vocaroo time niggas i'll read anything in a narrator voice

bump you cucks

Logan, the autismo diaries are the gospel of the Lord.

>>720276908
Bump for this please

Read this:

Gord hawk!
He likes to squawk!
At the meeting you will hear him talk!
To Toby Cock,
Or at the Rock
It's Go-o-ord Hawk!

Read this one:

Ah!
Baby Tierra Pride clown be cryin' oveh made up problems!

BIG MAMA IS HERE!

MMMHMMM! SASSY BIG MAMA IS GONE PROTECT BABY TIERRA PRIDE CLOWN FROM HER DUMBASS RELATIONSHIP DECISIONS. BIG MAMA WILL SKYPE YO BABY ASS AT WORK SO YOU CAN NEGLECT THE IOTA OF RESPONSIBILITY YOU HAVE TO FOCUS ON YASELF!

OH SNAP BIG MAMA GONE OD ON FRAD CHIGGIN!!!

>>720276144

What the fuck OP you haven't delivered shit.

Sing this one.

I am little gaycrow.
I crave the yeasty scent of ballzach and asshole.

But this is big lifestyle identity, you know!
It means I go to shows!
And that I wear nice clothes!
Being ghey crow is not simply about craving boy holes - it dictates everything I know!

oooooohhh!!!!

Little gee hay crow,
he just wants you to know,
that he will crave your hole,
or ride upon your pole!
LITTLE GAY CROWS
HEAVEN KNOWS
THEY GIVE OUT BLOWS!
AND LOVE TO SHOOT THEIR LOADS!
OH!

So are you going to actually do any vocaroos or not you fucking faggot?

>>720278103
I think you should sing this one.

if white say nigger

>>720276908
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cyUeKfuswy

Not OP but I'll do some I guess

>>720277344
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vjWdNBGIHY

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>>720276144
"I want to cummy in mummy"

>>720277641
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FJ1wndKwta

I tried

>>720278771
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vjWdNBGIHY

You have no idea how happy this makes me.

I literally rolled off my bed onto the ground and knocked my bookshelf over.

Seriously is there a download button?

Adam, we will wipe on normal star auger

>>720278881
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1COBjVCgIPH

>>720278771
I should also add that you have a nice singing voice.

>>720279036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YY1sqtzer7
This was honestly hard to read correctly

>>720279122
Thank you!

>>720279003
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FJ1wndKwta

Oh my god dude I am fucking losing it these are amazing hahaahahahahahahaha

>>720279266
Lol np

"But he was a fool, for he had mistaken the linguini for spaghetti"

Grayson, are you needing suck?

>>720279304
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1al5sQ7MmPG

The Wrath of the Awakened Saxon - Rudyard Kipling

It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Saxon began to hate.

They were not easily moved,
They were icy -- willing to wait
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the Saxon began to hate.

Their voices were even and low.
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not preached to the crowd.
It was not taught by the state.
No man spoke it aloud
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not suddently bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Saxon began to hate.

>>720279421
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MaHwVR3MCK

>>720279483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sV6GmOslcL

I know my daddy practices islamic black magic, but he is still my brothers slaveholder so I must respect

>>720279733
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sV6GmOslcL
thanks, you kinda fucked up the faggy words but I'll take it

Jake is dumb square, subscribe to keemstar.

>>720279758
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EQeIgQgWAI

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Whether it was by the hand of God, or a rouge explosion in the universe, humanity was given the gift of flowers – a gift in which we are meant give each other.

I couldn’t imagine a world where in all of nature’s beauty and magic we plucked from it something else to give to one another. Imagine instead of bouquets of lilacs and roses, we gave porcupines, lava, or hedge clippings. Instead, it was the flowers, the delicate, aromatic weeds, each one a different symbol for a different occasion.

There’s really no “one-size-fits-all” any occasion bloom. One woman’s rose is another’s cactus. While the recipients may applaud the effort, picking the right arraignment is just like picking out jewelry. They don’t last forever, but they certainly live in the moment; there’s “I’m praying for you,” “my condolences,” and others – but most importantly, there’s “I love you” and there’s a type flower for each those moments.

