If you could have any animal enlarged/shrunk down to be horse

A horse

>>720217095
Honey badger

>>720217095
Killer bee

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>>720217095
KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>720217095
>Winged ant
Also sheds wings after mating to become queens or ground-bound drones. Some kind of wasp would be better, like the tiny ones. They are like flying ants but sting.

Probably an alligator

>>720217608
Theyre not nearly as strong and tbh i feel like since we're suspending disbelief anyway that i should be allowed to use a temporary feature of an animal's life cycle as a permanent perk.

>>720217323
Youd get snipped

>>720217486
Youd get sprayed and then torn limb from limb

>>720217095
Praying mantice for battle
Eagle to joy ride

>>720217095
felines have evolved the same way humans have with their different types

>>720217544
Slow and cumbersome. Youd get sprayed and then sprayed some more and then out maneuvered and snipped

>>720217773
That's why I said tiny ones. The smaller the bug, the stronger they are when scaled up. I see your point though. I would go for the smallest breed of ground wasp. They are about the same as a flying ant but can sting. They are also masters of hovering around ground targets to get a good sting angle. If I could lock it into an age category like you said, I'd keep it near adolescence too.

>>720217095
Mantis Shrimp
Funnel Web Spider

>>720217599
Would actually probably be prettt boss. Would definitely keep Bat LeBlanc out of it's way. But Ant Garfunkel would have you

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a blobfish

>>720217709
Useless. You couldn't even hunt with it, you'd drown.

>>720217095
Scolopendra gigantea

>>720217095
That wouldnt work though. Ants are strong relative to their size BECAUSE they are so small. If you made them horse sides they would die due to having no internal skeletal system for support.

>>720217806
Good choices. Mantis cant fly but they're fast as hell. But still, no projectile weapon and no flight = sprayed and snipped for you sir. Your eagle would probably fuck my bat up tho

PYGMY JERBOA

IT COULD JUMP 60 FEET EASILY

>>720217854
What? >>720217895
Fiestiest when teens eh? Full of invertebrate angst and what not. They still can't shoot anything tho so id stick with ant.

>>720217911
You cant even take it out of water but would fuck up anything else in water tbf so i guess youre lord of the seas. And really? Youd chill with a giant spider?

>>720217867
Killer bee has got body armor all over, a normal sized caliber wouldnt be enough to stop it. A killer bee is not slow! It would be so heavy I could just ram people down by flying into them, and inject deadly venom into their vehicles and kill those on the inside.

>>720218182
>They still can't shoot anything tho so id stick with ant.
*gets on ground wasp* Fight me bitch! lol

>>720218010
Whats that

A scorpion, that shit would be badass

>>720218070
? They have their support systems on the outside. They're just goo on the inside. I dont understand why it wouldnt live.

>>720218153
Yh but do what when it gets there? Nibble you? Stroke you with its giant creepy feet?

Definitely a hairless cat, if only for the image of riding down the street on a giant fucking hairless cat, skin rolls and all.

>>720218248
I don't think theyre particularly fast or agile. A fly would run circles around it. But then again i think a fly is probably the best flyer out there.

>>720218259
Theyd be the same size tho! Ant would be stronger, faster, have a much wider snipper, be able to shoot acid, and sting (obviously not as bad tho) but yh totally still team ant all the way

>>720218451

I WOULD HAVE THE WEAPONS

>>720218693
Hornet flies better and acid only repels hornet. Oh, wait... I'm not immune to the acid. Let me rethink this.

>>720218343
Indeed. Would be nasty tho. Imagine having to feed and clean it. Ants are creepy but at least if you kept it clean and hairless you coul put some decals on it and paint it and just treat it like a nippy little japanese superbike. Functionally elegant. Scorpian is gonna be gross and hairy regardless.

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>>720217095
Harpy Eagle

>>720218864
You could totally fit a little sheltered cockpit onto it

>>720217486
This wins hands down, even without being the size of a horse

>>720218910
Yeah they are fucking cool. Would be turned into mincemeat by Ant-ony Bourdain tho.

