Let's play a game Explain why you haven't kill yourself

straight

>>72027019
Why kill yourself when you can kill many other people?

memes

/b/

Weed

fear

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Hope

>>720270199
Job

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Praise the sun

friends

Meh

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Kumiko

Music

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Reputation.

the show im at is pretty shitty, and the exit sign's glowing, it just hasnt gotten shitty enough

Nihilism

family

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wow

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Wizardry

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Kirby

>>720271139

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Supplies

Xanax

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The Plan

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Bulba-tachikoima

>>720270199
Buddies

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Cake

>>720270199
happy

anime

Daughter

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Bukkake

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Raptor Jesus

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The Sawboss

>>720270199
Actually there are no fucking good reasons to kill yourself...

>>720270199
Hope

20XX

Dog

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Especially Sawboss

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>>720270199
Tits

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Love

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Children

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Moar

him

>>720270199
Family

Ignorance.

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Sal

fear

>>720270199
Family

tried a few times to kill myself with alcohol.

always passed out before i got anywhere

Seroquel

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Marvel

life

>>720272995
fuck

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>>720270199
Nyarlathotep

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>>720272259
thats 2 words

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Bitches

>>720270199
lazy

>>720270199
famous

>>720273146
You can choose your fav word from these two

>>720270199
Fear

>>720270199
dubs

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waifu

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desu

I havnt killed myself yet because all will be made clear in the end times. Til then ima just kick back & enjoy the ride. (& study my ass off)

succ

>>720270199
What and miss this mother-fucker burning to the ground!?

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desu~

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inevitability

>>720270199
bukkake

>>720271156
this

>>720270199
Lazy

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desu?

>>720273333

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>>720270199
Ponies

>>720270199
Trump

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desu!

young

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>>720273264
I choose jesus

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>>720270199

Spaghetti

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>>720273515
and the end is coming soon im just happy my seat has a cup holder

summer

>>720273883
>colonize mars
>give to feminists
>watch extinction
>planet full of fertilizer
>success

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>>720273883
I am dissapoint

>>720273736
this

hailey

Internett

>>720272518
Sounds like a pedo but i get what you meant

>>720270199
Make sure to preshrunk the rope. In judicial hangings this was done the night before and subsequently stretched. Upon first getting wet, manila (abaca) will shrink 5-10%. Hemp is similar. You need approx. 1100 ft lbs of force to break your neck. You can go up to 1260, but you risk decapitation. Too short of a drop and you won't break your cervical vertebrae, severing your spinal cord from the base of the brain stem, and thus, you'll asphyxiate; excruciatingly painful.

Why haven't I done it yet? I need to find a better tree.

>>720274114
considering this is /b/, he's probably a pedo

>>720274176
you mean so it doesn't stretch and soften the fall?

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>>720274014
>>720274038
people are shit tho

>>720274114
considering /b/ he is probably a virgin

>>720273938
Coming Soon, sounds like a great title to a parody film of contemporary civilization and modern film industry.

>>720274186
>>720274466
a pedo virgin

>>720271461
ye

>>720274466
what people, feminists or the rest?

>>720274444

>>720274333
Yes. When prestretched, you'll get an accurate drop distance. As the neck is crushed, there will be another 5-6 inches, but I don't think you have to account for this.

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Trump

>>720270199
Because I'm opposed to cultural appropriation and the noose is clearly a symbol of black culture.

>>720270199
Magic

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Pain

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>>720274539
call now and i'll give you 50% off on seat warmers and a free tofu sandwich

>drugs
>theres a 0.001% chance i can figure life out
>really degenerate porn

>>720270199
My family
The last thing I want is my family going crazy after all the shit we've been through, it would feel like it was all for nothing. When they are all gone, I am planning on doing it.

Lazy

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>>720274545
>>720274631
Pedo newfag virgin. Can it be worse?

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>>720274888
then whats stopping you ?

>>720274684
i'll remember that when dubs are no more and it's finally time to die

>>720274851
whats your number?

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>>720274888
Fuck life
Fuck drugs
Fuck porn
Fuck anything

unselfish

Fear

>>720275024
>is on 4chan
4chan is shit
hurrdurr

>>720270199
Unknown.

>>720271938
their called the benzo blues for a reason. there are allot better drugs then benzo's for depression. benzos best for anxiety dude. amphetamines, opiods, marijuana,lsd, shit like that but benzos are terrible for depression. its like using coal for soap. then again i have pretty severe anxiety and when anxiety is under control your less depressed

>>720271619
pointless

>>720272191
:')

>>720275548
you know he fucks her right?

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>>720275076
5423118577 there are some nights that i stuggle to sleep with the number in my head guess you could say it mine

>>720275692
it's better then :^)

>>720275745
>>5423118577
we'll get there

Heroine

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>>720275222
4chan is not shit, people are.

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>>720275888
your trips speak de trutru

vidya

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fosho.

>>720275996
which ones?
i need to understand your position to know how much i hate you goddammit

Ambitions.

>>720270199
GoT

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hope

>>720276302
pepe

smoking

jesus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkRoCE8J0Mc

>>720270199
Redemption

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>>720276141
Ok, I'll explain myself.

I hate all repeatitive cancer threads with 0 original content.
I hate all reddit-level fags that came here because of fappening or whatever else and tried to change culture of this place
I hate all i'm-more-retarded-than-you faggots that are trying so hard to prove that they''re more autistic than everyone else

You can express your hate now.

Ritalin

Little bit too much, heartrate 110 in rest, anyone have tips to lower?

Miss.

As in Miss Julia who may or may not exist. Miss as puncturing my common carotid artery with a letter opener. The average male CCA is 6.52 mm. I'm fairly certain I can puncture it just before the bifurcation, lose consciousness within 60 seconds and be dead in five minutes.

All those letters I wrote. I wrote a novel's worth. 6.52 mm

6.52mm

6.52mm

destiny

>>720276621
me too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=033FInn1wH8
[0:30]

4chan

>proves there are people far worse off than I am

>>720276651
I I I can't, wow, that's a perfectly respectable position

since I'm a relatively newfag myself (trying to absorb the culture, not change it), what is this original culture you speak of?

enlightenment

Opportunity.

idk

>>720277311
>>720277414
>>720277433
> enlightenment
> Opportunity
> idk
kek

>>720270199
I wanna see what happens next

>>720277228
Well, I'm relative newfag myself (I think), truing to absorb culture, not change it.

Though I'm on 4chan for about 6 years now, so I probably don't know what "original culture" is.

But I respect original content and creativity (whatever the point is), and I despise neverending reposts and cheap baits.

Irrespectively if you agree with my opinion or not, you seem to be very reasonable person, good luck with 4chan and don't let it destroy yourself.

>>720272840
jacrispy
impractical jokers is on at the moment

>>720270199
Porn

>>720278050
wow you're humble, i've been here for only 2 years, i have no idea what original culture is.

I do respect OC and discussion although the occasional retarded shitposting thread makes me laugh

I must say that I've had the most interesting and serious discussions on /b/ about politics, life, anything, sometimes I'm surprised

Thanks, it sounds like you're leaving 4chan though, are you?

>>720270199
Immortality

Girl

>>720278603
Hey wanna share secrets?You go first and I Will reciprocate.. Oh look I've already gave you 1 ;]

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>>720270199
pride.

Banana

>>720278603
that's no reason not to try

>>720279071
hilarious faggotry on /b/