youre on death row. What would you have for your last meal? >smoked

Bleach

>>720203286
A garlic bread

Nothing, i dont wanna shit myself when i die.

>>720203553
a little burnt?

Pussy

>>720203286
a living puppy and a nine year old's hymen

>>720203678
good lord man.

>>720203286
The flesh of the person I killed

A fat KFC bucket, some ribs and some choccy milk

I would eat a salad, healthy people live longer.

Ice soup

Neverending soup and breadsticks from Olive Garden

>looks like I just beat the system

>>720203944
fuck yeah man...not bad.

Im so damn hungry. I shouldve never started this thread...

>>720203997
uh...

A log of Andy sixx's last meal

5lbs of protein powder and 3 gallons of whole milk.

>>720204162
EMO ALERT WEE WOO WEE WOO

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>>720204235
Kek. That god damn shitposting is getting to me.

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>>720203286

An entire wheel of bleu cheese. A chocolate smoothie with a box of laxatives mixed in. 10 baluts (pic related), and a cup of pistachios to open one by one and eat slowly while I start to digest. Finish off with a tall glass of ipecac.

>>720203286
A cyanide capsule. Lethal injection is less than lethal now. They changed the drugs. It's all fucked now

>>720204374
You monster

Dick

>>720203286
Soggy white bread.

entree:

- Scallops wrapped in bacon
- Deep friend halloumi sticks with breadcrumb batter


-perfectly cooked (medium rare but on the rare side) eye filet with a mushroom and pepper sauce.

-green salad with the correct dressing

-chunky chips cooked golden and fluffy on the inside

Desert

one of those super rich passionfruit cheesecakes with french vanilla ice cream

all with an endless flow of beer and wine of my choosing.

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>gasoline
>soap
>lemon juice
>active detergent
>sand with metal powder in it

>>720204895
> Pleb

>>720204939
yea i forgot that one, thanks

>>720203286

Are last meals even really a thing or just urban myth? I can't imagine them even letting you choose what to eat, if they even let you eat. They'll just be like, "fuck you, you're a killer you don't get shit" if anything they'll dangle a piece of whatever prison food they have that day in front of you then laugh and eat it themselves

>>720205021
they are a thing

>>720204895
does that make anything when it's mixed together? inb4 nerve gas

>>720205104

So they spend tax payer money to go shopping outside of the prison for whatever you want and have a chef cook for you? What. The. Fuck.

>>720203286
A big bowl if Pho, buffalo wings, al pastor tacos, snow crab, arbys curly fries, cream cheese wontons, a really good burger, and... a chipotle burrito. And nachos. And a ny strip steak. And a 1.75 of jameson.

>>720203286
A pipe bomb.

>>720203286
Coffee, a chocolate chip scone and a cigarette

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>>720203286
ADELIA ROSE

>>720203286
wtf is slaw

>>720205223
a lot of money goes into executing someone. more money than would be spent if that person was just in prison for life.

>>720205402
SRSLY?
Cole slaw

>>720205114
napalm with a twist.
active detergent and sand go incandescent in addition to the general gooey burning stuff.

At least according to what my soldier friend told me. Like anon said, i'm a pleb though so i don't know fo sho, worth a try anyways.

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>>720205411

>>720205411
What if we just shot them and then fucked the convulsing body until rigor mortis set in?

>>720205635
Nope.
Not the guy who said this, but he was right.
The amount of legal shit behind it goes in hundreds of thousands if not millions.

>>720205635
Actually he's right. Death sentence appeals are a real bitch in terms of money, not to mention the higher cost of death row versus general population.

>>720205402
Its like slav but less vodka

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>>720205226
Are you me? All incredible choices. Mah nigga. Here is a spaghetti-o pie thing just for you.

>>720205831
top lel dude

>>720205402
Mainly, thinly sliced cabbage in a mayonnaise and vinegar sauce, very lightly sugared. Add for personal flavoring: julienne carrots, celery seed, sweet onion, maybe pepperoncini or jalapeno bits...