Nature’s gift to humans to give to each other.

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I cum viciously towards the pictures of dead children. But also; balls. (Really put pressure on that B. Like BHEAUHL'Z. Like that. Yes.)

Speaking of BHEAUHL'Z; have you guys ever tasted spaghetti? Knees weak, arms are heavy. There is halo 2 mythic map packs on his sweater, crackheads ready. Guanzalez. Pythagoras. Swords and sandals.

Sometimes I piss on my little sister's forehead when she sleeps and she doesn't wake up so I plant small legopieces in her room so that when she does wake up she smells of pee and her feet is penetrated by legopieces as she walks on them. Ha-ho-he-ho. Hi-ha-ho-ha.

>>720279852
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pil0M0VQ0y

This fanfic I found

pastebin com/VUC5rbdj

>>720276144
subscribe to Dolan Dark

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You know I used to be a writer yeah I used to be inspired yeah I farted on my uncle's knee and shot his dog while jerking off to pictures of Mia Khalifa. Sometimes, when I feel atrociously brave -- I go outside and buy myself a pack of monster energy cans. That shit makes me sped up like a motherfucker. Once I cracked two open at a time, drank them all - roared in my nans ear and then fucked the shit out of her bareback gorilla style. She didn't survive.

>>720276144
"Captain Autismo reporting in."

>>720279936
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1skEPKeAz26

>>720279974
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QZi0eaVLQL

>>720280429
A masterpiece. Thank you so much. You have a wonderful voice. I need you inside of me. <3 (thanks doe seriously you are great)

>>720280135
Don't have the time :^(

>>720280260
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AAn3jjLsuE

>>720280306
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03482WERZGl

Alright, this is sassyBigMaMaAnon here. Can you do this one for me:

...It's the movie of the summer.
(black girl voice:)
"SINCE WHEN POPEYES CHIGGEN STOP TAKIN FOOD STAMPS?! IT'S FOOD RIGHT?!"

Oprah Winfrey is sassy big mama!

"IF U CAN'T FACETIME AT WERK JUST REMEMBER IT B DONALT TRUMP RACISM!"

Whoopey Goldberg as Baby Tierra Pride Clown!

"I JUST BE CRAIGSLIST BITCH SEEKIN HOODRAT DICK. HOWS I SUPPOSED TO NO THAT I'D GET SICK IF I SAT ON DAT SHIT? CONDOMS ARE HARD MAGIC TRICK TO SLIP ON THAT PRICK"

Critics are raving. New York Times calls it:

"..vaguely racist quasi-poems featuring working class people apparently neglecting their jobs? I don't really know what I saw."

Others have said:

"Dr. Seuss's (Tierra) crack baby."
"The stupidest shit I have ever seen."
"I asked for my money back AND enough to cover a psychiatrist visit"

It will move you:

sassybigmama(Crying):

"CHILE HOWS I SUPPOSE A HAVE THE ENERGY TO BE THEH FO YOU WHEN THEY BE CLOSIN DOWN POPEYES CUZ A DONALD TRUMP RACISM? I GOTS TO EAT ALL I CAN TODAY TO HOLD ME OVER!"

BabyTierraPrideclown:

DONT DO IT BIG MAMA!!! YOUS GOTS A PROBLEM!! IMA BE HERE WIT U ON SKYPE CRYIN' LIKE A 13 YEAR OLD"

(background) Can I get some fucking service here? Oy vey!

RESIDENCE INN!

Coming to a crackhouse near you

>>720280673
please do this one.

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>>720280643
Thanks mate

" My favorite pr0nsite is anonfile.com and that's not faggy at all"

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Please do this:

Whenever man is truly concerned with obtaining concrete results, whenever he is hard pressed by reality, he abandons abstract speculation and reverts to a mode of response that becomes increasingly cautious and conservative as the forces he hopes to subdue, or at least to outrun, draw ever nearer.

