Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
fog is cool. why did you cap storm? yeah snow is just a mess. yeah i dont play as much just every now and again with friends. she is pretty strong in game yeah
most likely. I could be wrong but ehh
I did play MK vs marvel and that was not very good
Just heresy already
Probably a bias towards blondes
Sounds interesting, might check it out
*comes back* you're not going to hit me are you..?
have you avoided drama up until this point?
I think so only actual thing that went poorly was a skype group i was in but that lasted for a good while
the fog was so thick that I thought some building was on fire when I went outside yesterday... And just that it's supposed to be super stormy, more for emphasis than anything. There's nothing like a wind that actually blows you away, imho.
I tried playing ranked seriously, it's just so much more fun as a casual/semiserious game. Do you like playing a specific lane, or are just whatever?
*cuddles* totally not never no. TOTALLY not going to maul you
For better or worse, I'm probably one of the more boring people here, so you're safe :P
Is there a PROBLEM with that?
also dark purple best purple
Vs marvel? You mean DC? I don't remember a MK vs Marvel
was that skype group part of these threads?
*blushes* oh my...um
ahh i'm boring too, but think you're better at conversion than me because of how much you write
>purple master race
thats really cool. I like that stuff. yeah storms are cool hasnt been a real hard one in a while. im normally fill. i think its important to be able to play everything
i dont have many purples so
yeah it was that i remember it being not very good though.
Either one works
Even the abyssal
Anything by Key probably works. But i think you know that already
The Grisaia games are decent, 2 out so far, one only out as of a week or so ago.
DaCapo 1 & 2 were ok i suppose. Haven't gotten 3 yet.
Demonbane was odd, but it wasn't bad.
Hoshizora no Memoria -Wish upon a shooting star- was good. I enjoyed it, though the little sister's voice can be a little grating.
If My Heart Had Wings was pretty good.
Littlewitch Romanesque certainly wasn't sad, and the way you progress through the game can be a little tedious, but it wasn't terrible.
'yume miru kusuri - drug that makes you dream' was interesting. If i recall correctly, there were 3 routes and i liked 2 of them.
Sekien no Inganock was going well, but my playthrough got interrupted so i haven't finished it.
Koi to Senkyo to Chocolate was pretty good, though difficult to find because the anime has the same name.
Cross Channel was interesting. Certainly checks the "Sad" box.
Kamidori Alchemy Meister was great. I enjoyed it, though it's more of an rpg than a vn strictly speaking, and again, not sad or anything.
>the order was more or less when i found them on my hdd. I have more i think
It did not look too impressing
You seem fine, honestly better than me
I just ramble on and before I know it, this happens
Like, I just try to get my ideas down and boom
are you new to these, or am I just misunderstanding?
I would've taken a picture, but it'd would've just been super blurry. But yeah, it was almost dreamlike, especially with the streetlights and where I walked.
Fill is fun. I feel like you get stuck with support too much, which would be fine, but the ADC is usually bad... Oh well, it's nice to take a somewhat backseat role one way or the other
yeah it was a 3d arena so you could run away pretty much and run the clock
well its fog so it does that right? Fog has always been really cool same with rain. Im fine with whatever and if they suck oh well just a bad round
so this place is usually for casual conversations and skype is where all the bad stuff happens?
n-no, don't say that, im not better than anyone....
i love when people talk a lot because i usually have nothing to say.
yus i new!
well yeah normally just chatting. skype is dead really and all the outside groups are discords. not sure how the discord groups are but my skype one was fine up until the end
I guess so, cameras can just be so disappointing. What is such a detailed and intense thing to the human eye is just... out of focus to the camera.
Oh well a bad round is right, but if you can actively work towards a better one, I don't see why you wouldn't
practice is practice though
You'll have no problem with me not having enough to say, trust me...
Hi new! I'm Dad!
Puns aside, what brings you here?
maybe because its a cheap camera? I dont think im getting any better by just playing LoL at this point
That's quite a smug you got there
Hated that so much, felt cheap in deadly alliance I can just circle strafe past specials
Yeah, phone cameras aren't necessarily the best, but I feel like you need to get towards the high end of cameras to really get close to the human eye. And that's my problem with LoL and CSGO, and maybe even tonks, you have to practice REALLY specific things to get better at a certain point. That's a bit hypocritcal coming from me, but at least I really enjoy Melee things
ahh, ah, do i have to join a discord at some point too?
im actually the super quiet type that doesn't say anything until spoken to, but ilove hearing people talk, i love learning about others and hearing about their motivations in life, etc...
i came here becuz i wanted to spam Shielder but i didn't think people had actual conversation here
yeah too bad it could have been a cool fighter
yeah going to go all the way in melee till you win a trophy or something right?
of course you dont its all up to you
I've got a bit of the same problem in person, but typing is just freeing for some reason.
