IIT: How fucked are you? Which layer of Hell would you be condemned

>>720076305
wtf anger doesn't really seem bad, like i wouldn't like a swamp but i wouldn't really hate it

>>720076624
5th Anger: Forever doomed to dwell in the river of styx, fighting with the millions of others to the top for a breath of air.

Probably anger

Let the ash fall to the earth And burn into my skin
All the pain that I must bear Is payment for my sin

The streets that I once called my home Have long decayed away,
My soul is trapped in emptiness The dark is here to stay

I see the spirits of the damned Reaching for the light
But punishment for treachery Is cold, unending night

As I well know, the consequence The punishment I've earned
God's supposedly forgiving That is not what I've learned

I've learned that he abandons Those he is thought to love
He leaves their tainted souls to rot, There's no mercy from above.

And so I walked the other path, The darker, fiery trail,
And through the power I achieved, I etched another tale.

A tale of pure darkness, Of anger, hate, and rage
I learned to use the devil's gifts Freed from an inner cage

I am a soldier of the fire A minion born of hate
Certain souls can be redeemed, For mine it is too late.

The throne of God abandoned, And heaven lies in flame
It is I who burned it down I am the one to blame

As heaven lies in ruins, And melts into the ground
I turn to face my master We leave without a sound

My newly acquired trophies I lift high into the air,
The head of Christ, and the Hands of God Bound with angel's hair

i wonder if the pit of darkness got darker when nigerian email scams got big

>>720077274
where is this from?

>>720076305
Anger sounds metal as fuck

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>>720077070
way to ruin it, faggot

>>720076305
>lust
>ibn sexual deviant

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>>720076305
Way to spice up the fairy tales a bit, huh?

>>720076305
Anger sounds okay
I could be a swamp monster.
Can't I just stay in the forest running away from a Tiger?

>>720077274
Ahh there's always some fag who copys and pastes it. Cut you just let things be as they are! Kys!

>>720078319
>WHAT R U DOIN IN MAH SWAMP !!?!?!!

>>720078452
Hahahahahahahahahaahahaha

0/10 OP's pic isn't even accurate to the story.

It's probably ripped from that God of War 2.5 game they put out a while back.

>>720078576
you got a better pic? Post it

>>720078510
Sarcasm ?

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>>720077471
Anyone who falls for nigger bait deserves hell

>>720078576
And don't post boticheli or I will murder u

Lust seems like it would be more fun than torture. Until it gets boring...

>>720077070
Sounds like fun, in a fucking awful sort of way

>>720078576
Not dantes inferno? God just kys.

What exactly entails heresy here?

>>720076305
Ooh boy. I'll be stuck in either Anger or Lust

>>720078901
Yeah who can be the most angry and powerful. Personally Ive changed to glutton y. Oh no cold rain. It's not like I'm white. And so is my soul

>>720079173
Probably betraying faggot Catholic s

You think they would have built twelve layers because it's cheaper by the dozen.

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>>720078654
Here. These uncultured fags ought to read it.

>>720079498
Kill. Your. Self. Why.. . Why?!!!!

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>Circle VIII: Fraud
>thrown into a pit of darkness to battle demons for all eternity
fucking hell yeah come at me bat-winged faggots I'll fuck you up

>>720076305
Whichever suicide goes into, I suppose. I had been trying since grade school.

>>720079557
That's not a picture. Assuming B could be fucked to read the WHOLE divine comedy.. Hahahahahahahahahaahahaha hahahahahahahahahaahahaha it's like the longest poem ever written

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>>720079265
In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

>>720079575
Yay, I'm a real anon now.

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>>720076305
>>720079557

All blasphemy not supported by the Bible.

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>>720079696
Only if you actually pull it off. In the poem suicides get turned into trees. Second ring of the seventh circle, for violence against one's self.

>>720079799
Oh yes I forgot about cerebus. Fucking it I'm going to confession. And giving my lovely priest some gold to absolve me.

>>720079739
Paradise is boring as fuck, but Inferno is hard to put down. Purgatory's like Inferno light. Name me a more metal quote than

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

>>720079265
Like u have a choice

Roll for limbo

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i'de be in Limbo for sure. doesn't sound bad at all.

>>720079799
Tale me about II lust

Getting "blown" for eternity

>>720076305
what the difference between gluttony and greed? both are pretty much the same? Also Treachery and Heresy? The difference?

>>720079944
Hunh. Only if I succeed? Damn.
Well, here's hoping I'll at least make a nice looking tree, when I finally get it right.

