Job 'secrets' thread? Can we have one of those threads

Bank tellers, do you get to see how much money everyone has?

>>720178257
phone/device repair guy here.

We don't need your passcode to repair a broken screen. We can test it out fine while it's locked.

The only reason I ask for your passcode is to browse for nudes.

Pizza people, what is the delivery fee? If it 'does not count as a tip' then where does the money go?

>>720178847
not supposed to but yup, can also see your credit scores and file.

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>>720178257
THE GAME IS TO BE SOLD, NOT TO BE TOLD

>>720178847

Yes, they can see account balances.

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>>720179127
It goes in the pizza shop owner's pocket. My old manager used to laugh when I'd ask for my delivery fees, and promptly kicked me out of his office

>>720179199
What else is in one's file?

>>720178847
Do you get to decide how hard to fuck them afterwards?
It cost me $160 for a returned bank statement last month which had a correct address.

>>720179383
That's what I thought. I also think it's cute how there's an almost stern message about tipping well on the box. It's like, if you value your employees so much, why don't YOU pay them more?

Grocery people, what is the point of the periodic water spray on the produce? Is it purely cosmetic?

>>720178990
What if you find, like, illegal porn? Are you obligated to report it, or do you just smile & rub one out?

I work loss prevention at wal-mart. Every time I catch people shoplifting they think I have some type of authority and allow me to take them into the office until the real police come. But if you get caught shoplifting and tell me to fuck off and walk out the store there is not a thing I can do about it, even if you are on video (unless it is over $500 at my store anyway). Seriously if you get caught just calmly walk out of the store and nobody can do anything except get a description, also if you drop the item in the store and run out you are pretty much good to go.

>>720180585
Along those lines: Retail people, are there really security cameras behind all those dark bubbles, or is that just a bluff?

>>720180301
legally? yes, I would.
Practically? haven't seen any CP in this job. Pedos apparently aren't all stupid.

If you're repairing the phone of a 15-year-old guy and he has pics of his girlfriend on there thats a different story.

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>>720180585
>allow me to take them into the office
I see the autists still reign supreme at Walmart
what kind of shitbag amateur gets caught stealing from Walmart anyway?

>>720180051
It help keep the produce from wilting.

>>720179811
the boxes said to not tip the delivery boy at my place, it's a scheme by the corporations to beat down and diminish the self worth of their employees, so that they won't complain about their poverty wages

I've noticed that many customer service industries have switched from the greeting 'how can I help you?' to 'what brings you in today?' Am I overanalyzing things or is there some sort of reason behind this?

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>>720180585
Wow, that's enlightening anon, time to go steal some gum.

>>720181131
I steal from my local 'wal-mart neighborhood market' on a weekly basis. jelly. tomato sauce. juice. expensive veggies. cheese. lunchmeat. then bring it home for my siblings.
feelsgoodmanm.
(white male, deceased parents)

>>720180869
Not all of them. the ones on the front end, backroom, pharmacy, liquor, electronics and entrances/parking lots are the only heavily monitored ones, but there are random ones around the store. Pro-tip in 3 stores I sorked at there is zero camera coverage of the fabric section for some reason.

>>720181594
pretty straightforward anon.
most people will just decline a 'how can I help you', because it's kind of a shitty question. You don't know what they know so how can you answer?

'what brings you in today' is a question you can easily and automatically answer, and they can follow that up with more specific knowledge.

Essentially it's a better question, gets higher response rate, and leads to more sales.

Medical people, do you automatically see medical records from other doctors / clinics? Is that all fused together in a central database of some sort?

Hotel people, how much personal info is encoded into your keycard?

>>720181768
What kind of clothing do you use?

>>720178257
>be patrolman/security guard in rich fuck gated community
>boss issues me with nightscope with infra red so I can find the niggers hiding in the bushes
>use it to perv on residents fucking

>>720181806
And are safes really on a timed lock? Is there even a safe to begin with?

>>720182773
I actually have no idea, I don't deal with that kind of stuff and actually not even allowed to be around it.

How prevalent are one-way mirrors? Are they ever in places where there is an expectation of privacy, like bathrooms or bedrooms?

>>720182139

That would truly be fantastic, but every provider has their own shitty system instead.

