How many you losers wear unfitting hanes or fruit of the loom

>>720243248
I see you finally got your grandmas christmas present in the mail. Hows it feel to finally wear your big boy underwear?
I wear boxers btw, no tighty whities for me. I'm not a faggot.
kys nigger

>>720243248
>pic very much related
Having other mans' names on your underwear is borderline gay.

>>720243248
My man. Only designer briefs and socks for me.

Most of mine are calvin klein. Remember to only buy them at actual store, not department stores. The quality of the products they give to stores that are not their actual retail store is inferior.

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>>720243248
Fucking lol

>>720243248
Need body pic of op

>>720243462
Being this ignorant

>>720243646
My man, back! Makes you feel more like an adult

>>720243248
I rock meundies and only meundies... gotta keep the jewells in a nice comfy fabric or my whole day is thrown off

>>720243462
Fucking this. Paying extra money to have a dude's name in your pants has to be the most retarded thing ever.

>>720243807
Ehh, doesn't have anything to do with being an adult for me. If I have the choice to buy a hamburger from a fast food restaurant, or an actual restaurant which costs 10 times as much, I'd go with the latter because the ingredients and preparation would be better. On that note, would you try to impress a girl by taking her out to eat at McDonald;s?

>>720243952
Very nice

>>720244130
Exactly. Doing the adult thing. Not the cheap, acting like a teenager thing

>>720243248
Only poorfags don't wear branded clothes, underwear and socks included.

protip for the virgins here: girls love it when you've got tight-fitting, branded underwear on when it's time to fuck.

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>>720243248
Would you mind showing us the color of your skin?

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>>720244324
This

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>>720243790
>>720244461
One pic for the faggots

>>720243248
Literally wearing the underjew.

>>720243248
HAHA!! I wear panties

>>720244847
2/10

Small penis
No muscles
Bitch ass bird legs
Nasty spots on belly
Shitty computer

Would not bang

>>720244947
Not asking for a rate but thanks for staring at the pic so hard

>>720244324
I am a poorfag, I'm in uni and after tuition and buying textbooks I have about 80 dollars to my name. Im not going to fucking spend it on underwear and socks.

>>720244947
>shitty computer

how can you tell? i only see the monitor

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>current year
>not going commando

>>720245149
You have to imply if you're gonna shit post, you silly

>>720243248

>Calvin Klein
>not overpriced Hanes

>>720243248
Bruh by the time shes got to my boxers its not like shit is going in reverse from there.

My 9" dick more than makes up for it.

>>720243248

I don't need stinkin' sexy underwear because I'm 49yo and still virgin.

>>720245075
That's why you'll always be a poorfag. Expensive clothing, especially hidden expensive undergarments will boost your confidence and make you strive to be better, not wanting to be perpetually poor.

>>720243248

CK make shit underwear, quit buying that junk years ago

>>720245374
how poor and pathetic must you be to not have paid the cheapest dirtiest ugliest whore on the street to sit on your peewee all those years

>>720245332
If a girl doesn't see your underwear untill you're about to have sex, you're doing it wrong

>>720245423
I spent all my money except for 80 FUCKING DOLLARS on something that will actually improve my life.

>>720244847
>>720244947


HAH

even the faggots think you're a faggot

>>720243248
OP's a faggot.

>>720245640
Called jealousy

>>720245332
Yea because i just go out in my boxers all the time lol....

eh?? im confused

I wear boxers some days, briefs other days.

I usually don't wear underwear.

>>720245961
same

>>720245168
What does Sonic Youth have to do with that?

>>720243248
I wear diapers and panties for fun.
And I met a girl who likes the idea.
So you can suck a bag of oats, OP.
You ain't got shit on me!

>>720244847
you have the body of a 12-year-old lol
underage b&

>>720244847
Lol. You clearly have a small penis.

>>720243956
Yes and its a bit gay too. I wear Nike/Adidas underwear. Its not cheap but not overpriced too. And its not gay. Those Calvin klein boxershorts scream homo. Those are the same guys who buy es Hardy shit and Camp David fagclothes

>>720244847
looking at the picture I totally understand why you'd feel the need to compensate with expensive underwear

I only date women that aren't materialistic so it's not relevant to me. You realize branding in relation to clothes is artificially created extra worth right? I'll bet you think diamonds are great too.

>>720246379
Wait... is that why I have no problem wearing panties? Because I'm not trying to compensate for something?

>>720244847
You have shit on your chest?

>>720246424
Diamonds are great.
They're just an artificially over inflated market.

Large flawless diamonds are kinda rare too. So there is that.

>>720244947
So you would bang him if he had a big penis. You are gay

Don't listen to them OP. Idk about underwear but when it comes to sweaters my designer sweaters are 1000% better than my shitty brandname ones.

