/b/ros, I just had the most stupid sexual experience of my life.

Its in your mind, buddy.
Relax...

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>>720246491
your dick knows something is wrong there
better trust your dick and dont smash da puss

can you maintain an erection while masturbating ?

Get her to suck it

>>720246491
>condom
found the problem

>>720246491
You could try not masturbating the same day you're expecting someone to fuck. You know, just to be sure.

already cummed + weird emotional package = no boner sometimes

It happens often after masturbation, just fuck her next time as she wasn't fucked before :P
brave for my paste:
>Be with your gf
>Break up
>Sad talking about future plans and past times together
>Next day ask her just about sex-friends, because sex was well, but she was weird
>She says no
>Next month you hear that 3 guys fucked her
>No drama, because you knew she was weird

>>720246812
I bet on that. While contentrating on my dick getting hard, I noticed it was just ignoring me and getting more flacid

>>720246941
Same thing I thought, maybe destiny? I was not mean to fuck her today?

>>720247035
Yes. I mean i get erections almost everytime I'm travelling in bus, my pee pee gets erected from anything.

>>720247076
Told her, she doesn't want to taste the flavor of my white chocolate bar.

>>720247189
This is also a problem, I had a slutty gf who let me fuck her without condom, tbh i've never fucked with condom on in any point of my life.

I dunno. I haven't fucked my gf in a month and a half even though we live together because I just haven't been aroused when she's around.

Probably getting cheated on but whatever.

>>720247297
>you perform oral, she doesn't
jesus christ have some pride dude and look for a better chick

>>720246941
what this guy said. The cock knows. dont hit it.

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>>720246491
when i was i didnt fuck a girl because i haddent shaved

when i was 16 i didnt fuck a girl because she heard i have a big dick, when really its just average and i didnt wanna disappoint

>>720246491
If you can't get it up, there is something in your mind preventing it. You should listen to your sub-conscience and don't tap that.

too much fap dude

>>720247297
>dick
>destiny
>dickstiny

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>>720246491
I want to fuck Asuka

>>720246491
she's pregnant and wants to hook you tyrone's niglet. your dick knows.

>>720248890
pretty sure she doesnt want to fuck you
or even cant at this point you know shes 2D

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>>720249316

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>>720246491
Kek you sound like me anon, but I've got chronic dick problems not just the occasional performance anxiety. I can get hard at the drop of a hat but it never stays long enough to get anything "done"

Solution: don't fuck around.
>Do more cardio; a mile a day.
>order Cialis from India (I use Alldaychemist)
>glorious science boner- now you can focus 100% on the girl

Girls don't understand how emasculating it is when we have peoblems(hence the laughing. Like really? That's gonna help?). All they have to do is grease up their hole with lube and lie there like a fish.

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>>720249432
>>720249432

>>720246491
Hey OP. I had a similar experience. The chick I lost my virginity to was a bit complicated. I would say we dated a little, but after we would just fuck around a bit. We worked together.
>be me
>be 18
>girl I lost it to is away for about a month.
>new found confidence.
>sex another girl 3 times one night.
>later, girl with my virgin card comes back.
>feel I need to share my accomplishment.
> she says she has been fucking neighbor whole time.
>dafuq.exe
>it's night time after work.
>everyone's gone.
>feel I need to assert my dominance.
>proceed to take her pants off and give it to her on the asphalt.
>dick is limp.
>is it because it's hard asphalt or cold air?
>or is it because I'm not into this butch anymore.
>take off.
>turns out there was a cop not far.
>could have been caught.
>mfw

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>>720249746

>>720249777
Bitch* not butch. Not into dude ladies

>>720246491
Be an alpha and start nofap, the problem will never arise again

>>720246491
Wrong type of condom, legit.

>>720249929
Lol not op but if I do nofap it makes me want to kill people. I think I'd better stick to my usual routune

>>720246491
happens to everyone /b/ro. just don't worry about it and you'll be fine

>>720246491
yeah, i pretty much try and avoid condoms all together. i figure if it kills me then i died they way i lived

>>720247617
This.

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>>720249869

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>>720251488

New fag here can't greentext but I'll say my story. Went to friends house hour away , let's call him c, for a party. with him and my friend 6 hours, call him h, away that came down for the weekend. showed up late cause my dude came over and we had some beer and lines. Needless to say I took that drive to fucked up. Not to mention my alcoholism got the better of me half way threw and opened a road soda. But walk in the door h hand me a beer and tell me to chug. I chug and he gives me a straw and gives me a line. Do that to and it's back to chugging beer. Them outta nowhere c sister who I rarely pay attention to cause to far outta my league. Hottest girl in my high school but she starts talking about a plane ticket or something. We go to her room to see plane ticket and c comes with us. I'm there for a lil bit and c leaves. Second he closes the door she tell me she didn't wanna talk about the plane ticket. I'm know where this is going but she close to her brother so I have to get his permission first. Get permission so me and c sister do another line and start going at it. Dreams are fucking coming true expect my drunk ass got whiskey dick or it was the blow dunno. But my little fella wasn't doing to well. Pushed rope entire time. Got to cum on nicest tits I'd seen. Done fucked up but it was great

>>720253663
ermm....

i can't even

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>>720252866

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>>720253916
ty

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>>720254026

>>720246491
Hahaha unluck anon. She drugged your Penis and used you. Utmost kekelek

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>>720254475
but waifus are bad

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>>720254683

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>>720254729

>>720249972
Great body, but she has the face of an aging starlet desperately clinging to youth.

