck out of J's friend to the point where hes laying on the ground bleeding at the gas station, get up and leave
>I guess that K got word of the images being uploaded to the revenge porn site, that was the only dude she had sent them to so she thought he uploaded them and he got blamed for it.

Never told anyone about this except for a long time best friend who told me i'm doing gods work. Still friends with D but J and K are both big time heroin fiends now and J smokes crack too so I avoid them now.

>Tl;dr in 2011 and hacked a girls email and got nudes, uploaded them to the internet, somebody got their ass beat for it in 2014 that wasn't me and I never figured it out until last year.

Pics have been gone for years and weren't that good anyways. Have this instead, unrelated.
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>>720320044

nice quads OP
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>>720322099
Jesus Christ, is it summer already?
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i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.
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>>720321916

way tfl; dfr
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>>720322252

nice . 2's. yay!
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>>720322254

what date rape drug did you use?
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>>720322545

no drugs. i would never rape anyone. especially her.
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sometimes i bump threads
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>>720320044
I haven't not been suicidal since age 11. At this point I can't even remember what it was like not wanting to die. It's all I think about. I cannot wait to finally die. It fills me with so much joy. All I want to do is end it. End this pain.

Just kill me.
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>>720322254
Inbreeding inbred
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>>720323147

we never had children. just sex.
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>>720323356
Lol sister fucker
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>>720323356
So she aborted it?
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>>720320044
Tits and Timestamp or gtfo
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Hooked up with a cd on craigslist.
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i just came for two 13yo's on omegle
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>>720323720
lets hear about it
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>>720323020
Just kill yourself, faggot. Fuck. It's not that hard.
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>>720323603

yes.
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I got a chick pregnant after the condom broke and forced her to get an abortion. She had a great job and I threatened to send our sex tape that I had secretly recorded to her boss and coworkers. I didn't even go with her when she went to get the procedure.
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>>720323776
I'm prone to this also.
Also blackmail some others for more cam sex shows. Makes me diamonds.
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>>720323776
boys or girls?
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>>720324032
grills
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whenever my underage sister in law stays at my house, I go through her bag and play with her panties. I also like to cum on everything that she will put on or in her body. Toothbrush, retainer(pic related), mouthwash, skin lotion. I've even cum in her scrambled eggs a few times.
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I was a mistake
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>>720323776
sounds fun, did it look like they enjoyed it?
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>>720324244
>>720324244
loved it, even showed tits
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>>720324170

we know.
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>>720323778
was feeling pretty low and hadn't been with any girl in years. felt like cd's were easier to hookup with personally. She was pretty smooth everywhere and it was dark in the motel room. she smelled good and sucked my cock for awhile. rubbed my dick between her ass. she mounted me and then i came.
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>>720324110
And what did they do??
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I never rewind my VHS tape rentals.
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On new years eve I made out with a 10yo girl for about 30 minutes
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>>720324637
Faggot
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>>720324847

time traveler detected.

did you overshoot September 11 2001?
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>>720324847
me neither, pretty sure no one does.
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>>720324885
how old are you? did she touch your dick?
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>>720324995
im old enough to know not to tell people how old i am... no she didnt, i touched her ass a lot though.
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>>720324652
not much, asked for cum showed tits i nutted they said nice and left lol
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>>720325137
>im old enough to know not to tell people how old i am

kek. you are the same fag that posts another similar story.

>try using different responses. dont be so obvious.
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>>720325197
nah, i just like that response =).
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>>720323020
Please just actually kill yourself for using so many double negatives.
Literally fucking kill yourself and live stream it for my entertainment.
You are a worthless piece of shit who cannot even manage to communicate in the most basic of forms.
The world will not so much as blink an eye, and in the long run will be much better off without you.
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>>720325157
Pic related??
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>>720325243

if true i give you props.

best i have done is 12.

