Does anyone want to hear a greentext about all my failures or

The word

>>719967247
Here I go. Keep in mind it's been about 5 years and my life is still horrible.

>be me, 15
>betafag, but fitfag as well
>exercised 5 days a week, ate pretty well
>did okay in school
Life seems good right?
>donaldtrumpwrong.wav
>I get a gf in 9th grade
>4/10 looking back on it
>she was this overweight weeb, i swear she was mildly autistic as well
>so we dated for like 4 months
>life was ok during that
>i decide to break up with her
>too beta to do it in person, do it over text
>she literally tells EVERYONE in the school of how i broke up with her over text
>due to working out and good eating, i'm maybe a 7/10, on a good day 7.5
>doesn't matter, girls think i'm terrible and can't be dedicate enough to break up in person
>start to get really sad because some of my friends turn on me and support the fat weeb autismo
that was just the beginning
>get to school one day
>the "friends" who teamed up with fwa (fat weeb autismo) confront me
>i will mention right here that i practiced MMA for 3 years prior to this, important 6 lines down
>like 5 of them and 1 of me
>they tell me to start dating her again or else they'll blackmail me
>withwhat.jpeg
>then i found out that these fuckers were stalking me, taking photos of me out with other friends and some female acquaintances (betafag, nothing special
>hidden autistic rage engages
>punch one of them across the jaw, slam another into the wall
>the rest of them do some weeb shit and one tries to rear naked choke me
>too weak to rear naked choke me
>literally just break his finger and he lets go
>feel tough as shit and everyone just watched me beat up these weebs who were blackmailing me
>but then
>i just beat up 3 autistic fat kids while 2 cowered in fear
>and teachers watched
>get in school suspension for the next week
>grades drop severely
>start minor roid cycles
>this process repeats until i swear i've broken that one kid's finger about 6 times


Well, what did you think, /b/? Should I continue?

>>719968461
Please continue

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>>719968461
please, explain further.

Due to such popular demand, I will continue. This next story takes place around 2nd finger break, I was now taking somewhere around 3 cytomel and 250mg of anabol 500 a week. I'm pretty big and ripped, was around my prime.

>be me, 16 now
>really angry due to roids
>become really unapproachable
>lose most friends except for 2
those two friends are still my best friends today, they help me out a lot
>start doing really poorly in one class
>best grade for an assignment in that class was D+
>hated the teacher, she always targeted me and another friend because we slacked off
>one day, decide to fuck it
>stand up during a powerpoint and say, "fuck you, i'm leaving."
>"excuse me?"
>"you heard me."
>visibly trembling at this point because still betafag
>"anon, if you're going anywhere, it's to the principals office."
>she comes over and starts trying to drag me
>'pull my arm away' a little too forcefully and slap her across the face
>shit.xml.zip.wav.jpeg.png.bmp
>she starts screaming at me telling me to get out of her classroom
>decide to just ditch all classes that day and walk around town
>shit you not, i see the principal at this one pizza place
>he's like 4'11" but from wales, so hilarious to be around
>we were tight due to a few school trips
>approach him and explain to him the situation
>tell him i'm just so angry and that school isn't helping me at all due to people hating me
>he pats me on the back and tells me to go home and have a breather
>god bless his midget ass
>go home and take a nap
>wake up, calmed, roid rage gone
>decide that i feel better
>go to school next day
>those 5 fat autistoweebs confront me again
>not this shit
>instantly snap that one kid's finger
>get 2 weeks in school suspension
worth it imo

Should I just make this about every time I broke that kid's finger and the sadness and depression that led up to it? Don't get me wrong, there were more encounters, but I only broke his finger ~6 times.

>>719970118
Yes keep going moar

>>719970118
More I like it

>>719970118
Snap until the fingers arw no moar

>>719971523
Kek

>>719970851
Alright. Next time I broke his finger I wasn't on roids at all. Was completely clean and trying to go roidless. In the end I never went on roids again and got chub.