>>720205777
Btfo fucking libtard.

>>720203627
I hope I shit myself big time if I ever get executed. Call me petty but giving those faggots a poopy mess to clean up would make me feel a little better about it all.

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>>720205411
Trump will fix this.

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>>720205860
You sir.

>>720204374
I ate one of these once. It must have been a less developed one because it didn't look QUITE that gruesome, but it was actually rather tasty.

>>720203286
two #9's

a massaman curry with duck + mussels, some onion rings, wildcaught alaskan smoked salmon and cookie dough ice cream

>>720206140
From where?

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Fried labias
A pair of freshly baked boobs
Served with a ceasars salad and a few garlic bread

>>720206191
Cluckin Bell, where else you fake ass balla wannabe

>>720205226
Agreed

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Some tendies

>>720205956
How am I a libtard?
This is factual information you inbred cretin.

>>720206175
I forgot to add garlic naan. And some heavy, hoppy beers

>>720206357
Brother...

4 courses

For an appetizer, I would like a long-grain Acquerello Risotto made with truffle oil and Chateau d’Yquem's Sauvignon Blanc. I'd have them finish it with freshly churned butter, sea salt, and cracked madagascar black pepper.

On second thought. I'm gonna go make myself something to eat.

>>720203997
underrated

>>720205226
Literally just seeing "cream cheese wontons" gave me the biggest boner I've ever had.

>>720203286
I would have oats... If brother would give me any.

>>720205226
No veggies? That would make you fat as fuck.

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>>720203286
The blood of those who falsely imprisoned me.

>>720206357
But you have no big boy points

>>720206497
I'm sorry friend, but sea salt should be standard.

>>720206901
I have some saved up. No worries.

>>720205635
>>720205777
>>720205956
>>720206470
As a liberal and supporter of the death penalty, it costs way too much because there are so many fucking appeals and roadblocks in the way. The entire system needs to be streamlined for it to be cost-effective and for it to actually be a deterrent to crime.

>>720207013
They let you keep those on death row?
Fuk, you should bribe a guard

>>720204891
>chef/foodiefag detected

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MY terms.

>>720205716
>"trying really hard to be edgy" the post

>>720206771
You're about to fucking die! Wtf are you looking out for your health for ya dingus?!

>>720203286
Smoked Baby

>>720203286
Big ass plate of sushi.

>>720207402
That was the joke.

A fat black fuckin' cock.

>>720203286
>my mother's cooking

1 lb. Japanese A5. Medium rare. 1/2 lb. O-toro.
Bottle of aged Cabernet Sauvignon, decanted.
Finish it of with scotch and tea.

>>720205402
coleslaw

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5-Spices Pork Belly in a steamed bun like my Chinese girlfriend makes.

>>720208748
Looks and sounds delicious.

i would request that an entire Chinese buffet be prepared, or at least catered from a local joint

>>720204075
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amKM-Nc0CmE

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>>720209100
It is. juicy succulent pork marinated in 5-spices

Everlasting gobstopper, would never be

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>>720209334
Then slam that bitch full of herbs

>>720209334
okay but enough with the cockteasing anon, what are the 5 spices?

a bowl of the top prison daddy's hot warm semen and egg rolls

>>720203286
children

>>720203286
The boiled head of the judge who convicted me.

I'd ask to eat the judge who sentenced me to death. If I don't get it they will need to stop the execution.

>>720208748
gook slamming race traitor

This burger from The Vortex in Atlanta. Its called a double bypass or something. Bacon cheeseburger with 2 grilled cheese as the buns.

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>>720209992
Forgot pic.

>>720206271
>no seasoned hymens
Plab

A lifetime supply of cheese

>yfw they have to let you finish

checkm8 fagts

>>720203286
A shit load of pizzas and large ass cakes then itd just delay my death

>>720206686
I don't get this

>>720210790
I lol'd. Very original. +1,000,000 internets.