>>720182991
Ok. Anyone? Bueller?>>720183352

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>>720183352
What about your prescriptions? Can they look that up?

haha

Automotive people, do you steal stuff from peoples cars when they are getting serviced? I know there is no universal answer, but I got an oil change a week ago and had a lego homer simpson that was taken from my car and still pissed about it.

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>>720183886
>lego homer simpson

>>720183886
Or mess something else up on their car, so they will come back?

>>720178257

>get one

>>720182773
Yes

>>720182482
Not a damn thing except the room number

I went looking for an apartment, and during the showing, they ask for my driver's license. Why is that?

>>720183886
Never stolen, but ive heard stories of it. Mainly was this car wash dude one time we had at the dealer, but never experienced a tech thief. Have found drugs and other stuff, always wondered what would happen if it went missing lol. Never went through. Also, never intentionally fucked someones car up, but have heard of techs doing this (mainly at dealerships) just to upsell work. Most techs are pretty cool in my exp.

>>720184157
Former valet driver, just the usual pranks. change radio stations, heater/ac full blast.

>>720183886
Last time we had one of these threads all the mechanics took change and anything else semi valuable you leave inside.

Not limited to valuables either, my mate had his sandwiches and thermos nicked by a mechanic last year.

>>720181806
how long did you sork there for

>>720184541
so if they get attacked or robbed, then they something to give to the police.

>>720178257
Here is a secret I'm a nurse even though I dont need any money. Patients who are nice and give you respec I treat great, niggers, drug users and rude shit bags I purp give bad treatment. I use larger catheders and make sure it hurts I miss their veins with IV on purpose and cause them extra pain when ever I can. I wish I could put them down like the POS they are but I do what I can to make them miserable.

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>>720184666
Apocalypse Trips speak the truth

>>720184912
are there people stupid enough to actually be an ass to doctors and nurses.

>>720178257

What do you want to know about the for-profit education industry?

>>720185207
What does my tuition actually pay for?

>>720182139
>>720183352

what this anon said. it depends on your health system and what computer database that system uses.

>>720184831
That's what I thought. Not the reason they gave me, of course. Maybe next time I should ask for THEIR licence, in case they try any funny business.

>>720183886
Techs are Techs cause they like cars. If you have a cool car we will give it some "spirited" driving but no, we are not theifs.
Most hate theifs, actually.

>>720183752
there are tools and databases docs can use to see what prescriptions you have been given depending on your visit frequency/history.

>Source: I work in an ER

>>720184912
Bevel down that needle.

>>720182482
I work at a small hotel, most people who come here are just old geezers, i ask for their phone numbers and other irrelevant information, when some hottie comes i ask her numbers too, then i talk to them, i´ve had some sexy time with that.

>>720179127
>>720179383

I have never worked in delivery/fast food but I assume it is to cover the cost associated with offering delivery? Having to order special bags/boxes, pay driving employees, insurance, etc.

Former att employee tip: office of the president

>>720185299

It lines the pockets of C-level executives and investors. Even employees get shafted.

>>720184912
That is extremely unprofessional, and also you need to learn to spell.

>>720178847
Banker and previous bank teller here. Yes we know everything, including credit debts and the fact that you are obsessed with calling your phone sex lines lol. Most money Ive even ever seen was around 26 million from a private client

>>720181594
NO your not, if we cant help you it creates a negative expierience, vs when you say what brings you in today it sets the tone that your there for them and will adress what they need or want

>>720179127
It's supposed to go to the delivery driver to subsidize their wage/pay for the gas cost that comes out of their pocket. Supposed to...

>>720185812
do you automatically assume someone with mostly cash withdrawals as opposed to credit/debit purchases is a drug user?

my statements at the end of the month consist almost solely of withdrawals, am huge pothead and paranoid the teller knows my secrets

Scott Walker is allergic to tree nuts and shellfish.

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>>720183886
>lego homer simpson

Thanks for the keks anon, also just buy another one faggot

>>720185125
yes people think the docs are wrong in their diagnoses and demand further radiation and other tests because google told them their headache was cancer.

Had a patient whos family thought the doc i was working with was "incompetent" because she didnt CT the 90 year old grandma for a headache. she had a history of migraines and had simply forgotten to take her meds for it.

The doctor was reprimanded by admin staff because the family had written a harsh complaint and her patient satisfaction scores dropped. The hospital i work with is anal about patient satisfaction scores so they can receive more government funding.

