Medfags of /b/, what's happening to my dick? Do I have to

jesus shit

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>>720277467
Herpilie Derpilie

Sand fleas. Its gonna hurt.

>>720277467
Do you fuck dead bodies?

>>720277467
Did you pump it to death or use a vicegrip on it?

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>>720277467
nigga you have hpv

>>720277467
Med student here,
It looks infected ;-; you can apply triple antibiotic

>>720277973
great detective work mr med student

Connect the dots with a sharpie and show us
Roll for dubs

>>720277857
Nope it's just a bit swollen

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>>720277467
No

>>720278187
don't you do that to me

>>720278157
>a bit swollen

>>720277467
Send a dick pick on snapchat to lordkingsley, and say its from jasper

>>720277467
it's fine.leave it be

>>720277683
That's why I'm on Valacyclovir. Guess it wasn't that hard to identify. Next time I'll post a where's Waldo drawing.

>>720277467
Stop fucking fapping so much.

Your dick looks like chewed up bubblegum with cayan pepper flakes in it.

>>720277467
Look at how long that hair is.

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>>720277467
Get that shit checked out, unless you're an americuck then enjoy your cauliflower cock or prepare for some debt

Not a Medfag but I believe what's wrong with you is called circumcision.

>>720278506
i got herpes from litterally the worst half assed blow job ive ever had. got tested and it was hsv1 the 'oral" version. doc said id have outbreak very rarely if ever. its been 5 or 6 years and just had my second ever out break last week 3 sores healed in 3 days. ..anyway that looks like the sores i got

>>720278522
I've been through six guys that week, everything perfectly normal. The swelling started with the first red dots.

>>720278402
Who'd that, not that I get prosecuted for sexual harassment of an uptight bitch.

>>720277467
Scrape it with a knife and post results.

>>720277467
You either got scabies or syphilis. Get a penicillin G shot. And quit fucking roadkill, should solve any future issues.

>>720279282
OP will surely deliver

>>720277973
>med student
>triple anti will kill syphilis

Sure bud.

medfag here, you should go to a doctor and dont try to self medicate if you want your dick not to fall off.

See a Dr. ASAP!!! It looks bad!

looks like a botched circumcision. congrats, the jews got you

>>720277467
You need to see a doctor. It appears to be infected and you're risking losing your penis, or sensitivity.

you need vinegar injection in the head of the penis

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>>720281981
I've got something better than vinegar.

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>>720278522

This.

He's been jerking off way too much way too hard, or he's been using a vacuum cleaner, hot tub jet, or a vibrator too aggressively.

Take a better pic without taking up 85% of the photo with the timestamp

my dick didnt look this bad when i took off the 1st bandage after my circumcision

>>720277467
You're either a severe chronic masturbator or a retard who used a vaccum pump with too much pressure/too long. To fix this STOP FUCKING TOUCHING YOUR DICK. Let it heal. Wait at least 1 or 2 months before even thinking about fapping again. If after a week you find that the swelling hasn't gone down, go to the doctor.

Cancer, literally

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OP here I prepared a series of pics for your enjoyment

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Plus de même

stop posting and take an appointment to an urologist or dermatologist

dick health is serious business.

>>720286013
Enjoy the aids

Ok enough pictures, tell us your fap frequency and what other shit you did to your dick to make it look like that. Pour moi you french fag

>>720286013
>>720286190

Yeah, that's herpes. Have fun.

>>720277467

serious question OP, what's the matter with your dick?

Sifilis...get a doctor fag

>>720286190
Are you fucking kidding? Your dick looks like someone tortured you. Go See a fucking doctor and he happy if it doesnt damage your dick on longterm

>>720286190
Looks sore bro. Glad to see youre happy with your diseased cock.

Please dont fuck anyone with that rotten stump.

>>720283627
>>720285459


This is all there is to it, he's jerking off using some suction device too hard.

Just leave your dick alone for a week or 2, swelling with go away and scabs will heal.

Look dumbass, you know what you did to cause it, you're just scared you would have to go to the Dr. and be labeled a pervert chronic bater.