>>720210040
>mfw I'm in Atlanta and haven't heard of this
Brb

>>720206686
Go back to classical art memes

>>720210974
The Vortex is awesome. You smoke weed? I'd recommend doing that first. That place is probably owned by stoners. Bunch of cool stuff to stare at. Especially the entrance.

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>>720210974
>>720211240
Here's the front door.

>>720206771
Pho is loaded with veg if you serve it right anyway

>>720210040
>american """food"""

>>720205812
Funny thing is the length of the process means that for inner city dark skinned gentlemen it actually raises their average life expectancy compared to living in "da hood".
Not sure where this "da hood" is located though. Couldn't find it on Google Maps.

a live hand grenade

>>720203286
my girls ass after a fat dump

a can of sardines in oil, dill pickles, saltine crackers, a large glass of kvass, and three shots of vodka.

i want to listen to Gop Stop, Bolshoy Karetniy, Odessa Jailbreak, and La Valse d'Amelie in that order, and when La Valse d'Amelie ends, i want to be shot in the back of the head instead of whatever other execution they had planned.

cum

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this

>>720211601
Quit stereotyping. They serve other things. It's mainly a burger joint though. I've only had it once. I NEVER eat stuff like that. I'm a big human being and I eat potatoes and fish/chicken everyday.

Doner
Mercimek
Cola
Ill vomit, when i eat that

>>720212310
>I'm a big human being
>human being

I never implied you were anything else, why are you so quick to tell everyone that you're a human?

seems suspicious to me, sounds like something an ayyy lmao would do

>>720204891
This is retarded, scallops have a very delicate taste and you wanna wrap m in bacon?

Seriously sauce on your meat? Are you 8 years old?

>>720204891
you sound like you would be a m'lady
>tips trilby

>>720204891
> scallops should not be wrapped in bacon.
> no scause on good steak, only clarified butter.

Did your father teach you nothing?

A bottle of single malt scotch.

>>720203286
A cheap frozen pizza, half of an orange, a baked potato (plain), and a bottle of water.

>>720203286
polar bear steaak

3 litres of sand

>>720211922
What is that? Stomachs?

>>720205226
Thos nigga gets it

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>>720213705

>>720203286
Wagyu fucken steak and a bottle of infused wine

>>720203286
>450g T-bone steak. Medium. Salted lightly
>3-4 roast potatoes, seasoned with parsely and ground garlic.
>1 buttered corn on the cob. Cooked until it just about starting to brown/ crisp.
>1 bread role, baked fresh, heated but not toasted, buttered.
>all topped with a deliciously creamy pepper sauce.
>complimented with a tall glass of 18yo 'Chivas Regal' scotch whiskey, on the rocks.
Not only would it be a perfect last meal, but the tall scotch, would thin my blood nicely. Once i was finished my meal, id use the T bone and stab myself with it, in the throat.
Id rob those smug bastards of the pleasure of executing me, whilst simultaneously creating a huge fuckin mess for them to deal with.

>>720212781
You caught me.

A corn dog, mustard (yellow), heroin, and a needle.

If KFC wants to donate, I'd accept. They need help.

>>720203286
a big fucken pizzar

>>720203286
large Cajun fries from Five Guys, and a large souffle with peach creme angalaise.

>>720213540
Totinos are easily the best frozen pizza you can buy. The crust on those things are heavenly. And they're only $1.25

I'm going to the store right now.

>>720213753
Food maybe.jpeg?

Mc rib
Mac n cheese
Corn bread
Belgian waffle
Arbys cheddar melt
Iron brew root beer
And a glass of banana flavored milk from the chateau milk farm in MO with a slice of banana bread And banana cream pie for dessert

>>720213889
>buttered bread

thats not good for you man, its just empty carbs and high cholesterol.

>>720214285
exactly, its food. maybe.