>>720246443
no, that's because your uncle made you wear them before busting your ass while you were 7

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>>720244847
tracking your IP so I can post this to your FB, send it to your "friend"

>>720246799
Nah, I got into panties when I found a bikini in the woods.
Nice try though.

Meh, i wear underwear from specialized underwear companies. Nothing beats undies that have a pouch to softly hold my junk through the day.

>>720243248
pretty sure calvin klein sells on walMart

>>720245423
You need expensive underwear to be confident. Then you are the fucking problem

>>720246533
The only worth diamonds have is in industry, diamonds for any other purpose is fucking pointless. I wouldn't pay $1000 for one and I wouldn't pay $1. Luckily for me I will never have to buy one, I am the oldest male in my family I have first choice of family rings if I do ever need one.

>>720244847
Brandon?

>>720246855
My friend found a bra in the woods one time when we were hunting

>>720243248

yeah, those are pretty cheap at JC Penny's , I tried them back in the 90s when they were actually in fashion. They don't fit as good as Hanes and the waistband tends to crumple up unless you have a giant gut to hold it up.
Only High School kids wear those, real men wear compression shorts.

>>720246855
I found bigfoot in the woods once, been in every feet thread since

>>720247078
Agreed, industrial the only only practical application.
But a huge flawless diamond does have value due to rarity.
Tiny ring ones, not so much.

>>720247126
Did you take a blurry photo for proof?

>>720246933
like which ones?

>>720243248
> Wearing underwear at all
I'm a real man, I keep it all out in the open, let it breathe. Keep the sperm count high to impregnate your bitches son

>>720243248
Even in the highest quality of underoos, you're still a virgin

>>720243248
>sexy
>designer
u wear lacy womens underwear?
everything is designed, when it comes to man-made objects

>>720247163

>huge ones have value due to rarity

Not really, even huge ones have no real applicable value, except for jewelry. And for jewelry diamonds are kinda meh. Not the prettiest gems by far.

>>720243248
Only black underwear, no skidmarks.

>>720247423
Focusing lasers? Cutting shit?

>>720247423
Rarity = value. It's the nature of the world. Looking pretty is "doing something" in a sense too.
Again, going to agree, there are prettier things out there.
Even flawed coloured diamonds!

>>720247504
You could switch it up a bit if you learned to wipe your ass maybe

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>>720243449
This my sides

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>>720243248
>he thinks calvin klein underwear is designer
fucking l o l
pleb

>>720247606
It's physically impossible not to leave skidmarks in white underwear. That's why even women leave them.

>>720243449
Still keking

>>720247783
Clean your ass properly, lard butt.

I never get skid marks. In my shorts, or my panties.

Faggots on this board, I tell ya. Can't even keep their shit cutter clean.

>>720247423
>this
I would rather grind a large diamond into dust and see it used in industry rather than put it on some roaties body as jewelry. Plus, for the most part diamonds are only artificially as rare as they are because of how controlled the market is. I will concede that they are relatively rare, but they are still more common than a majority of people think.

>>720247783
use baby wipes or shit before you have a shower you fucking minky bastard

>>720245075
OP is too anon. It's just he's too fucking dumb not to waste all of that money on underwear and socks

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Op is definitely homosexual.

>>720247556

Why would you want large diamonds for cutting shit, you always use industrial grade small ones for that. And for focusing lasers as far as i know you want other materials iirc. Especially since it would be silly to expect natural diamonds to be completely colourless.

>>720247969
I'm not gonna shower three times a day you crazy bastard

>>720247783
The bathroom in my dorm uses one ply poorfag tier paper and I have never had skidmarks. You must be some fat fuck who can't wipe properly.

>>720243952
Ohhhh ba-do-do-boop meundies, meundies

>>720248026
Hm maybe you're right. I know they also use beryllium to focus lasers.

>>720248130
Show your supposedly clean underwear or you're full of shit

>>720244847
Damn, you're a sexy girl. I'd love to rape you, sweety.

>spend extra money on underwear no one will ever see you in

>>720244847
This has got to be bait youngbetafagwithsmalldick/10

>>720247735
This

>>720244847
How does one get shit on his stomach?

>>720243248
this is is the most fruity thing iv read in a while. What kinda man gives a fuck about his underwear design? This generation has lost its fucking balls, the reason SJW's are becoming the norm.

>>720243248
Designer Underwear you mean fruit of the loom with a different name stamped on and sold at a premium. I may like to buy nice things but i'm not a total retard. Also looks like you picked them up from goodwill. How hard was it to get the shit stains out.
>>720244847
Judging from the shit on your stomach on this picture i see you didn't get it all.

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>>720243248
I only go commando OP, I find it liberates the boys.

>>720243248
How do you even get excited about underwear?