>feeling great now that i'm off roids
>feeling happier, becoming more approachable
>massive fat burning and muscle growth with roids has left me with nice gains
>getting more lean instead of massive now, dropped ~10 lbs and got more calisthenics oriented
>8 or 9/10, was benching 180, weighed 125
>still betafag though, couldn't keep up conversation with girls
>somehow managed to be a little bit of friends with alpha male popular group
>feeling really great one day
>fwa ex-gf confronts me one day
>tells me she still loves me
>everybody is watching
>say that we're over, i don't feel the same
>she runs away crying like some anime shit
>everybody looks at me and i just shrug
>life continues as normal
>few days later, white knight skinny weeb confronts me
>apparently he's dating ex-gf
>starts talking shit to me about how i'm too much of a pussy to fight him
btw this isn't finger-break kid
>start getting really mad
>i literally can't get another suspension or else i'm going to get expelled
>tell him to meet me at the city market in town and we'll find a place to fight
>he becomes deathly white and starts stumbling over his words to find something
>"w-well alright! b-but i've gotta w-warn ya, i know ninjutsu!"
>i rubbed my forehead in second-hand embarrassment and walked off
>next day
>meet him at city market
>he's wearing a fucking gi
>i'm just wearing a t-shirt and shorts with my compression underwear
>he wants to go to the park since there's grass to fall on
>"are you serious? let's just find an alley."
>some others from school are there too, they lead us to a decently sized alley
>i get ready, he does as well
>starts doing some faggot shit and poking at me and hitting me with the palm of his hand
>double leg takedown on him and he audibly winces but keeps fighting
will cont.

>>719966856
>greentext of all my failures
No thanks, I dont have all night to read through it all.

>>719971915
cont.
now this kid wasn't just skinny, he was scrawny. he looked almost like a stick figure. i could fit my hand around his bicep

>i'm mildly impressed, managed to fall into half-guard
>he doesn't know shit about ground maneuvering
>get on top of him and start beating his face
>realize i have tears coming out
>start letting out more and more anger on this scrawny weeb
>he's unconscious at this point, i just keep beating him
>friends end up pulling me off of him
>i broke a knuckle and the kid probably can't see
>call 911, tell them directions, and run
>next day, hear the kid was in the hospital with a concussion and was having memory issues
>the 5 weeb-ateers confront me
>"we know you beat up Jason-san! Apologize for it right now!"
>"fuck no, he was trash talking me."
>"only because it's all true."
>snap the kid's finger again
actually didn't get suspension this time, just detention, since i think principal was high on weed he confiscated. that dwarf was a god damn legend.

This would've been the 4th finger break. So far we've heard about the first, 2nd, and 4th. Which one next?

>>719971915
You should make a book

>>719972635
If anything, it'd be about how great it is to have a chill as fuck principal who is also a dwarf.

>>719972446
holy fuck, continue

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Fucking amazing plz cont.

>>719973008
I'll continue and decide to fill in the gap with the 3rd finger break. Was calming down off of roids, 1 cytomel and at most 100mg of anabol. Was still pretty angry and huge, had bad acne due to roids as well.

>one day, decided not to go to school
>relaxed around town, avoiding truancy officers, eating pizza and saying i had a free period to the workers
>lifeisgood.bmp
>see that school has already gotten out, notice people from school walking about
>decide to take bus home instead of walk
>on the way to the bus station, notice 3 dudes in all black are following me
>walk a little faster
>notice one of them take a photo
>turn around and ready up for a fight
>they're big, but more around the waist and seem to have skinny arms and legs
>it's getting dark, they have hoods up, can't see their faces
>figure it's just a bunch of fat redneck rapists
>plant a kick in one of their faces, the hood flies off
>it's finger-break kid! whoopee!
>the other two try to restrain me, just slam them into a wall
>"why the fuck are you guys following me?"
>"so we can see how sad your life has become without ex-gf, you both know you need each other."
>lolwut
>"no, i don't need her. fuck off and stop stalking me."
i realize now that i exposed finger-break kid to way more pain than was necessary. sorry if you're out there.
anyways
>go home
>uneventful evening
>go to school next day
>the 5 confront me, finger-break kid has a cut along his brow from my kick
>"we want you and ex-gf to get back together. you guys are perfect for each other and we can see you're sad and need her."
>"fuck no. leave me alone."
>i start walking away when ex-gf grabs me and tries kissing me
>she was a 6/10 before, she had ok skin, but this is what brought her down to the 4/10 i mentioned in first post
>she starts groping me and trying to kiss me as i push her away
>people are looking at us now, and i decide to just shove her away
>"what's your problem!?"
>"i-i love you, anon..."
will cont.