>i am good looking fag. for reference.
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Im not the best writer but here it gos.
This is all true
I have a sister from my father and another women (not my mom) she is much older then i. she had a daughter at 14. I'm 4 years older then my niece. When I was 15 and she was 11 we started playing truth or dare witch lead to touching and rubbing but never sex. Well time went on and she moved away and the next time I seen her she was 17 and i moved in with my sister so would seen here every day. She turned me on so much. It was turning me in to a perv. I would hold a mirror under the bath room door to see her get out the shower. One day she caught me and never said anything about it. It made me wonder if she still wanted me. One day I came home from work and she had a short skirt on and was bending over in front of me all day to where I could see her ass cheeks and camel toe. That night I went into her room and leaned over her bed, I started to fill on her tits and trying not to wake her. She woke up and I froze not knowing what to do... she went right for my dick, pulled it out and sacked it till I came in her mouth. This continued for the next few nights. One night I got drunk and got on top of her and stuck it in and fucked her. We fucked the whole time I lived there and every time we see each other after that. No matter if I had a gf or she had a bf... we fucked
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i got head from a male cousin when I was under 12 and gave him head also he was 11. later at 21 I had sex with a female cousin who was 19 over a period of 3 months. she was a squirter
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>>720320044
ordered GHB from the darknet, drugged best friend and his wife. came in her pussy, hope she's not on the pill
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>>720325157
I do this all the time. Best was 9 she knew what she was doing to.
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>>720325532

cousins is realy normal. its like normal incest.
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>>720325432
yep
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>>720325589
my best is 9, twice
ive had two different 7yo's but they didn't really know what was happening and left before I could unload the juice
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>>720325661
how long does it usually take to find a little slut who will watch?
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>>720321484
rape her. problem solved
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This girl I'm with on a business trip is in the room next to me. The hotel keeps the keys at the front desk.

I'm going to get her key and jerk off into a pair of her used panties, an probably take another pair for a trophy.
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> I've always wanted to have sex with my sister.
> I brush my teeth with my own piss.
> I drink mouthwash to get drunk.
> To lazy to go to the bathroom sometimes so I just piss in a bowl or cup.
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I wear a chastity device and diapers
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>>720325722
depends what time of day
I'm neat as fuck so they usually naturally get pretty thirsty seeing my cock and abs.
I average a few thirsty per session and probably a load every other session.
All depends usually
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>>720322320
maybe next time read the tl;dr then dumbass
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>>720320044
I'm fucking 3 chicks at the same time, and even tho they know about my bachelor lifestyle it still kills me inside. Settling for some lost soul like me is a big red flag in itself. They'd be better off finding some nice supportive beta but for now they seem content bonding with a faux-fuckboyy. People are weird.
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>>720325467
It's not something that i was looking to do, was spur of the moment and she initiated it. I'll admit she was super cute, so it made it more fun. She was fine with me feeling her ass but the couple times i moved closer to her pussy i could tell she wasnt comfortable so I didnt do it.
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>>720323020
>Havent not been
just say "i have been" you nigger jew
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>>720325766
got any pics of her?
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>>720325957

i was in my 20's and good looking. what is your appeal?

>they have to like something about you.
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>>720326054
im decent looking and ive known her forever, we've always gotten along really well.
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>>720321034
Elaborate.
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>>720326544

a story about my life.
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I fuck hookers and I only last 5-15 minutes.
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>>720325897
Yup after school is best. Just after dinner time when they retreat to bedroom and folks are watching shit TV. Also just before bed and early Saturday morning are also good times. It's amazing how many little sluts are on cam sites willing to flash or even full blown give you a show.
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>>720320044
I live in a rented house with my girlfriend and three other guys. I share her around with them on a regular basis so that they can pay our rent instead.
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>>720325897
Anon what if you don't have abs?
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>>720325589

Where do you find these people??
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>>720327298
imaginary pedo fantasy land
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>>720325604
>pic is related
>13 y/o tits
MODS MODS MODS
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>>720326826
Lol cuckaklies here
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>>720327419
Dude. Those were not 13 yo tits.
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>>720320044
I got a small group of friend who we all have sex together.
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it gets me off to think that other people are jerking off to pics of my girlfriend.
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>>720327565
good for you anon.
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I knock up an 18 year old that I use work with I was 27. When she told me she was pregnant i said "cool who's the father?" later I convince her it couldn't be me cause I got fixed right after high school. So now she is struggling to raise the kid while I just bought my first house
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>>720327565
Any pictures?
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>>720320044
Are you fucking retarded? You "pretend to be a man on /b/"? A place where you're ANONYMOUS, gender included?

Why the fuck would you need to claim to be of any gender here, in this place? Grow up, wank stain.
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>>720327939
Us
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>>720327565

Pics or it didn't happen
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>>720328129
>>720328349
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>>720328129
So you just swap girls or does it get weird?
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>>720328474
no, i just fuck the guys, im a fag.
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I will open my business soon.
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>>720328450
>>720328129
Looks like Jersey Shore.
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>>720328587
What kind?
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>>720328587
how much for a key of china white?
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>>720328474
Usually swap or tag team one of them.

