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Vidya thread. Badly description vidya. >have aspergers >be

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Vidya thread.

Badly description vidya.

>have aspergers
>be a massive edgelord
>use autistic weapons
>daddy issues all up in this bitch
>>
>wake up
>world fucked
>collect toasters
>never finish story missions
>>
>be raging autist
>have cellphone addiction
>pretend you're batman
>suck at it
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>>719914708

>ojhab

>bhalasdbha

>hblajhsdb
>hjkfhblahb

>:???????

>profit!
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>feed jellybeans to jizz for no reason
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>>719914708
Ffxv
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>>719915016
Far cry primal
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>>719915052
... well that fits, but wasn't what I had in mind.

>lol demons
>my dad is a sword...
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>be vampire
>kill lieutenant because jealous of his wings
>lieutenant becomes muh sword
>use talking sword to destroy the world
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>>719915060

how?

you win
>>
>Use WASD keys to move around
>Look around by using your mouse
>shoot the enemie
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>>719914816
Fallout 4
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>>719914943
Watch Dogs?
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>>719915410
The gibberish language bruh. If you played it, you know.

Good description though. Perfect for these threads.

>use robocop gun to shoot nuclear dragons
>have amazing 80s name
>more fun than the actual game
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>>719915636
Yup.

>>719915711
Yup.
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>demons
>unf unf
>heck
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>>719915582
hotline Miami

you're fucking terrible at describing things bad
>>
>what the dick?
>>
>>719915946
DOOM, rite?
>>
>>719915028

A boy and his blob?
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>>719916114
Inside.

you're shit at this
>>
>>719915028
Slime rancher?
>>
>complete missions in multi million dollar military aircraft
>fail every time because landing on the fucking aircraft carrier is impossible
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>Die
>Brought back to life by midgets
>Hang out with drunk paladin that likes tarot
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>>719916107
roighto
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>>719916114
You're right. Ignore the sperglord.
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>>719915382
legacy of kain, and thats a bit oversimplified in the end at least.
>>
>>719914708
>>719915187
devil my cry.
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>>719915824
Blood Dragon?
>>
>wake up on operating table
>rob zombie does insane magic to you
>die a billion times
>die more
>dying makes you stronger
>>
>be nigger
>follow train
>fail
>>
>>719916572
Yup.

>>719916574
Indeed sir.
>>
>mario the generic italian fights neo nazis
>fly around like a flying squirrel
>boom. lots of boom.
>>
>>719916255
you know you can skip those on ace combat.
>>
>no campaign
>god tier graphics
>pay to win
>boring after 2 hours
>made by the shittiest game developer known to man
>>
>>719916621
Porch Monkey Simulator 1995
>>
>start on some island
>kill snails
>kill pigs
>leave island
>???
>wait at some sewers for people
>collect tickets from crocodiles
>hang on some rope
>???
>>
>>719916690
Titanfall
>>
>>719916577
Bloodborn?
>>
>>719916801
nope
>>
>>719916621
Gta San Andreas
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>>719916661
Not ace combat. Older... way older
>>
>>719916690
any AAA.
>>
>>719916814
Yup
>>
>>719916801
>>719916903
It's sci fi related
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>>719916881
Top gun?
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>>719916519
Yes, that does gloss over some major points... but yes.
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>>719916255
Top gun.
>>
>>719917017
There ya go.
>>
>Start weak
>Kill shit
>Always ends you being a ugly monster
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>skateboard
>Ollie at things
>Lester is a faggot
>or skip all that and shred the fuck out of your backyard half pipe until the neighbor girl shows you her tits
>>
>>719917015
Has to be Eve Online then.
>>
>niggers taking credit for something they barley even participated in

>pew pew

ez win, boys
>>
>>719917590
Its Star Wars Battlefront (the new one)
>>
>>719915987
nah mate you got the wrong game.
>>
>>719916275
Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
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>>719917729
>star wars
>Sci fi
You spelled "magical lasersword ninjas" wrong anon.
>>
>>719917922
my bad
>>
>Neon Lights
>Dragons
>>
>your arm gets aids
>bad doods coming
>go steal your previous nemesis' sword because it's evil af
>use it to flip out and shred bad guys
>wear unrealistic armor for the type of person you are
>>
>We're all looking for that special someone.
>>
>>719916275
kingdoms of amalur: Reckoning
>>
>4th dimensional puzzle game
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>>719916903
>>
>>719916707
Maple Story
How i miss the old days of MS
>>
>Fucking rats
>Everywhere
>>
>>719918354
clear
>>
>>719918407
dishonored
>>
>Poop
>Underground
>>
>dad is a massive retard
>destroy everything to make a new everything
>dad calls you a failure no matter how good you do
>mom is a giant airhead and is oblivious to the entire situation
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>>719917649
The 2008 presidential election
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>>719914708
>have giant dick
>be a nigger
>use white bitch
>daddy never home
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>be such a fucktard you let a pet frog escape
>use tank to chase frog
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>>719918472
Katamari Damacy
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>>719918444
Nope
>Checked
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>>719918719
Yup
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