>>719973859
cont.
>"i don't feel the same way about you! why can't you understand that?"
>i was yelling at this point
>one of the fat weeb guys came up to me and started shoving me around, telling me to be more respectful to her
>i start getting angrier and my veins are noticeably bulging out on my arms
>he tries taking a swing, but i beat him to it
>punch him in the jaw and kick him back into the fat weeb group
>other weebs come at me with shitty stances
>trip 2 of them, grab another by the throat and slam them into a wall, and
the moment you've all been waiting for
>i snap that kid's finger

Next post will be 5th finger break, one after that will be 6th, and then some of the smaller encounters I guess

Hands down legend .bump

This is the gayest shit I've ever read.

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>>719974517

>>719974517
I kinda like the story. When I was in school 0 shit happened. No fights or any big events

>>719974737
Lel

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>bless that midgets ass
Lol

>>719975064
Sorry dwarf ass

So. This will be the 5th finger break. I was completely clean off roids, and was doing more calisthenics shit. I was almost 17, this was during the summer.

>having fun with friends, lean as fuck now, not worried about school bc summer vacation
>decide to go to pool
>first mistake
>end up that all the weebs are there reenacting some public pool scene from an anime
>specifically, ex-gf is dressed like yuno gasai from future diary
>killmenow.exe
>i know exactly where this is going, we watched that anime when we were dating
>also, scrawny bf is out of hospital, i never got charged with anything since he had massive memory loss, also lost the ability to move one eye properly
>so there they are
>a scrawny weeb and a fat weeb
>fat weeb 'loses' her bikini top
>presses herself against him to hide it
>i vomit a bit in my mouth
>also, me and friends are in sauna doing burpees and in-place jogging for cardio
>window is clean enough to see through but still be hidden
>we decide to leave
>but
>BUT
>finger-break kid notices us
>he tells them about us
>ex-gf and scrawny bf are still in pool doing scene
>3 fat weebs come to fight me and my 2 friends
>my 2 other friends aren't exactly athletic, one is pretty skinny but not pathetically, and the other is really skinny but he knows where to hit people
>they follow us into locker room while yelling shit at us
>they bring up how they know i've been crying at night
they were actually stalking me at this point. i was really paranoid about being in my own home.
>i tell them to leave us the fuck alone
>weeb 1 says something directly out of an anime
>"fat chance! we're not going anywhere!"
>first weeb attacks really skinny friend
>misses
>skinny friend attacks
>jabs weeb 1 in throat
>weeb 1 down
>weeb 2 attacks me
>misses
>mildly skinny friend attacks weeb 2
>mild friend deals damage to weeb 2's stomach
>weeb 2 is down
>i attack finger-break kid
>it lands
>finger is broken

That was finger break 5. It does kind of give you an idea. 6 coming.

>>719974763
maybe because shit like this never does and OP is making it up

hmm I wonder

>>719975305
If you really want proof I can post it. Names censored of course but I have photos of all the weebs and photos of myself from when I was 15-16.

>>719975498
Yeah sure, it'd give context at least

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>>719975305

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>>719975305
Real or not. Still pretty interesting. I wish more threads like this popped up.

>>719975498
post that proof bro this is gold

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>>719975498
Post pics fitbro

>>719975498
Hell yeah I wanna see if they look like I imagined them

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>>719975979

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>>719975527
Alright. Middle is ex-gf before we started dating. Two girls on the side moved away, they were her weeb hubbies. Never fought but still were confronters. I'll post additional photos with next stories and explanations.

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>>719976145
dodged a bullet my dude

>>719975680
I can agree with this shit

>>719972446
Moar all finger snaps

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my first live gt thread. OP make it count

>>719976145
She seems crazy just by how she looks
M

Hurry up OP i'm fapping furiously and you can't have me edging like that forever

>>719976451
I know who you truly are, M

>>719976523
Shhh, B

>>719976601
It's W, fucker

Op im missing sleep for this shit. Cont

yeah hurry the fuck up OP
-W

What if OP was writing this on his phone, while standing on a chair with a noose around his neck and he accidentally kicked the chair out mid sentence?