>>720328632
I don't blame you for thinking that.
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All I want out of life is to be useful to women. No, I don't get cucked (or want to), and no, I don't want a dominatrix. I just wanna make members of the female sex happy.

Any femanons who need homework done or something, feel free to reply.
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>>720328747

10/10 use of pics with story, pls cont
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if you could see that i'm the one who understands you

been here all along so why cant you see

you belong with me
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>>720325867
Living the dream
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bifag here, when I was 19-20yo, I had a secret relationship with a 13-14yo boy. Was the best relationship ive had.
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>>720328851
Not much else to say so I guess I'll just dump?
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>>720328931
Uhhh. Have to ask. Why/how??
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>>720327298
Omegle
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>>720329175
Which one is your gf?
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>>720329175
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>>720329424
The blonde.
>>720329463
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>>720329680
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>>720329875
Do you let your friends cum inside her?
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>>720330023
Nah, not unless she's on the pill which she most often isn't. I only remember once when we were doing it raw on her and she was taking all our loads in her.
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>>720330226
>not on the pill
>2017
is she mormon or something?
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I watch dance moms It's like a drug to me, i love watching a bunch of 9yo's criying and hating each other over dance and competing for the love of that fucking cow abby
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>>720330451
i also enjoy it, is entertaining
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>>720330451
maybe she will get a spinoff where she starts a dance team in prison
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>>720330758
is she really going to prison? what did she do?
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>>720330925
Fraud
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>>720330925
possibly. she filed for bankruptcy and failed to disclose her $500,000(or w/e it's worth) dance business assets. essentially massive fraud, she could get several years.
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>>720330226
That's... still pretty gay b/ro... not sure what else to say. that's a one off thing at best hahah
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>>720331106
i read that she sold her two studios so yeah maybe this will be the final season of dance moms
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>>720331544
until her prison spin off seasons. im sure lifetime will come up with something
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>>720331668
i heard that chloe is coming back so everything is posible at this point, except for abby not going to jail
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>>720331984
guess we will find out....
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I've been with my gf for 6 years now. Sex started to be boring after some time so we decided to spice things up : dirty talk, using dildos, some public sex in changing rooms, tried anal and so on ... We even did two threesomes. 1 MMF and 1 FMF.
Everything was better between us and experiencing so many new things was great.
Last week my gf suggested we should try a MMF again, except this time she wants me to suck the guy with her and let him fuck me.
I said no but she almost begged me. Now i don't know what to do and Im afraid to disappoint her.
Any advice b/?
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>>720332504
Get rid of the whore. She's a sexual deviant and will never be a rewarding partner.
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>>720332619
Beside all the sexual things, i do love her though. Not sure about dumping her...
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>>720332504
She will slowly turn you into a cuck and a sissy boy and if at some point you told her to stop she'll eventually cheat on you.
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>>720320044
I became a free sperm donor because I want to die a virgin without another relationship. Girls are evil, and all they care about is milking you for all you're worth only to play with you until they get bored and leave you or wrong you.
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>>720332986
So basically, you're saying that i'm fucked anyway...
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>>720333154
Yeah, you fucked yourself in the ass as soon as you introduced the possibility of a threesome. How does it feel to be a sissy boy in the making? See >>720333112. That's just how girls are.
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>>720333333
fucking wasted
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>>720333333
CZ
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>>720333333
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>>720320044
I am your father.
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>>720333333
I dont want to believe you, but 3 sexts must be a proof of truth
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>>720333333

what is this magic?
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>>720333760
It's just how shit is, anon. Girls fully deserve to be fucked and then dumped when guys have the chance. I thought of them as equals and as people, but looking back at my own history and at how I am not liked, I see things how they really are. Even though they deserve equality in the job force and legally, they deserve to be treated like the shit they really are in terms of relationships. I think it's best not to get involved with them other than to breed them.
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>>720333903
The truth. Don't make my mistakes. Breed them and leave them with the baby.
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>>720334053
Fuck off faggot
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A 13 year old went down on me when I was 16.
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>>720330335
lul most chicks are on the pill
are you retarted anon?
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>>720333112
so you give them your milk
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>>720333912
Never thought of my girl like that. She used to be shy and sweet. Now she is more and more self confident and i feel like she only does what she wants
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>>720320044
I trade win of questionably aged girls on kik under ArsenicD cuz bitches over 20 are gross.