Swelling just below the glans looks like paraphimosis. Not particularly good to have. There's also clearly an infection of some sort going on, not quite classic presentation of herpes vesicles, but can't rule it out from the pics. See a fucking DOCTOR

>>720277467
This mother fucking is on the toilet wearing panties. We are concerned only about his dick?

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And one with flash.

its dry from the winter
put some lotion on it and calm down

or its herpes and your sex life is ruined forever

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Nice sifilis faggot, enjoy your brain damage in the future!

You should be more concerned about your masculinity, you panty wearing faggot

>>720277467
medfag here. classic case of nervegas. only cure is suicide.

>>720287154
Thank you. Let his dick fall off. He doesn't deserve to have it.

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Aldo as it stirs up some interest heres a pic of my 'panties'

>>720287729
You're still a faggot tho op.

>>720287729
your dick is falling off and you're showcasing your crossdressing tendencies to strangers on the internet. good god man

Hahah its so fucking crusty

>>720287911
Twas out of question, wasn't it.

>>720277467
wash your fucking dick man how fucking long did you go without showering

>>720287911
George bush dubs of truth. Op is a confirmed faggot.

>>720277467
are those brown spots raised at all? How quickly did they form? Do they itch or hurt?

>>720286013
Make it erect and take pictures, I am curios

>>720277467
Looks like balanitis gone too long untreated.

>>720288277
Tf do you know nigger. Show me your medical license.

Looks like a fresh circumcision gone wrong brah

>>720277467
This is fucking why I come here. This is exactly what I needed. Goodnight OP. I'm not gay but I would totally let you fuck me to find out if I was or not.

literal doctorfag here, I can only properly diagnose it if you get hard and post a video of you cumming on a toasted english muffin and eating it.

>>720287199
You've been using too much vacuum when you pump OP. This is the blistering that pumpers try to avoid. Let the blisters heal and pump at a lesser vacuum.

Your dick is slowly turning into a vagina. Just stay calm and let it happen bro

>>720286190
What in the actual fuck bro?? How do you not know how your dick got like that???

>>720286190
on dirait une circoncision qui a sacrément mal tourné.

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>>720288589

>>720277467
>>720286013
>>720286190
>>720287199
>>720287729

overactive sebaceous glands

AND QUIT INJECTING YOUR DICK WITH LIQUIDS YOU STUPID FUCK

>>720288589
Have fun with herpes or whatever the fuck is on his dick

>>720288236
>>720288589
Samefag
Emphasis on fag

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You obviously have been circumcised recently.

Why??

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More than a chub isn't in his will. Maybe he doesn't feel pretty currently.

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Top view and I'll try to get a full blown shot

My god he's enjoying this.

>>720289735
c'Est quoi le fucking TROU plus haut?

>>720289735
Just cut it off op its too far gone

>>720289735
Post feet

Ouais tu t'es fais raboter le chinois quoi...

>>720277467
>Do I have to get a new one?
Stop being so retarded. Where do you think you can just get a new penis?

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>>720277467
jesus.....

>>720290239
How many autisms do you have?

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>>720277467

>>720278305

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Pieds, on the way. I don't think they lookbgood.

OP spray hydrogen peroxide on it and take pictures of it fizzing and stuff

>>720289735
Ya don't mind the fuckin' giant open sore on the base of your dick near your pubes. Jesus dude how have you let it get this bad?

Yeah I'm going to Jean coutou to but peroxide, nope

not a MEDFAG but ive had most of them. whatever youre using to lube with, fucking stop.

>>720289735
did you fucking try to circumcise it and let it get infected? jesus

you have penile myiasis have fun getting your cock cut open.

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>>720277467
>>720286013
>>720286190
>>720287199
>>720289610
>>720289735

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>>720277467

Go see a fucking doctor.

>>720286190
je suis désolé pour toi OP ta graine est mal foutue

sudoku time fgt

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And now as promised a pic close to hard

>>720291989
oh my fuck dude. dont be stickin that in anything, probly painful to do so anyways id imagine.
lets see the peroxide on it like i stated earlier

>>720278089
ROLL

>>720286190
ferme la

If the brown spots go away and the inflammation stops, its probably syphillis. If it is, please for the love of god go to a doctor fast. If not treated, syphillis is horrible in its last stage.