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For the last image, if some of you are saying that she's not that fat, she got worse. Bad acne, bad hair, bad everything. She had a double-chin by the time we stopped dating. Anyways, this is the scrawny bf. He was also really short, shorter than her. Maybe 5'5"? It was horrible.
time for the final fingering

>summer is over
>first day of junior year
>gotten a bit chub but not too noticeable, still a 7/10 imo
>ready for a new start to the year
>ex-gf and her scrawny bf are in 4 of my 7 classes
>fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>they do all this nasty weeb shit in the classes without consent for others
>they say weeb shit like desu and chan and san
>it's horrible
>sometimes they try speaking in japanese to each other
>sometimes i had to excuse myself from the room to fucking puke
>so this shit keeps up for a semester
>next semester, after somehow having made it through hell, i discover only scrawny bf and finger-break are in 2 of my classes
>purejoy.jpeg
>i also have a friend in 5 of my classes
>even better
>so second semester is getting better
>but now i have to deal with scrawny bf and finger-break shit talking me and my friend all the time
>start getting angry like i was on roids
>my friends actually started thinking i was on them again
>one day, get so pissed
>scrawny bf has start throwing shit at me while teacher doesn't look, and kicking the back of my chair
>stand up, pick my chair up, slam it in his face
>finger-break knows what's coming and clenches his hands and runs to the other side of the room
>i yell at scrawny, "why won't you fuckers just leave me alone!?"
>his nose is broken and he's crying
>good
>teacher sends me out of the room
>principal is cool, i explain situation to him
god i loved that man. i would've let him fill me with his dwarf dick.
>he moves the two weebs out of my class

will cont. for more photo proof. also, keeping you fucks on edge.

Jesus fuck what the shit are his fingers made out of? Fucking putty?

>>719976902
Finger Break VI: Return of the OP

Finger Break VI: The Final Fingering

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SORRY FOR REPOST, REALIZED THERE WAS INFORMATION THAT COULD'VE LED YOU FUCKS TO FIND HIM

For the last image, if some of you are saying that she's not that fat, she got worse. Bad acne, bad hair, bad everything. She had a double-chin by the time we stopped dating. Anyways, this is the scrawny bf. He was also really short, shorter than her. Maybe 5'5"? It was horrible.
time for the final fingering

>summer is over
>first day of junior year
>gotten a bit chub but not too noticeable, still a 7/10 imo
>ready for a new start to the year
>ex-gf and her scrawny bf are in 4 of my 7 classes
>fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>they do all this nasty weeb shit in the classes without consent for others
>they say weeb shit like desu and chan and san
>it's horrible
>sometimes they try speaking in japanese to each other
>sometimes i had to excuse myself from the room to fucking puke
>so this shit keeps up for a semester
>next semester, after somehow having made it through hell, i discover only scrawny bf and finger-break are in 2 of my classes
>purejoy.jpeg
>i also have a friend in 5 of my classes
>even better
>so second semester is getting better
>but now i have to deal with scrawny bf and finger-break shit talking me and my friend all the time
>start getting angry like i was on roids
>my friends actually started thinking i was on them again
>one day, get so pissed
>scrawny bf has start throwing shit at me while teacher doesn't look, and kicking the back of my chair
>stand up, pick my chair up, slam it in his face
>finger-break knows what's coming and clenches his hands and runs to the other side of the room
>i yell at scrawny, "why won't you fuckers just leave me alone!?"
>his nose is broken and he's crying
>good
>teacher sends me out of the room
>principal is cool, i explain situation to him
god i loved that man. i would've let him fill me with his dwarf dick.
>he moves the two weebs out of my class

will cont. for more photo proof. also, keeping you fucks on edge.

>>719977065
2/11/16
its too late, anon

>>719977065
MISSION FAILED
WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME
-W

>>719977174
How can that be used to find him?