Blonde, teen, braces and leggings pls
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>>720335248

try 26.
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>>720324637
>she
Dude. You had sex with a man. You need to admit that and stop using feminine pronouns to fool yourself. You're now a faggot. One of the damned and the fallen. It's all ogre now. Just kill yourself
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>>720324169
Fucking disgusting
I dare you to post pics
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>>720335550
Yeah. I don't get involved with them, I just give them my milk and spread my genetic material.
>>720335589
You'll figure it out sooner or later. The change is gradual, but it will seem sudden to you.
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>I'm a male who wants to be a transgender
>I hate faggots
>I'm straight but like to take trap dick
>i'm born jewish
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>>720329355
Anyone who doubts this should just sit on omegle for an hour and see just how much win there is. There's hundreds of horny little sluts on there.

I've seen some weird shit on there to.
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>>720336245
This is more contradictory than the bible
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>>720336245

>hates faggots
>but likes sucking dick
>Assumes because they look female that's not gay
>but wants to be transgender
>but if you're transgender turning female fucking a female wouldn't that makw you gay?

Why would you be fucking a female anyway if you like dick?

All of this is against your religion also

You're just a faggot in denial that hates fags because your religion tells you so

Self loathing fag
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>>720334414
Suck my dick
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>>720336432
>>720336555

Check'd trips of truth

But I was meaning to be condescending, faggots
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I love wanking and exposing my cock to anybody, men, women, children. I have a hole cut in my coat pocket so I can stroke my cock in public, and cialis prevents stage fright. When I'm going to cum I'll pull my cock out wherever I am. I pay kids in parks, boys and girls 7-12 yo, singly or in groups, to watch me wank and cum.
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>>720336593
Real life omegle

How do they react?
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>My sister used to jerk me off in bed when I was 10, she was 14
>I've had a liking for incest ever since
>I cum on my sisters panties whenever i'm in her house
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>>720336593
Can you pay me to watch you jack off? I'm in need of some money, thanks anon
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>>720321916
Great story anon, I enjoyed it
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>>720328450
Is that young Ted Mosby?!
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>>720336652
Some people try and ignore me, some insult me, some stop and watch which I love and always try to cum for them. The kids I pay really just accept for the money, some look disgusted, but some are really interested, usually the girls, and some ask me to do it again, or at least keep stroking my cock in front of them after I've cum.
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>I'm married with a kid on the way, my wife is constantly nagging and has brought up divorce a couple of times
>I am now starting to prepare myself for this possible devastating event but talking to other women.
>am I wrong for this?
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>>720337105

What is your name?

and why is she wanting a divorce?
Are you wrong for it? As long as you're not cheating
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>>720337105
Not saying you're wrong or right, but if wife discovers these other women she is only going to feel more insecure and push for a divorce more.
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>>720337200


What is your name?! lmao why the fuck would he answer that..
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>>720337330
Because why not?
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Guy here. When I was 6 my dad made me suck his cock and swallow his cum. I knew it was a secret but thought it was just part of life, that it was normal. When I was 11 I realised it wasn't normal and what was really going on, but by then I loved sucking my dads cock and swallowing all his cum, so continued. I began initiating it more, like randomly kneeling between his legs as he watched TV, got his cock out and sucked it till he filled my mouth with his cum.
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>>720337424
You gay little faggot
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>>720337424

brool story co.
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>>720337424
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>>720337372
Said nagging wife detected
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>>720336992
Yea the girls are always intrigued. Well they are on cam. I'd blow straight away irl.

How do you approach them? And where?
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>>720338436
Parks. Look for a single child or group and just ask them. If it's a group I'll usually approach with my cock out and if they don't immediately run away I ask. Some of their hideouts can be quite isolated. I usually just start with my cock out of my jeans but the girls usually want me to drop my jeans completely which I'm happy to do.
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been fucking my friends mom for a few years
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I secretly video white girls I fuck and sometimes get them to fuck my friends too, have a whored a few of them too
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>>720333333
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>>720336992
>>720338436
Have fun with the FBI.
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>>720323020
Hugs. You've got this.
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>>720324885
>>720325467
You both wish. These threads are ripe for fantasies like these.
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>>720339064
Will they let me wank for them too?
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I am gay but everyone thinks I'm straight.
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>>720323020
You should kill your usage of double negatives.
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>>720321675
Why.
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>>720339191

