Hail, citizen. We've received multiple reports of illegal

>>720144006
Not at all sir. All I have with me are 46 cheese wheels

>>720144006
i dont know nothin about no dubs copper

>>720144006
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

>>720144006
No sir. Nothing about it. I'll keep a look out for any.

*Quickly sneaks away hiding dubs*

>>720144344
seize him!!

>>720144344
By the order of the Jarl, stop right there!

>>720144344
CRIMINAL SCUM

>>720144618
>>720144670
but i am your thane!

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>>720144344
Guards, here! I can see a criminal!

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>>720144344
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

>>720144788
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

>>720144788
NOW AIN'T THIS A SURPRISE! CAN'T WAIT TO COUNT ALL YOUR GOLD!

this kind of cheesy shit is my will to live

Fuck you all, you can't stop me

>>720144578
Thank goodness I got away from those guards... Lord knows what would have happened to me...

Dubs and OP is a faggot

Shouting

>>720144788
> we are routed, fall back!

Are you looking for these?

well who wants to fuck a good boy pussy now?

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>He psst over here!
>Wanna buy some skooma?

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>>720144927

Who else excited for TES5 on Switch?

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All these criminals, This use to be a nice city before the imperials came.

too bad, you can't stop my trips

>>720145066
IMPERIAL SPY!

>>720145066
GET HIM!

who is this dubs you talk about?

Oh u talk to me coz I be redguard, mayne u raysis mayne fuk u muhfuggen muh divk ima pull the strap muhfugga gadamn muhfugga!

Get me if you can!

>I just gotta get out of this city...
*attempts to sneak away*

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>>720145066
>>720145142
>>720145157

Man... I can't catch a break.

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>>720145066
HALT STORMCLOAK SCUM!

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I dinn do nuffin

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Nothing here sir, carry on.

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>>720145320

>>720144006
I used to get dubs, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Check em faggot

>>720145383
Sheathe those claws Khajiit

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Just trying to get some mead with my brothers and what happens... An argonian walked in...

I know nothing.

>>720145540
>Wanna buy some skooma?

>>720144006
I don't know what you're talking about officer.

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>>720145035
How many grams of skooma can I get for 1000 gold?

>>720144006
whiterun belongs to the stormcloaks

>>720145599
>criminal scum

>>720145599
TWO CASES OF ILLEGAL DUBS
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

>>720145599
you should have never come here

>>720145599
dubba dub

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None here

No Dubs here

>>720145619
>I'll give you 6 bottles.
> Be warned... This is very potent. Its not your average skooma.

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>>720144006
Teleports behind you* No, khajit merely rolls.

>>720145673
>>720145682
>>720145707
>>720145719
To quote the great Hitler, "So I grabbed a blonde and a case of beer. The Russians are coming, let's get out of here."

Dubs are for faggots anyway

Just on my way to Riverwood, no need to stop me

>>720144578
>>720145356
>>720145776

By the lord of Talos... I need to be more careful. I'm going to get caught at this rate if I'm not more careful...

>>720144006
i'm just minding my own business here

I got no dubs here. See.

Dubs and I die within the next week

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>>720144006
I got my dubs, come get 'em

>>720145999
Bye Bye now.

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>>720144006

You've got a real bounce to your chest.

>>720145999
YOU'LL DIE NOW CRIMINAL SCUM!
>Wanna buy some skooma?

You won't get the dubs of me!

>>720146055
SHIT!
I'VE BEEN CAUGHT!

a what

>>720146029
Whoops, wrong numbers

>>720146035
Stay out of trouble orc.

>>720144788
Serena.
Need somethinf
Need songthidn
Need djdhdjd
Need jdhdjdbd
Need need somehfidbdhjdjdhdjdhdvdhxhdbdhh
Need something?
Nooooooooooooo!

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>>720146055

>>720145066
You're under arrest nord! Resist and I will destroy you!

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>>720146099

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>>720146280
I CAN EXPLAIN I SWEAR!

>>720145882
Duuuuuuuuubs

No lollygaggin

FOS RO DA!!

I like totally can't wait to see the courtyard again??..

Well met, traveler!

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>>720146381
PLEASE! TAKE THIS AND LEAVE ME BE!
I'LL GIVE MY DAYS UP OF HAVING DUBS! I SWEAR!

>>720146495
By the gods what manner of power is that

The security in Whiterun is terrible. Shameful is what it is.

>>720144006
Hello sir, I do believe everything is in order

>>720146541
Would you care for some fine herbs?

>>720144006
oops dropped something

>>720146495
I need to ask you to stop, that... Shouting... Its making people nervous.

>>720146661
Oh that, that's someone else's. Not at all mine

Nope, sorry nothing.

>>720144006
Dubs? I know not of what you speak.