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ITT: Post your favorite movie quotes. I'll start: "Johnny's

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ITT:

Post your favorite movie quotes. I'll start:

"Johnny's here!"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4EHu6KhGIg
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>>720011608
You are my son
Varth dader
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Shrimp kabob, shrimp burger, shrimp soup...
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BITE THE CURB!!!
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>>720011608
You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
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>>720012129
You fucktard. That is not even close.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jchuUKxlW5U
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>>720011608
"Come with me if you want to leave."
Terminator series
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>>720011608
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"Get on in a heliochoppitor"

- captain pikkerd on star warez
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Luister je me nog steeds af of niet Lonneke
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>>720012064
You beat me to it basterd
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Don't act against social norms!
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John Milton: Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? [Subiectio: mock dialogue]

God? Is that it?

God? Well, I tell ya, let me give you a little inside information about God.

God likes to watch. He’s a prankster. Think about it.

He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does He do? [Anaphora: He gives…]
I swear, for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag reel, he sets the rules in opposition. [Anaphora: his own…]

It’s the goof of all time.
Look, but don’t touch.
Touch, but don’t taste.
Taste, don’t swallow. [Climax: look – touch, touch – taste, taste – don’t swallow. Anadiplosis: touch – touch, taste – taste]
*laughter*

And while you’re jumping from one foot to the next, what is He doing?

He’s laughing his sick, fucking ass off.

He’s a tight-ass. He’s a sadist.

He’s an absentee landlord. Worship that? [Anaphora: He’s…]

Never!

Kevin Lomax: Better reign in hell than to serve in heaven, is that it?

John Milton: Why not?

I’m here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began!

I’ve nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to have!

I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him.

Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections!

I’m a fan of man! [Internal rhyme: fan of man]

I’m a humanist. Maybe the last humanist. [Anaphora: I’m a…] [Epistrophe: humanist.]

Who, in their right mind, Kevin, could possibly deny the 20th century was entirely mine?

All of it, Kevin!
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>>720011608
"Beam him up Scotty!"
- Luke Skywalker
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>>720013915
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"I'd take a dump in a toaster if I thought it would do any good!"
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>>720011608
"You can not PASS!!!"
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"Im gonna break it!"
-Wack-It Ralf
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You're going to see some serious shit when this reaches 141.7 kilometers per hour
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You musn't have been here very long
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>>720014765
Kilometers? What version were you watching?
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I am a spoon
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Playschool, your dear Whatson.
-surelok home
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I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it, I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
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Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!
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Give it some welly, Luke!
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>>720014984
if thats the only misquoted line you spotted in this thread you mustnt be very observant.
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>>720014984
Guy, you realize all the quotes are a few words off. That's the meme. That's the joke.
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>>720015221
Congratulation, you're a movie buff, we all admire you and your non-smelly farts
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>>720015221
or the UHF version - badgers? we dont need no steenking badgers.
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>>720014984
PAL, of course
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>>720015307
>>720015318
Hadn't read all of theme, saw that after, I didn't got it at first cause changing this part has bo point
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You're gonna need a more sizeable ship...
- Jaws
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>Get to the copter!
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>>720015666
Spot on quote Lord Satan
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"SWIM is Smoking weed, smoking weed
Doing coke, drinking beers
Drinking beers, beers, beers
Rolling fatties, smoking blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts
Rolling blunts and smoking ’em…"
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>>720014984
>>720015318
Did you even watch the fucking movie? Jesus Christ.
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>>720011608
"A graffiti writer never expects to get caught/ Just like a cop never expects to get shot."
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Detective John Kimble: SHUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! - Kindergarten Cop.
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"Yer a wizard, luke"
-gandolf, x-men
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You know what I expected? Applause. I was only 20 years old then. I couldn't see how it would look to people. I was surprised by what happened. They didn't applaud.
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This is me, for a moment...
For a moment...
For a moment...
-Quadrophenia-
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"They tell me your wife squealed like a girl when they nailed her to the cross. And your son.. moaned like a whore when they ravaged him again and again..."
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>>720015460
A lot of oughtists itt
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"A ham sandwich"
- Orson Welles
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psychopaths are the pioneers of modern civilization
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"They will never take, my freedom!!" - WALLACE
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>>720016326
Actually Mel Gibson said that in Die Hard.
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>>720016013
"Please Applaud"
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>>720016582
niger
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As the sound of the playgrounds faded, the despair set in. Very odd, what happens in a world without children's voices.
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At the end of time, a moment will come when just one man remains. Then the moment will pass. Man will be gone. There will be nothing to show that we were ever here... but stardust.
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mein fuhrer
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all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain
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>>720017191
Or cum in a bukake show
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>>720016729
>>720017008
Loved both of these films.

I've always felt that Children of men was underrated.
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This great evil, where's it come from? How'd it steal into the world? What seed, what root did it grow from? Who's doing this? Who's killing us, robbing us of life and light, mocking us with the sight of what we might've known? Does our ruin benefit the earth, does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too? Have you passed through this night?
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Yankee diddle doodle, mother fucker

- Ashton Kutcher's dad in Armageddon
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>>720018138
You shouldn't use Ricky gervais' jokes like that.
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"I will return" - Robocop
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Scarecrow?
- FBI Agent
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"Jinkies I need my glasses"
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"Show me your battle expression" - 'Joker'
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>>720018633
Fucking kek..

On a serious note, I Just ordered both of these films, still waiting for the third.
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>>720018138
Melvin Gibson was the shit
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>>720018816
fuck
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>>720011608
"These violent delights will have violent ends, Lester."
Bilbo McNulty, Game of Stars
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>>720011608
I want some damn commie wigs
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>>720011752
"a error is occur"
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>>720019063
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>>720011608
"It's me - Batman"
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"You best start believing in ghost stories. You're in one." - Ray Charles
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Journey, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore
-Rosanna in Oz the Great and Powerful
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"You are a sorcerer Harry".
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>>720019606
Don't stop believing, hold on to that feeling
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Do you feel fortuitous, you little troublemaker`?
- Dirty old bastard
The Bridges of Madison County
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"where is the mobile switch device?"

-Iron Man
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you broke my elbow gregor

michelle kikenberg
road trippes
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My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck!
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"use the Thrust Leia"

-Emperor Palpatine
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>>720018138
Fucking kek
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No, I am your dad
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>>720018138
next level posting
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