no we dont, faggot.
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>>720339120
>You both wish.
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>>720327471
>having a frame of reference
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My wife doesn't want another kid but im thinking about getting her pregnant anyway..... We don't use protection so she won't know the difference.
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kinda want the right girl to fart in my mouth. idk why the thought just turns me on
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>>720339595
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>>720339637
judging me on 4chin with all the shit posted here daily. ok

i don't blame you tho it is a little weird
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>>720320044
This site is all women now. There're no guys on /b/. Now sister, lemme see you tits
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I purposely walk around in next to nothing around the house to arouse my dad and brother. Makes me wet to think about them wanting me sexually. Pics related.
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>>720336568
ok
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>>720322863
kudos
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>>720320044
I have a daughter and she walks around the house in next to nothing, and I secretly get aroused by her.
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>>720328845
Why do you do this to yourself?
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>>720340220
>>720340368
kek
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>>720340220
I did the same with my dad when I was 15. Let the towel drop "accidentally a couple of times, left my door open a bit when I got changed and could hear him in the hall outside watching me, left my bathroom door open when I had a shower, glass shower cubicle and when I saw his shadow by the door I'd put on a show of washing myself and saw him wanking a couple of times.
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>>720338742
How much do you pay them? Have you ever been close to getting caught?
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>>720340479
>>720340220
Same here. Started when I was 11, got my older brother to start fucking me shortly after. Some of the best, most fun and enjoyable times in my life.
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>>720340479
Post pics of your body plz
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>>720340536
Pics?
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>>720340576
Of what, him, or me? Like from Facebook? We didn't take any pictures our years of fooling around for obvious reasons.
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>>720340497
Usually 10 each, maybe 20 depending on age so I don't have to haggle. 100 is worth it to have 5 12-yo girls watching you wank and cum, and asking for more. Only times I've been close to getting caught is when I'm in a public place like a street or shop and am going to cum so pull cock out and shoot cum wherever. Very public so need to get away fast.
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>>720340764
I'm hoping this is just a fantasy. That is abuse and you need to stop or seek professional therapy. Please. Please.
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>>720340614
Wanna see u
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>>720340839
I'm a girl, in college now. Not posting a picture, sorry.
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>>720340934
Just your body no face
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>>720340970
Fine, maybe. Of me now or at what age? I was telling a story of what happened in the past so just wondering.
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really disappointed in this thread. The worst you faggots can ever come up with is just some random taboo bullshit about where you've stuck your dick.
if your going to lie about shit, can't you pieces of shit be at least a little more creative?
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>>720340479
>>720340536
>>720340220

Post tits with timestamp or GTFO

Shouldn't you also be aroused knowing anonymous people from the internet get horny looking at your body? So what are you waiting for, post tits. Just imagine we are your dads.
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>>720341476
Sorry, no, I'm not stupid. Take it or leave it. Don't really care if you believe it or not.
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>>720324169
>underage
How underaged?
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>>720343479

Fedora Neckbeard sounds like a J.K.Rowling character.
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>>720344335
>being this thirsty
it's 2017 nigger drink some water already
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>>720341236

Fine.. Time to turn up the dial on this thread.

> dating girl for a while
> meet her family etc.
> her mom lives in a basement suite
> moms bf is sketchy mofo
> few month's pass
> she's crying, angry, distraught
> mothers bf had been molesting her little sister
> had even begun raping her when opportunity presented itself
> her sister is 8
> mothers bf is m.i.a. with warrant out
> gf agrees to have little sister sleep over until he is caught and mom moves
> few weeks go by
> little sister sleeps like a brick because she's on melatonin in Nyquil
> can't sleep otherwise.
> gf asks if I can watch her alone over the weekend while she settles her mother in a town over
> "sure.. She's pretty self sufficient anyhow."
> terrible thoughts invade my mind Friday night
> I make noise, prod the girl, literally try to wake her up..
> won't wake up.. Best response is grunts and shifts
> Saturday night
> I made sure she had a bit extra of the sleep aides
> the rest.. I'm not saying.

