Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>720209888
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>ITT
>>720220976
so is there like some formal way to declare your waifu?
still here
and
>>720221074
no?
>>720220946
4 years ago?
>>720221074
Not really. Some pussy, some say claimed, some come up with a fancy bot of text
Lets fuckin jam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew4AReEmo4c&t=1104s
>>720221117
I'll forever be confused as to why my phone thinks post is pussy
>>720221093
Tomoko good choice anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_C5E9kO5rM
>>720221125
https://youtu.be/s2XnR0cKfnY
Also, https://youtu.be/oGnmDUxa-aM
>>720221151
thank you
>>720219947 (MGTOW)
That's crazy dood...
I'm now glad I live in muslim europe dood
>>720220294 (Tomoko)
Everyone can afford a Prinny
One sardine a month dood
>>720221424
Your destroyer a shit compared to my cruiser.
Am building Trimaran with missiles, AA and ~4-5 Meters thick of armor on the main hull.
>>720221117
Does it still hurt meow?
>>720221508
Saved
>>720221528
It's alright Dood. Thanks for listing to my silliness. If it makes you feel any better I got 4 of them while I was in Syria
>>720220976
I'm gonna steal this bitch
Thanks anon.
>>720221528
then its a shame i dont have one
>>720221637
cool
>>720221125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IV_9foVEAY
>>720221571
Yes, yes it does
>>720221637
Definitely dood
All peace and tolerance aside I'm legitimately scared sometimes to go by train.
Since I'd pass the main train station dood. And if I were a terrorist I'd of course blow up somewhere where many people are dood
And sure, don't worry about it dood. I learned that someone who listens is sometimes better than people who help dood
>>720221750
That's probably because you don't have a Netherworld net account dood
>>720221846
Well then I'm very sorry to hear that. Back pain can be very life hindering.
REMINDER:
IT IS NEVER LEWD TIME
>Suika claim
>>720221929
ALICE WHAT THE FUCK!?
>>720221750
is there moar of this? Tomoko as dark magician girl makes me diamonds
>>720221862
I wouldn't worry to much about that unless you live in a very large city like london or Paris
>>720222032
>>720222032
>ALICE
>>720222042
I live outside of the city but I have to go to the capital city of my country every day dood
>>720221995
It's lewd time? How lewd of a time?
>>720221862
well ive never even seen a prinny besides in pics
>>720222042
Well there is a whole bunch of Anime grills as magic girls like this. Last one I have really
>>720222109
I feel you. Just be prepared to defend yourself if need be.
>>720221929
It is, also lewd why
>>720222163
I ment in terms of a paradoy Dojin or whatever they are called
>>720222203
Does it hurt to walk?
>>720222204
MEH WAIFU DEMANDS 2's
>>720222163
Lewd dood
very very lewd dood
And yeah, that's because prinnies live in the netherword and not here on earth dood
>>720222200
I am prepared dood!
Not as good as americans due to gun laws but I did my reasearch dood
>>720222253
No, it hurts to stand. Who is this?
Where is my Chara~?
>>720222204
gif of her licking her lips?
>>720222240
I wouldnt know I dont fap to her
>>720222279
yeah that one was a bit. I know it sucks
>>720222204
Woah, are you the one i spoke to long ago? if so long time no see.
>>720222279
you don't need guns. Bit of advice. If you are ever cornered by muslims don't back down. Backing down to them is a sign of weakness that needs to be wiped out. They are animals. Stand up to them like you would a bear or something and they might just leave you alone.
>>720222307
Does it always hurt to stand? I'm yours.
>>720222351
Figured out where I live?
>>720222405
More often than not
-_- no one is mine but Alice.
>>720222436
Austria, you're 5'6" and weigh 140lbs. You have dark blonde hair and brown eyes.
>>720222483
no baka, i said I"M yours
>smooch
why do i like dicks so much?
>>720222527
Besides the weight you're right, but every bit of that information is in the archive.
Considering the disaster the last few days you must know exactly how I look. From face to toe
>>720222594
Not him but you posted face?
>>720222594
I do, I've burned it into my memory and I draw your face at work every day.
>>720222637
No, I didn't. It's a longer story. Basically I broke someones heart and he dumped every private picture of me in the thread.
>>720222646
Oh my, I'd like to see that.
Ah, I just calculated again... the 5'6'' is wrong.
I hate converting from cm to feet inc
>>720222755
Good bye, Chara~
>>720222802
Bye fuckface
>>720222802
You're fucking creepy
>>720222755
Who was this? so he posted your face?
>>720222755
Whose heart you broke?
>>720223005
He posted face and nudes of himself...
Louise here, evidently moments too late to reeee at the edgemaster
Also i need more pictures of Dark Magician Girl cosplaying waifus
>>720222859
Don't call me a fuckface, you'll hurt my feelings.
Good bye again, Chara~
>>720223159
thats the only one i got
>>720223096
I've posted my face before.
It's no big deal.
>>720223193
You're a fuckface
>>720223223
It can be a big deal for some people
>>720223328
you should never post pictures of yourself online. Especially here
>>720223363
That's being a little too paranoid
>>720223328
Why?
