Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>always RP and ERP
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
And Cirno claimu!
I do remember reading something along those lines before I went to bed last night
>Glance at our Dischord chat
>Glance back at the thread
Yeah, I really don't think that's the case.
It'll get better!
Trying to fix my water-cooling loop. You?
Is masturbating to my waifu healthy?
And yet you never do. How sad.
Just watching you fail at gets.
I started a joke, that started the whole world laughing.
Alright then, have fun Ikarous
Maybe I just don't understand why someone wouldn't like to help people... oh well
Oh, Kanra... oh well, I didn't see her yet apparently, thanks anyway!
I found it very amusing~
I added 2 new features to my DiscordBot.
Now, it can play Slots and give Facts
Brothers both say 'you're better than this'. Friends all wonder why I dont break down. Chara might have a more objective opinion.
Late reply because people ordered dishes that take time and effort.
I know but i want it to be better now
Even with the bikini pics?
Sorry to hear that dood and bye dood!
W A K E M E U P B E F O R E Y O U G O G O
Not at all, you sick bastard.
I recommend not actually listening to blood-chan ever or talking to her.
More objective opinion about what?
She's fun though
CRAP!!!! off by milliseconds!
Thank you for waking me up inside
>ow the edge
Equivalent force. Never use more than they do.
Oh what do you do?
But its only been weeks
That explains it
I'm at work
Most of the stuff she says is mildly so.
>Still gotta try to get her off you
Exciting! I have yet to grasp the purpose of a Dischord bot
Patience is hard, but it's a virtue!.
Fastfood wage slave.
That's still too long
I don't have any patience
Do you only post cuties over and over and not say anything?
Very true, but if that's the case just play with her!
Durararararra is amazing, but she's obsessed with kanra to a bad level.
>I have yet to grasp the purpose of a Dischord bot
I know you can use bots to allow members to self assign certain roles
>I have yet to grasp the purpose of a Dischord bot
To program and use ur programming to be loved without anyone knowing who the hell you even are.
But mostly to spout memes and be a faggit
You know, ayy lmao, Shrek, but also generate unnecessary amounts of spam by users who abuse its features.
In other words, a challenge that proves fun, and sometimes provides lulz
I used to do that at sonic
then i made a decent resume.
Gimme your number and we'll "talk" more ;)
Christmas is ded
I watched Durarara season 1 but I can't remember a Kanra damnit
Pfft, don't worry, she has no idea where I'll be moving to.
I tend to just talk with her and ask her things about herself or how she sees things.
It's very interesting
Eh. Im not fussed.
Whether Im a good mentor.
Mine can play music in voice chat, turn text into Leet, Fluffy Pony, or some Gothic Fancytext
Also, it responds to memes, thus generating large amounts of spam.
Like, you can say "navy" over and over and get tons of Navy Seals pastas posted per minute
It devours bandwidth with few valid purposes.
But it's fun to code and make it do random shit
Try doing something to get your mind off of it
Well, that does sound pretty useful.
I see, so it's like a "Look at my coding prowess my e-peen is at least three times yours" type of thing
My resume is...okay/10.
Kinda tempted to go to Sonic now.
Sure, I wouldn't say I'm WORRIED, but it's still not something I'd like
Christmas is never dead on a cutie.
>not remembering kanra
I've been doing that with her for years, i've gotten kind of bored with it now honestly... But it was fun at a point!
God she is so dumb. I loved how Kanra basically ignored her and she still called him master. 10/10.
I also did a term with the navy that helped a ton.
>fuck mcdolands tbqhwyf
Its only alive during December even on a qt
Why isn't it healthy?
I don't know. Considering your behavior in the thread I would assume that you're very patient and forgiving when it comes to new people.
I could see you standing next to your pupil and letting him try out to do things, even when he needs longer than average. You'd probably encourage him and praise him if he does something good or fast and critize him merciless while not forgetting the good...
actually, yeah, I think you'd be a good mentor if you're irl like you're in waifu
... OH Izaya!
Fuck, I LOVE Izaya
>remembers Kanra now
Seriously why not say Izaya?!