I broke up with my gf shortly after.
Couldn't stand myself in her presence or seeing her family. May be the worst thing I've done.. But at least it's a secret thing.
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>>720344691
top kek
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>>720344335
Hey, you!-
Where do you think you're going, faggot?
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30 year old with wife and 2kids. Eversince i discovered 4chan. I got very curious and now i want to be fucked in the ass. I just want to know how it feels. Been hooking up with a guy but then when i got the opportunity, i chickened out, my heart was pounding that i had to bail, i cant do it. But everytime i browse this damn site. My curiousity comes back. I fingered mi self twice while jacking and it felt good.
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>>720344903
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>>720344158
how natural it feels*.

I'm someone who's always wanted to be owned, degraded, hurt, used. She's always wanted a pet to humiliate, control, and inflict pain upon. It's perfect.

>>720344335
We're lesbians, sorry. i think there are a lot more kinky people out there than people think, I've never discussed BDSM with any of my partners before we dated, it just happens.
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>>720321484

Consider yourself lucky.. She could've decided to tell everyone the truth
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>>720344870
Nowhere just sitting here enjoying myself

>>720344715
Exactly. It's 2017, the digital age. Why bother trying to find a partner that's right for me conventionally when I can find people into the same things and lifestyle as me on the Internet? The worlds getting smaller man, travelling is easier so what's stopping you finding the perfect partner(s)?
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>>720344903
It's a fucking hassle and is much better when you're by yourself and can personally dictate the speed and depth you're willing to tolerate.
Unless you can take, like, 9 inches of rock hard dick on demand, just keep it to yourself.
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>>720344903
Come out of the closet already faggot
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>>720345033
>what's stopping you finding the perfect partner(s)?
begging for pussy on /b/, that's what
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>>720345018
Fair enough worth a shot. No problem enjoy your life
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>>720345088
>begging for pussy

Topkek okay man. You try going through the hassle of finding a person and developing a relationship with them only for them to be boring in life and not enjoying the same things as you. Shit gets old man. Try it some time. Live a little
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>>720322099
fuck off new fag.

also, checked
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>>720345295
I have, actually.

Still hasn't reduced me to asking for sexual gratification on /b/.

Why don't you get over this "age=experience" complex and accept that asking to join in on someone's kink on /b/ is desperate as fuck. You'd find better luck on omegle.
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>>720320044
tits or gtfo
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>>720333333
Fuuck
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i've fucked hookers a couple of time
not a virgin though ( i've bang girl i didn'T pay)
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>>720345591
What "age=experience" complex? I've found 4chan is a good springboard to meet people into the same stuff and so far it's paid off I've met people from /b/ and /soc/ but nothing long term, yet. I wouldn't say it's desperate.
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>>720333333
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>>720331278
>Fucking multiple women
>gay
You fucking dumbass.
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>>720322254
Greentext please
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>>720344802 LOL.. YES let it out!

You dirtbag must have more tell us
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>be 23 yo me
>Black african male
>Seeing three different white girls
>I count the days when they last had their period
>They are unaware of each others existence
>Had sex with three 18 y/o teens when they're most fertile
>I poke holes in my condom and cum inside them

I cut contact with all three and all three are now pregnant and I will continue to impregnate more.
>>
I'm doing hrt and I'm a total trap.
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>>720344802
>2017
>her family reviewed the hidden security cam recording on that night
>tomorrow, they will call the cops
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>>720348463
You're a filthy nig nog stay away from our white females
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>>720348595
Everytime I fuck a white bitch and impregnate them i'm contributing to the eradication of your species. I hate white people, but your females are an exception. Light skin females are more valued and the true superiors. And since I leave them they have a responsibility of looking after the children, so once they go black they never go back to whities
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>>720348510

> didn't read the story

The girl was staying at his house.
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>>720348366

He's Not looking to get v& Anon.
There must be more to the story.
He just won't explain it.
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>>720320044
My hair is greasy and have split ends, it's tangled most of the time. I haven't had a haircut since last March. I also used to have head lice for a long time without realizing it until I scratched out a live adult lice under my fingernail.
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>>720349236
wash your hair dawg, shit
i don't understand how you can stand having gross-ass hair, it's the worst feeling
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>>720349348
I do wash it every other day or two, I can't wash everyday because the water bill would be too high and it would make my head feel even greasier but my hair would dry out
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>>720321449
maybe you're inlove with your side chick already
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>>720349408
Comb the fuck out of it on the days that you can't properly wash it. It'll spread the grease around and make it a bit less awful.
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>>720320044
I was diagnosed with herpes and I'm quite depressive now
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>>720349630
Thanks, I did just comb it and now I'm going to have a bath. What do you suggest for split ends?
>>
>>720349967
Shave your head
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>>720320044
I trade nudes of teens on kek under ArsenicD. Like..freshman hs
>>
>>720349967
>What do you suggest for split ends?
Dunno, never had them and I'm not a hairdresser.

