Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>>720178641
still here
Haruhi is fucking nuts.
>>720177307 (Yohane)
Gib for free
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!!
Foxxy
>>720178641
>>720179136
Hey hey foxy lady. What's up?
>>720178465
Oh
>>720178508
Hey I have that! Are you the creator?
>>720178588
Thread's moments
best girl claimed
>>720179136
kill self
>>720179198
yes indeed
>>720179198
I joined a Discord
It's shit though
And I guess Ruby deleted the other one
>>720179274
When i find "self" I will
>>720178298
Dio rants
Claim
>>720179825
Remember when Rory was good?
Yeah, me neither
>>720179190
froppy
>>720179419
It's cirino's discord of course :^)
He did die to cancer
>>720179825
Those were the best
>>720179938
Hey hey!
>>720180096
Not him
>>720180497
How's it going?
>>720179303
I have a request! What would work for this pic?
>>720180566
anything with no white background
Where is Haruhi anyway?
>>720180559
Your reply speed is astounding. I'm doning fine. Watching a stream right now. What's up?
>>720180669
Need
>>720180709
This?
>>720180781
Trap or nah?
>>720180497
It's elle's hugbox really, He goes on about some Dream world that isn't a dream because things actually happen, but they don't actually happen
Or as I call it, The land of Make believe
>>720180880
sure
>>720180669
Long time no see. What's up?
>>720180880
Not much. I've just finished watching some 80's slasher movie.
>>720180880
Is haruhi a trap?
>>720180096
This is such a cute pic of tomoko.
>>720180781
Dick is hard as diamond please no trap
>>720180880
Snyg
>>720181205
Heyo! Just working on some schoolwork, yourself?
>>720180880
nah
This is my waifu. I fantasize about her constantly. My best days are the ones where I dreamed of her the night before.
QOTT; Where's Haruhi? Is he alright?
>>720181671
Probably sad. But none of you actually try to make the effort to talk with him and keep him company in a regular basis.
>>720181368
Been busy at work, got to witness thrown tendies and ghetto screaming at a Popeye's when an angry customer didn't get her money back after eating most of the food and then trying to complain that the order was wrong.
Other than that, pretty good.
>>720181229
all pics of her are cute
>>720181368
Whaddup Yuuki
How's Athens this time of year?
>>720181976
In my defense, I don't make an effort to talk with anyone
>>720180880
School just started up for me last week as well and it's already a pain in the ass
Only taking a couple classes but A&P II and work does not make for a fun time
カラミチーマス
>>720181671
>>720180781
I've been talking with him on Discord, he wonders why you all miss him so much.
>>720181976
I tried talking to him and our conversations go like this;
Good morning Haruhi any plans for today?
>no
What are your hobbies?
>i don't know
What's your favorite food, Haruhi?
>i don't know
What's your favorite color?
*stops responding to me completely*
>>720182314
Is he alright?
>>720182154
Lol, isn't that the greatest? If i notice my order is wrong I get it corrected then. But at that point I don't get essentially a second meal for free
>>720182258
Athens is good, I'm actually back in Dahlonega for school at the moment. I'm going back this weekend because my family has to drive to Maryland
>>720178839
I dont get it
>Hamakaze claimed
>>720181153
Thanks!
>>720181209
A classic film. Micheal Myers?
>>720181229
I mean the pic you posted. Person is covering them self
>>720181368
Go to sleep :^)
>>720181384
On the pic?
>>720181671
Try discord
>>720182258
I'm doing medical microbiology and A&PII. The professor took 20minutes to explain a heartbeat
>>720182263
Saturday
>>720181671
>>720182505
Oh hey, the Psycho stalker with no life is asking about the attention whore with no life
While posting my waifu
Shouldn't you be off jerking it to your shrine of pathetic posts?
>>720183010
That seems a bit more accurate for those pictures
>>720180005
Always so negative.
>>720180497
Anyone got the GATE one?
>I call on Homiku
>>720182893
Saturday and every other fucking weekend.
Saturday's the big one tho
>>720182263
Good evening. Enjoy any other unusual pocky as of late?
>>720182703
It's the best. I still see people flip out over nothing, but sometimes they call in a false complaint to our office with outlandish claims. After you listen to them holler about needing to shut the place down, they spill the beans that it was about 'attitude' and customer service versus a legit health issue.
>>720182314
Ayyy Misaki.