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I wish these were a daily thread. These actually brighten my day.

>>720280673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mAPfEaqtND

>>720280870
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vrNSX65tWd

>>720280887
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QCbG3yR4xZ

>>720280914
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00OLQ2EIU95 For you

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>>720281269
Thanks

>>720280887

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NJEAEAAEUAEUAEUAEGH! (Imagine a wheelchaired asian dying on counter strike)

WAA' IZZ DHIZZ? ME WONGA PONGA!! (hit your desk once)

(change your voice to a concerned mother)

HONAEY? ARE YOU ALRIGHT? ARE YOU DOCTA' YET?

(back to wheelchaired man)

WHA'?

(concerned mother)

DOCTA'?

(wheelchair)

DONG CHING PING LING

(concerned mother)

Howard walawitz (normal voice but still concerned)

(back to your beautiful voice OP)

What the fuck am i even saying. Also, have you guys thought about the word crisp? If you say crisp, it literally sounds like it starts from the bottom of your throat... But ends at your teeth. Try saying it. Crisp. Crisp. Crisp. Starts at bottom of your throat. Ends at your teeth. Crisp. Crisp. Crisp. Sheldon Cooper. Mohammed. Fourthy helicopters of enormous size slammed into my asshole while I listen to the matrix soundtracks on stereo vibration. That's not the only thing vibrating in my asshole baby. Oh yeah.

>>720281432
Cool, I've never seen a florid schizophrenic episode on 4chan before

>>720281021

Lol that's perfect... Please do this one for me..

Oh man, I remember my favorite episode of "Hey Arnold!"

It was the one where Harold was over Arnold's house playing Old Maid and was like, "I have to leave because I have to go to service tomorrow." Grandpa is confused, saying it's Friday night, at which point Harold responds that he's Jewish.

After Harold leaves, Grandpa sits down with Arnold and says,
"Arnold, I don't want you hanging out with Harold anymore."

Arnold doesn't understand, so Grandpa tells him a story.

"You know Arnold, the reason Harold always wants to play old maid is because Jews only care about money. They're greedy and will do anything they can to take advantage of you."

Arnold gets really mad at grandpa.

Arnold: Grandpa! You can't judge people by their race or religion! That's awful! You know nothin about Harold!

The next day Grandpa goes out on a walk with Arnold to show him something. They both sees young Harold shouting at stoop kid, so they both take a listen.

Harold: IT'S NOT UP FOR DEBATE! YA PAY YOUR FUCKIN RENT, OR GET KICKED OUT!

Stoop kid: But I ain't got no mone-

Harold: DON'T BE A FUCKIN NIGGER ABOUT IT, STOOP KID! PAY YOUR GODDAMN RENT!

Grandpa strokes his chin a bit and says, "You know what Arnold, that's kid's alright. In fact, maybe he could teach you a thing or two..."

Slit my wrists and stick your big fat cock into them, then blast your sweet and salty cum into my bloodstream

>>720281432
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02llytQGXJU

>>720276144

KILLA QUEEM DAISAN NO BAKUDAN

BIITE ZA DUSTO

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yFx2SiUz5i

>>720278671
"Sam, you are such a chutiya! Also, sup brah?"

Do this man.

>>720281584
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ei1mbCb5Ca

>>720281613
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lXoXWd63eh

>>720281692
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i0TAg0ETq2

>>720281965
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ct0lOz0XEi

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>>720276144
Oooo really?
>pic related
Fracking gf when pet bagel jump on bad. Noe must stop gf fracking cause she larf and condor come off in convultures. Luck bagel in crater, go to dressing but no more condors. We use drumming method gf say. What drumming? Is days since egg drop. Can't get prego on egg drop days. Fracking with no condor, much buenoer, say am to embarking! gush comely all up in gf humerous. She say, best no prego egg drop hold the bagel without condor organic convultures ever!

>also chekd...nice dubs faggot

sorry for spamming your thread op, but could you guys please listen to my first attempt at singing and tell me if it's worth practicing or if my voice sounds shitty anyways?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oUR2Cy2wAi

>>720282064
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ei1mbCb5Ca

Dude I am fucking dying over here. I think about this kind of shit all day and to hear someone else say it is amazing.

