i'll read your stupid bullshit /b/, hit me http://vocar

I like big black cock

>>720273892
I love the shaft

>>720273892
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c3LwSCt9rh
fresh and spicy

Lick my sweaty ass you fucking prick, ooh yes right there, you worthless cunt, FUCK MY ASS

I want my sister to shove her big black cock up my ass

>>720273994
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0thefv1WeZj

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just make a long autistic sine wave, 20 seconds preferably.

>>720274085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s2eXlarP9u

>>720274121
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16TsvxFGufk

Say

longcat is looooooooooooooooong

>>720274132
wat

>>720273671
Pretend like you're getting fucked hard and say "stop Jason it hurts, please stop my tight pink pussy can't take your cock"

Now this is shitposting

>>720274329
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hEqaJNh52R

>>720274414
Plz do this my bud needs it he's gay

>>720274414
not doing that one, my mom is already dissapointed enough in me

i want to shove my sister up my ass

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>>720274375
sine wave
autistic

'if you fucking say that shit again i swear to god i will ram a fucking knike so far up your ass it will stab you in the fucking throat, now get the fuck out of here'

Your voice just seems perfect for bad ass shit like that

>>720274550
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a8l5dkINRr

>>720273671
BE GONE THINE VILE THOT

i will shove kevin so far up your left nipple

>>720274607
pls specify, am to tired to process

>>720274123
Holy shit, actually sounds like a gril!
Or are you a 12 year old little boy?

Also, "Suck on my wet panties, you little faggot!"

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>>720274696
i give up
just do something autismo supreme

>>720274531
Why not? He's a gud guy goim

>>720273671
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

>>720274476
The ending, kek.

>>720273671
WHY DON'T YOU GO AND FUCK YOURSELF

(pls it's for telling my friends to fuck off)

>>720274804
that's 185 niggers

>>720274612
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oh3mlfLehX

>>720274665
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eQTK7yAnEw

>>720274690
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yC4A0mswnQ

>>720274858
Also known as a murder!
Just like crows.

>>720274414
Do this one I want to hear

>>720274858
needs more nigger i think

Bradley... Its time to stop, we all know you dont get girls from Milton keenes, we all know your dad beats you, stop acting like such a normie and hang yourself

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>>720274949
186

>>720274858
almost an entire pack of niggers

>>720275002
i need more

>>720275009
How much does a pack of niggers go for these days?

>>720274531
You, do it plz

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>>720273671
you're a wannabe trap
testing the waters with your gay voice

>>720274722
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NbEqoBUGU9

>>720274804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nDA6G6saKa

>>720274835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MuK5q85gUh

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>>720273671
autismo supreme

my sister needs dick and i have one to spare im going in dry boi

>>720274994
Milton Keynes? That place was a shithole except for Xscape, and even then it was a fucked market

>>720275050
about 15 to 20 years

>>720273671
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s2eXlarP9u
You sound like you are very, very, very enourmous, like... if you need 2 chairs to take a shit... or 10 kgs of food per day.

>>720275092
you're perfect thank you <3

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>>720275049
will edit and provide link
i deliver

>>720274531
Why?

"I'm a dirty girl that likes dirty boys that do dirty things with my dirty pussy" Or something along those lines.

>>720275127
Its an inside joke between my friends, this guy we know was saying how easy it is to get girls and he gets 'bare bitches' from Milton Keynes

>>720274994
had trouble with this one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09AvifllGFF

>>720275107
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UrsUFpFctx

say bromas

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>>720275049
rendering

>>720275466
Holy fucking kek, thanks based femanon

>>720275333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pHbST02wbP

*Series of African tongue clicking*

>>720275680
God bless the power of trips!

>>720275527
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cFCAIzTtCi

>>720275607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NQRFx0B3jY

>>720275009
>>720275049
>>720274949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IPYybir5hN

i heard that thelegend27 could whip a nigger in half
I heard that thelegend27 could kill someone with his tiny cock
I heard that thelegend27 could make a jew give him money

Im going to bang my sisters ear like a grandfathers bongos

>>720275842
kek

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make a shit ton of link noises

You do this >>720275680
but not. >>720274414
Why?

>>720275967
I'd vote for Mario noises too.
"Wha. Ha. WAHOO!" "It's a me, a-Mario!"

I want to die

>>720276040
Trips. Can't you hear? Stupid people I tell ya.