>>720277467
Believe it or not this sorta looks like if you get a little too crazy with your penis pump, and/or fall asleep with a cock ring on.

it looks like you cut off your own foreskin and just left it at that. you need antibiotics if thats the case bro

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>>720278089
Rolling

>>720292627
not OP. been there myself bro, i was late latent. the 3 rounds of doube injections in each hip was a nightmare, i couldnt walk the next day every time

>>720292241
It was BB in an Moroccan asshole Friday night, then it looked still a little bit different.

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>>720291989

>>720286190
THIS IS WHAT A SYPHILETTIC PENIS LOOKS LIKE! GET HELP TOMORROW YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE!

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>>720291989

>>720278089
Rolling

>>720292659
Why all this guesswork? I'm on valacyclovir and the doc took a hsv1/2 swab test. Amoxylin for the unlikely case of a bacterial infection. I'm sure this will be gone soon. And Mrs the lines of the circ from December are still very visible, that's also the reason the inner foreskin is still swollen as mucuousa aren't used to be steadily exposed.

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>>720286190
You used some fucking penis enhancing device. You didn't read the instructions. You have nerve damage. It's all over

>>720286190
>je suis monte
Oui oui baguete insect glaive

>>720291989
WHAT DID YOU STICK YOUR DICK IN MAN

>>720278864
I've probably used protection once in my life. I've always been into "risky play", now that I'm a few years older I was so happy I hadn't caught anything. Get tested regularly, all blood work looked great about a month ago. Hadn't had any sexual intercourse since then.. suddenly I start to feel itching/burning above my cock and on the base of it. Blisters.. fucking blisters. Turned out to be herpes, but the blood work never detected it. No idea who I got it from or if I even had a past outbreak. I'm on gabapentin since I had shingles a few years ago and can't feel the nerve pain, only itching and seeing how nasty the shit looks. Stay safe people, wrap it up.

>>720293790
That's fucking amazing

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I don't know what all the hullaballoo is all about.

>>720291989
Looks like you have a goomba on top of your dick lol

>>720293913
Main problem with herpes and stuff is the oral transmission. And I don't know of anyone wrapping it up for sucking.

Jesus Fucked You 4 Life.

You're a homosexual. Jesus don't like homos. Jesus gave you the you shouldn't be a homo syphilis. You are a incubator of death. Just kys and get it over with.

>>720277467
Just see a doctor.. we all know you know what happened to your cock. Share that information with the doctor, unless you want to lose it. In this case, if you Do use it, you lose it.

If my dick looked like a fraction of that I couldn't make it through the day or fall asleep.

If ever there has been a reason for a emergency room visit. This is it


Not a feminine penis at all

>>720294666
I like you. You keep a positive outlook on life, even when confronted with homos

>>720295123
Did you notice I invoked Jesus and scored a perfect 666.

>>720295303
Nobyet, sweet. That must feel great

>>720286190
thats one sick dick

>>720295533
Like warm Apple pie.

Just what the fuck have you been fucking?

>>720295867
Men's shit-chutes.

>>720277467
First off who have you fucked? Be specific

vet tech here, stop fucking animals.

Put toothpaste on it

>>720287199
saving this to troll r8 my dick threads

>>720296044
Hydrochloric acid would be better.

>>720277467
>>>720277857
>Nope it's just a bit swollen
Just a bit swollen.

>As if it's not totally destroyed.

Get yourself checked for syphilis

Medfag here you have something simple herpes, hpv, or syphlis but now you have a secondary infection. You need antibiotics immediately or you may lose your cock. Doctor immediately!

>>720277467
At least you already have the underwear for worst case scenario

>>720286190
I had a similar case once, after fucking a lemon, had bad itching and was swollen for like 2 weeks but it never got wounds.

>>720297755
Fuvking a lemon? Pourquoi?

>>720277884
dumbfuck everybody has HPV dumbfuck

1/10

Va voir un médecin mec! Les conséquences peuvent être vachement graves!

>>720299015
that... isn't true.

>>720299015
i definitely don't have whatever the fuck that is