>>720182893
No. Some movie titled "the ice cream man". Not exactly the best movie, but it's either so bad it's good, or it's just plain bad.
>>720183010
>inb4 you both gang up on Rory for being shit
>>720182893
>On the pic?
That's not a trap
Cirno claimed
>>720182893
Discord is shit, tell him to get on thread
>>720183010
Psycho stalker? Who have I stalked?
Your waifu is shit, but she had good imgs
>>720182893
Make me
>>720183192
Like, I don't get it. What do they want to gain by doing something like that? Seems really stupid. Maybe it's because I'm generally relaxed and don't get worked up over much...
>>720182505
He's alright.
>>720183192
Hey.
>>720183535
He talks a lot on discord. He must be depressed so it should be easy for you to make some small talk.
>>720183766
Thank your for telling me.
>>720182703
Oh, tight
About the only time I ever go up that way is for the outlet mall but that's not even necessary since they built the one right next to my house
>>720182893
That's rough dude
I'm with you on that A&PII pain, though
The endocrine system is ass
Mine doesn't stop to explain anything and I'm not sure that that's any better
>>720183829
I never used Discord. Why doesn't he come here?
>>720181671
i dont know where i am
>>720183250
One of these day's i might compliment you, that'd throw you for a loop
>>720183535
Haruhi, clearly
You'd have to be blind and stupid to not see that your obsessed with him
But i bet you justify it because somebody finally gave you positive attention for once in your life
>>720183981
Is that really you?
>>720183909
The only time people come here is for gold rush (the big festival) and the whole town shuts down basically.
>>720183909
Usap
>>720183997
I know. And it may mean I need to check for occasional fire raining from the sky.
>>720183097
I don't :^(
>>720183174
Whooooo boi. I cant wait for the buns and duck. Idk the name of it
>>720183239
A cheesy film then
>>720183286
Ohhhh since sweet. Saved
>>720183535
Oh
>>720183570
Pls?
>>720183587
Heya
>>720183829
I'm saving that
>>720183909
Wat. I'm not even on that! We got to the ECG and SA, AV nodes
>>720184062
who knows
>>720184145
But vidya
>>720183192
Not really. They did have some other flavors that interested me, but I didn't buy them.
>>720184145
Nor me.
>>720183570
Yeah, you and I both. But some people get so bent out of shape over a stray pickle or feel the need to manufacture outrage. Almost seems like society as a whole now actually. In that case, life is like the hamburger that someone made for you incorrectly.
>>720183587
Scarf time. How's it going?
Good news! I'm down to 156 lb, only 6 to go and I'll be where I want to be
>>720184145
Cheesiest I've seen so far.
>>720184316
I used to get outraged over a pickle when I was younger, but now I just remove it and call it good. Life's too short to get so pissed over something so miniscule
>>720183997
Your trolls are weak. Come back in 10,000 years if you want to successfully upset me.
>>720184145
Yeah.
>>720184225
You okay nigga? Why don't you post on threads anymore?
>>720184322
Damn you weight 30lbs more than me
>>720184145
Hello.
>>720184316
Pretty good, yourself?
>>720184322
Congrats!
>>720184125
nyan
How ya doin Rory?
>>720184145
Huh, I guess your course studies the sections differently from mine
Don't look forward to it
It's stuff like knowing that luteinizing hormone is a non-thyroid amine that uses cAMP as a second messenger, so it interacts with its target cell by binding to a specialized receptor on the cell membrane, which then activates the G protein, in turn activating adenylyl cyclase which turns adenosine triphosphate into cyclic adenosine monophosphate. That activates the protein kinase enzyme which begins the phosphorylation cascade that sets off the transcription and translation process for RNA to make the designated protein.
And that's just a little bit of it
>>720184087
It's really only about an hour away from me but there's just not much that I would otherwise go up there for
Also why on earth would you not want the pickle
>>720184663
Height?
>>720182893
>>720184540
I guess it's easy to brush everything off when you live in a fantasy world where having real friends doesn't matter so long as your internet boyfriend who you'll never meet is always there for you
why do people care about Haruhi so much he's a random anon who has autism how is he any different from the rest of 4chan?
>>720184540
its not my kind of place
>>720184874
Because they hugbox him
>>720184873
And I forgot to post in image
I blame Rory
>>720184145
Sadface.
>>720184322
Thats like
30 above me.
>>720184316
I had someone ask for the same meal redone 4 times because she never said what she wanted at first. And when it was sent out the last time she let it go cold and walked out.