>>720219004
Honey badger is badasss

>>720218945
Then... BATTLE ON! I'll keep coming back until you run out of acid, nibble your wings off, and win through air superiority. Get me with a pincher while I'm repelled by acid, you could win that way. Otherwise, edge goes to me. *puts up dukes*

>>720219195
I think we can safely say that winged insects are probably the way to go. Team up? What's your other animal? And your 3 weapons (heavy, personal, and close combat)

>>720217095
A vespid, most likely pepsis grossa.
I could tame it armor it (past it's natural amount) and ride it into battle.

I supplied a link for those who don't know what that is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsis_grossa

>>720218379
Exoskeletons work because their bodies have a very close volume-surface area ratio when they are small
Why do you think there are no big animals with exoskeletons in the first place

>>720218379
Surface area to volume ratio isnt linear as something increases in size.

>>720219364
Jesus christ. Those things are the stuff of nightmares. Flying insects ftw. Whats your other animal?

>>720219319
Team up? WE WILL DOMINATE! Other animal, fly fox. It's a great pet. Smart, flies, kind of like a bat with cat-level personality. Weapons: Heavy, Olin H&K automatic shotgun with AP slug ammo. Personal, illegally modified 9mm Baretta pistol that fires 3 rounds per trigger pull (used to own one until it backfired and got ruined). HTH, pride of my knife collection I got at auction for a steal, a 9" razor sharp titanium diving knife. Thing cuts through just about anything and never goes dull.

>>720219478
The first thing I mentions are vespids, it's just a vague categorization that wasps and hornets typically fall under,

>>720219368
Are you assuming that the thickness of the exoskeleton wouldn't grow along with the rest of it? Probably my mistake but i fail to see how a structure could exist on a small scale and not exist on a larger scale if all of the composite elements are at exactly the same ratios as they were before. And there were gigantic insects during the cretaceous period no?

>>720217095
Them!

>>720219623
Bring it on then bitch! I no longer care about your weapons selection since you're not on my team

>>720219870
Um... I did accept the team invite...

>>720219368
Give em the halo treatment and replace their "bones" with a titanium-aluminum alloy.
problem solved.

>>720217095
Tremors

>>720219418
>>720219368

Autism ruining the thread. We know the physics don't hold up, but neither does the microbiology.

A lobster. I'd chose a lobster

>>720219977
I almost forgot the other critical part of the halo treatment, steroids.

>>720220140
true, second that
Insects are tiny because their respiratory system is very dependent upon diffusion ("the slowest force in microbiology"): they have a hard time evolving to be larger.

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Carabus intricatus

>>720218108
>mantis can't fly
like you know anything about pokemon

>>720218343
Hell yeah, a scorpion that big could fuck up some humans. Maybe even put armor on it.

>>720219959
Oh.. Alrighty then.. >>720220148
Good weapons choice. Get me some.

>>720220148
Colin Ferell detected. Why tho? It can only snip and live really long?

>>720219769
the biggest they have ever been was about 1, maybe 1,5 meters. It's not the problem of ratios you got there, it's about the oxygen. they don't have any lungs, they have some direct tunnels going to every cell in the body. If those tunnels get too long, they'll stop working

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scutigera coleoptrata

>>720218108
You clearly don't know many mantis species. Some of them can fly, not quite as nimbly as a flying ant, but their hunting skills would make them a fierce mount.

>>720220938
that is adorable

>>720220938
wouldn't fucking touch that

>>720220938
shit would be fast

some very colorful butterfly. Then I would just flew to find some hot bitches turned on by cool butterflies. and a secong butterfly as a buddy, so she can ride it along

>>720217095
A pony! Because bigger vagoo = bigger pleasure

>>720220938
That would probably live in big wet caves

>>720220833
Only if they're the same width at the opening but with a greater length? If EVERY measurement stayed the same ratio to each other, just with large scales then the strictural integrity wouldnt be compromised?>>720220938

>>720221073
I dont know any personally i just assumed they couldn't because of how they look. Gross. But anyway, mantis' hunt by sitting jn the same spot for ages waiting for something to wander into their path. Theyd be shit in combat.

>>720217095
Bat

>>720221296
Structural integrity is only one of the problems, them being able to breathe is the other problem.
You'd have to build them armor, with some sort of respiration boosting system in order for them to even survive turning into the size of a horse.