A cursory google search says there is no true cure for split ends other than cutting them off and taking better care of your hair after that. So, uh, do that?
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>>720350043
I'm a girl, I can't shave my head. I don't want to look like a bald feminist
>>720350148
I guess it's about time I got a haircut, I'll talk to my dad about it
>>
The wife of a friend got really drunk at a New Year's party and sucked me off behind some bushes. I blew a huge load and she swallowed everything. 20 minutes later, she's french kissing her husband to ring in the new year with a mouth that had just been filled with my semen. For some reason, I felt a sense of power watching him unknowingly putting his tounge in a place that I had just filled with my ejaculate. Am I a bad person?
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>>720350212
Your a role model to us all anon
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I have a fetish for women wearing ankle white socks. Even better when the soles are dirty
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got into a fight with a mudskin once,
left him bleeding on the ground
read in the papaers a week after about a murder in my town
Hope it wasnt me
>>
>>720320044
fluffy am mama
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im an underage rusanon but im on /b/
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>>720323020
Go to a therapist or something. Figure out what's making you feel miserable and do something about it. Maybe that's simplistic advice, but I can't give you anything better without knowing more details.
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Sometimes I scratch my head, pick off the flakes and eat them. They leave a sharp taste in my mouth later. It's mostly a stress thing.
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I'm a male who wants to be a lesbian.
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>>720350212
I did something similar years back. I was off to Australia for a few months and friends had a party for me.

Ran out of booze and ciggies so I said I was gonna walk to the local shop. About 30 mins away.

Anyway, mates 8/10 girl said she would come with me. Mate said fuck that I'm not walking.

We walked through the park and she said stop here a min anon. She got on her knees and started to blow me. Saying this is so I don't forget her while I'm in oz. I get worked up and ask her to pull trousers down and let me fuck her. She agrees, but says she wants my load in her mouth.

I obliged.

We go shop, walk back, say nothing about it ever again.

MFW her fella starts kissing her.
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It's teenie omegle time bros
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I wanted to get this off my chest once and for all so here me out

I corrupted both of my sister's mind to get them addicted to drugs and make them barter the drugs for sex and a lot of other things
>>
i steal panties from all my female cousins.
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When I was 17 yo one time I mixed a sleeping drug into dinner which was eaten by my aunt sister and my mother...
My mother and sister are hot at and aunt is above average and I molested and raped them In their sleep(if it is called rape
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I masturbate to botfly removal videos.

I can't explain what about them I find so sexy- Is it the sight of other human beings in pain? Is it how thick and juicy the larve look? Could it be the fact that all this time, they were in that person's flesh, feeding away and making them sicker and sicker?

I wish I could be infested by one.
>>
I'm sick and unable to be awake for more than four hours and I've been wondering if the only way to save up money is so sell pictures and videos of myself to the horny. Tbh though I've always wanted to do this? It just seems like the perfect opportunity now because there aren't that many options.
>>
>>720349236
lice don't like dirty hair as it's hard for them to navigate and populate
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>>720355394
I don't have lice anymore thank God, I used a mousse on my hair which I had to apply overnight and then wash off in the morning then apply it a week later and it completely noticed. I noticed a change in that my head doesn't feel as itchy anymore
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>>720355981
completely worked*
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>>720324847
WTF UR THE SCUM OF THE EARTH KYS OMG
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>>720321043
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I want to fuck my younger sister and watch her fuck and cum over and over. I fap to her all the time.
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I have sex regularly with my sis
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I have greying hair and I'm only 18
>>
I'm a sex addict.
>>
i wear my sisters panties
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>>720358723
post pics faggot
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>>720348463
Is this bait?
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>>720358873
yes sir :(
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>>720359288
show us one pic of your sis for comparison
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I have bad eyesight so I need to wear glasses. My left eye is worse than my right and my eyesight keeps deteriorating but I don't know how to correct it. It's also difficult for me to leave the PC as I don't have friends in real life.
>pic related
the last point is very true for me and this is a big concern. I don't want to lose my vision
>>
Just bust a nut on omegle
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