I feel like that's why a lot of people come in here, at least at first, there's just a bunch of different kinds of people and you can learn so much about human *stuff*
And yeah, it's a bit of a surprise when you realize that it isn't just people fighting about who has a shit waifu and who doesn't
Hopefully! Not for a little while, but I'll get there. My first big goal is top 8 at a larger tournament.
Although I got third at a relatively small tournament last night, so woo [!?]
Also, if y'all are talking cameras, is anyone here a photographer? I've been getting into it recently, got a Nikon D3400
well 3rd is pretty good. know how many people played?
sorry to get your hopes up or anything but we were talking about how bad phone cameras could be
I wish i had a psycho-killer stalker...
wait, wait, do i have to pay for discord?
what are you like then? /)^3^(\ if you don't mind me asking. (yes, i typed that whole emote out)
Hey answer me this one question. Do you like the Chargers?
no its free
Who wouldn't like Chargers dood?
They're convenient dood
And most anons here are gay too dood
Not that I'm one to judge, being a Prinny and all dood
oh thank goodness, most things on the internet are free right? do some websites still charge people for entering?
awh what a cute penguin!
I'm blue, if I was green I would die. If I was green I would die. If I was green I would die.
no its only midnight right now so its early. you?
My phone camera is fucking awful
Please take mine.
Photography is cool, although I can't say I know much about actual cameras makes/models and the pros and cons etc... What sort of stuff are you shooting and why?
Yeah! Almost broke even...
I think it was 20 or so, so nothing too major, but there were some decent people there
Pretty happy overall, shooting for higher next time though
I'm honestly impressed with that, I can't remember emotes for the life of me
I'd say I'm quietly determined, if that makes sense? Like, I'm pretty passionate about the stuff I'm passionate about, I just hate bringing it up because I'll sound like a dork or a braggart. Other than that I'm pretty much a goof
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
etc. etc. etc.
i think they really only charge for news and porn.
uh yeah youre blue
yeah sorry and same thats why we were bashing them
oh then yeah 3 is good. have a snack or something
>smug you in a minute
Fuck me Panth is still fun. 5/0 jungle, they surrendered at 21.
I'm a Prinny, not a Penguin dood
Was told to join the internet yesterday and get some information dood
So far I found out that many anons here are homosexual dood
Prinnys are for abusing, not conversing.
Mostly nature stuff. It's very relaxing for me to go out and lose myself in capturing everything just right.
Meh, the iPhone's seems pretty okay
DON'T THROW ME DOOD!
DON'T THROW ME DOOD!
I'm a Prinny dood. I'm used to abuse, cancer, shit work condition, starvation, violence, explosions, et cetera dood
hehe i could if it were possible but they seem to be obsessed with you!
no wai im its okay to sound like a dork, im passionate about banony and bakery. though i don't talk about it at all... it's all internal I think.
oh porn, i forgot, i don't think i've been on any porn sites since i came to 4chan. all the good stuff is already here
wait but they claim females, no?
not for like fog and stuff
maybe get some sleep aid stuff instead of talking to me. nah im just kind of sitting for right now looking at thread
yeah lots of porn here.
Fog is hard to photograph in general..
I'll probably try next time I see some
There's literally nothing in the house, but I'm debating running to a bodega
suggestions for the snack? If I even go, a snack is an odd celebration for a day old tournament result
Nature stuffs is fun
I had a period where I'd just walk around the countryside and take pictures while listening to music
I can't say I've ever heard of banony, what is it?
I realize I really don't know much about you
give me enough info to commit identity theft pleeeease
Yeah dood. That's the strange part of it dood.
Someone even told me he likes dicks and is gay dood.
Had this blonde girl with stitches and more than 2 arms. The claimer said he's gay dood
ah well show it then if you do.
i dont know what kind of snaks you like but its never too late
Yea Fran's gay dood.
Though i'm not sure he's been here in quite a while.
I'm a chess player and a uscf member. There is a fun fact.
That sounds really comfy to be honest. Music is a huge part of the equation to me, nothing is better than a good song.
