I want a hooker. >in happy relationship with my gf >she's

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Youre fine, Ive been in a relationship for 5 years and I fuck a hooker at least per week.

>>720273537
I mean. Would you care if she fucked a male hooker behind your back?

I want the same thing man, been in a relation for 2 years now, you guys got any tips on location/escort?

>>720273537
>>720273537
DO NOT DO IT

I did the same thing and now I am addicted to fucking hookers. My wife has never found out but dude it sucks. I will pass on my 8/10 wife to assfuck a 3/10 hooker. You get addicted to the thrill rush not the fucking.

I promise you man it is not worth it.

>>720273537
I was the same until I caught my Christian girlfriend looking at BDSM porn

my ex is a pornstar. no lie. kinky shit is ok for a while but then you just want the occasional bj and someone who has their head screwed on...

>>720273537
Sure, if you don't give a shit about your relationship.

If you have something good, don't ruin it. Talk to your gf and make a compromise, maybe she'll loosen up a bit or you'll both find something you can agree upon and enjoy. Don't fuck over someone you love like that man, you have to make compromises sometimes in a relationship, that's normal. Chances are you'd feel awful if she cheated on you for 'thrills', it makes you feel cheap.

Sex is only gonna last an hour, a happy relationship can last you forever. Don't fuck it up for 60 minutes of cheap fun.

>>720273537
It's the best way to scratch the seven-year itch.

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>>720274309
>>720274988

I really don't see why you guys are encouraging him to fuck his life up.

>>720275234
/b/

>>720275371
Fair point

>>720273537
OP...theres nothing wrong with wanting to spread your seed among as many women as possible. This is your natural instinct.

Hookers are not as bad as people say. They are professional. Tell them what you want, everything should be on the menu.

Best part OP is when you get over the taboo and start having fun. Example is having 2 or 3 at the same time. Pay for an hour or two and go to fucking town

>>720274386
well shit seems like i'm addicted to the thrill already. All of my fantasies involve some form of thrill. I just want to make it happen, it's eating me from the inside...

>>720274799
if it's ok for a while then why not do it? We only live once right?

>>720274800
But by ruin it you mean her finfing out about it?

its a fuck up. either be single. but fucking around with hookers is stupid and a waste of cash. if your gf is not kinky then maybe thats a criteria you need to look for in someone else or you are under 21 and havent experienced much

>>720273537
Don't worry about these faggots op. I got a wife, a gf, and a side bang.

>>720273537
A man needs what a man needs

>>720274799
Pics?

yes you only live once. but even the baddest heartless guys regret some shit later . They won't say to their friends and act icy like shes just a bitch, but its better to have a qt you can smash on the regular even if its once a week. than some ultra kinky bitches or hookers whos heads are fucked

>>720275790
>her finfing out about it
If you're more worried about her finding out about you sneaking around behind her back than you are about keeping an honest relationship in the first place, perhaps you have more issues with her than just sex. Keeping your ass clean shouldn't be first priority, your relationship should. Maybe you don't care about her, maybe you do, I can't judge that. You're hurting someone else by doing this, and if you don't mind that, you should probably not be with this person in the first place.

>>720276257
>ive once. but even the baddest heartless guys regret
nope...no regrets.

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>>720275735
> Pay for an hour or two and go to fucking town

I don't need my recklessness with opening porn tabs to spread to prepaid sex time

>>720276028
Why did you get married?

>>720276476
>out you sneaking around behind her back than you are about keeping an honest relationship in the first place, perhaps you have more issues with her than just sex. Keeping your ass clean shouldn't be first priority, your relationship should. M
No..relationship is good. Women now a days are a bunch of fucken prudes. Raised on Disney and by their daddies. Sometimes a man just wants a bang whore. There is nothing wrong with this and for you to judge someone for fulfilling their basic instinct proves to me that you are a faggot

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>>720274800
Nice dubs, but that's all this post has going for it.

Relationships don't last, especially ones in which one party is unsatisfied. Dissatisfaction turns into resentment, which comes out in really fucked up ways. For example, acting like a shit head towards your girl because she bought the bootleg cornflakes instead of your brand.

Either explain it to your girl and get her involved in your fantasies, or move on immediately. Life is far too short to spend it with someone that isn't on board with the things that make you happy.

Godspeed OP.

>>720276737
people get married for different reasons. The way isn't important. But let's say for everlasting love, because we were made for each other, because they were the one.

All moot. Guys want to fuck. Why can't one have love at home and fuck a professional outside home?

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Femanon here.

You don't need a hooker. You need a girlfriend who is sexually compatible.

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Am I a bad person for fucking a fleshlight?
My gf found out I bought one and got mad and this is the first time I've used it

>>720273537
>>720277199

I partially agree win anon here. But since you've just stated that you're happy with your relationship, why fuck it up seriously?

And what else I dont get is how you're this open on 4chan but probably dont properly talk to your GF about this... If you actually CRAVE this so much that you're willing to go to a hooker for it, let her know that its super bad and if she still doesnt want to do it... Then ye, find someone who's sexually compatible

>>720277201
Why would she be mad? If you just explain to her that you're curious how it was...

>>720277010
right? I mean we ALL jerk the shit out of our dicks to some internet sluts but having meaningless sex with one is sooooo baaaad. To me it's just a hypocrisy. Fantasy is a fantasy whether it's fullfiled or not.

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>>720277539
>But since you've just stated that you're happy with your relationship

He's not happy with his relationship. He's sexually unsatisfied. He wants to hire a hooker because he's in denial about his relationship being sexually unsatisfying and hiring a hooker will allow him to maintain the delusion of being in happy with his relationship, rather than face the frightening prospect of breaking up with his girlfriend and being alone for the few months it takes to replace her.

tl;dr he's willing to settle because he's afraid of being alone.