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>>720282263
fuck off and start your own thread faggot

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>>720282064
YATTA

>>720282458
ok

>>720282258
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oiVtNV5olI

>>720282263
I think it's alright really

>>720282263
Get the fuck out of here faggot.

McWobo is god

>>720282553
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ojoX6F0aik

Can you make an announcement of Trump victory by describing Hillary's office and her state after the defeat? I couldn't write it but I wanna hear it as if someone did it for real. Thanks.

>>720282655
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TfH3QC0Eun

>>720282693
Wasnt a request but thanks bro

>>720282585
i already left

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>>720282577
omfg im dying...my fkn sides! OP...you are truly awesome. I think i heard one spot where you were trying not to laugh?

>chekd again...op is also dubs god.

Please say "Introducing the hate thread! With your host, Scurry Lurry! Special guests include Rashii the Indian, Hate Mother Amanda, Creekmore, Jason the Ass Man, Petty, The Ant Fag and more!"

Liam is a salty CUCK

>>720282258
no OP here you go figgit

>>720276144
McWobo has a 20 inch penis

>>720282943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yn2lFZaMel

here you go

Mike "A little more juice turns Caitlyn back to Bruce" Pence
Mike "An Electric Current is the best FAG deterrent" Pence
Mike "Turning fruits into vegetables" Pence
Mike "Doing things most heinous to those who like it in the anus" Pence
Mike "Poo-stabber Zapper" Pence
Mike "One Man Homocaust" Pence
Mike "AC/ DC for the LGBT" Pence
Mike "Alternating Current for Alternate Lifestyles" Pence
Mike "LGBTQ BBQ" Pence
Mike "Got an urge for cock? Get a surge of shock!" Pence
Mike "fudge packer? you get the zapper" Pence
Mike "Omar Mateen? I'M the real KING" Pence
Mike "Frotteurism? Cauterize him" Pence
Mike "You like Rimjobs? I like cattle prods" Pence
Mike "You're a sissy? Enjoy electricity" Pence
Mike "Homoshima and Fagasaki" Pence
Mike "Suck Cock? Get Shocked" Pence
Mike "Homo medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
Mike "Jerk it to a guy, Get shocked 'til you die" Pence
Mike "Lightning crashes if you put it in men's asses" Pence
Mike "Resist the chaps or get the zaps" Pence
Mike "Fags beware or get the chair" Pence
Mike "Show desire, get the wire" Pence
Mike "Male flattery drains the battery" Pence
Mike "Gay people should be killed" Pence
Mike "Zap the wussy until he likes pussy" Pence
Mike "Follow God's path or feel Tesla’s wrath" Pence
Mike "Set phasers to straight" Pence
Mike "the Vampire Slayer" Pence
Mike "Say goodnight, sodomite" Pence
Mike "If they suck dicks, beat them with sticks" Pence
Mike "Watt Watt in the Butt" Pence
Mike "Taze the rainbow" Pence
If you say all of these you're amazing

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vh0xFUTnMr

>>720282730
I just sort of remembered that one pic where Hillary has Wojak's face and was tearing her hair and shitting herself.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kdot8gyFPN

>>720282926
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ot2pVtx4mp

>>720282943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L7FOyBTn45

>>720283052
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16mqXk0kf3d

>>720283124
I'll get to this one, give me a second

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17luyFetEXG

>>720283256
Awesome, thanks man!

"Hi, I hope you have a nice day after you fucking kill yourself cunt"

>>720276144
tfw your gf left you for Sid Vicious

"The giant girls will crush us under their feet."

Sassybigmama here. Can you try to do the voices for this one? I'll owe you.

I remember my favorite episode of "SpongeBob Square Pants" It was the one where Patrick goes over to Spongebob's house to pick him up for boating class. He opens the door and walks right in because he's basically retarded, and Spongebob is just beating the shit out of Sandy shouting "WHY DO YOU MAKE ME DO THIS SANDY?! YOU THINK I LIKE THIS?! YOU FUCKING WHORE!!"