>>720185299

But contrary to what you think, most campus employees actually do give a fuck and want you to have a good and fair education, except Admissions of course. Admissions will lie and fuck people over to get "butts in seats."

Speaking of the medical industry, is one of the real reasons male circumcision is so popular because they turn around and sell the foreskin to use for medical research?

>>720185812
What is the dollar theshold before you report banking activities to the FEDS? Per transaction, daily, and monthly?

>>720182773
housekeepers have an all access key that allows them to enter the lock boxes to clean them out after guests have checked out. people forget all sorts of shit in there. surprisingly enough. or kids get in them and leave gum and shit.

>>720186117
No and we honestly don't care, I look out for super sketchy shit like people kiting money or trying to commit fraud. The bank could care less if you buy pot. We get weed dealers quite a bit who deposit cash that smells like drugs. I wouldn't suggest bringing in tons of cash because we will file a UAR. Unusual activity report. But we're pretty chill. Also fuck people who steal people's debit cards

>>720183329
any retail/clothing store has one way mirrors in the change rooms. sometimes they are actually used by security, other times its just because they were able to get them super cheap from a different store that closed down and are put against an actual wall.

>>720180874
assholes like you are the reason i keep all my private pics in an app that is locked with either my print or a separate different code and then in a folder with yet another different code in said app

>>720186294
It's just more sanitary. As far as I know we dispose of them.

>>720182633
for me I don't even think about what to wear. I just need the self checkout to be open and I'm golden.

>>720186344
A currency transaction report , aka a CTR is used if you deposit 10k or more in CASH. Aka you never will ever have to worry about this

People who work at theaters, is it worse working at the counter or the person clesning up the popcorn and shit people left behind?

>>720185514
you cunt m8. y tho.

>>720184541
also to see if you have a criminal record

>>720186708
Same amount as casinos then. Do you voluntarily submit information at the 3k mark like some casinos do?

>>720186559
hahahaha yeah i'm a shitty highschool student and make like 400 every 2 weeks. i just thought the FBI would come to my house and kill me because i withdraw sixty bucks every 4 days. thanks bank anon. double fuck people who steal people's debit cards. i don't know why you'd want tap enabled on a debit card...

>>720186951
Nope. Only what's requested by federal law.

Cop here any questions?

>>720186294
Nope. It's pitched at every hospital I've worked at. (>10).

Cops, do you randomly run people's plates when you're behind them at a stoplight or whatever?

If you are admitted to the hospital for a broken leg and you're high on marijuana at the time, does that go on the records like a shit stain forever, can you report it to police?

If someone shits in a pool, dont go back for at least a week. All we do is dump a shitload of chlorine in the water after scooping it out with a fucking net. Really, wait at least a week. Also yes pools are at least 40% piss

>>720187154
Is it fun shooting nig nogs?

>>720187167
happened to me. Cop was behind me and ran my plates because I was driving a nigger car (rusty '95 Lumina), found out my registration was wrong.

>>720187167
They do all the time, not just at stop lights, while driving too hah have done multiple ride alongs and interned for a few PDs in my day

>>720187114
Is the 10k requirement per 24hr period or end of business day?

>>720187179
No. Nobody cares and our drug screen tests are fucking terribly inaccurate anyway. Nobody calls the cops. Now, if you come in from a serious car wreck and you are drunk as a skunk and I know someone else was seriously injured.... I may give them a tip...

>>720178257

Any Steam worker here? Can you get us free shit or help crash some random server?

>me, 29, been married two years
>currently working at a firm for three years
>new receptionist started a month ago
>always flirty and chatty with here
>fantastic tits, always wearing low cut tops and showing them off
>last friday only me and her left on premisis
>I'm getting ready to leave
>comes into my office
>"what would your wife think if you took these for a test drive?" and pulled down her shirt bra and all and let her tits fall out
>I answered "what she doesn't know won't hurt her
>she reaches into her dress pocket and pulls out a bottle of baby oil
>I go crazy and dump nearly the whole bottle of baby oil on those massive bazookas
>she blows me and I titty fuck the shit out of them
>cum buckets all over her
>she cleans up
>I leave and go home
>all this week she hasn't been in, to scared to ask about her
>maybe she's gone for good, feel a bit guilty

I fuckin rekt those fat titties tho

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>>720187167
Yes you never know when you get an easy hit

>>720187154
Once some has their records sealed or expunged, do you automatically see those records or a flag once you pull them over?