I don't have a phone :(
I talk to people here
That sounds like it'd do wonders for you. I'm just trying to work my way through school right now, and they pay the bills.
Waifus are not for lewd, they are for pure
Mm, we'll see. Did you eat yet?
Well, that works too
And ofc, I made my bot use Cirno as avatar and stuff
But what if my waifu sends me a bikini pic and I get horny?
You disappoint me. I always approve of cute dress up on a girl regardless of season.
You should never lewd your waifu.
I don't remember how obsessed she was to that point, but for a while all she did was talk about him. I loved insulting him, it pissed her off so much.
Ikarous calls him Kanra due to a poster she was obsessed with. Shit she called me kanra for like 2 years too. Annoying shit.
Correct. Izaya/Mr.Orihara is not Kanra.
If she was real enough to do so, it'd be fine.
But until then, you must keep your love for her pure, and not simply use her to get off!
Oh... An Alicefag... eh, well whatever.
but thanks for clarifying.
Who's Kanra and why does she obsess over her?
Tell that to the guys who I tried to teach. As long as I get respected I would be. I do act pretty much the same IRL.
It does stuff like that
>eh, well, whatever
Rude, I'm not that bad.
Kanra is some late-year shitposter who thinks he's better than everyone else online. Posted in /animus/
What do you do with that picture of your waifu showing her panties in private, anon?
But I do love her! She just sends me these pics as a bonus!
It's always two sided.
Saw that when I worked in retail too.
My superiors loved me and then there came the trainee.
... He slept on the toilet the little shit
Should've seen his face when I told him I get up at 3am to get to work.
I'm not in /animus/ and I highly dislike jerks like those
but I don't even know /animus/ damnit
I didn't say that you didn't love her, I just said you must keep your love pure.
Tarnished, impure love fades~
I've had my waifu for nine years now.
Weirdly enough we used to talk on steam all the time. All I ever did was insult her but she told me some interesting shit. I also know she likes to be a submissive slut and wants someone to cut her with a knife while choking her. There's a lot she'll tell you once you gain her 'trust'!
Nothing at all.......
Yeah, he was a piece of shit over-all. Explains why Ikarous liked him, eh?
Your making me question my ways. I domt like it.
You do you m8 just be sure to get paid.
These were guys who had never worked in a kitchen before. 21, and they had their father in Pakistan buy them cooks qualifications. They had been with us as cleaners for a year. I refused to work ANZAC day with them.
Good! Always remember, cute girls in cute clothes are always in season!
Hmm... a bit but not much
Since ikarous seems to like me
Oh yeah, you told me about those fuckers...
I mean I also never worked before but I did a better job
Geez, everyone is scared over a girl on the internet
I've had my waifu for about that long too. I like to think that she trusts me with relieving myself!
Daily reminder that the only cool /animu/ refugee is Anomaly.
But certain clothes belong in certain seasons
Yup. Minimum wage just went up too, so that's nice.
BBS came out 7 years ago already. geez...
When did you know she was your waifu?
Are you only attracted to her body?
Of course not anon
>hugs you and pats your head
Of course not, I'll protect you from the bad girl, okay?
Daily reminder that the coolers loser is still a loser.
Oh where do you live?
She really is.
Well, just so you know, the last thing she said to me like 2 months ago before "leaving the internet forever" was that she has a new alias and that she's gonna make friends with the waifu threads and then destroy them.
Fuck the police.
None of the new generation know a thing about respect of others. Too concerned with their personal rights.
You're almost talking like you aren't a loser yourself~
But how? Really, how did you manage to make that happen?
I'm an /Animus/ refugee too, i've been there for the long timespan of few minutes and left because Bard was being a bully, he's not here too, right?
Actually since it's a pain to get into /Animus/ to talk about her with ones like Kanra you should just speak with Jack instead, he's a super fine person and knows lots about both Alice2 and Ika, two birds with one stone!
I never denied it.
Well, have fun. I'm gonna go be a loser with my friends and drink until I can't see, talk, or walk straight.