>>720221296
nah, it wouldn't work. The problem is, to complete te equality of all the ratios, you'd need there to be more oxygen in the air around, otherwise at the end of those pipes won't be enough of it for the cells. So some milions years ago, when there was a fuckton more oxygen, the insects were able to grow, no chance now.
And before you ask - add more oxygen to the air around you, and you're dead. Either getting older faster or burning alive, depend how much more you add

>>720220938
Vomit inducing stuff there

>>720221232
Id eviscerate your butterfly l then fuck yo bitch

>>720221247
Gross

>>720221247
A termite! Because my filthy neighbors wouldn't be jumping the fence to fuck it's strongly acidic vagina.

>>720221480
Just give it some oxygen suppositories, problem solved.

>>720221414
Fighting does happen with different strategies anon.
If I had a mantis mount, I'd make an outfit I could wear to blend in with it and then find a spot to hide with the mantis natural camouflage. In this world of giant fighting mounts, winning by stealth could be superior.

>>720221587
So many questions with this one. Are your neighbours currently trying to bang your other giant animals? Also, how are they both your neighbours and also aspiring border hoppers?

>>720221683
you mean the stuff they give to astronauts? man, that's like super expensive!

a magikarp

Waterbear its a fucking indestructible shapeshifting hell spawn that will ravage the earth. I dig that

>>720221751
>I'll have to put on my Texas-oil trucker hat and tell you the tale of my people...

Oh I've got a good one I think.
My mount would be a horse sized Coconut Crab.
It might be slow, but anything with a sting or a spray would be useless against it and if they get close the crab will fuck their shit up with it's claws.

>>720221891
Manbearpig. Im super serial.

>>720222085
Definite juggernaut there. I think they look cool as hell too. Whats with the gross noise they make?

>>720222085
Oh wait i thought you meant horseshoe crab.

All you guys taking about insects, a jumping super would rape you.

>>720217095
wow really, nobody has said dog yet?

>>720221751
1. no, and they'd better not try to bang any animals I have or get.
2. bad neighborhood?
3. supposedly lots of people will hop the borders for a little pussy.

>>720222227
missed by 5 just think you could have said >>720222222 instead...

>>720222263
>a jumping super would rape you.
explain please.

>>720222187
>>720222227
A horseshoe crab would be cool too. But a coconut crab is more like a living ATV, they can climb trees and junk. A horse sized one would be able to crawl up steep places, be armed like a tank and be able to rip apart most other creatures with their strong claws.

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>>720220577
More or less.

Japanse hornet
> fuck all with my based ass hornet
Scorpion
> fast strikes with tail and pincers

>>720222408
I think he meant jumping *supper*
just think how dangerous such thing would be

>>720221073
Usually because they're larger than their prey. But if the animals or insects were the same size different story

>>720218264
A nigtmare made insect

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Wandering albatross.

My favourite bird.
We could go fishing together and fly for hours over the Pacific Ocean.

>>720222408
Spider

>>720222724
I think utilizing their method of hunting could be a success. If I used their camouflage to my advantage, I could take out enemy mounts before they even get a chance to react.

>>720222425
Holy shit a crab would be sick. Armour like concrete

>>720222677
Spider

>>720222724
Agreed. This guy is just horny for mantis'

>>720222996
Indeed and using a species of land crab gets around the problem of them being an aquatic animal.

>>720222913
Yh they're awesome. I used to love albatross planes too.

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This

>>720223169
Actually my mount of choice would be the coconut crab, I'm just saying that using a mantis could work.

>>720222950
R u Op. You seem like op. We need rules for Ur game. Like the animal is able to be controlled but nothing beyond their normal "capabilities" and that the advantages of upscaling should also bear some of the disadvantages. Eg flying would be a lot slower as it takes way more effort to fly as a large object and thus compromises speed. Unless my "upscaling physics" is wrong LOL

A velociraptor

Flea

>>720223200
Yeah and crabs have pretty good reaction times as well. Quick on their feet, but not fast enough vs flying or other animals

>>720223319
Autistic fag with no imagination detected.

I'd just enlarge a horse to 73 solar masses and win any fight.

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>>720217095
>Bald faced hornet
>like a muscly ass wasp with thicker mandibles
>sick tribal markings rather than yellow faggot stripes

a skunk

>>720222996
i hope you like going sideways

>>720223464
Id horse a sun to 14 enlargents and fight any sexy children

>>720223544
Kek

>>720223459
Your kidding right. If there were no rules how would you balance animals. Insects would win 10/10 of the time due to having super strength, speed, etc.