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>>720244847
holy moley!!!

you have the Braille Bible on your stomach in the form of moles. holy shit I'm gonna puke.

>>720248640
If it's covering a pussy I tend to get excited....
Don't you?

>>720244286
>Adult thing
Explain how these underwear make you an adult, please.

>>720248450
It's not shit! It's my dessert!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5NYCvVs6vk

>>720248626
The last time I went commando I zipped my nut sack up and had to go to the hospital...got 4 stitches that day.

>>720244324
Free and grounded people don't buy clothes according to whether or not they have branding. Sounds like you're trying to prove something to the world.

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>>720244847
>mfw I first saw OP's moles
OP could get those miles removed, I would not recommend removing them yourself.

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>>720248862
It takes talent to be that unaware of your junk while operating a zipper.

>>720248066
then use baby wipes dude, trust me, you wont go back.

Also, you shit 3 times a day? wtf! thats insane, i'm once a day at most, often 2-3 days

>>720246424
So much this.

>>720243248
the reality here;

OP works at TK Maxx

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>>720248349
here is my lightest colored underwear. Its the long underwear I wear while skiing. Lots of leg flexing so it always ride up into my ass. haven't washed them in a while either.

>>720249328
I will try them! They say three times a day to once every three days is all within the normal range.

>>720249739
Now that is interesting. What material is that?

>>720248470
singles speaks truth

>>720248952
For me, designer clothes have always fit better, looked better and were more comfortable.

>>720249769
baby wipes are SSD of the ass wiping world.

Ahh weird, thats quite a range, pretty glad i dont shit that often though, would be so annoying, so much of your life spent wiping!

>>720249876
Polyester and spandex. They are really thick and soft though so they feel like cotton while still insulating when wet.

>>720248713
Ok fair point.. what I meant was how do you get excited about your own underwear arriving in the mail. Or your own underwear in general.

>>720250181
If said girl gave me her wet underwear....

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I actually just ordered some calvin klein boxer briefs the other day, im starting to buy more quality stuff in general instead of just buying cheap shit over and over

>>720243248
Discount Calvin from Burlington I'm sure. Nice try OP. Stop living above your means. Also Duluth /thread

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>>720250128
I don't mind the time spent but the soreness from all the wiping

>>720246467
>>720248450
moles are sexy

>>720247735
Those look like hanes

>>720249965
thats what you tell yourself to justify yoiur purchase, its normal human behaviour, your not special in this regard.

But literally, i would sooner spend my money on something other than brand name clothes, theres a million other things in the world i want and I would buy them first.

Except shoes, mostly, brand name shoes are objectively better

Also, it depends what you mean by brand name, if your talking high end fashion brands (like $100 a t shirt) then gtfo, but if your talking something more mainstream, like high street spec, then OK, I can see what your saying

>>720250241
kek youre pretty thirsty arent you.. tbf I've kept the panties of a few of the girls slept with. Only the ones who had heavenly scented and aesthetically pleasing axe wounds.

>>720250480
I recently found a girl that wants to have all sorts of kinky fun with me... so yea, I'm quite thirsty.

>>720250128
I don't use baby wipes cause they can fuck with the plumbing, I just eat a lot of fiber and shit about once a day, then wipe clean. Never had a problem.

CK is pretty good, I do like the spandex mix. But Lacoste sport are the best in the game,

>>720250308
I can totally relate, (diarrhoea)

this will be a thing of the past my friend, open your anus to a world of possibilities

>>720250562
brofist.png

dont forget to post the pics

>>720250656
Eventually. I don't want to fuck things up at the moment. Even though I know she'd get off to it.

>>720250462
Brandname != Designer
Buying designer shit is like paying extra for better booze. It's definitely worth it if you have the money.

>>720250591
wait what? in what way do they fuck with the plumbing?

Also, another reason im all for wpies, is my reasoning that if you fell in dogshit and got it up your arm, you wouldnt accept it as clean just because there was no marks on the toilet paper, it would still smell terrible.

I used to literally shower everytime like an ocd freak, but now i just use wipes, no issues with my ass hole yet

>>720243248
I have some CKs I bought from ebay, shits so small even though these are largest size, fucking tiny dicked asians and their shitty products for shrimp dicks.

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>>720243248
I'm sure the bears at the gay bathhouse will be really impressed by your undies, moments before they strip them off you and give your asshole a brutal pounding.

>>720243248
I only wear CK, 365 are the best

>>720246167
I'm 30 and I have body line that, a bit belly though..

>>720250795
Baby wipes are meant to be disposed of, not flushed. Because they are wet wipes most are designed to hold together while wet so they don't dissolve in water like regular toilet paper. The result is usually clogging. Even the ones that say flush-able usually just say that because you can physically flush the wipe.