That has nothing to do with what we are discussing
Well, as a kid I did find her hip swing in that armor back in the secret ending of KH2 intriguing... but I became especially smitten by her pre-release and early high school. Recently before the game came out in the US, I deliberately chose to play her first out of the trio at Comic Con, so I was certainly a waifufag at that point. My love for her only grew. I'm attracted to her kindness, her strength, her dancing skills, and her protectiveness of her dumbass friends, as well as her apearance!
Hey good morning! You were right I stayed up way too late last night...
Alright, let's be fair. Jack doesn't actually know shit about Alice2. A lot of what he says is bullshit.
The waifu police...
Just don't do it again anon or I'm not nice anymore
I heard that like 5 times already hahaha
But alice community... I mean alice basically collected underageb& and mentally ill people who are all easily manipulated and stuff... so no wonder ika could pull it off
That's what every generation said so far rory
Every single one
Who's Jack now?
I see...Well, I can't say you're not devoted. Still, offloading all your lewd desires onto her...
Its a sign of aging. Get off my lawn.
>Galil knows what happens if you step on my lawn
You were up until 2:00, and didn't you say you wake up at 4:00? How did that work for you
Adding waifu doesnt make it relevant
Eh, the alice community at one point was decent. I enjoyed it for the company. Honestly I don't know where it all went wrong. I still thank her for giving me a place to stay.
Pretty horribly... I actually woke up at 7 today, I have an additional duty until next tuesday that only requires me to go in at 8. (9 on mon, wed, fri) so I got lucky... How are you?
Because it doesnt make sense
Maybe I should quit uni and just get a full time job to help my girlfriend
Every community was good at one point in time
But when you make a pokemon bank with
Wait, wasn't he the one that was collecting informations about her with Gray?
Just a legitimate question since i'm not dure myself, there are so many posters that i might've confused him for someone else.
Hi! I'm assuming you've been posting here since a long time, and now that i saw you live in California i just have to ask you this, sorry, do you know of a poster that used to post here...probably something like a year ago, while using Hikari as waifu?
Could you blame me, with the way she looks in bikinis and spats?
When I fap to other women, it feels like it's just for relief, but when I fap to my waifu I feel close to her, and I thank her for the good time.
I don't think I've seen you, but Anomaly said something about you being the Remi from the advice threads.
>Bard was being a bully, he's not here too, right?
He's been around, but I haven't seen him again in about 5 months or so.
>Well, have fun.
I'm always trying to, my dude.
Take care, normielord.
well yeah no shit sherlock holmes
are you sure?!
I wanted to know what kind of person he is
Also Louise is new and there was no Hikari anon
Cut me some slack I got like 2-3 hours of sleep... I just care about my waifu in christmas clothes...
I dunno. Well now I'm here, this one will die soon as well I imagine.
He may have been, but a lot of that information with Gray is just... straight up wrong. Gray connected a bunch of shit that doesn't actually exist just cause he was upset and thought he was wronged. He just wanted revenge. That's not to say it's all wrong.
It's been stagnating a little bit yeah but probably won't die anytime soon... unless everyone joins the discords
Pretty nearby, yeah. I actually have a brother in Irvine.
>Get a full time job
It means a lot that you'd do that, but you shouldn't be held back because of me!
I have been posting for less than two months, actually. Can't say I know any Hikari.
Sure can! There's tons of lewds of my waifu but I refuse to. Objectification is bad, anon
That makes sense now
Oh shit im in laguna hills
If you're a part timer, go for a part time job.
Anon, being lewd is a safe and biologically beneficial activity to enjoy!
What's the discords? I'll live there and use my beautiful voice to tell people not to be bad at video games.
I can't even get a proper job in vienna from where I live now.
I need 3-4 hours drive to go to vienna and home again.
Last time I even needed 5 hours since I had to catch the earliest train and the bus I took needed 40 minutes to drive me to my workplace
Until I'm finally living in vienna... I will not have a part time job...
Should really get something though
You're not holding me back sweetie.
Besides, a part time job would be okay too, I'll see what I can do.
They mostly chat and not use voice chat though