>>719977065
>In the office with the principal
>All of a sudden weeb gf opens the door
>We get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

Was it the same finger every time?

>>719977454
This person knows the important questions

Reverse image searching now, will look for the specific date, I'm sorry OP

-M

>>719977733
Don't do it, it will ruin the story

Its dying op hurry

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This is finger-break kid. This was from his senior year. He lost weight and actually became less weeby, but still hated me. Sorry faggot.
>>719977174
>>719977241
I swear you guys are going to scan through every post made on the 11th of february of 2016.
>>719977327
i keked
back to story.
the final installment.
Finger Wars: Return of the Fracture

>rest of year is pretty good
>uneventful run-ins with weebs are resolved peacefully
>i've stopped working out but still not overly fat
>however
>HOW
>EVER
>we had a little bit of a run in
>more like a big bit of a run in
>where some finger snapping happened
now i could just say fuck you and make this about an 80s musical but no, i'll give you fags the story
>again, the pool
>friends and i were just hanging out, doing tricks off of the diving board
>i managed to pull of a misty flip for the first time
>weebs show up wearing bikinis and trunks
>gag
>we decide to start leaving again
>weebs confront and start acting like anime main characters
>"leaving because you're scared we'll hurt you?"
>"i bet anon is just too embarrassed that scrawny is dating ex-gf!"
>insertcringe.mp4
>finger-break decides to try something on me
>an attempt at revenge
>he grabs my finger and tries bending it at weird angles
>he's just going at it trying to bend it
>can't even bend my finger
>i grab his hand
>i ready up for the finish line shot
>he shoots
>he gets a firm grip on the finger
>AND HE DOES IT
>THE FINGER IS BENT 90 DEGREES BACKWARDS
>ANON HAS DONE IT
>JOYOUS DAY
>HE'S RUNNING FROM THE LIFE GUARDS AND BEING TOLD HE CAN NEVER RETURN TO THAT POOL

It was worth it. I have a few more stories. dubs gets to choose: how i almost beat up a friend thinking it was a stalker weeb or time weeb pulled a knife. Also, it was two fingers. His index and middle.

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Not gonna let this amazing thread die

>>719977925
You can tell by his face, that he's broke his fingers few times

>>719977925
i kekd, knife roll

Roll for knife story!

Rolling for knife

Knife rolo

>>719978143
Reroll

Knife roll

Rolling for knife

Knife roll!

>>719978197
Reroll

Knife roll

>>719978208
Rerolll

Knife get

>>719978221
Damn off by 1 well reroll I guess

>>719978213
Reroll!

>>719978226
Rerolling for knife

a knife? ROLL

>>719977925
Knife sounds worthy

>>719978266
check'em

>>719978266
Winrar!

>>719977925
rolling 4 knife
-W

>>719978316
>316 ▶
>>>719977925
>rolling 4 knife
>-W
re roll

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lel

also reroll for knife

>>719977925
rolling 4 knife

>>719978266
WINRAR

>>719978266
Ayyyyy

>>719978355
HE DID IT

KNIFE INBOUND

>>719978266
DELIVER OP

>>719977925
WEEB PULLED A KNIFE: Dad plz

>>719978355
LOL Google thinks he is a person

>>719978266
CONGRATS. KNIFE STORY IT IS.

>this was during massive roid phase. i think it was around finger break 3 as well.
>i was at school
>very angry
>just got out of office, talking with principal
>school was already over, decided to walk home since it was nice
>along the way i notice someone behind me who keeps moving from hiding spot to hiding spot very poorly
>figure it's just a stalker weeb and continue on
>at one point we're at an intersection
>he comes up behind me, and i turn to face him to see which weeb it is
>this was actually weeb girl, the one on the left of the photo i shared
>she pulls a knife and starts trying to stab me
>i panic the fuck out and start yelling
>BIKE COPS TO THE RESCUE
>this cop on a bike pulls over and restrains her, gets the knife away
>he asks if i'm alright
>yeah, except for mentally
also, this is part of the reason they moved away. parents thought they were dangerous and moved to nevada and sent them to air force academy. kek
>was carrying my duffel bag with some roids in it
>so glad this was after massive acne phase
>he would've searched me otherwise
>so, bitch was suspended for 2 weeks out of school, i was scot free, and the weebs hated me even more

good story right? anybody want more detail? or just ask if something happened. chances are it did with these weebs.