1st choice - I would eat the executioner

2nd choice - the antidote to the injection they plan on giving me

>>720203286
A pile of a preteen girl's shit with a big glass of her piss.

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get on my level gringos

Cheeseburger, fries, and a shake. Go out American style.

>>720203627
You're a fucking retard. You're going to empty your bowels anyway, it's an inevitable biological process. Besides, are you going to be conscious and aware of who might be offended by your smelly poo? Dumb ass fucking useless faggot.

>>720214685
>Go out American style.
you mean from diabetes and heart disease?
good choice then m8

>>720214780
even if you just ate it? doesnt it take a while for food to go through your body?

>>720214210
I usually go for jack's.
(sometimes when they are reasonably cheap tombstone or red baron. I'm not picky.)

I just don't see the appeal in trying to make it something extravagant.

>>720203286
geez i wonder what color you are lol

>>720203286
You deserve death row purely for saying "slaw".

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well Im really into fitness and maintaining my body/getting sick gains so I usually only eat healthy, but if im about to die anyway:

Dominoes:
cheese pizza
pepperoni pizza
meatlovers pizza
those spicy chicken things they have as a side

Burger king:
BBQ bacon double cheeseburger x3

McDicks:
fries x5
a bubblegum mcflurry
1 of each of the frozen drinks they have

subway:
as many of the M&M cookies as they had in store at the time

also shitloads of my favourite energy drink
(pic related)
I used to un-ironically drink 6 bottles of this a day, if you've never had this then you're a literal cuck and if its not available in your country then you dont know what you're missing.

It would probably take me a while to finish all of this but I would 100% be able to do it in 1 sitting.

>>720214539
that looks like shit.

I wouldnt even eat that now, let alone for my last meal when I have the choice of literally anything in the world.

I wouldnt expect any better from a fucking spic though, truly one race's trash is another's treasure

>>720215052
I wanna be fit.

But I'll never muster the willpower.

:'^(

>>720214539
I wouldn't eat that if you paid me to do so.

>>720203286
>slaw

kill yourself faggot

>>720214539
tengo una puta hambre

>>720215169
go on the fate hate threads on fit.

they are a fucking amazing motivator and essentially a cringe/feminist hate/YLYL thread all rolled in to one but without the cancer

>>720214539
what the fuck is that on the top left?

it looks like dogroll

>>720215338
that looks like refried beans being used as a side.

A single peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a glass of water

>tfw im deathly allergic to peanuts

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the princess's peach

unowatimsaying.gaypeg


(performing oral on her genitalia which will then lead to seckshal intercourse)

>>720203286
Ol' candy from my childhood


I think ouch bubblegum goes for like 60$ a can now a days

>>720203286
Can I ask for booze? Because if I can I want as much whisky as possible.

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Have posted before, will post again

TO BEGIN
>A dry martini
>French bread with garlic olive oil
>A salad of baby spinach, sliced button mushrooms, red onion, and crumbled bacon with a light champagne dressing
>Small plate of olives and pickled asparagus

THEN
>A decent single malt and a glass of ice water
>A bowl of chicken and corn chowder
>A rare 12oz filet, side of sauteed mushrooms, mashed red potatos from scratch with butter, fresh green beans with slivered almonds cooked in vegetable oil

LAST
>chocolate mousse and cheesecake
>another scotch for the road
>a cigarette

Throw the switch warden, I'm ready

>>720203286
A bowl of peanuts. Im higly alergic to them so i would die before they even noticed

Just want some of my mom's mashed potatos and green beans (she cooks the green beans in bacon grease, fucking amazing) with a 24 oz. new york, medium rare. On top of that (for dessert), a cup of coffee and a slice of apple pie with vanilla ice cream.

>>720204582
^i'll have what he's having

Grilled dab with boiled potatoes, both brushed with olive oil, garlic, and parsley.
Washed down with Domaine Leflaive Puligny-Montrachet Les Folatières.

Whatever drugs or alcohol I could get my hands on.

