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Sup virgins, How does it feel to know Ive had sex with over

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Sup virgins,

How does it feel to know Ive had sex with over 1000 women?
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>>719920306
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>>719920306
Hahahahahahahaha. The real question is, how often do you take your schizophrenia meds....
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>>719920554
Why you mad, virgin?
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>>719920306
Dick or gtfo faggot
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>>719920306
Sup redneck

How does it feel having AIDS?
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>>719920306
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>>719920306
Can you fuck this boipucci OP?
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>>719920306
What's your secret?
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>>719920607
Let me tell you now that Im bigger than you.
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>>719920306
LMAo
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I've seen this thread for 666 times. Fucking faggot.
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>>719920663
>Thinks having sex you automatically get aids.

Virgin detected, lol.
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>>719920873
Rape
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>>719920306
Shit bait is shit
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>>719921013
but it does though. everybody i've had sex with gets aids
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>>719920607
Stfu faggot kill yourself.
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>>719921003
Youre fucking a faggot?

Why would you do that, dont you like women?
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>>719921125
u jelly, virgin?
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>>719921145
Poor virgin
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>>719920603
Hahahahah, I am not a virgin, I have had sex with 45 billion women!! Oh actually, no, I just missed my meds.
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anyone who has to come brag about the sex they get is usually a basement virgin who dreams of pussy and will never get any, like OP
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>>719921338
yeah, the virgin is mad lol
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>>719921145
Keks, lots of keks
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>>719920306
999 problems and Aids is just one of them.
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>>719921412
How does it feel to know that I have sex with more women in a week than any of you here will in your lifetime
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>>719921736
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>>719921447
1000 women = ops mum x 1000. Not mad, just keks
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>>719921833
Another jealous virgin, lol
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>>719920306
how many of them were still alive?
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Somebody walked in on me during a threesome. I was alone.
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>>719921162
I do.
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>>719920306
Op is a raging fag inferno
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>>719922050
All of them.

Why, do you fuck dead women?
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Considering I first had sex at 10 and have had sex with about 1,200 women since then, and I just turned 30 last month, I'd say you need to get on my level, you fucking amateur.
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>>719920306
Pretty good I would say. Maybe doing 8/no herpes today.
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>>719922160
at least it still counts. can't call virgin on this one
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>>719922169
>first had sex at 10

How many years jail time did your uncle Ronny get?
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>>719922421

30 is underage on what planet?
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I'm not too impressed with your thai ladyboys for pay. They're not really women but "women". You big fag.
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>>719922450

haha -- it was actually with my friend's sister. She was 12. Scandalous how I was seduced by an older woman.
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>>719920306
You mean men.
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How do you feel about that noise your mom makes after I wreck her asshole? Personally, I hate it. Makes me wanna kick babies.
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>>719922608
What ever floats your boat, poof.
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I have a strong feeling that this is the same guy replying to himself...

sage
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>>719920306
>Implying quantity is better than quality

Enjoy all those 1/10s
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>ITT shit head newfag roodypoos who've never seen this bait before

I'm leaving this gook infested website
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>>719920306
when you say women, are you talking about your uncle?
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>>719922509

you are a moron OP isnt 30 OP is 12 and shitposting and all you morons are eating it up
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>>719922881
good riddance, one less newfag on b
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>>719921736
Nigger shut up and go feed your kids before your baby momma kicks your ass
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>>719920306
How does it feel to know that this week Ive had sex with 13 women and for me thats a slow week.
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>>719921736
All them baby bottles. How does it feel to be tied down?
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>>719920306
Hey Faggots, My name is Sal, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me.
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It's scary how many of you are taking this raging attention seeking faggots bait
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>>719923272
It aint bait if its true, virgin.
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>>719923054
Feels good knowing you taking care of all those ugly hoes so they aren't hitting on me
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>>719923596
Haha ok virgin
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>>719923692
You mad nigga.. lol
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you want responses to your bait? just go for this place weak spot. anything related to being a virgin.
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>>719923692
I can feel the heat of your greasy acne riddled forehead thru my phone
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>>719920306
I find you simple-minded and typical, because you use sex as a benchmark for personal success.
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there are 1000 women out there with every STD known to man now
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>>719923777
Not as mad and repressed as you are, kissless virgin boy lol
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>>719923900
Well neckbeard, youre gonna be dissapointed to know Im a chad and constantly swimming in pussy ;)
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>>719924250