Maybe over Dischord, but I'm a bit wary now. I'll letcha know when I have a picture, though~
Oh yeah, Fran!
He was here some hours ago dood
Wanted to know if I'm a cool dood dood
Oh, really? I suppose i do sleep, but i haven't seen him on here in a while.
what is ur favrit opener
My brother plays chess, this gives me enough of a basis to talk extensively on the topic
I mean, I know a little, but that's pretty cool
What's your ELO?
Comfy... maybe not. But definitely a lot of fun. Turning on some Tom Waits and just feeling like a badass for a couple hours was great though. Not sure where you live, but country roads are amazing both for walking and picture taking, at least for a city slicker like me.
I'm not much of a snaks person... I'd probably just end up with a bag of M&M's or some juice
alright sounds cool then
well whatever you like get it
>lichess up 1900 standard
Nah, I totally agree with that sentiment! It can be great to just get out and see a new environment. Change is always nice to see and photograph.
Like I said, just joined yesterday dood
Are you gay too dood?
Nor bi, if that's your next question.
My waifu is the blue one in the back.
slow replies, sorry
y-you don't watch porn do you?
if you want i will protect you
Woops I spelled it wrong, I meant Botany;...
M-maybe they're bi, or trying to make you feel uncomfortable!
Missed you. Have a smug.
Nah. Syndra easy to kill.
I'm as straight as it gets dood
Don't worry dood
I don't discriminate dood
Minorities have to stick together dood
You're welcome to white knight for me
Oh, so you're pretty decent
That's not good enough to be pro though, or is it? I'm guessing you're a bicycle messenger of all things if it's not
And the kings gambit is one of the few that I actually know, although I probably understand it incorrectly. Would you consider yourself an aggressive player because of that?
Change is nice in general, probably why I like wandering around so much. I would suggest going without a camera, just to focus fully on what's around you
Oh, very fun! Bonsais, gardens, potted stuff, etc.? I don't really know much about botany to be honest, but it seems interesting...
...do you uhm, you know... to it?
you're gay too or do you just like penguins?
i can tell your stalker is serious by the way they type/talk about you...by the way the wait for you here every day. im so jealous...
I did. 5/0/5. My teammates died once each and I took both dragons. Put heaps of pressure on mid and their jungle to stay with me.
of course i do
It's great! Some flowers smell awful, though. I think I got the same obsession from my mom and grandma
I wish the little snails would stop eating my flowers though
lewd, i could never go that far..
I'm just a heterosexual Prinny dood!
I like dem boobs dood!
Why are you posting with a Prinny, out of curiosity?
thats fine. it really is a poor habit i should kick but well yeah not going into detail
why does everyone like her boobs? it's what's on the inside that counts
where do you finish?
Because I AM a Prinny dood
We're too low to even think about having a waifu dood
It's just been ages since I got the soft sensation of being cuddled by someone with big lemons dood
I actually don't know if you're a boy or girl, but yessir/yesm'am is such a good phrase
I think I'm staying in regardless, we have OJ
Huh, I always thought all flowers were neutral at worst. A nice familial hobby like that is nice though.
thats a bit personal dont you think?
You're not suppose to post yourself here, unless you're some kind of a narcissist i suppose.
Waifu thread and such.
Then I just claim another female Prinny dood
So I have a Prinny Waifu
We look all the same anyway dood
i see where you're coming from, but my camera actually usually means I focus more on what's around me, cause I'm trying to take the perfect shot
Mm, I certainly hope he's not. I'm quite enjoying life now. Try to seduce him, please.
oh im mysterious then. Well then cancel your snack run
it would but that wouldnt be worth it
You just keep rollin' dem gets, huh
How should I cuddle you? I'm bad at this RP stuff..
once i sliced up about 20 tomatoes and left them outside and hundreds of snails came of no where and started eating them, I scoop them all up and put them elsewhere, so that helped a lot. I didn't want to kill any of them because they're so cute
its /b/ :D
I never said anything about masturbation...
What do you mean?
I'm... not every good at seducing.
>louise calle in captcha
this is a sign
Dumb luck dood
Y-you'd do that dood?
That's pretty damn lewd dood
ooooooo, so mysterious
And yeah, consider it canceled, OJ with ice is more than enough
also you kinda dropped any pretense of mystery with that second reply...