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>>720273671
deliver autismo supreme

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>>720276074
>HeyyaGHOO
>Its-a me, UUUyh

>>720276283
this

say 'fucking kys adam'

for insulting my friend

I'll give you one whole internet, if you sing "If I knew you were coming, I'd have baked a cake" in full.
Not just that one line either. The whole song. Beginning to end.

>>720275739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J8p2ncgMO9

>>720275867
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W4q7HdrZbQ

>>720275910
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wu126eUBPi

>>720275967
>>720276074
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xyLDXKIpf4

>>720276108
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uzt7LcZMOv

>>720276351
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uieg6Jwizz

sing all star by smash mouth

>>720276139
Are you retarded as well?

>>720276462
Mild aspergers. But nothing too severe.
What's your excuse?

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>>720276401
op does not deliver supreme

>>720276379
sorry, no can do, my singing is shit

>>720276401
amazing

>>720273671
say /b/ was never good

>>720276525
That's fine. No one would really complain. This thread is a fun thing, not a mocking shitpost sort of thing.

>>720273671
pls cum inside me.

>>720276511
Same and also concussions

>>720276709
I had one of those too.
Not a fun experience.

>>720276565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uGXgo6ZAV4

>>720276606
>>720276450
not doing whole songs, i'll do parts in one recording, give me a few mins

>>720276686
Share pics that you got there, here

FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD GOD FUCKING DAMN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>720276401
fucking kek

>>720276808
You missed a /.
>/b was never good.
>/b
>/
> >

>>720276881
please ree as fucking loud as your thyroids can handle

>>720276881
real original, you fucking redditor

You Silly cunts are not physically able to participate in the act of greentexting

say 'that's so nutty' please

>>720277084
> Yeah i am!
Am i doing this right?>

spread your shit on me like im a bread and my shit is nuteller

I want to fuck my sister out a winder

EGGSHELLS!

say 'Dan the man with a plan to get inside her Schneider' say it quickly tho

I've reversed the polarity of the neutron flow you fucking nigger

Oooh yeah Sniff my Fucking ketamine, oh yeah right up my nose mmmm I love ket so bad uh yeah

>>720276932
good enough for me, cant expect quality. after all /b was never good.

shove your big ol' meat popsicle into my meaty curtains of wonders.

release your cream of sum yung'gai in me.

>>720277403
True. Can't argue there.

fuck me into the fourth dimension

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somebody once told me that nigger's gonna shoot me

and im gonna get whacked in the head

it was lookin kinda dumb with its finger up its bum

in the shape of a fist

jesus christ


sing that, keks will be legendary

>>720276808
Just to the first chorus from all star pls

*old man voice* i want to cranberry you so hard that you cranberry

>>720276808
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d6tVg6pylU

>>720276639
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q9jJvKOhPq

>>720276881
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04lCNNNNKn5
>>720276988
that one will satisfy you at the end

>>720277084
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01V2NLNSlB0

>>720277133
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07v7V1IL7Xd

>>720277218
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12y8upOoopU

>>720277267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ljFqyCsWUH

>>720277277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W0QCkTe8vz

>>720277325
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0adLZJAVRqJ

>>720277746
"so hard that you cranberry-ily walk"
Fixed that for you.

I've turned rivers into blood, kings into cripples, cities to salt - so I don't think that I have to explain myself to you.

>>720277851
You did good on the singing! So kudos!

sing some get schwifty!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctK1aoWuqY&ab_channel=Mah0ba

>>720277345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zQ97NKULT8

>>720277590
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XZ7Cbvx7aA

>>720277673
i like the way you think anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FFFynXsD46

>>720277746
C R A N B E R R I E S
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fJb5vckOO4

>>720273671
Mark likes to suck dick while sticking a flame-thrower into his assssholeeeee.

If you're a gril then you're a gril in name only, you fucking penis.

Real mean-like:

If you come while I'm cleaning you again, you're going back in the cage for a month 'til you learn to control yourself!

Kill one man, and you are a murderer.
Kill many men, and you are a conqueror.
Kill them all, then fuk nigga u da realest

read that in a serious tone, but just completely fuck it up at the nigger part

*Donald Trump voice*
We need to remove the kebabs to make Europe great again!