>>720080115
Stop giving away secrets anon. You're ruining the balance of knowledge

>>720080153
According to the lore, you can't go to Limbo (first circle). It's reserved for unbaptized children and virtuous pre-Christ people. After Christianity was formed, no one else can have the luxury of hell in the first circle.

>>720076305
What is the best bet for edgy cheese pizza blow jobs?

>>720080125
When you are dead. The only place you go is 2ft wide and 6feet deep anon

How does this work when you fit in multiple circles? Do you get put in the lowest one you fit into? Maybe I should read this shit...

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>>720079696
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

>>720080457
Erm. What?

>>720080392
That makes sense, they have an excuse for not being Christian

>>720080502
I mean, can't really complain about that. I'd probably be ok with being a tree. That'd probably be the second best thing that could happen to me after dying.

>>720080392
Virtuous pre Christians how fucking religiously convenient

>>720080502
>homos and money-lenders get to walk through a desert of raining fire

butt-sex with dudes is just as bad as genocide

Maybe the most Catholic thing ever written. The Church loved this shit, which is probably why they didn't kill Dante for writing it, even though he included former popes in the Inferno.

>>720079498
10th Circle: Horrible puns.

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>>720080224
2nd Circle: You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

>>720080916
I'm an atheist, bro. Just telling how the lore is written. I consider it like any other mythology.

>>720081070
I didn't say you weren't. That's what religion was like and is. Convenient.

>>720076305
Why is this accepted as a religion

Those poor fucks have no choice without the baptism too

Greed isn't too bad, I mean after a few hours of burning you're bound to get used to it

IX SATAN IS MUH BITCH

>>720081358
>wild edgy teen appears

>>720081059
would still fuck

I am going straight to 6.

>>720081358
He is hell's bitch and you are hell's bitch too. but that doesn't stop you from making satan your bitch. It's like a bitch hierarchy with satan at the bottom (pun intended)

>>720080502
Metal as fuck

>>720077274
fuck you

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>>720081486
>salty directionless manchild

>>720082026
Wot m8 you wot ?

>>720076305
Probably 6. Event ho I'm a Christian I'm pretty sure I'd be labeled a heretic.

>>720081059
Oh oh oh, do VI do VI!

>>720077585
http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/dark/poems.php?id=577900

>>720078443
dont go quietly into the night

>>720081865
ill show you the better way

>>720082181
shut up faggot

>>720083258
you're microscopic on the edge of how edgy this is

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>>720082841
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

>>720076305
fucking shit i have done all of those and more

>>720076305
I'd probably be lust. Or heresy, seeing how I'm into freaky sex stuff

>>720076305
I probably belong in Fraud

>>720084143
Thaaaaanks! Shit, that circle must be pretty full. At least I'll have company

>>720081059
>>720080502
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>>720084143
you got my attention mate

>>720083950
buzzword buzzword. youre posting in a fucking hell thread cockbreathe

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Have been working on a campaign of DnD focused around sending a party of dead heroes through all the levels to reclaim their lives or some shit like that. Taking suggestions for what should be on these levels

>>720085024
you mean in levels of hell?

>>720076305

kind of in awe how shitty this depiction is... Dante could have made improvements but this is some REALLY shitty work.

>>720085024
>reclaims their souls

>>720085188
So you created a better drawing? Post it.

>>720085024
look up mythology creatures, get creative on how to defeat them, give each one unique weaknesses etc

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>>720085107
yeah each level in dantes inferno. I started it with this group several years ago, and got through the first 3 or so levels. They had a blast, but I felt unprepared.

>>720076305
all of them, I think?

>>720085469
fuck that, make the game super fucking hard

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>>720076305
7th by means of suicide most likely. Not too shabby.

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>>720085638
>>720085622
First attempt at it had two deaths in the first 3 or 4 levels. Faced the cerberus, and one of them died doing something retarded. Was wanting to do it roguelike to where they can't even make a new char if they lose

>>720085638
well yeah. directly attacking anything should kill you at the very least

>>720085809
stop posting tits.. im doing nofap
id make it so you have to find unique potions and use them in the right order for some boses.. kite some other boses.. think outside the box

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Can You Identify This Woman Who Set A Trump Supporters Hair On Fire In DC On Inauguration Day?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnERQIhsCFc

>endless storm and icy rain
Ha jokes on you i actually like storms and icy rains

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>>720083904

Wouldn't we all get heresy?