>>720184747
Just got home, day off tomorrow. Feels good. And you?
>>720185016
I am okay with this
>Rory-sama
>>720185046
You're even less healthy than I am. Your weight is irrelevant
>>720184767
I don't know.
>>720184873
I think you're mistaking me for Kurome
>>720184895
What is your kinda place then?
>>720185016
>
Here's a better pic
>>720184747
Pickles are gross! They make the bread and meat all soggy
>>720185005
i never get fucking hugboxed -_-
how come this little shit does?
>>720184228
Sleep
>>720184289
Aw damn. Thought you'd know tbh
>>720184322
Goodnight and horray!
>>720184337
Everseen 60's "The Omen"?
>>720184540
Youknow dammit lol
>>720184745
What's up?
>>720184747
You start with the endocrine I take it. Tl:dr tbh lol
>>720184838
I was hoping for a cute thumbnail then spoopy full pic. But thank you!
>>720185046
I know :(
>>720185201
tell me that next time I don't have spooky pics
>>720185201
No. But I assume it's pretty cheesy.
>>720185201
I might ask my parents later. Maybe they know
Care to describe said Bread?
>>720185121
i dont know ive just been on discord
>>720185201
I know what?
>>720185098
What, intimidated when you see a good waifu?
>>720185121
Nobody else comes in asking for Haruhi, everyone knows he's just a little attention whore, They don't want to put up with his 13 year old girl routine
>>720185416
Are you really okay?
>>720185197
They like him for whatever reason
>>720179110
That's an adorable pic :o
>>720185201
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
Hola
>>720185501
Sorry if I'm worried about someone with depression that hasn't posted in two weeks. Sorry for being human you bottom feeding bitch
>>720185502
im fine
>>720185201
Nothing much.
Enjoying the limited free time I have when I work in the evening and then in the morning the next day.
What about you?
>>720185703
Alright good, I'm outta here, bye.
>>720185175
Pickles are great and you should feel bad.
>>720185115
But I feel fine. Im saying I need to gain.
>>720185201
You probably know if Homiku is up. Get him to post it. He has all the thread pastas.
>>720185501
No. Just being a hate sink for the thread. Seems to be my job. Its great not being one to react the way people expect.
>>720185841
No they aren't
>>720185770
bye see you next week maybe
>>720185373
How would I know when you're back?
>>720185374
It's hilarious
>>720185412
Soft white buns. Think of taco shells
>>720185452
I know who you are
>>720185565
>
>>720185841
How can she move such a weapon at that speed?
>>720184470
I was good on pickles, onions were the devil when I was a kid. Now I can't get enough of them. I agree that shit is too short to be bent out of shape for something like that. That sort of anger can literally kill someone.
>>720184745
Work is staying busy, but it's quite comfy here this evening. Still stuffed from dinner.
>>720185046
I'm right around 205, but in good shape. Otherwise diabeetus would be the death of me.
>>720185529
Thanks. I try to be cute once in awhile.
>>720185046
Very nice
Got work and school tomorrow, feels bad
Got roped into texting a girl and I have no idea what I'm doing, feels strange
>>720185175
Pickles are great
I will eat just about anything you put between buns
>>720185201
Basically, yeah
>>720186077
Through the magic of animation
>>720185601
Depression, Oh no, that changes everything
Oh wait, he still comes here with the same old "Oh poor me, I'm so sad, give me attention" routine, maybe if he acted like an actual person and had conversations people would like him
>>720185841
Do you think I expect you to get offended?
>>720186014
shh... I'm always here
>>720186014
Interesting. I might just give it a watch.
>>720186211
God damn it Rory
Hi, how are you all doing this evening?
>>720186431
Richard :o
>>720186096
You're always cute ;-;
how are you this evening?
Claimu
>>720185841
Perfect. Thanks
>>720185766
I'm watching a stream with a friend right now. Wew dude you must be a very busy man
>>720186147
Fags. Not starting off with most important organ. Sheep's heart is pretty big
>>720186256
Wanna know why?
>>720186277
You should. By any chance, are you from texas?
>>720186431
Doing good. What's up?
>>720186147
>got roped into texting a girl and have no idea what I'm doing, feels strange
I know that feel.
Don't immediately reply to her texts, give it a few minutes, don't be needy, and push for a meet up. Don't start texting her dumb shit. You're probably better in person.