It's a face, it's your face, Own it.
It's literally no big deal, so fucking what if you faggots know what I look like? Not like It matters.
>>720223193
Psycho-stalkers have no feelings you lying FUCKFACE!
>>720223427
someone could draw you taking it in the butt bro
>>720223216
I'm not surprised, just dissapointed
>>720223415
No it's not, I work in law enforcement, You'd be surprised what can come back to haunt you
>>720223472
Cool. Do it.
>>720223478
well google is a thing
>>720223529
i cant
someone do it.
>>720223501
>I work in law enforcement
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>720223624
Seriously, do it, I'll post it to my social media page if someone does it.
I genuinely want to see someone draw a picture of me taking it in the ass by the biggest blackest dick you can find.
>>720223427
B/c there's a disparity between what people look like and how their online personality makes them look
>>720223501
People post themselves in /fit/ and /soc/ all the time and it doesn't come back to haunt them, /b/ is no different
-happily plays with a breakfast orange, enjoying its cheerfully bright color and the fragrant oils-
>>720222565
-_-
>>720223732
You haven't seen what i've seen anon.
Fair warning. You're all free to do what you want but there's a very specific reason why I don't have any social media accounts or post pictures of myself online
>>720223732
I look and act like a cunt.
>>720223711
I want to see that but i cant draw for shit
-gets a banana so the orange has a friend to play with and hums tunelessly while imagining their exploits-
>>720223904
boobie
-dances the orange around, speaking of his lament for his lost dream of being in a fruit salad. Banana couldn't possibly know how it feels to be citrus. Salacious!-
>>720224245
are you ok?
>>720223535
Now if only Louise cosplaying DMG was a thing someone had drawn.
>>720223711
>If someone does it, you'll post it
Sorely tempted~
>>720224329
-looks up at you with wide eyes as though a deer caught in the headlights. Is clearly embarrassed to have been caught playing and slinks back to the broom closet sheepishly.-
>>720224375
It has to be Me, though, not Velvet.
I will post it, and I will post proof if you do.
>>720224375
I dont know if it exists but best of luck finding it
>>720224387
Oh sorry. Ill leave you be
>>720224426
It would be difficult to draw you taking it without having seen a picture of you.
>>720224499
Pretty sure it doesn't...Thanks anyway.
>>720224545
Then find one.
Ask a few people, I'm certain Syndra has one or two.
Newfags have yet to see whom I am.
fucking newfags amirite XDDDD
>>720224632
Eh, not worth the effort.
Hell, it's not worth the effort of drawing in the first place to be honest.
>>720224632
I don't have any
>>720223328
I posted my face before aswell.
Sure is in here.
I'm back from class. Who happens to still be alive? Are you daijoubu?
People not talking doesn't mean we're not here. Waifu is full of people who quietly lurk.
Claim
>>720226536
Isn't adding 'are you' redundant?
>>720226575
2 is cute.
>>720226575
Rolling for 2
>aha posting face is no big deal
>never posts face
>>720226717
I mean, trying to mix two languages that don't work together is redundant enough.
In English it wouldn't be, but in Japanese it would be.
Well, I'm heading to bed for the day. See you all tomorrow.
>>720226813
Probably because it's a waifu thread, not a "HAY LOOK AT ME LOVE ME" thread. :)
>>720226536
I'm not okay
post face faggots
>>720226883
Love me?
>>720226983
I don't even know you?
>>720226983
Are we dueting MCR?
If not, why are you not okay?
>>720227090
.1 doesn't even know .4
>>720227162
MCR?
I'm never okay
>>720227222
Checked
>>720226947
Ahh sorry, this was meant for you!
>>720227162
>>720227222
Why is no one okay? Also nice really close get there.
>>720227285
I'm okay.
>>720227222
>>720227222
I mean, strictly speaking i know who you are. Not the same as knowing you, you know?
That and i might be deliberately obtuse sometimes. Like now. I'm poking fun at .0? right now.
>>720227361
lul
>>720227285
Those were both me, so I didn't really notice. I still don't know what MCR is
>>720227361
Nice pic
>>720227429
Or do you. And yeah, I was just meming anyway, since it seems to be the big thing to do these days
.0 is discoutn Russian?
>>720227353
Good. It's nice to see one person is!
>>720227621
Ah, apologies. My Chemical Romance. They made a song called I'm Not Okay. It was a highschool joke...
>>720226599
I just like flying under the radar.
>>720227875
You just failed. Hi!
>>720227860
I've never listened to them, not my kind of music!
And don't worry, that's not worth apologizing for ^^
>>720226599
This
>>720225749
Someone does, I know.
カラミチーマス
>>720227912
Hi.
>>720227621
I mean i guess.
Assuming we're referring to the same person. Who even knows these days.
>Not me
>>720227875
I tend to aswell.
>>720228039
That's not how you name?
>>720228360
Discount Russian = Syndra
>>720228523
Syndra is The best Slav.
>>720228352
.
^)
.
>>720228360
How do I fix it?
>>720228599
10/10 made me giggle
>>720228523
Then yes.
>>720228690
Don't pretend it's an accident now.