Hashbrownies with tons of hash in them, with acid mixed into it

would make a hell of an exit that way

>>720205402
Kys nig

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>>720203286
this

Tendies.

>>720215427
who the fuck is allergic to peanuts? thats the pussiest shit ever.

If you're so fucking weak that eating a non poisonous food such as a peanut will kill you then you deserve to die. Anyone with any allergies is just a fucking genetic failure. You know what happens to animals out in nature that are allergic to peanuts? they fucking die and their species is now stronger because of it. Back in school I used to always see little faggots like you that had to have special seperate lunches made because they would fucking die if they ate a nut or gluten or some other stupid shit and I wanted to bash their heads in to the fucking table.

I hate everyone with any allergies, fuck you, you are the weakness of mankind, you're just dragging us down. I'm sick of society giving you fuckheads a pass, weakness should not be acceptable you need to man the fuck up.

Your ancestors are looking at you from the afterlife and they are fucking ashamed. Ashamed that thousands of years of them getting laid and preserving their bloodline resulted in the fucking pathetic piece of shit that is you. They survived every war, plague, famine and other hardship that ever happened since the dawn of humanity and you cant even survive a fucking peanut. Entire Dynasties, Empires, kingdoms and countries have been born, flourished and then died out during the time which your family line has been successful and that proud and ancient history culminates in you, someone who will die from a fucking peanut.

kill yourself you stupid faggot, dont ever pass on your shitty genetics.

>>720215737
serious question, are you gay?

>>720215816
>she cooks the green beans in bacon grease

god I fucking cringed reading that.
Thats like deep frying broccoli, it defeats the whole purpose of even having vegetables in the first place.

>>720206021
Sure, add it to the list.

>>720203944
>choccy milk
My man

>>720216170
Well said.

>>720203286
Just choccy milk and some oats for my brother

1/2 a breadcrumb

>"but anon, if they cut a breadcrumb in half wouldnt it just be 2 breadcrumbs?"

yes.
yes it would.

>"then anon, no matter how small they make it, it would still just be 1 crumb"

I know.

-Mashed potatos
-Spicy thick ribs, a little bit burnt
-7Up
-Chicken Skin
-Mixed Veges
-Bacon
-Ham
-Burger with beef, onion, tomato sauce, cheese, lettuce, mayo, tomato.
-Shot glass of Mount Gay Rum.

>>720216170
lul

a big mac but instead of buns use mayonnaise.

>>720203286
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>720216247
Yeah, probably. Bi, I suppose. But I didn't ask for a last meal of man butter and a dick in my ass, how'd you guess?

>>720216716
Cigarette gave it away

>>720207051
No. One. Cares. That. You. Are. A. Liberal.

>>720215141
>truly one race's trash is another's treasure
after all that shit you said you go and say something completely dumb like this.
you used this phrase wrong dude.

>>720207402
Its liked your new here

>>720216673
>>999674545

>>720215420
yes
>>720215338
its refried beans.
but id probably ask for charro beans instead.

>>720203286
  ▲
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>>720216716
it was.........fairly obvious

>>720214539
i would just eat a plate of grilled onions by themselves. but only if theyre kinda burned and have black crispyness on them.

>>720216884
how was it used wrong?

white peoples trash (that meal which most of us wouldnt even touch) was a spics treasure (what he would choose above all else to eat as a last meal)

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>>720216749
lol. and here I thought it was the olives and asparagus
>>720216969
Serious question for you, howso? Decent food and drinks are the hallmark of a faggotron?

I rethought it, gimme A 12-pack of PBR, a box of zebra cakes, and two big mac meals

Am I straight now?

A bucket of kfc
Fresh strawberries

2 kg of melted blue cheese
1 litre of sardines that have gone through a blender so much they are now completely liquid
1 litre of that juice that comes in cans of tuna
1 raw onion that has somehow been turned in to a liquid
1 whatever the spiciest peeper on the planet is


all in 1 big liquid which I could drink up.