Sandy is shouting back between sobs "SpongeBob I told you my dad was in the hospital and I needed to call hi-"

*SMACK* "YOU'RE MAKING ME DO IT AGAIN SANDY! STOP MAKING ME UNWHORE YOU YA FUCKING SLUT!!"

This goes on for about five minutes until he notices Patrick. Patrick goes "Hey Spongebob, are you ready for the big boating test today?"

"More ready than ever Patrick." He then walks out with him to boating school.

The scene shows miss Puff passing out the practice tests. She begins sweating and gives spongebob his test back, saying he did a lot better this time than he has in recent years. Just then, Spongebob pulls an M16 from his Trench coat and starts shouting:

"I'M ALL INSPIRED BY MARLYN MANSON AND VIDEO GAMES!"

He shoots Ms. Puff in the kidney and she pleads for her life amongst screams and bursts of gunfire. Occasionally spongebob shouts strange things like "NOT MY PRESIDENT!!" and "CHILD PORN IS FUCKING AWESOME!"

Eventually he gets shot by the SWAT team, at which point he meets all his old classmates in hell. The cartoon goes on for the remaining 12 minutes just showing them being tortured by demons and crying out to god for forgiveness.

Best sunday school class ever.

>>720283405
Sweet man and no rush

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about my paintings, you little bitch? I'll tell you what, I ranked Master Sergeant in the USAF, and I've been involved in numerous art demonstrations across the country, and I have over 30,000 confirmed paintings. I am trained in wet-on-wet oil technique and I'm the top devil beater on the entire PBS television network. You're nothing to me but just another brush cleaning. You think you can get away with saying that shit about me after I kicked the bucket? Think again, mud mixer. If only you could've known what agony city your "unhappy" little comment was about to bring you to, maybe you'd had held your fucking brush. But I'll tell you what, you couldn't, you didn't and now you're painting the price, you goddamned paint sniffer. I will SHIT Van Dyke Brown all over you, and you will drown in it like the effervescent shit stain that you are.

You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>720283579
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bnU8CBVfmb

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JM8I0stBrh

>>720283457
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d9rjO0eJfm

>>720283542
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ypzTCRjm5v

>>720283556
Sorry, I'd rather not continue with these, I'm sort of sick as is and only really surviving on cough drops rn

>>720284253
yo man you did a great job with all of these. fantastic entertainer. what a lovely, lovely voice.

>>720284253

Is it because of the shouting or you don't like them :(

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>>720284176
>league of normies!

fkn zozzle!

"Fagliver"

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZRfyWyvvPP

>>720283695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xTvhlGvFJy

>>720284381
Yeah, the shouting kills my throat

>>720284608
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dSjxMD6m3A

>>720284818

Can you do this for me instead?

Arrogance pig stew,
Bumbles around in June,
He gets high - in his own way,
He gets drunk off his views.

Orielly pig stew,
tells you,
to,
defend the jews,
and imperialistic foreign policy,
is in the best interest of you,
and it's true,
he's more arrogant than you.

If you,
and,
Arrogance Pig Stew,
Wanted to,
Yous could both watch fox news,
And you could choose,
if his racist wisdom's for you,
It's so sad -
It's sad but it's true.

Arrogance pig stew dies one day,
Is anyone really that said?
His arrogance pig stew,
was the most
arrogant
That we'd ever had,
now he's dead
He's dead now for you.

>>720278771
hahaha u made me laugh cool thread

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s16CfW3WHCBU

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>>720284818
ahahaha! Killed that one almost as good as my gf/condor/pet bagel post.
There will always be a special place in my heart for you OP. You delivered extraordinarily!

"Fucking kike"

>>720285338
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rPLPP4D1Gc

Gonna stop for a bit, my head is starting to hurt and my throat is killing me. Sorry guise. I'll still be lurking the thread.