>>720186091
I like chopped up, diced onions, not a fan of big onion rings. Pickles though are the devil
>>720186147
But pickles are gross!
>>720186529
>>720186014
Tortillas.
I dunno, but I know I need sleep.
>>720186211
not the same anon but that was kinda mean to say that about someone with depression
>>720186091
What did you have for dinner?
>>720186542
Not all the time. It happens once in a while.
What are you watching?
>>720186431
Work, dinner, relax with some music while browsing here and some other boards. All good.
>>720186560
Awkward/immediate texting has ended many a man's chance after the first impression. Agree with you on this.
>>720186529
'Evening. Same Koume from before?
>>720185917
You just have pleb pickles.
>>720186077
Because she did a lot of push ups and sit ups and drank a lot of juice.
>>720186091
I should be 160 minimum. Given my height.
>>720186211
Maybe. I dont know what the Dio knockoffs think. Im not a mindreader.
>>720186147
Just dont sperg. And its a public holiday over here. So we close tomorrow.
>>720186542
No.
>>720186518
Fine i suppose. How about you?
>>720186518
Richard?
>>720186542
Good good, I am doing fine though the last few days have had their highs and lows.
>>720186873
Nice. Any amazing meal?
What other boards?
>>720186935
She looks like she weight 60lbs though. That weapon looks like it weighs a ton.
>>720186795
I'm just calling it as I see it
>>720186935
Dio knockoff?
Big talk coming from the Mary Sue gothic lolita
>>720187340
Fucked up, anon. Fucked up.
-yawns and looks around the thread, clinging to his blue blanket-
>>720186585
You're here forever. It's a rule :^)
>>720186712
The vietnamese bun, dude
>>720186856
Is the pay well? Watching an hour of l4d 2 lol
>>720187008
Alabama?
>>720187232
Hopefully you're fine for the most part
>>720186935
No, I have good taste, pickles just don't belong on burgers
>>720187497
Give me cuddles and snugs
>>720187113
Good just getting ready for dinner, watched movies all day it was fun
>>720187232
Rudy yep :o
>>720186657
Pickles are best for me on the side, with some bratwurst or a nice schnitzel. I can't eat them by themselves anymore like I did as a kid. Ketchup is a tool of the devil, or at least the overly sweet kind.
>>720186856
Ginger pork, some steamed rice, and a clear soup with tofu & mushrooms. Filling, but not the uncomfortable kind from eating too much.
Eat anything tasty lately?
>>720186935
Dunno if it's just me, but there's a lot of 5'9+ folks in these threads who are tipping the scales at sub 150. Of course, fitness is more important than the number, just like with BMI.
>>720187232
See above, gonna be some experimenting this weekend since I got my hands on good Hungarian paprika and I have some wild boar to thaw out as well.
I lurk /v/, /ck/, and /biz/ most of the time. Every now and then /m/ and /a/ as well. How about you?
>>720187545
Not it either
>>720187322
Shes a good weight for her physical age, and the halberd weighs more than a small car.
>>720187340
Hey, Rory rarely takes part in the story beyond moral support.
Come back when remember pictures :^)
>>720187570
I could make you a burger with pickles you would enjoy.
>>720186560
That's basically exactly what I'm going for
How's your evening going?
>>720186657
Delicious
>>720186542
I could see that, yeah
>>720186935
Nice, which holiday? And not sperging is a little more than can be asked of me
>>720187608
o.o -squeaks?-
>>720187545
sleep and work get in the way of forever
>>720187608
Hey look, an Ikarous.
>>720187497
GET IN THE FUCKING BAG!!!
>>720187494
Not my fault he chooses to be pathetic rather than actually trying to have fun here
>>720187760
It's pretty sad when a character is kept out of the story
It's almost like she's there just to be waifu fodder
>>720187760
Does she have super strength or something?
>>720187840
Nu cuddle?
>>720187881
Hey Nep-face~
>>720187545
OH. Banh bao I think.
>>720187909
that's what depression is, you can't have fun even if you wanted
>>720187890
-looks at you sharply...is already on nu tea list. Want to lose snackie cake privileges too?-
>>720187990
-snugs you warmly- <3
>>720188066
ow
>>720187545
Not really.
That's a fun game, but I never had a party to play with.
I'm going to bed, goodnight!
>>720187710
Sounds like a very nice meal.
No I don't eat anything special.
Later.
>>720187990
It's late, can't sleep or are you waiting for the moon?