>>720228771
Have you started season 2 yet? Or are you not interested
>>720228771
Then why can't I name at my own discretion :c
>>720228844
Of what? Rewrite?
>>720229254
You can. But you're doing it wrong.
>>720229554
Yeah. I haven't watched any of it yet, too many things to watch and not enough time
>>720229877
I didn't watch the first season :^) I'm an awful person.
>>720230010
Ready for invasion day?
>>720230038
Terrible, how do you live with yourself!
>>720230500
With surprising difficulty.
Gay
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>>720231911
First 3 seconds of episode 3 was enough cute for the week.
>>720230181
Wha?
>>720226717
>Isn't adding 'are you' redundant?
Not really. "Are you daijoubu desu ka" would be much more redundant
>>720229800
This is a dolphin's vagoo
>>720231911
What's she from
>>720234118
Urara Meirochou
>>720234118
>>720234383
>>720234916
I had that one but it was over 2MB ;~;
>Tfw your waifu is from an old series and never really hit it mainstream
>Never find fan-art of her.
>Anime and manga been over for a long while and been 10+ years since anything new (including posters, merc etc.).
>Too afraid to post her in threads becuse I've seen what other people do in drawings/writing to other peoples waifus.
Life is suffering. All I want is new material, even some art would do.
>>720235066
>>Too afraid to post her in threads becuse I've seen what other people do in drawings/writing to other peoples waifus.
You could start making some though
Hello
>>720235066
Who is she, I'm curious
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>>720223363
Someone post leaked faces
-claims ikarous- ^.^ <3
Ito is my waifu
/dedfu/
>>720238226
Well, the US public schools haven't been released yet.
Claimed
>>720238226
better than /trap/
I fucking hate oscilloscopes
>>720238878
What about Europe?
Wow this is dead
This is now a Weiss thread
>>720239781
Now like sheisse
>>720240275
Yes
>>720240308
No
>>720220976
What's up /b/ro's?
>>720240374
Yes
>>720221117
wheres waifu at ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyLxwpQWfMk
>>720240905
Before the unnecessary preposition.
>>720240905
Shut ate your asking my 5 hour old post?
>>720241145
It's going to be okay anon
>>720241214
>>720240905
I hate my phone.
Why are you*
>>720241214
heroes never die s ?S E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDbyxQII5zo
>>720241418
>s ? S E
South south-east?
>>720241582
Lmao xdddddd
>>720242078
dva is allready the best skin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UigesnHy5hI
for sure
>>720242012
xddd avatarfags amirite? xdddd
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Alice claimed
XD
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>>720222380
Actually that's my Nui
God morning
Reminder that if you truly have a waifu you're a lucky bastard and shouldn't look forward to loving anyone else.
Dorothy claimed
Hello everyone
>>720246021
Kill yourself!
>>720246932
Fuck off fatty
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<<
Is unbreakable
>>720249201
Diamond
Claim
Anus
>>720250191
The hardest metal
>>720250275
Thank god for the University of Phoenix finally laying this to rest
BLACK COCKS
Jesus the thread is ded
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>>720251556
still better than the shitshow it is when it's not dead
>>720251637
>nothing but lewds
>better
What did he mean by this
>>720251637
>implying
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>>720251637
did someone just say shitshow? count me in!
you feggits are all useless to society and your parents are ashamed of you
kill yourselves
My Waifu is super Kawaiii! #YuruYuri
>>720251637
You mean you don't like the cancer, lewd posting hugbox it has been?
>>720228176
Rolling to steal with dubs, fuck you.
>>720253287
i have no problem with lewds or hugboxing
it's the population that makes or breaks a thread so i don't think there is much to say about the past
Claim :o
>>720253287
hug me false kike
I would like to believe that it's so slow because everyone killed themselves already, but I'm afraid they are just busy doing faggoty stuff
>>720255560
>>720255617
these socks are disgusting af
kill yourself
>>720255560
I'm watching CS:GO Astralis vs SK
>Astralis
>mfw
>>720255702
is that one of those animus you faggits like to watch?
▒▒▒
>>720253232
You're waifu can be mistaken for a boy.
>>720255756
Is Counterstrike an anime? I was pretty sure it was a game ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>720255617
Nice feet
>>720255835
we will never know ¯\_(._.)_/¯
also kill yourself
Claim
>>720255947
Can't, people made me promise not to :/
Keep cheer, the end is drawing near.
>>720255560
me too:
>>720256140
do you wish that was you
>>720256036
fuck them, they can't do anything after you're dead ¯\_(°-°)_/¯
>>720256255
I don't have much to be proud of, keeping my word is one of them
>>720256239
do you too wish for that, or are you too committing faggotry?
if the latter is the case, kill yourself swiftly
>>720256342
there is no problem with being a fag anon :o
>>720256316
you may blame me if you want ¯\_(*<_*)_/¯
>>720256438
not if you cleanse your sinful body by killing yourself :o
>check your privilege
>enable
#CIS SCUM
Help me with this joke cause I am bored.
>>720256735
there is nothing sinful about being a fag :o
>>720256766
ur gay lol