>>720278014
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VPpRdwa4sY

>>720278286
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQScEHyLoo

>>720278377
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mbCTtnlMxb

>>720278381
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oGEDlM0LFN

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say "suicide's on my mind" twice

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>>720278381
this

Sing

And iiiiiiiiiii will always love m000000000t

I WILL BRIBE YOU

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>>720275092
"niggers"

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cunnilingus is when a girl pisses in your hair

>>720278554
i tried
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FqUrnOodWB

>>720278589
tell me the tone, anon

>>720278646
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08YnwZ364ka

>>720278658
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0njN66FU1dX

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

*posh voice*

one rather enjoys ramming a gigantic black 20 inch dildo up ones rear end

you sound ugly

>>720278852
You missed the high note at the end. B-

>>720278848
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t8Kd5TcBwk

>>720278882
wow... imma need a bit for that one

Say the name your mother calls you by.

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i want to see sam dance fucking dance like she never had a chance

>>720278852
>>720278589
monotone under your breath, like in a trance

It... it hurts! Please let me go! I'll do anything, just please! ...Oh god no, don't leave!

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Can u say "ferry, it's gonna be okay"?

Paige?

sing amazing grace but like you're being held at gunpoint

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op here, no more for tonight

you'd look cute with your guts spilling out

>>720279938
Whelp. It was fun while it lasted.
Thanks, OP.
You made a good thread. You should be proud.

Faggot....

>>720279938
nice timestamp faggot

This thread is gold.

>>720278882
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FLaHntgkyy

>>720278918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qhVwTQ2K74

>>720278920
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tjONCIZw9s

>>720279037
just for my llama
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UZxiHpvwu3

>>720278589
i got u now
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PZ7pb8NFA1

>>720279276
no

>>720279322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02valBFbAVY

>>720279476
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BDy6Ngt44h

>>720279938
not me

>>720280152
still going boi

still taking requests assholes

I want to fuck Ronan

>>720280299
Good. Digits confirm OP.

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>whats the difference between me and a mosquito?
get up really close to the microphone
>a mosquito stops sucking when you slap it

>>720280380
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vKZgLRMFg2

>>720280455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Sm68oVqK2R

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP!

See, isn't this better than jerking off?

if this thread goes away because of faggot claiming to be me, i'll make a new one

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>>720280224
close but I need you to say it with the contraction

suicide's on my mind

pronounce suicides like it's plural

fuck ya chicken thtripth

>>720280748
You sound like a preteen boy

He will nut inside us!
He will not divide us!
We have gingivitis!
He will nut inside us!

>>720280761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nr2mFarLL1

>>720280803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AhuNxproPM

>>720280856
got u now boi
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19fcSwb8X8v

>>720280945
wat

>>720280994
i dont do vocaroos because of my fucked up 12 year old voice

>not op chill

>>720281158
chicken strips but a horrid lisp

>>720281152
Y E S
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1acO4kFJpoR

>>720281224
got it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a4pjjYF7di

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>>720281158
thanks do you have paypal I can donate to?

>>720281459
sadly not, but i plan on doing this again at some point, i'll probably have one set up another time :p

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eBj74ClqLU

>>720281759
just make a discord and post the link, like enkidu

>>720281836
i got u
https://discord.gg/jDdFhJN

>>720274612
Say it angry like you did with this one.

"aw yeah ram that cock up my ass."

Privet russkiy balbeessy, Trump e Putin luchshie druzia

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masturbate for us

>>720273892
who doesn't?

>>720281759
you sound like Sasha Gray with a tiny lisp

>>720274414
Do this one

>>720281759
Fuckaroo. That's a good name.

>>720282335
don't. This thread is much better not sexualized

>>720282335
She should or he should

say "We must secure the existence of our race and a future for white children."

>>720282403
How about don't because it's just poorly written

Brogan you're drawings awesome from bunny <3

>>720282403
Shut up its been sexualized dumb fuck

>>720282547
kys faggot

also say that so we can just reply with it to everything

>>720282084
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19slJLNfBZt

>>720282176
:|

>>720282471
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xrkD0Qzgv1

>>720282710
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hbGCOrUr6l

Can you please say "Nah derpiers a cool dude"

>>720282784
"Because the beauty of the white Aryan woman must not perish from the Earth."

"That's it? Oh my god, am I even gonna feel it? I'm sorry... can I just use my hands or something?"