>>720223593
Exactly. So pick an insect for your battle animal.

>>720223319
I'm not op, so it is not my place to make rules.
>>720223435
I could maneuver my coconut crab into a corner and wait for the flying or other animals to get close.
Speed is not important if you choose the best tactical point to fight from with your mount.

>>720223593
And what about my kidding?

>>720223544
You obviously put the mount side ways

>>720223630
So much for having an imagination....Thought this was to discuss mad animal pairings and shitnot just insects. Tho pretty interesting thread

>>720223664
Some winged antscan spray formic acid. An ant++ sized would spray a considerable amount of formic acid to rape the crab

>>720217095
A human

what about that weird ass lizard that can run across water?

>>720223864
Lol

>>720223873
jesus' dead,unfortunately

>>720217095
Mantis Shrimp, OP. Everything that opposes me will die.

>>720223873
Would the increase size of the lizard make it unable to run across

OP here. The only rules are 1) that the laws of physics are suspended to allow your animals to reach and survive at horse height. 2) mammals/birds/fish are 1.3 times larger than insects to make it slightly fairer And 3) youre allowed to make yourself a saddle/cockpit but it has to attach somehow and not be too heavy for your animal.

>>720223833
The crab has a very thick carapace. If it shields it's eyes and face with it's claws, it would be able to survive the formic acid spray. The ant would have to get close in order hit precisely with the spray, giving my crab the chance to take the initial acid hit with little damage and pincer the ants body into mush.

>>720223925
ill just have to use a time machine to get one, then i can get it enlarged then we can go back to the time of the titenic and run across the sea to warn them of their impending demise

me and water lizard will be heroes
they would award us with money which we would bring forward to the present time and exchange for far more money.

then we could retire after a tough twelve minutes of work

>>720219623
So you're trying to peddle that you owned a burst fire Berretta? Horse shit. You'd need an entirely different mechanism. Maybe airsoft lol

>>720218379
Exoskeletons are heavy, that's why you do are anything bigger than coconut crabs on land

An iguana type of lizard. If you train that thing you can have a deathclaw from the Fallout series. Plus they are insectivores for all the fags being ants n shit.

>>720224142
Could just decrease gravity a little hahahahaha

>>720224142
>that's why you do are
laughing too hard
it hurts

>>720224220
make their exoskeletons out of bird bones m9

Imagine riding a giant mozzie
A jumping spider would be pretty op

>>720224171
>Thinking a lizard would stand a chance against a wasp the same size as it.

Chalcosoma Atlas master race

>>720224171
Good luck being an insectivore when theyre the same size as you

Gecko so I could stick to walls And a tarantula hawk because one sting now can paralyse a full grown man for 5 minutes

>>720224171
iguanas eat leaves fruit and flowers

>>720224292
When the wasp gets close, the lizard would knock that bitch out of the sky. Also, if the lizard could rear up like a dinosaur, the wasp aint getting a sting in.

>>720217095
a horse

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>>720217095
but a winged ant is a) a male ant only alive to provide reproduction (dies after) or b) a queen only there to provide eggs.

so you either wouldnt live long or be busy creating eggs while getting fed

>big old pincers
also: check out those mandibles (pic related)

>>720224171
yeah, only the deathclaw, in spite of what they said about it's origin, was actually moving like a strange monkey, covered in fur like a monkey, intellingent just as monkeys are, and with horns. There was like no similarity to an iguana

>>720224479
it not you*

>>720224392
Wasps don't only sting you know, they have venomous mandibles too and can cut shit up.

>>720224099
>Having a time machine and not just going back to a 19th century high class brothel with £20

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these fuckers are scary enough at regular size

>>720224539
If you cant get a sting in, good luck getting a bite in with the mandibles. Keep in mind iguanas have scales and a long ass tail.

>>720219769
The weight increases faster. A cube that is two times bigger is four times heavier

>>720224497
in the fallout lore, they are descended from chameleons, not iguanas

>>720224571
Second

>>720224497
You could still probably teach it to rear up and swing with its arms at the very least.

