okey b/ im going out in about 30 mins , pic related should i

see you tomorrow

>>720225246
only in after life if there is one
i bet b/tards are gonna all be on same place

File: MTE5NTU2MzE2MjMyMjU0OTg3.jpg (15KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 300x300px

>>720225205

'no... please don't do it... I care far too much for your life...'

DO IT FAGGOT. FUCKING PULL THE TRIGGER ! KICK THE STOOL ! SWALLOW THE PILLS !

Not a soul will mourn your loss.

>>720225375

After all you posted this on /b...

If you wanted sympathy this is the wrong place.

>>720225205

unless you have very good reasons (ie fatal ilness anyway; serious crime you committed; can't think about anything else that would be grave enough), don't do it.

if you really have to do it, leave a note, enclose an ID with it, saves the police a lot of work. describe why you did it.

if you wanna hang, do it right (ie jump from a great height with the rope already tight around your neck) so you don't suffer and so they can't save you (you don't want to end up paralyzed, do you?)

oh, and do it somewhere your relatives won't have to find you.

>>720225205
you're full of shit, faggot

i dont see anywhere a request for sympathy u stupid cunts haahahhaha

If youre gonna go out at least let /b/ collectively write your suicide note.

>>720225205
pics or didn't happen

>>720225465
mental illness is the most reason im doing it , and gonna do it in my backyard , i read a lot so im sure ill do it right

Do it in the most inconvenient place you can and make sure there is no way to identify the body and make it look like a murder.

>>720225205

Probably a little painful but i doubt it will last long.
Then off to oblivion for you op.

Not the game - the definition.

>>720225544
well not bad idea , dubs decide but nothing that will hurt my family , give me your best

File: 1481622347133.png (90KB, 499x373px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 499x373px

I was thinking about doing this like 5 mins ago, kinda comforting to know I'm not the only one who hates this fucking world.

>>720225592

Leave a note that says

"Cash me otherside" so you can stay temporarily relevant.

>>720225620
i read it would take about 2-6 mins to die , but only ffew secs to fall unconscious ,off to another life

>>720225722
Damn, on the first try.

>>720225722
okey you won with dubs lmao doing that

>>720225722
Suicidal kek

>>720225686
do it with me , might catch up on way to outer space

leave a note with "thank you obama" on it

>well not bad idea , dubs decide but nothing that will hurt my family , give me your best

Theres a bomb under (notable building you live near)

>>720225827
im not americunt so wouldnt even if you got dubs

Shit my internet lagged so I didnt see someone beat me with a shitty meme

>>720225747

Nah i want another go. How about......

Im op
Im swinging from a tree
A lot of books ive read
But now i am dead
But if you look closely
You'll see im sure
Everyboday walk the dinosaur!

>>720225827
Best comment

>>720225918
well not your lucky day

>>720225205
an thing i knowed from life are the less think you make that less disappoint you was getting

>>720225984

Aww man. Kill yourself tomorrow op so i can have another go?

>>720226092
yoda language nigg

>>720226092

This should be on a shirt.

>>720225205
If you have to, please leave a note. But please don't kill yourself.

>>720225918
Zozzle.

>>720226137
i've been canceling it for over 5 year , so its today no more fucking my self up mentally

If youre gonna kill yourself youve gotta go out with a bang. Not some shitty meme. Cause hysteria. Claim theres a bomb somewhere or that you were actually killed by a serial killer and hes coming for (insert name here) next

>>720226181
off the chan you shold go with feels

>>720225722
I think "All I do is win, win, wiiiiiin!" is better, but that's just my opinion.

>>720226181

This. But in reverse.

Kill self
Dont leave note
Respawn
Repeat

do some drugs first my nigga

>>720226233
i might claim that im in isis and that its soon to be an end for town im from , that would do good?

Or go rape a bitch

Disclose the info to us on /b/. Tell us everything and why you want to off yourself.

>>720225465
Fuck off moralfag

File: 1485004205123s.jpg (9KB, 209x250px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 209x250px

I really like these people who post "I'm going to Suicide tonight," "goodbye /b/," "if trips I'll stream it." Quit being emotional and go play xbox some more you emotional little girl

>>720225205
Do it faggot

>>720225205
Pain? Are you planning on jumping from a height to break your neck, or dangle so that you strangle to death? The former can be a problem if you do not break it completely, and just become a quad, then your problems are just starting. The latter will take you about six minutes to die, and you'll be struggling involuntarily to save yourself the entire time. Either way, you're gonna shit yourself, so don't do it over carpetting.

>>720226343
im high , even tho thats the most reason my brain is fucking me up with overthinking

share why first op

Oi OP tie a noose with cheese wire and superglue your hands to the sides of your head, then hang yourself with the cheese wire and it'll look like you ripped your own head off

File: 1464680079232.jpg (29KB, 412x430px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 412x430px

>>720225205
i´d want to watch so livestream if you can

>>720226373
(I hope Im replying right) yeah thatd be nice but also write something like "therell be an attack ______" or anything thatll get this on national news.

