Vidya thread. Badly description vidya. >have aspergers >be

>wake up
>world fucked
>collect toasters
>never finish story missions

>be raging autist
>have cellphone addiction
>pretend you're batman
>suck at it

>>719914708

>ojhab

>bhalasdbha

>hblajhsdb
>hjkfhblahb

>:???????

>profit!

>feed jellybeans to jizz for no reason

>>719914708
Ffxv

>>719915016
Far cry primal

>>719915052
... well that fits, but wasn't what I had in mind.

>lol demons
>my dad is a sword...

>be vampire
>kill lieutenant because jealous of his wings
>lieutenant becomes muh sword
>use talking sword to destroy the world

>>719915060

how?

you win

>Use WASD keys to move around
>Look around by using your mouse
>shoot the enemie

>>719914816
Fallout 4

>>719914943
Watch Dogs?

>>719915410
The gibberish language bruh. If you played it, you know.

Good description though. Perfect for these threads.

>use robocop gun to shoot nuclear dragons
>have amazing 80s name
>more fun than the actual game

>>719915636
Yup.

>>719915711
Yup.

>demons
>unf unf
>heck

>>719915582
hotline Miami

you're fucking terrible at describing things bad

>what the dick?

>>719915946
DOOM, rite?

>>719915028

A boy and his blob?

>>719916114
Inside.

you're shit at this

>>719915028
Slime rancher?

>complete missions in multi million dollar military aircraft
>fail every time because landing on the fucking aircraft carrier is impossible

>Die
>Brought back to life by midgets
>Hang out with drunk paladin that likes tarot

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>>719916107
roighto

>>719916114
You're right. Ignore the sperglord.

>>719915382
legacy of kain, and thats a bit oversimplified in the end at least.

>>719914708
>>719915187
devil my cry.

>>719915824
Blood Dragon?

>wake up on operating table
>rob zombie does insane magic to you
>die a billion times
>die more
>dying makes you stronger

>be nigger
>follow train
>fail

>>719916572
Yup.

>>719916574
Indeed sir.

>mario the generic italian fights neo nazis
>fly around like a flying squirrel
>boom. lots of boom.

>>719916255
you know you can skip those on ace combat.

>no campaign
>god tier graphics
>pay to win
>boring after 2 hours
>made by the shittiest game developer known to man

>>719916621
Porch Monkey Simulator 1995

>start on some island
>kill snails
>kill pigs
>leave island
>???
>wait at some sewers for people
>collect tickets from crocodiles
>hang on some rope
>???

>>719916690
Titanfall

>>719916577
Bloodborn?

>>719916801
nope

>>719916621
Gta San Andreas

>>719916661
Not ace combat. Older... way older

>>719916690
any AAA.

>>719916814
Yup

>>719916801
>>719916903
It's sci fi related

>>719916881
Top gun?

>>719916519
Yes, that does gloss over some major points... but yes.

>>719916255
Top gun.

>>719917017
There ya go.

>Start weak
>Kill shit
>Always ends you being a ugly monster

>skateboard
>Ollie at things
>Lester is a faggot
>or skip all that and shred the fuck out of your backyard half pipe until the neighbor girl shows you her tits

>>719917015
Has to be Eve Online then.

>niggers taking credit for something they barley even participated in

>pew pew

ez win, boys

>>719917590
Its Star Wars Battlefront (the new one)

>>719915987
nah mate you got the wrong game.

>>719916275
Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning

>>719917729
>star wars
>Sci fi
You spelled "magical lasersword ninjas" wrong anon.

>>719917922
my bad

>Neon Lights
>Dragons

>your arm gets aids
>bad doods coming
>go steal your previous nemesis' sword because it's evil af
>use it to flip out and shred bad guys
>wear unrealistic armor for the type of person you are

>We're all looking for that special someone.

>>719916275
kingdoms of amalur: Reckoning

>4th dimensional puzzle game

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>>719916903

>>719916707
Maple Story
How i miss the old days of MS

>Fucking rats
>Everywhere

>>719918354
clear

>>719918407
dishonored

>Poop
>Underground

>dad is a massive retard
>destroy everything to make a new everything
>dad calls you a failure no matter how good you do
>mom is a giant airhead and is oblivious to the entire situation

>>719917649
The 2008 presidential election

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>>719914708
>have giant dick
>be a nigger
>use white bitch
>daddy never home

>be such a fucktard you let a pet frog escape
>use tank to chase frog

>>719918472
Katamari Damacy

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>>719918444
Nope
>Checked

>>719918719
Yup