>>720243248
What's the point of wearing designer underwear? They aint helping you get laid, and once youre in bed with someone both you and whoever youre in bed with wont care one bit about what brand the piece of cloth covering your junk is.

>>720250721
cool I wasnt 100% sure there, in that case i totally disagree, no amount of designy goodness is going to stop the washing machine from slowly destroying the clothes anyway, so I just buy cheap clothes that i think make me look half decent, and that fit me reasonably well.

To me its not a big deal, the argument for designer is an argument for vanity, which is completely legitimate, but my argument is for the basic requirements being met, comfortable, decne tlooking, decent value, decent fit, and im happy

I mostly wear polo boxers

>>720251102
This anon is going places. Confidence comes from yourself, if you need special underwear to be confident you are doing life wrong. Most of my clothing gets fucked by my lifestyle anyways so I agree with this guy.

>>720243248
Klein means little in German, Dutch and Afrikaans.

You're pathetic.

>>720250999
26 and same. Should we do something about it?

>>720251008
ahh right, i thought you meant my asshole or dick plumbing, i was confused.

TBH, ive never had a problem with it, i live in scotland, so i dunno if building regulations are different here, regarding drain design.

But i selfishly dont care, so long as my toilet doesnt back up (my 2nd biggest phobia) then fuck what happens further down the line :P

As a side note in my defense, drains and treatment plants are designed with debris in mind, especially wipes and tampons, because if they couldnt handle them, then there would be serious problems

>>720251102
Agreed 100%. Until today I had never even paid a moments thought to my underwear beyond "I need some new underwear" and "those look good and are comfy". Branding never even came into it.. Higher things going on in my brain to be concerned with that shit.

>>720243462
Does wearing underwear with a woman's name on it make me straight?

>>720243248
Worrying about what kind of underwear another man wears. Kys you literal faggot

>>720251436
nah.

>>720251465
Wet wipes have been known to cause domestic plumbing to block. I don't know about making your toilet back up but it would be a problem you would probably have to call someone out to fix, for a charge.

>>720243248
Wearing underwear. Kys

Free ballin master race

>>720251315
ha, thanks anon.

I totally agree too, theres always some substance/chemical/glue on my jeans, or holes in the knees, i wear clothes that some people would'nt be seen dead in, but they dont look so bad, moslty at work anyway so who cares really

>>720251578
yeah man, me too. once they are on they are forgotten anyway, so its totally irellevant what brand they are.

>>720243248
>there are people who think Calvin Klein is a designer brand.
It must be tough being a poor tag.

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>>720244130
Are you guys actual virgins or just autistic as fuck

I'm free... Free ballin'!!!

>>720243248
i only wear hannes bitch.

>>720243248
I wear none as my bare penis rubs all inside my Prada and Armani pants. How does it feel to be poor enough for the trappings of peasants and commoners.

>>720251750
yeah, actually i live in council housing, i dont know what the usa equivilent is, state housing?

So i probably wouldnt have to pay, but here the building regs require 100mm pipe and a 1 in 4 gradient all the way, with the pipe getting larger and larger as it gets close to the treatment plant, which has large retractable mesh screens to catch rubbish and debris. the chances of wipes causing a blockage is very low, actually lower than toilet paper (never blocked a toilet with wipes as the number of wipes needed is dramatically less)

So I mean, im not saying your wrong, because you arent wrong, but its less of an issue than you might think.

Rural waste disposal is different, often relying on septic tank or reed bed type desings, which cannot do wipes under any circumstances.

other than that, dont worry about it, like i said, the building regs have taken this into account, because people will be people at the end of the day.

>>720243248
I only wear all designer lingerie. Nothing cheap or nasty.

Unfortunately I'm not female though.

>>720245042
You posted a picture of yourself
You're asking for a r8
>>720244847
Small dick/10
If you're going to wear tight underware at least have something to fill it out. That shit is what will make girls laugh. Seeing it tight against everywhere besides the part they want.
>you like that ladies. I've almost filled out the crotch of the smallest pair they sell. So you know I'm packing a solid 5 inches

>>720250311
moles are fucking disgusting if you have over 9000 of dem.

>>720243248
I only wear the finest bespoke underwear made by Kiton and kill the tailor to make sure they're really exclusive.

>>720251102
That's a frugal perspective but splurging is worthwhile sometimes.

>>720254233
>>720251102
Not to mention you can just dry clean.

>>720254233
totally man, got to treat yourself now and then

>>720254521
yeah but 99% of people arent up for throwing money away on something so frivolous, dry cleaning as well, its hassle and expense.

There are more important things to me than having having the fanciest most pristine clothes

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>>720244847
>wearing underwear with someone else name on it

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>>720243248
And a Canadian tuxedo