>>720277539
Because for me sex isn't the most important thing when it comes to relationship. You can't have everything, and you can't find a girl that will suit you in every god damn way. Apart from sex i couldn't possibly dream of a better girl to spend life with.

>>720278530
>tl;dr he's willing to settle because he's afraid of being alone.

Lol, so many people fucking do this. Married to someone they don't like because they fear being alone. Everybody dies alone, no matter what people say.

>>720278530
you think you're smart but you have no idea how wrong you are. Sorry...

If you can't turn your wife into a slut (train her) then you don't deserve that kind of sex. Lazy faggot.

>>720278530

Again going to partially agree with >>720278891

I actually study psychology and even though I havent passed sociology yet (have yet to taken the exam) you're jumping to conclusions without waaaay to little information.

And for >>720278867
There are a lot more factors that 'cause people to stay in relationships in which they're unhappy. It is almost never "just" the fear of being alone

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>>720278867
I don't think this has much to do with afraid or settling. Also "training". Its instinctual for a man to procreate with as many birthing women as possible. It's ingrained in a human, just like a women is attracted to a man for his ability to produce offspring to her desired traits.

Men want to have as many flavors to chose from. Only in our society do we deem this wrong. Since we are so advanced, can we also not separate sex with love?

>>720279337
oh you study psychology... that explains a lot. It's actually you who jumps into conclusions, not knowing me a bit. Trust me, psychology books =/= real life. I'm not going into details but just believe me, you're wrong. Try comming up with different explanation cause i believe there is some. Fear of being alone is just not the one.

>>720278530
wot?

I have no idea what you're talking about other than you're trying to project yourself onto op. Dude wants to fuck someone other than his partner. He wants to try kinky things with someone else.

Everyone here listen. You have one life. Your time here is short. Do what makes you happy. Wanna rob a bank...do it. Wanna fuck a dog. Do it! only society puts up rules. Only society makes you ashamed of who you are.

Ask yourself, would you want her cheating on you because you were unwilling to do something for her? Or would you rather she break up with you if it's such a big thing for her and you're 100% unwilling

It's not worth being with someone who you're willing to cheat on. If she's not willing to at least try what you want (as long as it's not something unrealistic) then why are you with her?

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>>720273537
Listen OP, always cheat. Most women are unbelievably stupid. All you have to do is put a little thought and planning in and then fuck loads of women behind her back. They only find out in the movies bro.

>>720280458
nope...wrong

His need to fulfill his desire is different than her need to fulfill desire. you cannot compare the two.

>>720279986
Oh I know you're right about the part that book =/= real life. But just stating that its pretty farfetched to draw a conclusion with close to nihil information. Therefor not even trying to come up with an explanation.

PS: I didnt jump to any conclusion, in fact I didnt make any conclusions whatsoever.

>>720280659

Well it's more than likely the woman will be less likely to put out than the man will but say she wanted something specific and he was simply unwilling

>>720279337
>study psychology

That doesn't mean you're smart. It means your stupid. That's a shit tier degree.

>>720278530
/thread

>>720278891
>delusion

>>720280201
This post made me order the hooker for next monday. Gonna fuck her like there's no tommorow. Thanks anon.

>>720280201
>i want a really rough and kinky sex but my gf is not up for it

Kys

>>720280958
if following a study about a subject that actually interests me is stupid. Then I'm totally fine with that.

Enjoy your shit life, neckbeard

>>720281593
I playing Halo on easy mode means I suck at playing video games, then I'm totally fine with that.

>>720281928
Playing Halo is already a win in my book

>>720280831
Yes, this is correct.
Say the gf wanted something op wasn't into or didn't want to do. This isn't limited to sex.

>>720282159

But overall would he want her cheating on him or just being honest?

>>720277638
Thanks anon, I've been panicking for weeks

>>720273537
Don't do it OP. If you get to the point where you feel you absolutely must, then break up with her and find a girl who's into the same shit as you are.

>>720275234
If he doesn't get caught or ever talk about it to anybody he'll be fine.

>>720282315
I'm not her. I cannot speak for her. Maybe shes a cunt. Maybe she'd be down for a massive orgy. Point is op wants to fulfill his desire. He's asking if he should. I vote yes.

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>>720277201

That's the equivalent of her using a dildo, there's no issue.

>>720282516
nah..too much work. Pay 100$ for someone to work your rod professionally

it will definitely ruin your relationship.

>>720282679

Yes he should but he should sure as hell tell her about it. If it's so much of a need that he's willing to seek out someone else, be sexual with someone else, why bother being with her?

If my partner honestly felt the need to cheat on me I'd want to know about it so I was given the chance to decide what I wanted to happen. Whether to let them go through with it, see how much of an issue it is so I could consider trying it out for them or dump them because apparently we're not meant to be together.

>>720282626
Its not just about getting caught that fucks up his life. Look at this guy for example >>720274386

>>720282945
>s he should but he should sure as hell tell her about it. If it's so much of a need that he's willing to seek out someone else, be sexual with someone else, why bother being with her?
>If my partner honestly felt the need to cheat on me I'd want to know about it so I was given the chance to decide what I wanted to happen. Whether to let them go through with it, see how much of an issue it is so I could consider trying it out for them or dump them because apparently we're not meant to be together.
That's you. You're not op. Gud luck with your life and start another thread about what you want.

>>720283320

Op was asking for advice on what he should do so I gave him my 2 cents.

Dunno why you felt the need to green text either

>>720283464
>So do you think i'm a bad person? Will this ruin my relationship somehow assuming she won't find out?

He asked about the above. You're projecting

>>720283746

Whatever anon. Tell him to cheat on the girl, I don't really care.

>>720274250
probably

So out of curiosity what kinky shit are you into OP?