>>720273671
Say "you are right cony" pls

>>720282942
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04gY1TT919s

>>720283039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hEBC4uOxI5

>>720283116
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HwLBwEhMk1

>>720283135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k2AJI96JrS

>>720282502
What about my request OP ;-;

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>>720282784

>>720283184
Thanks OP :D

I hate niggers, I hate Jews, I hate spics and Arabs too, Go ahead, and try to sue, I got cash up the wazoo

o yis mah man gibby that top quality tiddy wit puss puss on the side

Rape is fun and i like it.

>>720283421
Roll.

>>720283319
sorry i didn't see it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iVINCEmP9i

>>720283421
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KtKTlCbGYu

>>720283425
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1edpmpXrUeL

>>720283521
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pWQ2bHdRSD

>>720273671
Say 'amazing, is in it?'

>>720273671
Thx op :)

>>720283911
>>720283878
>>720283494
>>720283466
>>720283435
>>720283410
>>720283388
>>720283372
>>720283332
>>720283312
>>720283289
>>720283927
>>720283945
>>720283966
what the fuck is this bullshit? is this the faggots from the discord i invited?

touch my asshole regan

pronounced Ree-g-an

Names:
Prepubescent boy
Trapchan
Discount MileyCyrus
Chick-bro

What's your name so I can make a shitty pun with it?

I love you

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>>720284075
yes

Jenna likes Starbucks and is a basic bitch.

>>720283963
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10P0ICya6To

>>720284082
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ir7OBaJxHm

>>720284105
'tis katy

>>720284289
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LihHLJ1pIV

>>720284347
how much of this shit is there?

>>720284296
ur doing gods work OP

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>>720284403
you like it baby? show us your sexy body.

>>720284574
no, i won't show pictures. my ugliness will melt your eyes

also ffs who's the artist of that stuff? their art is actually good. linework is fantastic

>>720273671
hi valeska, can you understand this?

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>>720284724
shadbase

cmon we want to see you sexy

>>720284724
How do you not know shadman

>>720275092
how do I send these through PS4

>>720284832
wat

>>720284924
no idea

>>720284890
idfk

>>720284296
Can you just say that "Tis Katy here"

>>720284947
Valeska it's a name

>>720285041
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oPvyMNhppj

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>>720284723

>>720285077
ok, got it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19LsIWqbIB9

go suck a dick and a banana cause that's all you are

https://youtu.be/XqIJ7In35Ts

Give us your longest 'yeah boy'

https://youtu.be/fvtQYsckLxk?t=61

>>720285150
Reported, called your gran, emailed your mum, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.

>>720285150
Just kill yourself

Seriously, what keeps you here? Waiting for the next consumer item? The next big pokemon release?

Life as it exists in modernity is idealized by corporate slavery and blind consumption. There are masses of indolent slime who take credit for the achievements of others by proxy - many people are simply excess.

How can you not lose your grip? Assigned meaning is empty and discovering that is sincerely disheartening.

Other people are just fucked up, yknow.

>>720285293
starts at 1 min btw

>>720285232
Thx, u are my new god

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you like my gf op?

>>720285150
Try to imagine the size of the world and how many humans are on it. You're a single one. You're very insignificant unless you do something that changes the world, which you won't. Now multiple that space by 10, you're unnoticeable in our solar system. Now multiple that space by over 200 billion, that's our galaxy. Our entire solar system could vanish and it would be meaningless, so how much could your life possibly mean? Now, multiple the space of our galaxy by another 200 billion and you have our universe. And there are multiple universes. You've already made no impact on your own planet, lived a meaningless existence. Whether you live of die will have no impact on anything. So kill yourself. Or not. It doesn't matter. Nothing does. Now go outside. You need vitamin D.

>>720273671
All fucking niggers must fucking hang!

>>720285280
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tm2KVotSmp

>>720285293
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cYtHveUw15

>>720285321
is this a request or an edge dump?

>>720285456
again, edge or request?

>>720285602
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0peW71LSHUc

>>720285679
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0indEtvpypO

>>720273671
'Shut up mother fucker'

>>720286003
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rL53QWn4Ml

>>720285981
Both requests please and try and do the first one In one take

>>720273671
'And you didn't believe me' pls

>>720286027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GDUYbk3gkn

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>>720285981
I like women not little girls op

pubes are so sexy

>>720285981
kekthanks

Achtentachtig allemachtig prachtig

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I haven't forgotten what you told me, Boss. We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger. I have to drive out this demon inside me - build a better future. That's what I - what we - will leave as our legacy. Another mission, right Boss?

"Fucking kike"