>>720224608
and, as any kid knows, chameleons are a type of monkeys

>>720220473
my man
>>720224479
check this picture. its the largest sand ground beetle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC67vzBT_NY

i like my mounts slinky and arboreal

>>720224608
Lmao. I know they are irradiated chameleons. But i personally think that a horse sized iguana would be more capable than a horse sized chameleon.

Jumping spider
They develop different strategies for hunting different prey

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ultimate power animal. sacrifice all real workability for sheer power.

>Mantis shrimps are mere inches long but can throw the fastest punch of any animal. They strike with the force of a rifle bullet and can shatter aquarium glass and crab shells alike.

SHATTER CRAB SHELLS. sorry coconut crab guy you're dead. my shrimp is much tinier so powers up much more too.

shrimp gets injured? self healing armour. looks sweet. can scurry about real fast. shrimp is the best.

have second animal as killer wasp to protect us while we prepare the hammer.

>>720224599
No. A cube that is two times bigger is two times "bigger". If a cube is proportionally twice as large (size = mass) then it would just be twice as heavy and the measurements wouldn't nt be proportionaly double. Learn to clarify the terms of your proposals before positing them.

>>720224563
19th century is overrated 3280 is where it's at.

Legal brothels so common you'd think it was vegas, the girls are all clean, and you can even cum inside because not only have we perfected birth control but we have nearly instant cures for every std.

Be happy, the future is bright... eventually.

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>>720224833
>Can't live outside of the water

>>720224779
dat tongue though. imagine the look on your enemies faces as they get sticky tongue slaps from 40 feet away

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End of discussion

>>720224769
That thing is awesome. I did consider a weasel but if it doesnt fly/shoot/sting then youre out of the game really.

>>720223593
Shrews are hella fast and could tank your insect stings and then eat it

>>720217095
and the ugly people losers smell like shit and i have to protect myself against the ugly people losers that try to hurt me the ugly way

>>720224833
Self healing armour doesn't grow back same time

>>720224937
Innit. All these shrimp faggots need to appreciate that they would only have ocean superiority and even then, what would you do against a ray with poisonous barbs?

>>720225122

hammer it at 50 times the speed of the human eye.

>>720225208
What will you do when a pistol shrimp kills your boxer shrimp?

>>720224910
Yh but there's something about illeterate poverty stricken mindless cockney whores who are just happy they're not be sodomised with the business end of a blunderbuss that really does it for me.

>>720217095
whatever donald trumps hair was in its previous life

>>720225231
have an epic fucking barbecue with the corpse

>>720224946
Does it fly tho? Remember its only big compared to other beetles and those horns arent mobile or poisonous theyre just for jousting

A flea. Can jump like 50 stories lol

>>720225011
What? How did you know OP is beautiful? Which he is

>>720225281
Mmmmm. Now im hungry for giant shrimp

>>720225122
for fuck's sake, we are already ignoring the fact, that horse-sized insect cannot live, because it would SUFFOCATE. What difference does it make to you, that an aquatic creature would suffocate because of a lack of water instead of air?

>>720219769
Oxygen content was much higher, insects just have spricales not lungs. they breath via diffusion basically.

An amoeba

>>720225585

and the shrimp could leave the ocean whenever it rained anyway

>>720217323
Keks all around

>>720225585
Because the insect is already on land. You wouldn't expect someone with a jellyfish to rule the land.
What are the rules in this place anyway?

>>720225964
i ABSOLUTELY expect jellyfishes to rule. More than some stupid ants anyway. claiming aquatic creatures are out of contest is having double standards

a bedbug. imagine suckiin in dry a human being and seeing its juices on it's dirty transparent hide.

or a flea. everything a bedbug is plus I could jump to the moon

>>720226086
Well physics are suspended so sharks can fly now

>>720226172

the battles not in space jellyfish have no legs so would just flop on land. shrimp can still walk

>>720226172
well, the shrimps have legs, you know... But then again I like your idae with sharks here

>>720226244
You know, I thought similar things, but fuck, I just imagined this battle taking place in space and am all for it.
FUCK IT GUYS, LET'S BATTLE IN THE SPACE

>>720217095
I'd get a bobbit worm and somehow make it survive on land

>>720226244
Nihilego the fucking jellyfish. They get to float around.