>>720187468
It can be cumulative as well

I'm curious to know special paging codes at different businesses. I know at my store we just have code 22f which is a fire but I'm pretty sure that's pretty standard.

>>720187154
Is it true that you guys can check in a Facebook account like I've been told 9999 times?

>>720187154
If you're a male cop and you think a female has hidden stuff in her boobs can you search her tits or do you have to wait for a female cop?

This is a serious question.

>>720181312
I mean they COULD just get a better job.. Oh yeah I forgot disposable employees with no education need to be paid $15/hr or else they're "wage slaves".

>>720186660
completely fine anon. when you're repairing 10+ phones a day you only want the easy wins.

>>720187154
Craziest stoner story?

>>720187154
I've noticed that ghost cars are usually pretty clean and unnoticeable for the most part, but today i saw a really messed up one that had a massive scrape down the side and was really dirty, and that was in the city too. is there any kind of regulation on what the car's physical appearance needs to be? or is it just the basic "needs to be road safe" crap?

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I am an exterminator. ama

also, anyone here a personal trainer? I kind of want to become one of those

>>720187739
No only if I actually arrest them/ Sealed gets a flag unless it is a juvie those are deleted

>>720187796
Thanks for answering my questions. Does the bank go into safety deposit boxes to check the contents without a customer's knowledge?

Pokemon Trainers, what do you do after you have caught them all?

>>720187871
Yes I can search using the outside part of my hand (not palm) or using a knife edge technique with my hand.

Who at the ISP can see your browsing history?

>>720180585
Not true. I used to work at one and these douchebags would chase, tackle etc any runners. Im not saying they had the authority to do that but a lot of people take that job way too serious and ive seen them go out of line

i just came for a 10yo on omegle

i work at publix, a southern grocery store, we use paper and plastic bags but behind the scenes they make us ask "is plastic alright for you today?" instead of "paper or plastic" because plastic bags are cheaper than paper and we would much rather the customer be inclined to choose plastic rather than paper.... its not that big but its interesting. never notice these things as a typical customer

>>720187921
Nothing crazy. Have this regular who gets high takes his clothes off and goes jogging

Hotel Workers: What is the best way to get discounts or upgrades? I stay at a hotel at least a few times a moths and always ask, most of the time they say no but other times they give me the most expensive room they have for the lowest rate. Does it depend on the hotel chain or the employee?

I work at Starbucks as a part time job

>inb4 faggot

Ama ig

>>720188222
I watch a youtube video where a shoplifter stabbed loss prevention, it would seem wise to let them go

>>720187947
Roadworthy
But many of us are proud and wash and wax them.
Vice sometimes uses shitty stuff on purpose

>>720188230
That is an odd line of employment.

>>720188261
Yea, that's not crazy that's hilarious

>>720188173
What about full body cavity?

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>>720188149
Go fuck your mom

>>720187468
Yes it's per day, if you structure to not report a CTR you can go to prison so would NOT recommend it. The government doesn't care you have 10k btw it's just used for reporting and ensuring you aren't finding terrorism and paying uncle sam

>>720187154
Do people really try to proposition you to get out of stuff?

>>720188173
How can someone effectively make a citizen's arrest?

>>720188234
They do that at my local grocery. Of course people notice that. Generally nobody cares

>>720188078
WE have NO access to a safebox. We can only access it if you miss your payments and are delinquent or if it is court ordered. I have had to drill safe boxes and I've seen cash jewels and drug money before though.

>>720178257
mailman here

we talk about customers on coffee breaks or such.
if you're friendly or not, if you ever sent a in a complaint about some ridiculous bullshit and so on.

when you have a hot daughter or wife we also talk about them.
and if the customer is friendly to us we treat em better than the rest, assholes usually get what they deserve

>>720188422
I wish I could get paid to rocket my nuts on omegle, that would be the dream.
just do it for fun and for the flat chests

>>720188538
Need a court order unless I have reason to believe that getting one will cause the person harm.
Like a bag of drugs that has been swallowed /

Comcast Technician here, hit me with your questions.

Also if you constantly call in and bitch about your service and we've fixed everything and you still bitch you get put on a list and you can no longer request a service call.

>>720188346
Yeah I saw that. So a message to all you thieves : Undercover LP douchebags may be physical with you if youre caught. It all depends on the people youre dealing with so its a cointoss. On a sidenote I remember a few of them got fired for going too far