If im gonna die Im not gonna make it easy on those who are still left

>>720217074
you said one races trash is another races treasure.

first of all, that phrase implies that mexican trash is another races treasure. when in fact you mean one races treasure is another races trash.

secondly. mexican isnt even a race.

>>720203286
some Chili con carne prepared with some ground moose meat, with 4 pint of ice cold hard cider no less than 10%,
1/4 of a pound of high quality raw salmon meat.

Chile rellanos, assorted sushi, chicken parmigian, pastor tacos, some fried goat cheese, a properly seasoned sockeye fillet, a Big Mac, a fancy burger, some fried chicken, a Cuban sandwich, a Cuban steak sandwich, a lechon/steak jibarrito, some fuckin boneless hot wings, a chicken po'boy, steamed mussels, Jamaican jerk chicken, maybe a banh mi, fried ice cream, a whole tres leches cake, some chocolate mousse, key lime pie gelato, profiteroles, Rice Krispie treats, an Oreo ice cream bar, some milk and Oreos, and some negro modelos to drink.

>>720216819
Seems to be a point being brought up so somebody cares, fucking nigger.

>>720217161
Depends....does it come with öats brother?

>>720217402
And some churros

>>720203286
Bangers and Mash with carmelized onions. A welsh rabbit. Tall glass of Guinness. Cottage Pie. Potatoes augratin. A whole 6 oz platter of smoked salmon and crackers with a jar of capers. Fresh moleberries and a bowl of sugar to dip. The blood of my enemies. Dick.

>>720217213
Nice.

>>720203997
Underrated indeed

>>720205955
Who the fuck puts peppers of any kind in slaw? Kill yourself.

>>720217519
Churros are life

>>720203286
Why does every elderly person have plates like that?

Anyways, call me a faggot but my last meal would be just a shit ton of Mac n Cheese.
I don't mean like, "hue 2 bowls" I'd be like "Make me 9 boxes" so some poor fucker has to go out of their way to make a literal vat of mac and cheese and for at least 90% of it going to waste.

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>>720217793
I like you, let's be friends

>>720217793
american detected

>>720217161
having decent food is 1 thing but its more like it was too fancy and you were to specific with how you wanted it cooked.

also it was all fairly healthy stuff as well, most straight dudes wouldnt give a fuck about their body if they were going to die anyway and would just eat whatever the fuck they wanted.

IDK, its hard to explain, but your faggotry was extremely obvious. let me give you an example.

person 1 orders an espresso

person 2 orders a venti, half-whole milk, one quarter 1%, one quarter non-fat, extra hot, split quad shots (1 1/2 shots decaf, 2 1/2 shots regular), no foam latte, with whip, 2 packets of splenda, 1 sugar in the raw, a touch of vanilla syrup and 3 short sprinkles of cinnamon.

which one is gay?

>>720203286
morphine sandwich
im fatally allergic to morphine

a bullet
Im deathly allergic to bullets

>>720205226
Holy fuck this is literally everything I absolutely love

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>>720209490
Not OP but have made this before.
It's easiest to just buy Five-spice at the store.

If I remember right its like Cinnamon, Fennel, Cloves, some sort of Pepper, and Anise. So much cheaper to just buy a 5 dollar jar of spice.

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>>720216170

>>720203286
Shrimp coctail with heavy raw chopped onion in the dipping sauce, lobster tail, scallops and king crab. Joke's on them, I'd die in seconds upon horking this down.

You can't order food on a prison, last meal wishes are made by the prison kitchen which is very limited and incompetent, so your last wish hot dog will likely be a discount sausage on wonderbread.

I would ask for eggs and bacon, something simple that the kitchen can't possibly fuck up, better to eat something with a good taste than something you realy like but poorly done.

>>720203286
Nothing for me, I'm on a diet

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>>720217931
Point received, I appreciate the input. I love to cook though, temps and prep matters. I suppose that doesn't help my case any.