>>719978747
give us another story, this is like an anthology man
-W

>>719978747
Anything and everything you got Anon.

>>719978747
More pics

>>719977925
>>719977925
Weeb with a knife please

>>719978747
Moar please

Alright. More stories. This was from pre-dating, so they weren't as bad.

>have a classmate with aspergers
>doesn't really know personal space
>i'm fine with it, don't really mind, he's funny sometimes
>knife weeb was extremely sjw at this time
>you touch her it's 'rape'
>so we all had a class together
>and sjw, a special need student, and a loser
>one class period
>asperg decides to check out what she's doing
>she's drawing weeb anime shit while on tumblr
>mfw
>so loses his footing because not smart or spatially aware
>he places his hand on her shoulder to balance himself
>she immediately repulses and he almost falls anyways
>nothing else happened right there
>but that afternoon
>she goes on facebook
>and it starts
>she rants about how 'people with mental disabilities need to be killed as soon as it's diagnosed, because if they're so stupid they can't understand sexual harassment and personal space, then they're rapists and sexual predators.'
i don't have a screenshot of this, wish i did so bad. she took it down after getting roasted by like 5 people
>then, one brave girl from our grade
>i sort of knew her, she lived near me
>she comments
>'if all people with learning disabilities should be killed as soon as it's diagnosed, why aren't you dead?'
>she deleted the post

I wish I had a screenshot but everybody started flaming her for it and then she just started posting shit about how she wanted to die. Attention whore weeb sjw. My favorite.

>>719978747
Pretty Nice thread Nice op

>>719979429
MORE!

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I rate this thread 10/10

Need to go. OP, may you live a long and prosper life

We need more stories and pics to have an idea

-M

who is screencapping this?

>>719979700
Not me but someone should

>>719979700
i am

>>719979669
i have something that can sum it up for you

>they all love japan and korea
>all brag about online bfs/gfs

Knife roll why not

>>719979429
what were the weebs names, Boss?
-W

>>719979765
Can't faggot. Just their first names will reveal all.

>>719979700
I've got it covered, gonna edit together later

>>719979866
;))
-W

>>719976145
Random fucking pictures arent proof lmfao. Who believes this shit? This is all about this faggot beating up some weebs. He says hes beta but then does all this shit? Fuck outta here.

Put me in yo this is legendary

This is the greatest thread i have ever read in the last couple of months lmao

>>719979993
I gotchu fam

>>719979969
I know how to fight and used to take roids. I was an angry person. Also, not included is constant anxiety and panic attacks I was having because I was failing most of my classes. I figure people only want to hear the good shit you know? Including me crying on the floor every night for 30 minutes doesn't seem important, fag.

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last

alright, if someone can roll a trip, then i post all night long and you get the full story.

>>719980191
Rolling

>>719980068
I know I'm just some anon, but I hope things get better for you, man. Start getting back into shape, too, don't let it get worse, u can do it

>>719980191
Leggo

>>719980227
Reroll

>>719980315
Rawling

>>719980068
Uh huh. And you were 15-17 at the time allthis happened, and an expert at mma. Ok. You know i had a friend like you. Some fat fuck arab who said stupid shit about how good he was at mma and even sent me pictures of him boxing and told me stories of him fucking up kids for fun. Faggot couldnt even look me in the eyes, thats how beta he was. Kids like you like to make up stories, and these dumb cucks swallow every bit of it. Write a book bro youll make a shitton

>>719980191
roll please

>>719980046
Me too this is epic

It is astounding how almost nobody in this thread has an inkling of doubt for all this bullshit.

>>719980438
who cares? its entertaining

>>719980438
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

>>719980348
I had a friend, big, alpha, fit, did martial arts, we used to try fight him as a joke while laughing at him and he used to kick our asses, like 5 of us altogether... It's not that uncommon even at 16

>>719980481
Is it? All the shit hes posting is the same, just him fucking up people who clearly are shit at physical conflict. If you think this is entertaining go on worldstarhiphop, i promise you youll be entertained for hours.