>>720285757
Thank you for one of the most epic 4chan threads I've seen in a long, long time.

I have saved these and will honestly cherish them.

>>720280710
kek it's honestly hard to tell that's not shooped

Subscribe to jugboy. He's a classy lad. Plus he's hot.

>>720285845
Not sure how much of a faggot I'll look like here but if you want to contact me for more voice reading (when I feel better) my tumblr is livesinhisbonnet

inb4 >tumblr

>>720286117
Awesome.

>>720285926
The right Trump's shoulder is fucked up, and the area above it looks odd. Other than that it looks pretty good

>>720285939
Fuck off cunt

>>720285939
>>720286705
What did the post say?

http://vocaroo.com/delete/s0nHJg9yzpFW/b1cf324c4d576d3b

(Said in a David Bowie ish voice
Shigechi in a kinda raspy teen voice)
My name is Yoshikage Kira
I am 33 years old.

My home is in the upscale neighborhood of North East Morioh. I am currently a bachelor.

I work for the Kameyu Market Regional Management Office. Everyday I work late and don't get home until 8pm

I don't smoke.

I drink occasionally.

I'm always in bed by 11pm so I can get a full 8 hours of sleep.

Before I sleep I drink a warm glass of milk, and do my stretching exercises for about 20 minutes. That way I fall asleep quickly and sleep soundly until morning.

Everyday I wake up refreshed and stress free, like a baby. During my yearly check ups, my doctor says everything's perfect.

(What are you babbling about? You're crazy man!)

I was just explaining what I do about my life quietly, with a calm heart.

If you keep worring about winning or losing, it'll just stick to your mind and you'll be troubled.you won't be able to sleep at night if you keep worrying about your enemies.

My attitude towards society as a whole has made me very...confident.

But if anyone gets in my way.
(In a calm menacing voice) I won't lose.

What I'm trying to say,Shigechi, is that YOU are the exact kind of troublesome menace that threatens my tranquility.

So before you talk to anyone else *Mysterious shadow of a stand appears*

(T...That's)

I WILL ERASE YOU

>>720286367
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SR2zSt5Ooe

>>720286705
https://gyazo.com/985913eea1a67eb0c305eef7b6c9fbb2

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>>720287404

>>720287809
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pA9qO4fEZW

>>720286117
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ULOeg9nzfi

>>720289588
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HXxdJn2lWN

>>720287809
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k5tMDd87uE

>>720286019
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00RMaaDI222

>>720285543
Here you go, bud.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00RMaaDI222

>>720276144
ffffffff


i work with that faggot in ur pic thurr

>>720291514

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TQVEE0SJLx

"tittyboobs"

>>720291967
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wdK3sQ2PZz

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>>720276144
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10KKpdSI06z Enjoy Op

"'Tis I, King Darquort. Destroyer of little asses."

"He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat"

>>720293119
Roll

http://cuiltheory.wikidot.com/what-is-cuil-theory

this op pls

copious amounts of wiener milk

>>720292530
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U7fqJkw2rK

"Yo painting is dope!"

>>720293119
not op but did my best

>>720293739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s149Xn7MrWlp

(higher voice) "tHIS BOI GOT A BUTTON WEEWEE"

>>720293699
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F44sMikihJ

>>720293847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LEd1DPOzx3

>>720293847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ewXVoVRnOp

i cant believe that the nerdo is fucking dead

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z6ABD2RaQ7

>>720276144
Read all the lyrics to "X gon give it to ya"
>inb4 says the above words instead of actual request

this thread is rlly close to 404-ing

>>720290148
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k5tMDd87uE

>>720295351
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZAXxYderd0

>>720295351
It is. I could try saying shit to keep it alive but I'm super fucking lazy.

i guess ill do that then
yooo

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"Give me hot steamy cummies papa!

i kinda wanna hear OP's laugh

>>720296429
Yeah he's almost got a wheeze

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"Ivan (EYE-van) Is a rock eating Bulgarian nigger who has big fat nigger lips."

>>720296523
Actually its more like (E-vawn)

:^)