>>720226418
well i would but cant pull my dick out of your mom and leave her

File: IMG_20160420_1951266784.jpg (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

listen to this OP
https://soundcloud.com/whooutsmartswhom/cp-1-bgm

>>720226477
would like to for you , but i think some of my friend might see it and interrupt the suicide

>>720226543
>soundcloud shit
yeah now he´s gonna do it even faster

>>720226217

Thats stupid. Go and buy/steal a puppy or a kitten. Something that will love you and attract women.

Life is hard but we live in interesting times. Only faggots leave the party early.

>>720226373
Nah.
Just think about it..
>suicide somehow failed
>still alive
>medics find you and your note
>'isis'
>whoopsie, now you're going to jail :^)

Simply off yourself with a note saying goodbye.

Godspeed, anon.

File: 150215-isis-still-blurred_9b8a9cc8975da8cc97fa8399d2ab6637.nbcnews-fp-1200-800.jpg (58KB, 1608x905px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 1608x905px

>>720226622
just have anything that hides your face and dont stream from facebook. they´ll never know it was you

>>720226471

Or you will die looking like McAuley caulkin from home alone.

Kek

>>720226637
>>>720226217
>Only faggots leave the party early.

Well, well what a fucking coincidence...

>>720225827
fucking obama look what you did ;(

>>720226731

I dont see the coincidence. Explain.

>>720226692
well i hope i dont fail

>>720226828
your on b/ we all fags here...

>>720226626
kek at least he can listen to some soothing tunes while he does it.

>>720226828
God dammit explaining these jokes make them so less funny.
>The post said only faggots leave early.
>OP is a faggot.
Now do you understand you dense fuck?

rolling my self a last cigarette and im off after smoking it , keep on mind world sucks and you should leave too , dont be scared :)

>>720226889

Ok i see what you mean.

His name was robert paulson

>>720226945

I goofed hard. Maybe i should kill myself too.

>>720226989

Make it a double. Its not like cancer is going to kill you.

>>720227143
go for it lil fag

>>720226989

I got dubs 3 times in your thread op. Remember me at the end.

how much time left?

>>720227212
nah cant wait that long i want to see so called "god" and fuck his son and him

>>720227260

Im 32. I beat it to a trap once ffs.

>>720227323
well about 2 min i would say , after that op is on the other side , love ya all lil fags

>>720227301
i will i will...

>>720227419
Love you too OP. No homo.

>>720227419
Don't do it, why...

bullshit
we want to see

>>720227340

Thats the spirit. But i dont think thats where you go if you kill yourself.

I think you go somewhere hotter - and other things do the fucking.

>>720227497
no one cares like no one cares for me gtfo

>>720227537
guess im fucked then

>>720227491

Fuck he is about to kill himself you inconsiderate cunt. Just a little homo?

and the cigarette is over , i guess im too , fuck ya all have a nicer day than me

>>720225205
If you hang yourself it won't hurt that much but you might instinctively try to grab the noose when you start panicking.

You also don't want to fail so get some good rope and secure it thoroughly. Grab it by both hands and put your whole body weight into it.

Maybe tie your hands behind your back before you drop and make sure to kick whatever thing you used to climb before dropping hard away so the end is certain.

>>720226989
good luck and see you on the other side /b/ro
have a peaceful trip

>>720227670

Not entirely. I have a plan.

Hear me out....

How about not commiting suicide? You will never ever get to eat doritos again if you do! You probably have never even had vegemite on toast! Its good man.

>>720227810

Will do. Unless of course dying is bliss..

Text me from the afterlife op.

>>720227816
good i checked thread before shoting down pc , i didnt even think about hands trying to save me , thanks for advice

>>720227810

You didn't even tell us your name so we can check if you're dead later. Talk about shitposting.

>>720225205
post from afterlife, let us know how it is

>>720225205

can i come with?

>>720228115

Your hands are going to do most of the work you dickhead. They wont come to save you if you are serious.

Just let them rest.

read whole thread. i mean i am first time on 4chan. and this is pretty fucked up

>>720228415

Did you like my suicide jingle?

>>720225918

If you do it wrong you could end up hanging there choking to death or just paralyze yourself and not die for hours. Getting the neck to snap right is more difficult than just falling.

Please leave a name so we can see the results of your (our) suicide note

Before you go for it, allow someone to provide you with a working stream link and do it live. We'd love to see the process, we'll wait anon.

>>720228500

only thing i laughed about, here...

>>720228959
it´s a suicide thread dumbass, you dont have to YLYL here before there´s OC of the death scene

Is OP dead then?

>>720225592
So you read a lot but you ask if we think it would be painfull...
Legit

>>720225205
op you got kik my nigger?