>>720188066
get in the bag first we'll have tea later
>>720187833
Australia Day. And I believe in you!
>>720187710
Im fairly unfit too. Just used to kitchen work.
>>720187909
Feels bad man. I mean, Im sure that doesnt happen to Kurumi at all.
>>720187918
Maybe.
>>720187707
Nice. Anything good?
>>720188113
-snickers at you and closes eyes happily.-
>>720188262
-doesn't want to get in the bag- ;.;
>>720188199
I can't sleep because of the moon, it very frustrating. Why are you up?
>>720188372
I'm so nervous about moving... how do I calm down?
>>720188375
I'm watching vids with someone, that and thinking about life.
>>720187608
How about cuddles and smugs?
>>720187743
Dammit
>>720187833
You know what I cant see?
>>720187860
Oh yeah
>>720188018
You sure?
>>720188137
Add some anons here. I'm sure they wouldn't mind
Goodnight!
>>720188199
Go to sleep neppy :^)
>>720188372
next squirrel I see will be poisoned and made into a puppet unless you get in the bag
Chen claimed.
>>720188444
why not join the US army?
Why Russia?
>>720187545
Idk I think I am fine for the most part or will be soon.
>>720187707
I don't seem to be getting what you are getting at?
>>720187710
Schnitzel is some amazing stuff.
How does wild boar taste compared to pork?
I lurk in /a/ and /b/ alot. If I am on desktop I mess around on /f/ frequently, I go on /c/ about every day.
>>720188514
Look it up. It's those stuffed white bun stuff. Usually meats and egg.
>>720188512
Is she giving you head?
>>720188514
Smugs make me upset
>>720188579
I wasn't accepted
>>720188444
-kisses your cheek and reminds you your friends are here for you where ever you go-
>>720188530
-thinks you don't know squirrels very well and casts a glance to the empty, squirrel-raided shelves-
>>720188290
The exact opposite actually
we watched birdemic, the incredible bulk and shark exorcist. I wanted to watch a serious movie but people were enjoying themselves so wasn't gonna be a killjoy :o
we had a small group in rabbit
>>720188601
I'm just being silly -_-
>>720188514
What can't you see?
>>720188272
Thanks for your support bud
I did not know that January 25 was Australia Day
>>720188632
Pfft, I wish.
>>720188514
All I'm going to say is that it is pretty damn cold this time of year
>>720188735
Ah. So deliberately bad movies. Can be fun on occasion i suppose.
Can't say i'm familiar with any of those, they sound pretty silly though.
>>720187833
Good thanks.
On the topic of girls I was stuck in an elevator with a bunch of football hooligans when we suddenly took on a very attractive female passenger who kept smiling at me for some reason.
Soon as she disembarked the other guys and I immediately moved to the elevator door to watch her ass fade into the distance. I swear we're all high schoolers at heart.
>>720188657
why?
>>720188735
Fuuuuck I missed the incredible bulk?!
Did you guys watch the full movies?
>>720188726
-blushes- yeah my friends are here and I have no internet where I'm going!
Also I'm nervous about the plane ride...
>>720188803
Why is she there then?
>>720188137
See ya.
>>720188272
You gotta have some heat resistance from all that time in 40C+ kitchen weather though. I used to be pretty scrawny growing up until I got a job as a dishwasher, plenty of exercise for the forearms and shoulders each shift.
>>720188601
Good to hear you're doing fine. Wild boar tastes a little gamier than regular pork, but also much leaner. An old, wild pig isn't worth much beyond sausage meat/ground pork, but you get some good cuts out the younger ones. Obviously piglets are the most tender.
If you ever try wild pig and the taste puts you off, it's likely because it's from an old animal, or there were issues with cleaning/dressing the animal after the hunt.
>>720188726
I see them every day in my lawn
>>720188924
I don't wanna talk about it
>for you
>>720188065
Yeah, being depressed means you can never enjoy anything at all, it definitely means you have to go everywhere pulling the "feel bad for me" routine
There's a thing called escapism
>>720188272
After being a villain with good motivations, she becomes an anti-hero and helps others if it benefits her
But you know, Date A Live is a harem and Kurumi isn't actually part of the harem
>>720188980
>>720188942
we did and you didn't miss much :o
>>720188899
Yep, everyone was having a blast in the chat so there was that to enjoy
>>720189027
sorry and wow rude
>>720188601
Why not now?
>>720188607
On it
>>720188632
Rip. Oh well
>>720188791
That USB :^)