>>719980348
>>719980438
yeye my dudes. i lived in a pretty rich town, where weebs, roids, and normies all lived together. also, yes. i took mma for 3 years before 15, since i was 12. when i started roiding i stopped mma since my coach literally kicked me out.

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>>719980191
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

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Already screencapped, edited and named

-M

>>719980552
>>719980544
>>719980491
>>719980438
I am now fat fuck, living off parents. if images were fake, then reverse image search them, faggots.

>>719980191
ROLL

>>719980559
>literally kicked me out
are you still alive anon?

>>719980191
R
O
L
L

>>719980723
He asked me to spar on my last ever class and I said sure, then he proceeded to beat the shit out of me and forced me to leave. God bless that man.

OP you seem incredibly insecure.

test

>>719980559
He kicked you out because of how dangerous you were getting, right? Ahahahahah. Is this like the plot to some anime or a drama or something? I swear this guy is ripping this off from somewhere, most peoples lives are not nearly this interesting especially if hes a beta.

trips get 2

This is the best thread

Wait guys lemme predictthis faggots next part. Hes gonna go off on some.journey to find himself, get really depressed and end up trying to kill himself before someone saves him and he starts to fight crime with his new sidekick and have wacky adventures.

>>719980847
He found the roids man. I broke his trust since when I started training he made me promise to never do any drugs, any of that shit.
>>719980839
true

>>719980552
why are you so raged irl?

>>719980847
he got beat the shit out of him, anon

>>719980847
Not OP, but every good coach on this heart doesn't like shitty things like cheatings whit drugs and I assure you than proper martial arts coaches beat the shit out of their students for lesson and for having fun.

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trips

>>719980981
Oh god what have I wrote

>>719980956
no way faggot i'm gonna start a drug trade

>>719980962
Thats from something, i swear to god i remember watching something where the kid takes on a mentor and does drugs and then gets kicked out...fuck its on the tip of my tongue

>>719980956
You should be a comic man haha

>>719981076
lance armstrong winning the tour de france?

>>719981068
thats the way champion

>>719981114
kek

somebody roll trips or i'm going to sleep faggots

>>719979799
how to put everything in one picture? ...computer is hard

>>719981243
trips

>>719977925
knife roll

Trips my dudes

>>719981290
Reroll

trips please

>>719981243
Check em

>>719981426
Roll

Sorry faggots. I'm starving and tired. This is goodbye for now. If I ever post again, you'll know it's me by "Finger-break," or "Finger-wars."

Can it be weeb finger bang?

>>719981473
Goodnight sweet prince

>>719981525
That'll work. I'll also comment, "Get in here M and W."

Haha. Nice.

>>719980191
yes

I want it all, baby

>>719980643
Amazing name

>>719981473
This was the best thread I've serán incorporados a while, thanks OP

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Leaving my anononymous number in this legendery thread

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>>719977065
Do NOT doxx that fag. Srsly, don't.

>>719982004
y not tho

>>719982004
>4chan
>Implying we wont unless u give us more stories
Ur choice faggot

>>719979799
Finger Snap 1 Breaking begins
>>719979813
Finger Snap 2 First Fingering
>>719979850
Finger Snap 3 The Dwarf of Destiny
>>719979867
Finger Snap 4 The Beat-up without Snapping
>>719979891
Finger Snap 5 Anon Snaps over
>>719979934
Finger Snap 6 Break from breaking
>>719979962
Finger Snap 7 Snapback
>>719979977
Finger Snap 8 Snappic Boogaloo
>>719980002
Finger Snap 9 Master Midget
>>719980049
Finger Snap 10 Final Fracture
>>719980085
Finger Snap 11 Knife Edition
>>719980127
Finger Snap 12 The roast of SJWeeb

>>719979993
Add me in to the leddit screencap

>>719982314
Done diddly-reeno

>>719982229

Dont forget
>>719977327

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just flying into cap

>>719982457

>>719977327
Finger Snap, the Musical

ded?

If trips, but me in sgreengab :-DDd

>>719966856
I'm waiting to hear it... Where's the vocaroo, OP?

This is some really tasty bread OP, cheers.