Also, I'm going with the Tarantula Hawk

>>720226244
Nope, the same laws that allow giant ants to he able to move their heads also allow jellyfish to float in air

>>720217095
Horse size Barn Owl OP as fuck.

Humming bird
His glorious wing now beat 6000 times a second, I create tornadoes everywhere we fly
His beak is the beak the pierces the heavens

>>720226780

for manuevability yeah thats awesome, but a hummingbird cant peck shit. their beaks are just long tongue protectors. you'd be caressing us to death.

>>720226780
Good luck finding enough nectar to feed his energy expenditures.

>>720217095
Debating between spider and some sort of bird.

I like spider because I can fuck shit up, but bird means I can go anywhere.

I'm also considering a horse sized woman that I would keep saddled and would ride her to the feminazi convention.

Wat do /b? Discuss?

>>720226980
He's allowed to live in this world

Centipede, then giant ones, but horse sized
Or a komodo dragon

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>>720227502
>a horse sized woman that I would keep saddled and would ride her to the feminazi convention

Brilliant.

>>720217095
Tarantula hawk to ride around on, armadillo to have as pet
Armadillos are dank

Tarantula hawk... enough said.

>>720228466
Good taste anon
I also wouldn't mind a giant jumping spider, shit would be cash

>>720228631
Which one would you choose?
Personally I'm partial to Zebra spiders.

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This fast faggot

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>>720228807
Just the little gray wall jumpers, they're badass and adorable at the same time

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>>720229194
That guy is cool looking.
I'm still fonder of zebra spiders though.

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Praymantis so I could fly and hook cunts with its scissor arms, would be scary tho

A horse-sized insect would not be able to get enough oxygen to function. A reptile might be okay for very short bursts of energy, but it will get tired real quick and you'll only be conquering the tropics.

I also choose a horse. They are already bred better than anything else for the exact purpose of riding around and battling for supremacy. Good luck getting your horse-sized ant off the ground when its boneless limbs instantly snap under its own weight, its tracheae clog, and its hemolymph stagnates uselessly in an oxygen void.

>>720217095
A flea for obvious reasons.

>>720229842
We've already established that making animals horse sized would include ways for them to survive and thrive at that size.
It's more of a "what if" than a "what is" thread.

Rattlesnake fast enough to strike you bitches before you get close enough

>>720217095
Chameleon. They have anti air capabilities, can slightly blend into environment, and can look two ways at once for maximum surveillance. Check and mate. Oh, and a centipede to ride around on. Fuckers move fast as hell and you never said they wouldn't protect themselves given the chance, so if anybody got spooked and tried to fuck it up then I wouldn't need to worry since one bite and either you're ripped in half or you're dead from the venom.

>>720229842
A horse sized tiger could easily take down your horse sized horse that was bred for the exact purpose of riding and battling.

>>720230588
Do you have the power?

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Cockroach Bc they get bitches

>>720218010
Dude, totally

Giant toad. It could jump miles and would just eat your shit tier flying mounts.

>>720217323
/Thread

>>720217095
cube squared law would mean the ant would collapse in on its own weight....

>>720230949
dude we're pretending that the creatures bodies can live in spite of the change. Of course if their body changes to live in a different state then it's safe to assume their scaled power would be lessened but still.

Also a soap gun would wreck all these flying insects

Coral

>>720231420

kek

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>>720217095
I'd enlarge Op's penis, it would still probably be to small to ride, but at least we would see it while hard.
Powers:
>Borderline invisible when not in use
>No enemy would see it 'cumming' before it was too late

An octopus and a hornet

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the emerald wasp, imagine them escaping and zombifying humans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ySwuQhruBo

>>720224497
They were created using mainly gecko genetics silly ass nigg

>>720217095
Your mom

>>720217095

a robber fly

or if we're breaking rules to allow water creatures, then a mantis or pistol shrimp wrecks everything

>>720232689
pistol shrimps wouldn't be nearly as effective on land since air can compress so the waves it creates would be far slower

>>720223200
crabs are soulless scavengers, there is no way in fucking hell you could befriend or even tame a giant crab of any description.

their soulless-ness is what makes them such great survivors

>>720232865

sure, but i meant cheating in that physics are completely thrown out and all abilities scale and transfer

Great thread OP, too bad this board is nothing but autists.