But I drink my coffee black.

Anon, confusing motherfuckers about his sexuality since 2009. Accept no substitutes

>>720205021
They're real in some places but you have a specific amount of money you cannot exceed and most of what anons are suggesting would definitely exceed the budget. You cant have literally whatever you want

>>720216170
>you are the weakness of mankind
It's funny because you just took 3-5 minutes to write this comment on a shit board, on a thread that's gonna disappear into oblivion in a few. Explain to me how you are any different than the allergic faggot?

>>720218363
^this guy gets it

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>>720218363
>Explain to me how you are any different than the allergic faggot?

because I can eat peanuts

>>720218487
Ohhhh, such an accomplishment, your mother must be proud of you.

>>720218363
Because posting on /b/ won't cause his throat to swell up and kill him

It'll just destroy his soul shitpost by shitpost until the leather belt he ties to his doorknob to beat off to ponies accomplishes the same thing as the peanuts

We'll call it a wash

giant bowl of nachos with chips separated
as in saucy velveeta cheese with spicy taco(extra minced onions)meat and a gallon of prune juice to wash it all down, and a large bowl of melty cheese and scrambled eggs

>>720218363 >>720218540
His comment is like his allergy; he won't pass it on to his children.

>>720218548
>Because posting on /b/ won't cause his throat to swell up and kill him
I'd still catalogue him into the "weak part of mankind" with most of the rest of us. I mean come on, we're here for a reason, guys, let's be honest with ourselves.
>>720218609
Allergies have a genetic component, but that doesn't mean it's always hereditary.

>>720218487
colossal sperglord beta king detected

>>720218644
It typically depends on the traits of both parents, and the grandparents and so on.

I've yet to see an allergy spontaneously occur in nature.

>>720218602
i'd have 2 12 oz omaha steak burgers with extra extra spicy hot sauce and habenero infused cheese
gallon of chocolate milk

>>720203286
Bucket of KFC
Corn bread
Half a watermelon
Grape soda

>>720203286

pussy... preferably your moms.

no but seriously?

chicken and waffles. cherry coke.

>inb4 nigger

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>>720218650
you fuckin know it

>>720218934
Why not splash out and have a full watermelon anon?

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>>720218934
caucasian detected

4 lbs of mac and cheese
10th of mac and cheese is jalapenos
pepper, light dash of chili powder
salt n pepper

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73qphJt4hCs

wiuerhidjweoidj

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>>720219089
hes saving the other half for tommorrow

>>720218807
What I meant is that you're not necessarily gonna pass them to your children, like the other anon implied.

>>720203286
Pork ribs are best ribs

>CHICKEN
>IN
>A
>CAN

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>>720219141

>>720203286
But seriously, if any of you niggers find yourself on death row, the right answer has to be whatever the prison cook can make for you that you like best. They aren't going to be sending out for lobster. Cheeseburger may be the right answer.

King Crab with Beluga Caviar,
Mac and Cheese with Bacon
White truffle (whole) with a grater
Ribeye Steak (1kg) cooked medium rare with Garlic Butter
Crusty bread rolls with butter at room temp
Slow Cooked Pork Ribs with mashed sweet potatoes and onion rings
A bottle of Absinthe
3kg of Buffalo Wings with a literal bucket of ranch sauce
25 scallops cooked medium in butter
1 litre of seafood chowder and two loafs of garlic bread

Basically delay death, then eat so much I just die

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>>720206299

>>ask for the leftover food the previous guy didnt finish, if still relatively fresh.

>>720219196
Pork ribs are only ribs

Beef ribs are fucking disgusting. As is brisket. Might as well ask for your steak to be marinated in ketchup.

Pork rib/pulled pork master race for life

>>720204364
I finally get it

>>720219453
>Get a half filled condom because the last guy was a massive fagot.
solid choice anon

I'll just have a glass of water thanks

>>720219554
>>food
you fucking arse sucker

>>720203286
Large meat lovers with a side of garlic bread.