And you come on here to brag about your life. Right.
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you look like one of those people who gets with a single mother and is caught molesting her children in a few years
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>>719923908
Whats your measure of success? How many piss bottles you can keep hidden in your room before your mom discovers them?
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>>719924063
Hahahaha lol you mad. Those tears are so delicious
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>>719924345
You have a problem with that?
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>>719920306

It feels like i have standards, and you don't.
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>>719924477
Yep, shes mad lol
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>>719924537
Then you'll be still a kissless virgin when you get to 40 lol
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>>719924368
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>>719924490
well yes molesting children is disgusting and unforgivable
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>>719924368
Just a few things:
>become fluent in 2 or more languages other than your native one
>get a career you love earning over $70K a year
>travel to multiple countries and have an educated world-view
>pass N1 of the JLPT and level 1 of the Kanji Kentei
>build your own PC's
>get published
>climb Mt. Fuji
>read at least 5 books, cover to cover, in 1 year
And that doesn't include manga.
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>>719924846
>Im a registered dangerous child sex offender

But why? Its fun to abuse Kids.
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>>719924700
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>>719924884
>What a waste of time.

You do realise it dosnt matter what you achieve or accomplish in life that in the end we all die and are ultimately forgotten.
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>>719924700
It feels like I have game and that's why I have standards. If you don't have game then you just have to take what ever bone you can find. I don't like chewed up shit some other dog was playing with and decided it didn't want anymore
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>>719924700
>>719925193
Samefag
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>>719920306
thank you OP, it feels swell.
the more fat cunts you fuck, the more fat cunts don't become feminists
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>>719925315
What a faggot
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>>719925203
True, so there's no need to brag over an 'achievement' as trivial as having sex.

>"Love and sex" are mortal concepts, with mortal limitations.
>Be greater.
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>>719925315
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>>719925453
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>>719920306
how does it feel? probably a burning sensation in your peehole
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>>719925538
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Fucking a 1000 of these does not count.
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>>719920306
surprised you can count that high

what did you do, round from 10?
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>>719920306
Happy that I don't have aids.
nice faggot piercing by the way.
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>>719925573
Try again faggot
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>>719925573

uhm, ok...
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>>719925573
Hur hur I think everyone who disagrees with me is same person

Kys autist
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>using virgin as an insult

Only fucking virgins do that.
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>>719925573
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>>719925573

Say what niggah?
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I always wondered, why do people seldom boast that they changed their job 100 times, yet brag about how many sexual partners they have had. It screams "i am a loser unable to have a meaningful relationship".
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>>719925900
>Try again faggot

I bet thats what you say to all the guys down at the local park toilets :)
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>>719926086
You mad, virgin?
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>>719920306
you put 3 extra zeros in there anon. And an extra 1.
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>>719926204
>meaningful relationship

Get the fuck out normie!
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>>719926205
You mad? Yeah you mad LooooooooooL
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>>719926205
>I bet thats what you say to all the guys down at the local park toilets

You speaking from personal experience? You seem to know a lot about where fags hang out.
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kek, we live in a time where attention whores are overflowing the steets. Non stop sex obsessed attention whores posting pictures of their privates all over the web including here. You can't seriously tell me that you are proud of hooking up with these sluts. If you want something to be proud of, do something with your life.
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>>719921162
Are you so retarded that you don't even have a good enough grasp on the English language to know that what he's saying is not that he's fucking faggots, but you're a fucking faggot?
Fucking faggot.
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>>719925699
amy shumer looks exactly like miss piggy
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>>719926714
Haha oh looks like we hit a nerve with this faggot.

Hey if you like getting your ass packed everynight thats your deal.
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over and over...OP's post and image over and over,
have some pasta faggots
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>>719926900
Sounds like a faggot standing up for a faggot lol
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>>719927051
>ass packed

I don't know this term is this something you and your gay friends use?
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>>719925573
you got played son
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BAIIIT
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>>719927250
You know very well what it means mr 'double choc dip'
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>>719927051
Sounds like you are projecting because you just outed your self by telling everyone where you find your gay fuck buddies
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>>719927427
>double choc dip

All these cryptic terms. Must be some LGBT thing. You cant expect people outside your circle to understand this crap
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>>719927452
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