Routine dubs check Singles= go free Dubs= your under arrest

am i being detained?

>>720256127
Your free to go

I'm not a nigger officer

quints?

>>720256411
GET ON THE FLOOR

>>720256455
You first bitch

>>720256504
he got you there officer

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>>720256078
Fuck u

Hi, how are you Officer?

>>720256707
Great, you are free to go

Can i leave now?

Catch me if you can!

>>720256078
No dubs here sir

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>>720256920
Sure go ahead

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>>720256078
im gonna rape everyone

>>720257000
No there trips FREEZE MOTHER FUCKER!

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>>720257089
NO FUCK YOU YOU PIG

>>720256078
kill me

>>720257168
IM GONNA PUT A BULLET IN YOUR FUCKIN HEAD YOU DIRTY TRIP LOVIN NIGGER

>>720257288
Your not today bitch

>>720257411
You ain't doing shit either

>>720256078
Fuck u

>>720256078

Do you have any weed I could buy, officer?

Fuck off officer

>>720257411
Busted.

>>720257288
Lol that's threat, added charges ftw

Do you how do?

what seems to be the officer problem?

Just passing through

Nothing of interest here

Am I good to go?

oh shiiiet

What's the matter officer ?

>>720256078
fuck u mang i aint done shiiit

Henlo officer
Hello you STINKY OFFICER
Go eat a donut ugly

fuck'n shit bitch I ain't going down

fuck off

>>720256078
Fuck off piggy

>>720259344
nigger

Fuck yourself officer.

>>720256078 That's not going to be a problem officer, I'm a nice young boy! :-)

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>>720256078
MY HANDS ARE UP DONT SHOOT

i didn do nuffin

Fug

>>720259577
Tell it to the judge, prick

>>720256078
just passing by

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>>720256078
I do not answer questions.

>>720256078
Well hello there officer

Hello there officer why yes I ma in fact a white guy yes sir and im off to go play some rugby.

Praise kek

fuck the popo

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nothing to see here

>>720259827
i'm clean here

c y a

I'm just trying to go home after work...

how about quints?

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Yo wassup offica, I ain't got no drugs n' shieet, lemmo go fool..

Bitch ass cracka

O-ok, officer. Look at my singles.

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>>720260670
Glad to see honest citizens.

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It's okay officer, i have no cp in my glove compartment

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>>720256078

Oh no, not again today

DINDU NUFFIN OFFICER
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIT NIGGA
SHIIIET

Xd

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You Greedy Dirtbag

Hey

Fuck off you pigs

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Please officer, I must get to Flavortown

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dindu nuffin

fuck you cop swine

>>720256078
pls no arrest

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>>720256078
Hello

>>720264675
phewwwww that was a close call

Just smuggling some mexicans officer, nothing to see here.

>>720256078
Like I give a flying fuck about your authority.

>>720260514
niqqers ...

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>>720256078

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Quad get

No problem here officer

>>720256078
i'm just passing by

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Nothing to see here

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get

Ok

>>720265122
I'm the Jarl's Thane, fuck off

>>720256078
>720256078
sir please im not black you cant do this

morning officer

>>720256078
Nothing illegal here officer

>>720256078
Officer I can't stop getting dubs...*ahem* I mean err singles

Quints and you ddos me.

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I already know the outcome of this reply.

What was the speed limit here, officer?

>>720256078
what is the problem officer ?

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>>720256078

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>>720265877

ull never get me for i am as inocent as a tree

rtzsrtsrtz

wtf

pls give

banana

rollin'

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roll

Can't catch me nigga

Run away from me FEAR ME

>>720256078
roll

<Mfw the coke is under the seat

Diddnu nuthin

I just wanted to share a story that happened to me just 2 days ago. I saw the picture and couldnt resist
>Be me 21 years old police officer
>Be on patrol duty in medium large city
>Bored af decide to go with my shift-buddy on a dirt road outside of citty (because its eastern europe - lots of drugs, guns etc.)
>see a car, not headlights no signals just parked in the dark
> shift-buddy decides to go and take a look
>pulls out flashlight look in car se a guy getting a bj (nothing unsuals)
>we ask for ID to see if she is a prostitue (they dont have any usually)
> "Nah police officers she is my date we have been going out for 2 weeks and we finnaly desided to do something"
>Buddy takes IDs back to the car to look at them while I stand near the car
>Hear laughter like he is tearing out hes lungs dying and grunting "2 weeks oh my god 2 weeks"
>After solid 2 minutes he comes back and shows me the IDs
>Mfw I realised they were 2 male IDs - priceless
>Nearly crap myself laughing show ID to driver
>Shockm disbelief, starts beating the crap out of the faggot yelling that hes been feeding him and taking him on dates for 2 weeks
>We give him a minute or two to let it out before we arrest him for beating the fag.
>Driving back to station still laugh while the guy is trying to beat the fag on the backseat while handcuffed, ends up with his head in the fags lap because his hands are around his back
>OHMYGIOD ITS GOT A BONER
>Lost it, stopped the car and went out to smoke.
Still best day at the duty so far. Sorry for the mistakes I made while typing, im laughng my ass off while im doing it.

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Can't stop the giga nigga

Those are just hedge clippings

>>720256078
Rull to go free with RPG-7 and 4 AK-47s in the trunk, 12oz of weed in the glove box, a Quran in the passenger seat, and plans to shoot up a police station.

>>720267747
Nice

>>720267093

Fucking awesome, dude...

Hello officer?

rollan

I love jews, and blacks.

Allahu akbar

Let's see

I is free

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haha fucking retards I only get singles

Police only arrest niggerfaggots

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>>720268488
Fuck

Nothing to see here, Officer

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Am I free to go?

No dubs here sir

>>720268488
Checked and keked

im fine

I'm allowed to video tape you!

Just a passerby

I'm not possessing anything officer

Im clean

What seems to be the problem?

Come at me pigs

I don't have any officer. have a good day :)

>>720256078
All good here officer... Now kindly fuck off!

>>720256078

Witness me

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Nothing here sir!

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>>720269399
>>720269344

No dubs, blacks or bombs here offi-sir

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>>720256078
roll

ITS JUST A PRANK!

>>720256078
already smoked it sorry braw

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nothing 2 see here

>>720256078
whats going on officer?

>>720269833
>whats going on officer?
Hands where I can see 'em chump

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>>720269833

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>>720269948
>>720270021
fuck you

>>720256078
Listen man, it's just grass.

>>720256078
roll

fuk u nigr fuk

Good evening Officer. Don't think there's anything to see here. I'll just be going now.

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russian roll

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>>720256078
These are not the dubs you are looking for.

Free

>>720256078
Nigger

>>720256078
I WILL ALWAYS BE FREE!!

It wasn't me

>>720271555
ASSAULT ASSAULT

>>720256078
am i being detained?

>>720272064
nope lol

>>720256078
Please no officer I swear I came to America legally and didn't go over my visa pass.

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Fuck

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:^}

Im a good girl

>>720273252

>>720256078
rollex

what's the problem officer?

I obv free togo as im not some fucking nigger

>>720256078
e-everything ia alright here, officer

>>720256078
Let me suck your dick officer, i appreciate a fine man in uniform

no u

>>720256078
Hello officer. Yes. I was masturbating in the car.

>>720256078
just a brid

Fucking Space Niggers taking r jobs.

i eat ass

good afternoon officer

Can I go now officer?

Black Lives Matter!

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Here are my credentials officer, anything else you need?