I always found, and still find, that I focus way too much on individual shots and compositions, instead of the whole thing. But hey, whatever best immerses you :P
That sounds adorable and terrifying... I'm glad you didn't kill them, snails are great when they're not eating flowers
I kinda want a pet one, but it'd be pretty boring
And I'm back from mysteriously disappearing to wank and shower
How is everyone's night/morning/afternoon?
Well that it is but detailing my personal time seems a little odd. snails are cute yes
i havent had OJ in a while. well im bad at the whole mysterious thing anyways
like do you want me to pick you up and hold you? *lifts you into my arms and presses you against my boobs*
they're really cute! and really small too. getting rid of them has help my garden flourish~ petting them is safe and they actually seem to react nicely to being touched
im sorry anon but i have no idea what you're talking about, do you have a waifu?
good morning, eating waifu~
would you like if i opened up first?
It is a sign you must do your best! Seduce him!
I feel that
But bringing it all together is where photography shines! Or panoramas are fun sometimes.
I'm unfamiliar with you, hello there
hmm well you said you didnt go that far but i could match you
Prinnies aren't allowed to have even think romantically about someone with higher social standing dood
D-D-Damnit dood, that's exactly what I wanted
maybe i would if he wasn't a freaking psycho-killer!
hi there, i've been posting for about a week now, i know nothing about this place
goodnight anon, cute claim!
im only kidding~
so lets get back to talking about Doom, is it a fast game?
i wish i had a cute penguin to cuddle irl...
okay, im completely lost now, are you mistaking me for someone else?
OJ is great, I'm slowly starting to enjoy the pulp
I feel like you pull it off, not typing a lot certainly helps
Yeah, they're surprisingly responsive. I feel like they'd be too stupid/scared to really care for a human, but not so. Did you have the ones with the eye stalks that retreat if your hands get near them?
Fair point about bringing it all together :P Panoramas are weird, mine always turn out garbage-y
>What you said to me
>What you said right below me
Well you're already breaking that rule dood.
Hello and good night cutie~
I see, Welcome to hell~
You may call me Lucifer or the man of many waifus
oh no they climbed on me for warmth, it was the cutest thing ever!
many waifus? isn't that bad, Lucifer?
sure you are. Oh very fast paced. they have this thing they call glory kills. basically you shoot the enemy enough and they will stagger and you do a quick take down animation that drops health. you dont use cover in this game really
pulp is just eww. well its just because i want to be to the point
Why do you think I'm lucifer?~
y-yeah that sounds like something I would be bad at.......
because having more than one waifu is a sin!
Too late, the captcha has spoken.
They never really work well, but they can be fun for fun's sake sometimes
you do need to start somewhere in the shooters right? So id go back to the black mesa and half life 2 or just half life 2. those are the shooter basics with fun physics mechanics thrown in
They're so slimy ;_;
I thought the same, then I had to drink it because I was still sick. It's really not that bad.
And it might be to the point, but you don't inadvertently reveal a lot. Pretty much everything you say is in response to a fairly direct prompt, which is KINDA mysterious. Not that that's bad, of course
Old-school stitching them together seems like it'd be fun, and I guess that's the right way to do it, but I always fuck up my phone one WAY beyond even "fun" standards
Now that's been established, welcome and enjoy your stay~
>Is lifting skirt
Because smearing your balls into enemy teams faces untill they die is mutch more fun.
Time for me to head out, bye everyone!
so has your trips~
maybe if they were yandere for me, but they seem to want to do that with you more
and here i thought half life 2 was a fun non-shooter type game. fine, i'll try them all out
the goop is really hard to wash off too! you have to soak your body for a while as well!
as long as hell is warm, i'm will to stay~
Goood child goood~ I'll be seeing you again
Take a pokey on your way out~
Oh, well, a nice warm bath of snail slime sounds lovely~
Night, nice meeting you!
i just gag a bit everytime i do and just ughh. so you would rather have me talk more
well hanako isnt here so thats as far as i go
well if you dont want a shooter ill tell you some other games next time then. goodbye
It can be kinda hard if you don't have steady hands
..I should go out taking pictures this week.
Nope, you can't ignore the satantrips and captcha. You totally gotta seduce em now. Practice on someone in the thread for next time they show up.
You're lucky I had my 2nd wank today
I mean I can't HELP but think dood
So please keep this a secret to my superior dood
I'm a PRINNY!
I prefer to flip into their faces while wearing a revealing outfit and make them taste my hot shaft.
Do what you gotta do dood. Consider acquiring a waifu though.
Mirai be mine bitches