Badly description vidya.
>be a massive edgelord
>use autistic weapons
>daddy issues all up in this bitch
The gibberish language bruh. If you played it, you know.
Good description though. Perfect for these threads.
>use robocop gun to shoot nuclear dragons
>have amazing 80s name
>more fun than the actual game
>your arm gets aids
>bad doods coming
>go steal your previous nemesis' sword because it's evil af
>use it to flip out and shred bad guys
>wear unrealistic armor for the type of person you are
>have giant dick
>be a nigger
>use white bitch
>daddy never home