>>720219613
>>>implying a half filled condom isnt food to faggots.

you stupid niggers cunt

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>>720219486

i love pork ribs

but you sir are out of line

>>720219734
no u

>>720219821
uno

>>720216170
Anon, I think you are overly harsh on these sad weak pieces of shit who can't eat peanuts. They should be pitied instead of hated. But we should be clear that we can't rearrange the whole fucking world and eliminate peanuts just to accommodate them.

>>720220007
>>720219999
>>720220000

>>720217530
Oh yes. Very Norman. I do bloody love a good rarebit with l&p

>>720219997
Those candies are individually awesome but mixing them together like that is an abomination.

>>720220338
its hell on earth

>>720220504
its heaven on earth

>>720203678
same

I'd like to bugger the Queen Mum in a tophat and tails, while I wear a monocle and eat French Onion soup.

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>>720221155
One of the more sensible answers so far captain trip dubs.

>>720203286
3D Doritos, Sour Altoids, and a Snapple Element drink. They'll never be able to execute me.

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>If there was no spending limit or restrictions i would have...

>Rock lobster tail with extra butter
>Hawaiian style pizza
>BBQ chicken pizza
>Chicken pot stickers
>Half a rack of BBQ pork ribs
>A plate of Teriyaki chicken
>Carne asada burrito
>A large double bacon western meal from carls
>Bowl of sorted M&Ms (only blue and brown)
>Jar of peanut butter
>Long Island Iced Tea
>And finally a large bottle of Fiji Water because its not my money that im spending

>if i was on death row and they actually gave me all of this i could die a happy man.

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>>720222340
>Skippy peanut butter to be exact

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>>720222340
>pineapple on pizza

>>720203286
its ridiculous that these people get a last meal.

all the people they murdered didn't get a last meal

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>>720222555
Fuck you too
>checked

>>720205104
Yeah but only up to like 20 bucks or something.

>>720222555
Quality trips my man

well for me it would be a toss up between a dozen pizzas, lobster, steak, chicken or if you dont reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>>720222704
nice, you can really see the cut up Hawaiians

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>>720222660
Well, technically... yeah, they did

>>720213705
It's a type of tumor. They can grow teeth and even miniature brains and shit.

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>>720203286
Nothing, I am not hungry at the moment.

>>720222704
>fruit
>on a pizza

>"hey man do you want some pepperoni on your pizza?"
>"no, just put some fucking strawberries and apples on it"


its like one of those foods that fat fucks make by combining things that should absolutely not go together in order for them to get turbo cancer at an accelerated rate.

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This girls ass

last meal price cannot exceed 15 $ so the best thing u can hope is a fast food menu

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>>720203286
Nothing because I don't live in a third world shithole that still has the death penalty.

>>720204891
>halloumi

This Nigger knows what's up.

>>720203286
Dakota Fanning. Then King Crab with butter, Asparagus with garlic, 2 Stuffed peppers a six pack of Corona, and then Dakota again for a bit.

>>720222987
Same here. Andean Condor fucks third world totalitarist assholes

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>>720222935
i bet you like whole slices of pineapple on your pizza just like this

>>720222899
no. it should be banned

>>720223134
think of it in reverse, what if someone ordered a fruit salad with meatballs in it, wouldnt you think they were fucking weird?

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>>720222935
or is this more your style

>>720223214
I feel like this particular image was just made to fit in with the meme

>>720211922
tripe.

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>>720203286
but without the salad, and more of both

>>720223358
>without salad

>>720223144
I know, right? How dare they be shown a mote of compassion on their way out the door.

They really ought to be forced to dig their own graves whilst being flogged with a cat-of-nine-tales, before being personally executed with a luger to the back of the head by the victim's family, but not before they futilely beg for mercy.

Lighten up Nero

>>720223473
Why would I eat salad if I'm going to die in a few minutes?