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>>720254823

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>>720248890

>>720246491
its your dick protecting you from getting into a shitty relationship again, thank it and move on

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>>720254950
2d cant rub your dick anon

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>>720254923
I'd still fuck her tho

>>720254966
Thats clearly shopped i can tell by the pixels

>>720255020
I can rub it to 2D

>>720255120
>I'd still fuck her tho
Totally. She just needs to work on the makeup.

When I was 15 my cousin, through marriage of another relative, hooked me up with one of her family friends daughters. She stripped top less in her panties and gave me a lapdance while my cousin watched. Then she blew me while my cousin gave advice. More things happened. It was weird.

>>720255120
nah anon thats me with asuka shes my fucktoy

>>720247297
>taste the flavor of my white chocolate bar
Jesus Christ you beta fuck, no wonder you are her last resort spewing shit like that.

>>720255120
nah anon but you dotn get any plasure outside of what you do to yourself
Dont you want to feel her warmth?
her nice body?
play with her hair?
nah anon 2D wont do

>>720246491
quit masturbating stupid

>>720248989
This ass is insane. Where can I find sauce?

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>>720246491

>cut dick off
>get new dick
>walmart rollback on dicks

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>>720255644
Sadly I have no sauce, got it from a lewd cosplay thread.

>>720251488
Sweet dreams asuka

>>720255359
Nice period.

>>720247297
Destiny... meant to... get fucked with that pre determined bullshit. you are insignificant. no one cares about you, there is nothing greater with a plan for you.
and since you are such scum, put your dick in everything, including a toaster

>>720246491
It's your subconscious saying something is wrong , wouldn't worry about it .

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>>720246491
OP you are retard the trick is to always slid that bitch in raw and stroke and pound it for a minute before putting on the condom stimulate the dick mother fucker god reading this shit made me cringe. Especially if pic related that bitch is fine as fuck love skinny girls my dick could cut a diamond cause it would have been harder then diamonds slipping into that pink sock of hers.

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> run into an ex gf at a party
> been a couple years
> she has put on some weight but is still pretty
> gets late everyone has had a bit to drink
> she's being affectionate "want to.. For old times sake?"
> fuck yeah.. Easy lay, and she wasn't half bad back then
> get to her place and she starts blowing me
> clothes come off and she lays on her back with her legs up
> *dick starts to deflate*
> her stomach looks like a series of bratwurst rolls
> her pussy isn't so much trimmed as the hair has migrated to her asshole
> and her tits are sagging into her armpits
> "come here anon.. I'm ready for it!"
> *big smile* which I now destroy
> "I don't think I can Annonette.. You just aren't sexually attractive to me anymore."
> *pull up my pants and head for the door*
> I left her there on her back like a turtle crossed with a butterball turkey

Didn't speak again for a solid couple of years. No regrets.. Sometimes your cock knows best OP.

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>>720255345
I'm all hears anon-kun

>>720255777
niceee

>>720246491
How old are you? We lose stamina with age do we not?

>>720246491
I think we all need to see the nudes so we can really know whats going on. Please post em.

>>720256452
nope she's underage

>>720256433
i'm 19, my stamina is pretty much fucked up, all i do is play games, the farest distance i walk a day is about 10 meters to reach my kitchen. i'm not fat tho

Alcohol is the answer, prob just stress and fuck that condom raw dog and bail buy plan b for the ho

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i gotta get in on this.

>>720256684
I don't know her that good now, she's been partying and all of that, that pussy may be haunted, better not risk it

>>720256660
Well, then post non-nudes

>>720246491
Don't jack off at all till she comes back. You'll fuck your dog if she doesn't show.

>>720256660
If I don't jam my dick in something within 10 seconds of getting a condom on I can usually kiss my boner goodbye

>>720250202
15 days into nofap i was no longer funny and people were getting pissed at how angry i was

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>>720256913
>will fuck animals if no orgasm in 3 days

>>720256122
Goddamn I'm proud of you annon, goddamn proud

>>720248038
Clearly youre doing something right if she heard you had a big dick /b/roski

Check this out >>720253195

>>720247189
DINGDINGDING.jpg

Condoms are awful.

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>>720253663

>>720246491
tell her to blow you hard

>>720258578
see

>>720247297

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>>720256122

>>720249029
Why can't I have such perfection.

>>720255485
Zelda is a girl you fucking newbie fag

>>720246491
Can I have sauce on the photo?

>>720255363
You should please start a red head thread!

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>>720255020
kek is that supposed to be Luke Wilson?

>>720256660
You have low testosterone. Hit the gym and lift some weights, eat more eggs and chicken and shit, and less garbage food.

>>720255777
her name is Chouzuki Maryou.
Bitch has a million cosplay sets online. Pretty much all of them adult and pixelated

this happens to me too help

>>720246941
Trust in your schlong, don't stab that kong