Let's set up some rules for you retards:
1. All mounts have the same abilities as non-enlarged animals. That means exclusively water animals cant go on land. Fuck you jellyfish
2. Abilities are auto balanced for fun, e. g. mantis shrimp can fuck up fragile hummingbirds, but not tanky coconut crabs.
3. Mounts dont need food, dont grow old and dont get sick.
4. All mounts are completely tamed, but more intelligent animals are capable of following more complicated commands.

Id probably choose a hawk or something. Flying, high speed, sharp talons, das da sheit mane

>>720223435
what do you do when youre under attack, your coconut crab mount just crawls up into that perfect ball of armour the way they like to, and your fleshy human body is left to be torn apart by giant insect limbs.

Im the anti-crab guy in the post above too ^^ you people dont understand crabs, they are fucking heartless sons of bitches. A crab has no love and no morals, dont be fooled.

>>720223925
fucking kekkd

>>720224286
strayan detected.

wuzz goin on cuz?

>>720233414
Abilities would scale. I'm not saying it wouldn't do shit, I'm saying it wouldn't be as good. If we're forgetting everything without setting ground rules then I can say pick an elephant but it can fly, shoot lazers and has a boipussy because fuck physics lolxd

>>720230588
Cat bones are pretty weak. I do give you credit though that's the best idea I've seen in this thread. I would also give a horse-sized primate of some kind, human or otherwise, a spin. Opposable thumbs and a superior intelligence may allow them to bash or headlock a rival steed.

All of you faggots crying about how you are pretending and don't care about the laws of physics can go fuck yourselves. You are asking for shit with superpowers and it's not creative or fun. Speed would increase proportionate to size regardless of wind resistance?
>hurrdurrr my steed can disobey physics such as the cube squared law
Okay, house fly, max 15mph, 300ug, multiplied to the largest of horses (1500kg), means it would move 75,000,000,000 miles per hour. That is faster than the speed of light in Earth's atmosphere of 670,320,000. Good job, while riding your fly mount you turn into pure energy and make an explosion large enough to cause nuclear winter. You win the game.

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Ants are blind. So all of you will most likely be the one getting snipped by my tardigrade (which is invincible)

>>720234423
One hundred times the speed of light.
/thread

>>720234425
most ants are blind.

>>720234423
Damn i didnt realize flies could be this bad ass. I change mine to housefly with armor.

>>720217095
>Riding Animal:
Tortoise (fuck you, I've got time)
>Chilling Animal:
Is it still horse-sized?
Komodo Dragon
Teach that fucker to bite people and burrow under my home.

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>>720235216
>Tortoise (fuck you, I've got time)
The biggest of the Galapagos tortoises are near horse sized, 4.5' and 420kg

>>720225595
giant spider could work. no spiracles, only highly efficient book lung (high s/a)

>>720222492
Fucking hated these in God Eater

>>720226408
this tbh

>>720235679
Nah they're at their limit now.

>>720217095
A cock

>>720217095
giant isopod

slow but a fucking tank

eats ANYTHING

overall looks cool

For riding - A black panther.

For chilling - A ferret.

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>>720217095
rabbit and hare

>>720217095
Pelican spider (assuming it could be trained and controlled)

Watch me come at you while riding a fucking nightmare

A scorpion

I always wanted to fuck a scorpion

flea, and blue crab

>>720235489
I don't think you know how big a horse is

>>720234423
Nah, humans are pretty weak, I've been around miniature horses, and I don't think I could take one on if it got angry and I'm a big guy.

You're not realising that tiger sized tigers are already capable of taking down horse sized horses

good shit anon didnt catch that, yeah they're bigger then a tall miget at 4.5ft

>>720237423
kek

>>720234425
Some ants can see and have demonstrated the ability to recognise themselves in a mirror

>>720237423
Maybe his horses are the size of giant tortoises

>>720237686
Horses are easy to down, all you have to do is throw your body at its legs.yea you might get hurt but it's down for the count like a marshmallow on broken toothpicks

>>720218579

dragonfly is better flyer

>>720237876
Really? I always thought theory of mind and self recognition are the pinnacle of animal intelligence that only very few animals with very developed brains possess.

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>>720225208
>50 TIMES THE SPEED OF THE HUMAN EYE